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Wuzhou Raiders Chapter 9 Chickens don't hatch like this

In the Huamanlou of Wuzhou City, the second-generation officials invested in the ice making industry. After Wukang's first condition, they were a little confused.

About three minutes later, Sun Sanlang tentatively said: "The fields outside Wuzhou City and the poor fields in the dry fields are thirty stakes per mu. Ten acres of land plus courtyard walls and houses are at most 400 stakes. Is Erlang so cheap to spend my brother? If this is true, I will take this result!"

"I don't say anything, but I only give up the shares. You decide how to distribute them yourself." Wu Kang stretched out his ring finger and continued: "I gave up the second floor in exchange for wooden barrels, hemp ropes, and ox carts. Thirty big barrels are, two men hugged each of them so thickly, at least six feet high; 30 ox carts must contain two large barrels at the same time; 30 hemp ropes, each at least two feet."

The second generation was stunned again, Cui Wu could no longer hold back and quickly interrupted, "Erlang, are you crazy? I can understand what you want to do with land. What do you want to do with these things? The money for creating these things is far less than 10% of the shares. What are you thinking, don't..."

"Hey Cui Wu, this is your wrong thing," Lu San interrupted him and said with a licking face: "Erlang benevolence and righteous, this is to support us. Listen to Erlang first. Also, Erlang should rest assured. You are gentlemen first, we will not be villains later, and we will never let you suffer a loss!"

"Then thank you, Sanlang." Wu Kang smiled slightly, shook his sore left hand, stretched out his middle finger and said, "I gave up the third leg and built twenty public toilets in Wuzhou City... It is the thatched cottage built on the street, each at least two meters long. I drew a design drawing tonight and sent someone to my house to pick it up tomorrow morning."

Sun Mingji interrupted: "This is not easy to deal with. It involves Wuzhou political affairs, which is not something we can decide. Besides, even if the state government agrees, it also involves other issues. The toilet is smelly, and nearby residents may object..."

"Dare they? They are against them." Zheng Dalang slapped the table with a bang, and said coldly: "Erlang chooses a good position to cover it directly. If there is a lack of eyebrow, send someone to notify someone and interrupt their legs!"

Wu Kang couldn't help but be happy. He knew that Zheng Hongming's leader was from the Zheng family of five surnames, Qiwang Xingyang, and a famous playboy. He was born into a crab and walked across Wuzhou. However, as soon as he finished speaking, he saw Cui Wu's cold eyes, and frightened his neck and shut up embarrassedly.

Wu Kang drank a glass of wine to moisten his throat and continued: "To be honest, I want to rectify the environment in Wuzhou. Maybe it's because I'm used to being clean and can't stand the stenchy streets. After the public toilet is built, I will rectify the urination and defecation everywhere. This also requires the consent of the state government! I'll help me with the fourth percent of the shares I gave up."

After Wu Kang said that, he closed his mouth, picked up the wine glass and poured it on his own. Everyone knew it well, and Lu San sat upright, nodded with satisfaction, and said, "I will accept all these conditions according to the order. Erlang is so happy, and I am also telling the truth. It is the meaning of the adults in Wuzhou to make ice. I believe they will agree. Within three days, I will give Erlang an accurate reply."

Wu Kang raised his wine glass, toasted Lu San, and said while playing with the wine glass, "Don't worry about Sanlang doing things! In addition, brothers, I only plan to keep three layers of ice making. When the time is right, I still need help!"

The second generation was very satisfied, and the scene became lively again. In the end, the demons danced around. The screams of the sly could overturn the roof. Except for Wu Kang and Cui Wu, everyone was unconscious. Cui Wu arranged for the doctor of wine to give it to someone and left the restaurant with Wu Kang.

At sunset, Xishan City Gate was closed, the shops were basically closed, and there were only a few pedestrians on the street. Walking side by side on the street, Cui Wu wanted to speak but stopped several times, but still couldn't help but ask: "What did Erlang think? Maybe Brother Yu is too stupid and can't figure it out. What do you want to do with those weird things?"

Wu Kang sorted out his thoughts and told the truth: "I told my fifth brother a story. Although it was a bit disgusting, it was thought-provoking. Simply put, it was the wealth caused by the public toilet and the bloody incident caused by the public toilet!"

There was a collection of novels in the late Ming Dynasty, "Zhao World Cup", which included "Digging a New Pit and Scareful to Becoming a Rich Man". This is the story that Wu Kang told.

