Chapter 12 Heimlich First Aid
In the third year of Xianqing (658 AD), the second day of the twelfth lunar month, the second hour of Si.
There are four offices in the imperial city of Chang'an City, opposite Changle Gate, and within the high fang wall. From east to west, there are Zuofu, Zuofu, Zuofu, Palace and Outer Province. Zuofu, Zuofu, Wukang's office, and Zuoqianniu Guard.
There was one general, two generals, two generals, two generals, one chief officer, one chief officer, one military officer, one military officer, and one military officer. Qianniu prepared twelve people, one left and right twelve people, one hundred people, and one hundred people, and one hundred people, one hundred people.
Wu Kang was a preparatory man for Qianniu, a sixth-rank military officer, wearing a green flower-embroidered suit, and an isosceles trapezoidal military robes. He held a Qianniu knife in his left hand, played with an ivory tablet board, and chatted happily with his colleagues. The tablet board was used to record the king's orders and decrees when he was in court, similar to the notepad of later generations.
The so-called Qianniu Knife is a ritual knife in the Tang Dynasty. The allusion comes from the Kuiding Clay, which means that it can cut Qianniu Knife with sharpness. The long knife handle can be held with both hands. There is a dragon and phoenix ring at the end of the handle, and a gold-forged ring. There is a phoenix carved on it and a dragon head in the middle.
The blade is very long, 170 centimeters, with a wide blade of two fingers, and is extremely sharp. Wu Kang fell in love with him at the sight, and instantly made up his mind to let Mei Niang blow the wind beside his pillow, asking Li Jiu for additional rewards. In the future, he fought on the battlefield and chopped people with a thousand-magnificent knife, held the handle of the knife with both hands, and three blades. After one knife, the enemy soldiers and the war horses all split in half.
Because it was too long, it was difficult to hang on the belt, so I held the scabbard with both hands and stood up on the ground, just like a crutch. Wu Kang thought about it and asked his wife to help him, and the scabbard buckle was 1.83 meters tall, wearing thick-soled cowhide boots, and could carry the big knife.
The colleagues formed a circle, leaned on a thousand-magic sword, and whispered interesting things. They were all children of the official family, about twenty years old, handsome young and handsome guys. They quietly glanced at them. They all looked handsome, and they seemed to be the only ones, and they were rough and stubborn men.
Du Huaigong was humorous and was telling dirty jokes, and everyone was laughing in a naughty way. Wu Kang couldn't help but smile, not because of Lao Du's jokes, but because of Li Yang and Yang Zaisi's strange posture. They were too short, almost the same as swords, and the golden dragon and phoenix rings were all on their foreheads.
After the joke was finished, his colleagues laughed loudly, Wu Kang couldn't laugh, your laughter was very low. When Du Huaigong saw that he didn't laugh, he felt insulted, and continued to say: "Zhang Sheng, a scholar from Bingzhou, came to the imperial examination and Mingjing inn in Beijing, and stayed in Dongshi Inn. Because there were too many customers, he was arranged in the woodshed, so he felt unhappy."
Du Huaigong glanced at Wu Kang and said seriously: "Zhang Sheng decided to take revenge. When he saw the long-haired Humao, he immediately became a rule. He asked the female shopkeeper to borrow a head to sleep. The female shopkeeper didn't understand. He explained it as a pillow, which was the dialect of Bingzhou. After a long time, he borrowed a splitter and explained it as scissors. He took the scissors back to the room, cut off the long-haired Humao, and then left quietly."
Everyone listened attentively, and Du Huaigong winked and said, "The next day, Hu Mao was bare and rushed out of the woodshed. The female shopkeeper was furious. Seeing that Zhang Sheng had left, he went out to curse the street: Zhang Sheng, who had killed thousands of swords, you want to sleep with one end, I will sleep with one end, you want me to spread it, I will spread it with you. The unscrupulous bastard ran away after sleeping and cut off all my cats."
The surprise in a few seconds burst into laughter, laughing back and forth. Wu Kang was also happy. This was an old driver and the car was driving very smoothly. He was Li Ji's son-in-law. It is said that the old fox liked him very much. He arranged it in the left and right mansion, and was also a good place for Qianniu.
Li Yang flattered: "Hui Gong can make people laugh, no wonder the British Duke loves you so much. I heard from the adults at home that Uncle Wu is a serious man who is also amused by you. I guess the person you can't laugh at is not born yet, right?"
