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Chapter 031 When the blind date is in progress

CCTV, studio, backstage.

Jia Lin and Jiang Yu were waiting.

What is about to start is the qualifiers of the crosstalk competition, but it will not be officially broadcast. You have to reach the finals to have the chance to go to CCTV.

Since the contestants were submitted by various literary and artistic groups, there were some related parties, the director team found several seniors from the crosstalk industry to be judges and posted them first to avoid being funny when broadcasting, which would be too funny.

The rules are also very simple: the full score is 100, the seven judges will score, and then the average score will be obtained. The higher score will be reached to the final.

This made Jiang Yu a little nervous.

He thought that like the later generations of "Talk Show Conference", there would be judges and audiences to score, but he didn't expect that there would be only professional judges.

The crosstalk drama they prepared should be fine if they impress the audience, because it is really funny and may not impress those conservative crosstalk seniors, which is really a different story.

Jiang Yu was afraid that these old guys would be called a rebellious person and would be driven out.

"Who are the judges? Did your master reveal it?" Jiang Yu asked.

Jia Lin said a few names, and Jiang Yu only knew two: Jiang Kun and Hou Yaowen.

I don’t know if they can accept crosstalk dramas.

"Thank you, teachers!" The two brothers on the stage said "On Pudding and Drama", waiting for the judges to give the score.

"On Pang Dou" is a traditional crosstalk in crosstalk. The two of them memorize the poems very well and speak them well. The only bad thing is that they are not funny.

Jiang Kun shook his head and gave him a 9.4 mark.

The full score is 10. In order to take care of the actors' mood, the lowest score is nine points. In the end, the two guys got 9.56 points and got off the stage.

Hou Yaowen and Jiang Kun looked at each other, and they were both helpless.

Crosstalk has declined more and more in recent years, and it is really impossible to beat sketches. CCTV held a crosstalk competition, which means supporting newcomers. However, if the roots are broken, can we still choose good seedlings?

I have never seen a group of funny works until now.

"The next group, the turtle group, the performer, Jia Lin, Jiang Yu." The staff came on stage to report.

Jia Lin took the stage first, with a smile on her face (ye) like a flower, "Hello, all teachers, the little girl is just 23 years old this year, and my dad always forces me to go out for a blind date. Now, the person will arrive soon..."

Music sounded in the background: "Ah, love is deep and rainy, the world is only in your eyes. It's not too late to meet, why are we in a hurry..."

Jiang Yu bit his lip and went on stage with a confused look on his face.

"It's you, Jia Lin, it's you!"

Jia Lin asked: "Do you know me?"

"Of course I know you," Jiang Yu walked to the microphone and said, "Hello, my surname is Jiang. The day I was born was the Mid-Autumn Festival, so my name is Jiang Yuecake."

"Jiang Yuecake?" Jia Lin was shocked.

"Yes, my nickname is Wuren."

"Hahaha," a few laughs came from below.

Hou Yaowen's eyes were indeed lit up.

As soon as these two people came on stage, they first lost a burden and grabbed the audience's eyes. Coupled with the unique way of playing... This show is a bit interesting.

He had a premonition that these two young men would surprise him.

The two of them on the stage also felt a little clear-headed when they heard the laughter.

Since it was a crosstalk drama, it was impossible to really follow the sketch, so they didn't prepare the tables and chairs and props. They stood in front of the microphone, and they were still teasing each other like crosstalk.

"You just said, do you know me?" Jia Lin was the supporting actor, responsible for continuing the topic.

Jiang Yu is equivalent to a funny guy, responsible for the funny guy, "Yes, my mother has found more than 60 blind dates for me. I sorted those photos by their beauty level, and the first choice is you."

"Oh," Jia Lin smiled shyly, "I'm as beautiful as you said."

Jiang Yu said: "I'm from behind to front row."

"Hahaha..." The judge laughed again.

For actors on stage, the audience's laughter is the best reward.

Jia Lin said: "Then you just go and go to those beautiful girls for a blind date, why come to me..."

She is in a small mood.

Jiang said with a cute look: "My mother insisted on letting me do it. She said you are fat and easy to grow up, but your cheekbones are too high and you can easily harm your husband."

"I'm so cruel, your mother asked you to come and have a blind date with me?" Jia Lin was unhappy.

"It's okay, I'm not afraid. Look at what I'm wearing," Jiang Yu unzipped the top and showed Nike's logo on his chest, "Nike."

"Not you are afraid of me."

"Hahaha..." Several judges from the audience also laughed.

Jiang Kun couldn't help but smile and nodded.

These two young people are really different from the crosstalk actors before. Without those cues or something, they are just simple and bright and funny, and they throw the jokes in front of you directly.

When Jia Lin saw that the atmosphere was good, she relaxed and said, "I think you are a little too dependent on your mother? As soon as you open your mouth, you are your mother. Can you have some opinions?"

Jiang Yu said: "It's over, I'm misunderstood. I'm not married yet. If I get married, I won't rely on my mother."

"Then I ask you, if I get married to you, and your mother and I fall into the water at the same time, who will you save first?"

Jia Lin asked the problem of that century, "I'll give you a minute to think about it..."

"Save my mother," Jiang Yu didn't even think about it.

Jia Lin said: "I think you can think about it again."

"Don't think about it, save my mom."

"I'm sorry, I think you're a good person, but we may not be suitable..."

"Oh," Jiang Yu sighed, but wanted to struggle for a while, "If I say I choose to save you, will you marry me?"

"No." Jia Lin answered decisively.

"You deserve to drown!"

Jiang Yu threw down a harsh words and ran off the stage.

"Hahaha," Jiang Kun smiled. This work is really interesting.

But I was a little confused, why did the funny guy step down?

Will you not act later?

I heard Jia Lin complain on the stage, "Who are these people? Can't the matchmaking agency introduce me to a manly person, and have independent opinions..."

Jiang Yu changed his clothes backstage and signaled to the music teacher, and the music suddenly rang.

"You and I are lingering and flying over this world, and we will always follow you, chasing you forever, loving me for a thousand times, living up to my tenderness, your beauty..."

Jiang Yu came to the stage with singing.

I saw him wearing a mink coat borrowed from Zhang Wei, wearing sunglasses, carrying a briefcase in his hand, and spreading his arms and flying onto the stage like a butterfly.

This sexy appearance made Jiang Kun and others suddenly lit up, and at the same time, it also relieved their doubts.

"You are Jia Lin, I know you," Jiang Yu walked to the microphone, "I will spend 10,000 yuan when I first met."

Like a big money, he took out a stack of ghost coins from his bag and handed them to Jia Lin.

"I can't ask for this," Jia Lin refused.

"It's okay, I have money," Jiang Yu patted his handbag with smugness.

"I looked at your photos and felt that you were pretty. I decided to give you a chance. You can find a way to fall in love with me. I only gave you this opportunity for so many people. I hope you don't know how to be rude."

"Ah, this, isn't it a bit too soon? We met again," Jia Lin said embarrassedly.

"This is easy to deal with," said Jiang Yu: "You turn your face and turn it back, okay, now it's two sides."

"Go back with me to get married," Jiang Yu dragged Jia Lin's hand and was about to step down.

Jia Lin was confused. She wanted to find someone with his own opinions, but this was too independent.

"No, no, brother, do you think we are not suitable?"

"What's wrong with it? Men are married when they are old and women are married when they are old. Don't worry, you will know after you get married. I am a very easy person to get along with. If you don't get along well, you can find the reason for yourself."

"Along with that, after you get married, you don't have to do anything. Just one thing: I have to have a baby for me, and I have to have a son. I give you one million. As a man, I have to be generous!"
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