There was a marketing genius named Mu. The village was far away from the city and there was no waterway to get a manure boat. He suddenly had an idea and started a manure business. He asked someone to dig a big hole in the back of the yard, built two thatched cottages, and put on advertising slogans on the wall, welcomed the general public to go to the toilet, and provided free straw paper.

At that time, I used toilet chips and straw paper were high-end goods, so villagers came one after another. Some people were more cola, so they just picked up their pants after it was convenient, and they ran away with straw paper.

In order to prevent others from stealing feces, Old Man Mu guarded the public toilet every day and locked it at night. When it was spring plowing, the accumulated manure was dug out and sold, and buyers were endless. Old Man Mu made a fortune, and the villagers regretted it. Later, a well-minded villager followed suit and built a public toilet, showing that he was clearly robbing business. Old Man Mu was not happy and asked the villagers to argue, and fought hard for a disagreement, and finally died.

Cui Wu was stunned after hearing this, and after a while, he said, "Boss Mu is very smart and can come up with such a wonderful idea! But he is still a trick that can't stop others from grabbing business. Wulang is better than him. When he builds a public toilet, no one dares to move the feces in the public toilet, and no one dares to imitate building a public toilet!"

Speaking of this, the two of them pinched their noses and quickly ran far away. Just now, a pile of garbage passed by, and the smell was so stinking that it could almost spit them out.

Cui Wu took two deep breaths, curled his lips and continued: "If all the pedestrians on the street go to the public toilet, Wuzhou City will be new. Erlang wants those ox carts and wooden barrels, which must be used to hold manure. The ten acres outside the city

The fields are used to store manure and will be sold to farmers when they are plowing in the spring of the year. However, there are still many problems that need to be carefully considered!”

Wu Kang said "yes" that there are many issues to consider when success in every matter. The two of them chatted while walking, parting at the entrance of the alley.

Wu Kang was drunk and felt dizzy and sweaty all over, and his vision was a little confused. This was a normal reaction after drinking. He lie on the bed and sleeps for a while. He shook his head hard and speeded up his pace to walk home.

I didn't walk far and felt my feet soft. I seemed to have stepped on something, and I couldn't help but feel chills. I couldn't step on shit again. I looked down and was stunned. What's this?

I felt dizzy again, and my feet were staggering and almost fell down. I unbuttoned my waist and knives, leaned on the hilt, supported my shaking body. I squatted slowly on the ground, looking at the thing I stepped on: yellow fluff, slender claws... Isn't this a chick?

I remember when I was five years old, I stepped on the neighbor's chicken to death on the way home from school and was slapped by the chicken owner. Not only that, I also called him a wild breeder who had mother and had no mother. Wu Kang was so angry that he ran away instantly, bit his arm and refused to vent his mouth, and was beaten several times.

My father was furious and rushed to the door with a hoe, shouting that he would fight to the death, which scared the family so much that he didn't dare to go out. Now he has stepped on the chicken to death, and while he is amused and crying, he also has a lot of feelings. After a while, he came back to his senses, picked up the body and sighed softly, and he probably can't go back!

Just as he sighed, he heard the "Wow" crying. The door of the courtyard on the left opened at some point. A young lady about five years old squatted outside the door and cried with tears in her eyes. She stared at the tragic little chicken with tears in her eyes, screaming in a vague way... Xiaohua?

Judging from this situation, the little lady is the owner of the chicken. Wu Kang's embarrassing old face turned red, shook his head and suppressed the drunkenness. He held the chicken's body with his left hand, stood up with the handle of the knife in his right hand, walked over swayingly, squatted in front of the little lady, and coaxed softly: "Little lady, don't cry, the chicken will not be resurrected. Uncle will take you to see the goldfish... It's better to pay you money!"

However, the young lady ignored him and cried even harder with the tragic death of the chicken.

Wu Kang quickly touched his waist and grinned awkwardly. At noon, he had his wallet for the horse seller to make a show. He rubbed his temples and then coaxed: "Uncle doesn't have money on him. You and Uncle go home, right in front..."

The crying alarmed the neighbors. Someone opened the yard door and stuck his head out. When he saw Wu Kang's skin, he immediately shrank and closed the door. The young lady's parents arrived. A man in his thirties followed him with a woman. He was patched with clothes on his body, and he was also a poor family.

Seeing the bad robe and the horizontal knife, the woman was so scared that her face turned pale. The woman hugged the crying lady, hid behind the man, and coaxed her in a low voice. Soon the crying stopped. The lady pouted and stared at Wu Kang fiercely, making him helpless.