Everyone agreed, Yang Zaisi also praised, Du Huaigong was happy. Li Yang was the third son of Li Yi Mansion, and he was about the same age as Wu Kang, and he was very uncomfortable with him. He once reminded him to change his words, but he was very nervous. The adults called you brother, and I must call you uncle.
Qianniu was born in Yang Zaisi, who was born in the Hongnong Yang family and was a member of Mei Niang's uncle's family. His immediate superior General of the Central Army, seemed to be named Yang Jiaben, and also from the Hongnong Yang family. His son Yang Sixun replaced Su Dingfang and served as General of the Youtun Guard.
The above-mentioned grandsons were all arranged by Mei Niang. The wife of Dai Guo, Yang, is indeed very cunning. Many Yang family members have already been assigned to official positions by Mei Niang. Wu Kang was secretly complaining, but someone behind him coughed, and it was Yang Jiaben, the general of the Central Army.
Everyone was quiet in an instant, quickly lined up, and stood with their heads raised and their chests raised. Yang Jia was very satisfied, and his triangle eyes glanced at everyone, and gave orders lightly: "Fourth of the silence is approaching, let's go on duty."
The colleagues responded loudly and ran away one after another. Only Wu Kang was left alone. He had just joined the company and did not arrange a patrol area. Yang Jiaben came over with a kind smile: "Qianniu was prepared for Xunji, the second grandson of Yuchi Gong, who was guarding his grandfather. He first replaced him, took the preparatory team, and inspected the Yeting Palace."
Wu Kang Yingnuo nodded, left with a knife in one hand, and summoned a team outside the door. A total of fifteen people were ready. They were soon ready and lined up to Chengtian Gate. The Yeting was located west of Tai Chi Palace, which was part of Tai Chi Palace and was divided into three areas.
The north is the palace city Taicang, the south is the province of eunuchs, and the central is the residential area of palace maids. The women who committed the official family also work here. The team goes from north to south, from Taicang to the central part, and there are yards and girls everywhere, like entering the downtown area, with all kinds of noises intertwined.
The pre-captain Li Shanling walked side by side with Wu Kang to introduce the inspection route. The two had a great time talking to each other and introduced themselves, and soon became familiar with each other. They came from the Li family of Zhaojun, a well-deserved clan, and ranked among the ten families of seven surnames.
His father, Li Chongde, is the current clan leader, the fifth-rank minister. Wu Kangju was familiar with him. He thought for a long time and suddenly widened his eyes and asked Li Shanling in a low voice: "I heard from the queen that Li Yifu, who had just been demoted, claimed to be from the Li family of Zhaojun. After hearing this, Li Gong listed him in the genealogy. Is there any such thing?"
Li Shanling nodded, Wu Kang couldn't help but smile bitterly, Li Chongde was going to be in trouble. When he saw the wind, Li Yi's mansion was developed, he took the initiative to include it in the family tree. Li Yi's mansion was demoted to Puzhou, and he crossed the river and demoted the bridge, and immediately removed Lao Li.
Li Yifu returned to the court next year and became the prime minister again, so he naturally held a grudge. He ordered people to collect charges and imprison Li Chongde. After repeated persecution, he was forced to commit suicide in prison. Wu Kang thought for a long time and decided to help Li Chongde and win the support of Li's family in Zhaojun for Meiniang.
When he entered the alley, Wu Kang lowered his voice and said with confidence: "Tell you, don't remove Li Yi Mansion from the Li family genealogy. Mei Niang told me yesterday that the saint will recall Li Yi Mansion next year, serve as the Minister of Personnel, and be the third rank of the Secretary of the Central Secretariat."
Li Shanling was struck by lightning and subconsciously stopped and the patrol team stopped. Within half a minute, his face turned pale as paper, and his sweat fell. Li Yi's house was a villain who was vengeful, and no one in the capital knew about it.
The show was effective, so I pulled him away a few steps, and Wu Kang laughed and said, "Li Yi's Holy Family, Zhenglong, is crazy revenge, and Mr. Li is in danger of his life. The news is revealed to you, my requirements are not high. Please help Mei Niang in the court. Wu Kang is grateful."
Li Shanling finally came back to his senses. At noon yesterday, the Lord had already removed him from the list. He was sweating coldly and immediately held his fists heavily: "The queen's great kindness is unforgettable. After going to the yamen, I will report to the Lord to know."
