Chapter 015 My roommate turns out to be a female star
In late January, the art exam for the Film Academy is about to begin.
Jiang Yu said he was not panicked at all, but was quite calm.
Because he had taken the exam three times in his previous life, he had a lot of experience and was very impressed.
The art exams of the Film Academy are divided into three rounds of preliminary examination, re-examination and interview.
The initial examination is relatively easy, mainly self-introduction, recitation, body display, talent display, etc. It is not difficult. It is mainly to screen out some of the conditions that are too poor, so the elimination rate is very high.
The re-examination is a bit more complicated. This round is about examining performance talent.
Jiang Yu still remembers that the teacher at that time gave an impromptu title: Visiting the grave.
Other candidates usually cry and show sadness in various ways.
Jiang Yu is different.
He knelt down on the spot at the teacher, kowtowed three times, and then got up and stared at the teacher.
The teachers were shocked by him and didn't dare to say a word, so they just asked him to go out.
After so many years, Jiang Yu always thinks of this, and he is so embarrassed that he can't travel back and slap himself a few times.
Now that there is really a chance to start over, Jiang Yu cannot be said to be confident, but can only be said to be full of confidence.
More importantly, he now has a system.
Since he discovered that water stickers can also accumulate energy values on the Internet, he would draw one or two hours a day to send seeds to the old erotic embryos online.
The old pornographic people on the Internet are simply frightened by Jiang Yu's ID "Wolongsheng".
"Brothers, there is a guy named Wo Longsheng who disguises the gourd baby as a resource and is so crazy! Brothers must pay attention to distinguishing when they are released."
"It's this guy. The labor company downloaded it for two hours last time and took off all its pants. As a result, a paper man came out and sang a gourd baby to the labor company..."
"Damn it, it's so hateful. Who did the knife to him?"
"I have a movie called "Hypnosis, sleep and sleep, and my wife is definitely not a gourd, I want to keep my email address."
"Good guy"
"A good person has a safe life"
"The positive energy value from Sun Rong, +15!"
Looking at the email address that kept gathering under the post, Jiang Yu's mouth rose wildly.
According to the email address left by netizens, the seeds were sent out one by one. Jiang Yu decisively stepped down and left the Internet cafe with iced black tea.
Two hours later.
Below that post.
"Brothers, please withdraw quickly. Qingwu Feiyang and Wo Longsheng are in the same group. Labor and Capital believed in his evil spirits. After two hours, they took off their pants. When they clicked on it, they saw that it was the eighth set of radio gymnastics..."
"Negative energy value from Sun Rong, +99!"
“…”
Since mastering this trick, Jiang Yu has never felt worried about negative energy.
In just a few days, he had saved 2,500 positive energy points, and the negative energy points were as high as more than 3,000.
Every time I send seeds to the sand sculpture netizens, I can reap a wave of positive energy.
After they finally downloaded it and found out the content, they will contribute a lot of negative energy to Jiang Yu.
It can be said that it is a huge profit, and you can eat two fish.
Since there are so many energy points, Jiang Yu decided to take a break.
After returning to the rental house, I opened ten lucky bags in one breath.
"A roll of toilet paper with the fragrance of grass has been stored in the inventory and can be extracted at any time!" x8
"A super thin silky condom has been stored in the inventory and can be extracted at any time!" x2
What am I fucking!
Jiang Yu was so angry that he swears.
He didn't know how many silly netizens who were seeking seeds in the past few days, but he saved up such a little energy value, but in the end he got such a little thing.
It's so damn.
Forget toilet paper, condoms... who do you look down on me if you exchange this thing?
Jiang Yu decisively chose to extract.
After turning his hand, two condoms appeared in the palm of his hand, but he didn't know whether the size was appropriate.
Jiang Yu was too lazy to try it, so he put it in his pocket and might use it one day.
As for the remaining energy values.
Jiang Yu calmed down and decided to redeem three "Maiba Experience Cards" first, and then three "Drink Essence Experience Cards" to prevent them from being used during the art exam.
There are nine hundred positive energy points left and one thousand four hundred negative energy points, which is enough for him to open a lucky bag nine times.
I really don't believe this evil anymore.
Just rush it!
After a very fake 50 cents special effect.
"A super thin silky condom has been stored in the inventory and can be extracted at any time!" x6
"The big gift package of one thousand yuan cash has been deposited into the inventory and can be withdrawn at any time!" x3
"Cool!"
Jiang Yu finally became happy. This wave of lucky bags was very good, and he directly brought 3,000 yuan.
With a salary of 850, 2,000 yuan from Jiang Dashan, and the remaining 500 yuan he used, Jiang Yu's assets directly exceeded 6,000, and he took a step towards 10,000 yuan.
To describe it as lyrics, I make money and I don’t know how to spend it…
Jiang Yu then decided to reward himself, and walked downstairs, found a barbecue stall, ordered twenty skewers, a grilled chicken wings, a plate of grilled leeks, and a bottle of fat house happy water, and took them back to the rental house.
The room is really good, with two bedrooms and one living room, but the roommate in the second bedroom has never appeared before, and the lights in the room have always been turned off, so Jiang Yu is using the living room, kitchen, bathroom and so on.
It can be said that it is a big profit to rent such a house in a month.
When I came to the living room, lie on the sofa, drink happy water, and eat mutton skewers, this is a moisturizing effect.
Especially this kebab, sprinkled with some cumin and sesame seeds, which was so fragrant that it made people drool.
"Say~"
Suddenly, the sound of sucking water came from the room.
Jiang Yu slapped, I didn’t drool, so where did the sound of sucking water come from?
I'll try another bite.
"Say~"
The sound of sucking water rang again.
Jiang Yu jumped up all of a sudden.
This is not auditory hallucination.
He was sure that there were other people in this room besides him!
Could it be a haunted...or a greedy ghost?
Jiang Yu turned on all the lights in the room, went to the kitchen to collect a kitchen knife, and looked at the bedroom, balcony, toilet, kitchen, and under the bed, but found nothing.
Could it be...
Jiang Yu looked at the only second bedroom that he had never been found, and looked through the crack in the door. It was pitch black inside.
"Does it smell?"
Jiang Yu walked to the door of the second bedroom with a knife in one hand and asked.
There was no movement inside.
"Why do I take another bite and you smell it?" Jiang Yu took a bite of the roasted chicken wings.
"Say~"
The sound of sucking water came from inside again.
"There is someone inside, come out for me!" Jiang Yu said loudly.
After so many days, he always thought that the second bedroom was empty. He didn't expect that there was someone inside, but there was no sound at all, so he hid him.
There is absolutely nothing wrong here.
After rubbing inside for a while, the lights were on, the door creaked and opened, revealing a round and fat face.
"Brother, I'm sorry, this is so fragrant, I can't help it..."
Jiang Yu was happy as soon as he saw her.
Chapter completed!