The man squeezed out a smile and said timidly: "Sanniang is young and ignorant, and she has hit the husband. I also asked him not to remember the children, don't... don't be as knowledgeable as the children!"

Wu Kang stood up with the handle of the knife, returned the greeting to the man, and said, "Brother Tai misunderstood. It's all my fault for accidentally stepping on your chick to death, which made Sanniang cry. He didn't bring money with him, so I'm sorry for going home with me to get the money, right in front. I moved here half a month ago, so Brother Tai should have an impression, right?"

The man thought about it, nodded and shook his head, and said insincerely: "It's all neighbors, you'll lose money... Forget it!"

Seeing his distressed look, Wu Kang smiled and said, "I heard Ruyan say that a chicken costs five cents, not a small amount. I have always been clear about public and private affairs, and I will definitely pay for money. As the saying goes, distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors. I often don't stay at home, so I have to ask my brother to help. Let's go to my house..."

Wu Kang grabbed the man's sleeve and walked home shakingly. The man didn't dare to break free and followed behind him with a bitter face. At this time, two figures appeared in the alley, Ruyan and Xiao Cui. Wu Kang relaxed, and his alcohol was coming up again, his mind was messy, and his consciousness became more and more blurred.

When his consciousness gradually recovered, a headache came and he woke up in an instant. He found himself lying on the bed, looking up at the surroundings, confirming that it was his bedroom, and his heart was relieved. He lifted the thin quilt on his body, reached out and rubbed his temples.

I noticed the wetness of my chest and couldn't help but feel confused. Isn't wet the bed anymore? It shouldn't be that such a big person wet the bed, what a joke. My chest was gently rubbing and it was sticky. Could it be... I sat up from the bed and breathed a sigh of relief at the bed.

Fortunately, it was not launched in a dream, and it didn't have that much firepower, so it was launched directly to the chest. So the question is, what are these yellow sticky objects? I couldn't help but stretch out my fingers, dipped them in the sticky objects, smelled them with my nose, and smelled them. It was a fishy smell of egg yolk. I picked up the strange object next to me and looked carefully. It turned out to be crushed egg shells.

But I really saw the ghost. Why did the egg run away from the bed? I guess it was Xiao Cui's slutty child who was playing a prank. I couldn't help but get angry. Such pranks were a bit too much. Thinking of this, I shouted at the top of my voice: "Xiao Cui, Ruyan, hurry up and come in."

The bedroom door opened, and the two hurried into the room, holding a basin towel in their hands. Wu Kang threw the eggshell to the ground and scolded Xiao Cui: "You little girl is too much. I'm going to mess with you? Put eggs into the quilt while I'm sleeping? It's outrageous!"

Ruyan sang a loud music and quickly reached out to cover her mouth. Xiao Cui wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh. Her face turned red with a red face, she pulled the corner of her mouth and lowered her head, and her shoulders kept twitching.

Wu Kang was even more angry, and he patted the bedside table and shouted, "Didn't you see I'm getting angry? Be serious! It seems that I'm used to you too much. Today I can't tell you how I'm going to deal with you?"

Ruyan came to the bed and sat down, suppressed her smile and said, "My husband, please calm down. You are wronged by Xiao Cui. This egg was not put by her, nor was it made by Nunu."

"Oh, this is rare! Could it be that the egg has legs and can't get into my bed?" Wu Kang was so angry that he couldn't find Bei, and said angrily: "The couple crushed the baby to death, either you or me! It wasn't you who put it, was it me?"

As soon as these words were spoken, Xiao Cui could no longer help but put the basin on the table, covered her mouth and turned her back, and her giggling giggles were very depressing.

Ruyan also had a smile on her face. Seeing Wu Kang's face turned dark, she quickly explained: "Don't get angry, you scared Nu Nu. This egg is really what you put. Last night, Langjun got drunk and stepped on the neighbor's chicken to death, causing Xiaoma Qiu to cry. Nu Nu and Xiao Cui compensated the Qiu family ten cents and asked Qiu Erlang to carry you back. When you were sleeping, he actually...hehehe."

Wu Kang's face turned dark and glared at Ruyan and said viciously: "Why are you laughing at? Tell me, what's going on?"

Ruyan finally stopped laughing, and his voice changed: "When the husband was sleeping, he ran back to the kitchen to get two eggs, and held Qiu Erlang without letting go, so he wanted to compensate him with the egg. What did he say? Later, the husband got angry and said that he would sleep with the eggs, hatched the chicken baby tomorrow, and sent it to Qiu Erlang... Oh, I can't stand it, hehe..."