The boy is teachable, Wu Kang smiled gently, shook his head gently, and whispered: "Don't wait for the yamen, it's related to your wealth and life. The sooner the deal, the better. I will settle the situation for you, so go now."
Li Shanling burst into tears, held his fists and bowed to the end, turned around and left in a hurry. Wu Kang was so happy that he asked Zhang Bei to lead the way, and the team continued to patrol. Following the established route, he walked into the southwest of the Yeting, where the cold palace was located. The imprisoned palace people, including the family members of the prisoners, were all gathered there.
Passing by a courtyard, I suddenly heard a loud call for help, rushed out of the little palace maid and hit Zhang Bei's arms. The call for help in the courtyard was even bigger, and the palace maid was at a loss. Wu Kang couldn't think too much and took the Qianniu knife in. The dilapidated house, desolate weeds, and outside the main hall in the north, the palace maid was panicked.
The scene was in the main hall, and he strode into the door, subconsciously frowned. He put food boxes on the wooden couch, two notched bowls, and the bowls were steaming. The woman dressed as a concubine was about thirty years old, with a pale face as paper. The two cute loli, both at the age of ten, were wearing shabby robes.
One sat on the ground, with tears in his eyes, full of helplessness. The other raised his head slightly, slapped his face and cherry lips, blue-purple. She covered her neck with her hands, her mouth opened to the maximum, and tears were in the corners of her eyes, and she seemed unable to breathe.
Seeing the broken bones on the table, Wu Kang instantly realized that he was stuck in his throat by the bones. It was called Heimlik's sign, but he was choked. As his mind turned on, he thought of Heimlik's first aid and immediately launched a rescue. Qianniu knife was thrown to Zhang Bei, and walked over and flashed behind Loli.
At this moment, outside the door, a large number of people rushed in. Eight Qianniu were ready to protect Li Jiu and Meiniang, and the rest controlled the scene. Wu Kang was very puzzled, why were they here? This is the cold palace, who are the two loli?
The loli cried loudly on the ground, and Wu Kang quickly came back to his senses. He couldn't care so much. Saving people was like putting out a fire. He spread his feet forward and backward, lifted the girl's dress, placed his right foot between her legs. He put his right arm around her abdomen, pinched his right hand into a sword finger, found his navel based on his feelings, and clenched his fists above.
Push her back with her left hand, letting her lean forward, reaching her face, and making sure her lips are opened. Holding her right fist with her left hand, lowering her head against the back of her head, preventing her from raising her head. Her hands quickly impacted, pressing her abdomen from being pressed from inside, exerting all her strength, and rhythmically impacting her abdomen.
Finally, on the ninth time, the girl suddenly vomited, and her delicate body became soft. Wu Kang breathed a lot, ignored everyone and was stunned, holding her under her armpits. He stepped forward and squatted down two steps, picked up and spit out foreign objects, which were stripped chicken bones.
He laughed out loud, you are ten years old, and you are still choking when you eat. He looked at the loli sitting down, shaking the bones in his hand, and grinning and jokingly said, "I said, "I'm saying, little lady, I haven't eaten for a few days. Are you two fighting for food? Can you get the chicken bones stuck?"
The little lady was already scared, without any expression, and kept crying. Everyone was stunned, and the atmosphere began to be strange. Mei Niang was the first to come back to her senses and scolded her in serious cases: "Kang Lang quickly let go, don't be rude to the princess."
Wu Kang was stunned and quickly responded, put down the loli in his arms, and helped her sit on a low stool. He understood their identities, including Princess Yiyang Li Xiayu, Princess Xuancheng Li Wenyu, and Li Jiu's two daughters, and Concubine Xiao Shu. Concubine Xiao died in a palace battle, and the two princesses were unlucky and imprisoned in the cold palace of the Yeting Court.
It was very embarrassing to think of this, and the first aid posture was very ambiguous, and he lost the courtesy of the king and the minister. Seeing that the boss looked bad, he was about to come forward to apologize, but was interrupted by the horse's hooves. The horse ran into the yard, and the two of them raised their hands and helped the horse-carrying man off. He was about forty years old and carrying a small medicine box on his shoulder. He should be an imperial physician.
Li Jiu found the punching bag and started the roaring mode without waiting for him to enter the door: "Why are you here now? If you weren't Wu's Aiqing, your eldest lady's life would be gone. What's the use of me to leave you? Get out of the Imperial Medical Office immediately and disappear in front of me forever."