Looking at the master and servant who was happy, Wu Kang's old face was red in black, and he was embarrassed to open the door, and he was embarrassed to get home. This is too embarrassing. We are not an old hen, so how could we warm up the chickens? It must have become a joke now. I guess the whole street knows that Wu Erlang is holding a nest to warm the chickens.

It was all caused by alcohol. Wu Kang hated his teeth and felt ache. Looking at the master and servant who was smiling, he was furious and furious, and said in a furious manner: "You two are heartless? You look down on me, right? Well, let me leave my words today and I will definitely warm up the chicken... Why are you still standing there? Hurry up and burn hot water and wait for me to take a shower!"

Sitting comfortably in the bathtub, playing with the petals on the water surface, closing my eyes and looking helpless. The water I poured out after saying something can't be collected. Uncle Shuan opened a chicken farm in his previous life. He often helped during the summer vacation and knew a lot about chickens.

The normal body temperature of a hen is 40 to 42 degrees, and is usually more than 38 degrees. Therefore, the appropriate temperature for hatching is between 38 and 39 degrees. If you want to hatch the chicks, you will probably have a high fever of 41 and 2 degrees. If you really have such a high fever, you will not be in the mood to hatch the chicks.

Do you really want to become a laughing stock and become a laughing stock for neighbors after dinner? I'm afraid that's not that. As the saying goes, good things don't go out, bad things spread thousands of miles. If you really make a fuss to everyone knows, you will have no shame to stay in Wuzhou.

Wu Kang smiled bitterly, and the idea of ​​artificial incubation flashed through his mind. He carefully recalled Uncle Shuan’s actions, and shook his head helplessly.

During the process of manual hatching, the fertilized eggs are placed in the incubator and the temperature is more than 38 degrees. In about twenty-one days, the chicks will break out of their shells. So the question is, where can I buy a chick incubator? Did anyone sell this thing in the Tang Dynasty?

After thinking hard for a long time, I have sorted out some clues. The core problem of artificial hatching is to create a suitable temperature. Lao Shuan said that the temperature of gold is between 38 and 39. If the temperature is higher than the temperature of gold, the chicks will not be easy to survive. If the embryo exceeds 4 or 3 degrees, the embryo will die; if the temperature of gold is lower than the temperature of gold, the embryo will develop slowly, the shell will be uneven, and even die. So the question is, how to create the temperature of gold?

I kept thinking like this. I don’t know how long it took, a drop of water dripped on my nose. I looked up at the top of the bathroom. The hot air condensed into dense water droplets. My head suddenly buzzed and I stood up straight. I jumped out of the bathtub and dried it randomly, changed into clothes and left the bathroom. I was too lazy to tie my hair bun, tied my ponytail with a red head rope, and went out in a hurry. Ignoring Ruyan and Xiao Cui's shouts, ran out of the yard.

Walking in the alley, I feel happy. It seems that the things falling from high altitude all have magical auras! Brother Newton was smashed by an apple, creating a gravitational force; the young master was smashed by a water drop, thinking about the possibility of artificial hatching of chicks.

These days, it depends on the mood of the chicken sister. The yield is definitely poor. In the original owner's memory, the old hens at home cannot hatch many chickens and babies a year. If you turn your ideas into reality, you will definitely make a big profit, and you can also get the gratitude of the people. Why not do it if you gain both fame and fortune?

Before I could walk out of the alley, I heard someone say hello to me: "Wu Shuai, where are you going? Are you going to go to the yamen?"

Wu Kang looked up and saw that it was his subordinate Xu Sanjiao, a very tough man, 1.8 meters tall and bearded. Looking at the gate of the courtyard behind him, it turned out to be his neighbor, so he laughed and said, "I originally planned to go to the state yard, but when I see Sanlang, there is no need to see Sanlang! Do Sanlang know that there are bricklayers in our neighborhood? I want to build something."

Xu Sanjiao immediately smiled and slapped his chest and said, "Ship Wu asked the right person, a certain master is! Not to mention our street, the entire Wuzhou, the skills of the adults are among the best. Shuai Wu waits for a moment, and I will invite the adults here."

"Sanlang, be slow," Wu Kang grabbed his sleeve and smiled sincerely, "Lingzun is an elder, a junior, and you will be greeted with you!"
Chapter completed!
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