The imperial physician collapsed directly, was taken away by the guards, and his iron rice bowl was smashed. Long Yan was furious, and all the servants knelt down, and the scene was silent. The beautiful woman beside Wu Kang suddenly cried and knelt on the ground to apologize: "The chicken soup was given by my concubine, and it almost harmed the princess. Please punish Your Majesty."
This is Xu Jieyu, Li Jiu's little wife, her own sister Xu Hui, and Li Er's concubine. The beast father and son of the Li family are very shameless to marry two sisters. Seeing the boss see, Wu Kang quickly bowed his head and apologized: "I am rude to the princess, so I ask Your Majesty to punish him."
Li Jiu extricated his anger and his face was much softer. He stepped forward to support Wu Kang and said softly, "I'm sorry, please get up quickly. If I hadn't helped me in time, the aunt would have a risk of life. Not only did I not guilty, I made great contributions, and I would have been rewarded."
You are still conscience, Wu Kang stood up tremblingly. Li Jiu helped Xu Jieyu up and comforted her with kindness: "The beloved concubine gave chicken soup out of kindness. It was just an accident just now, and it had nothing to do with you."
According to historical records, the Xu sisters were kind and the two princesses were imprisoned in the cold palace. It was estimated that the Virgin’s heart had an attack and boiled chicken soup to bring it over. Unfortunately, when an accident occurred, Li Xiayu was ate urgently and was stuck by the chicken bones, almost ruining his life.
At the same time, I am very glad that I understand "Heimlik First Aid", otherwise it would be unimaginable. In my last life, when I was in high school, there was a family in the village, a five-year-old boy who choked on jelly. The village was far away from the county town and there was no phone call. The village doctor, Aunt Gu, went out and died before she arrived at the hospital.
When Aunt Gu learned about it, she felt very guilty, so she asked the village chief to preside over the presidency and summoned all the villagers to teach Heimlik's first aid. It was summer vacation at that time, and Wu Kang learned this technique, which came in handy today. It was a blessing in disgrace.
The tender voice interrupted the memories, and the two princesses thanked him. Li Xiayu shook her face, her little face rosy, and she looked very shy. Wu Kang smiled awkwardly, and she was indeed ambiguous just now. A twelve-year-old girl can get married in the Tang Dynasty. You should not thank you, I apologize to you, and sincerely pray for forgiveness.
The picture is much harmonious, Mei Niang's expression is strange, and she said seriously: "My sister has never heard of Kang Lang's method of rescue, so where did she learn it? I am ignorant and your Majesty is knowledgeable and talented. I would like to ask Your Majesty to explain your doubts."
Li Jiu thought hard, but finally shook his head helplessly and looked up to ask Wu Kang: "I have never heard of it. There is no record in ancient books. It was fatal because of choking. It happened frequently among the people, and there was no way to deal with it. My dear friend explained, where did you know it?"
Wu Kang had a headache, quickly woven lies, and replied carefully: "During the Western Expedition to the Turks, before the Battle of Jinya Mountain, my scouts and I spyed on military information. The weather was very cold at that time, and the mutton was very hard. Some scouts were stuck and saved by their robes."
After thinking for a moment, he was vivid: "He explained to us that impacting the abdomen would squeeze the lungs and form airflow. Just like daily hiccups, relying on rapid airflow to rush out foreign objects in the throat. But unfortunately, after encountering Turkic soldiers, they all died in battle."
The story is full of emotion, and Li Jiu couldn't help but sigh: "All the warriors of the Tang Dynasty, the guards who teach secret techniques, indirectly saved the aunt. I will be rewarded with great rewards. My dear recorded it with paper and pen and handed it over to the Imperial Medical Office for their full promotion."
Wu Kang nodded and agreed. Mei Niang was in a good mood. She looked at the two princesses and said, "Kang Lang is my younger brother and your elder. It is forced by the situation. Don't be rude. Your Majesty set up a family banquet in the Beast Garden and come to pick you up. Let's go and clean up."
The princess whispered, and Li Jiu laughed: "It was the queen who reminded me that since it was a family dinner, it would be all here. The queen remembered you and came to visit me, prepared clothes and jewelry. Why don't the aunt and second wife thank you quickly?"
Wu Kang was a little confused, and the style was wrong. Historical books recorded that Mei Niang hated them to the core. Once, Li Hong went to Yeting and saw two sisters who were not married yet at the age of 40. So he felt pity and persuaded Li Jiu to let his sisters get married. Therefore, he angered Empress Wu, who used wine to poison Li Hong to kill his parents and children.
I subconsciously looked at Mei Niang, sent clothes and jewelry, and took them to the banquet, and did something to play. Suddenly, my brows frowned slightly, and seemed to have thought of something, and I almost burst out. When Li Hong died, Li Jiu was only forty-four years old, and two forty-year-old princesses popped up from?
Could it be that the great Li Jiu can have a daughter at the age of three? It is even more awesome than the grandfather who was killed at the age of six in the anti-Japanese drama. The more he thinks, the more ridiculous it becomes. Song Qi, Ouyang Xiu, who compiled "New Book of Tang", and Sima Guang, who wrote "Zizhi Tongjian", did not provoke you. As for how dark you are, they all have blackened out of the Milky Way.
The excuses for slandering people must be reasonable and well-founded. The loopholes should not be too big, otherwise they will be ridiculed. Besides, the two princesses are just not very threatening. Mei Niang is not stupid, she deliberately abuses them and makes herself uncomfortable.
He forced himself to smile in his heart and led the bodyguard, holding the Qianniu Sword with one hand, guarding the emperor and concubines. His current identity is the sixth-rank guard with swords in the imperial front, slightly worse than that of Nanxia Zhan Zhao. He will make meritorious contributions in the future, and will be promoted to General Qianniu Sword Guard with swords in the third-rank guard.
Just as he was having a good time, the palace maid came to pass the message, quickly lifted the knife and stepped forward. He followed Mei Niang, half a position behind, and listened to the boss's instructions. Li Jiu was in a good mood and said with a kind look: "My dear art of curing chokes can not only save the princess, but also live countless people. If you want any reward, just speak."
I don't want to give it to you, you are not kind, Wu Kang quickly postponed: "That is the secret technique of the robe. I dare not take it for myself, and I dare not take it for me. If Your Majesty insists on rewarding me, I will use the Thousand-Nuo Knife to kill the enemy on the battlefield."
My brother-in-law was very cognizable, Li Jiu was very satisfied, and said with the flow: "Since it was my beloved, I naturally agreed. This knife is rewarded to you, and you are allowed to take it home and kill enemies on the battlefield. You are six feet tall and powerful, and you will not lose the power of the sword."
Wu Kang immediately thanked him, and finally got what he wanted and finally possessed the magic sword. Originally, after going to the yamen, he wanted to hand it over to the army of Zhou Cao and not take it out of the palace. He couldn't help but think about it again, holding the Thousand Niu Knife and galloping on the battlefield.
The ecstatic appearance made Mei Niang roll her eyes, and the child was helpless. Her eyes turned and she said in a coquettish voice: "Kang Lang charges in the battle, I can't rest assured. Your Majesty has given you a treasure knife, so please give me another treasure armor to calm my heart."
This is my own sister, Wu Kang immediately likes it, it's just my wish. I already have a three-piece set of battles on the battlefield, and I'm invincible in the world. I'm called Xue Rengui the "Shengma". I also have a treasure sword, and the domineering Qianniu Sword is just one treasure armor.
As my mind turned, bad ideas came up, and I coughed and brewed emotions. I recited a poem with serious thoughts: "The long clouds in Qinghai are dark in the snowy mountains, and the lonely city looks at Yumen Pass from afar. The yellow sand is wearing golden armor for hundreds of battles. I will never return until Loulan is destroyed. I hope Your Majesty will reward the golden armor and I will fight bravely to kill the enemy."
Suddenly he sneered. Xu Jieyu covered her mouth, Mei Niang rolled her eyes, and simply turned her head. Li Jiu sneered at her nose and said sarcastically: "Poetry is a good poem, not what you wrote. Golden armor is yellow sand, not golden armor. My dear level can only poke toads, poke and jump around."
Mei Niang rolled her eyes again, Xu Jieyu laughed out loud, and Wu Kang's old face turned red. After so long, you still remember that it seems that Marshal Zhang is indeed a mudslide. It is estimated that Shangguan Tingzhi and his wife refused to marry each other because of Daming Lake.
Li Jiu joked: "I really have the armor made of pure gold, and it exists in the inner treasury. Why not do this? The battle between lions and tigers in the Hundred Beasts Garden. If the tiger head wins, that set of golden armor will be rewarded to your beloved..."
Chapter completed!