71 Call out Gao Shen to us!(1/2)
The press conference hall in Valdebebas was packed with media reporters from far and wide.
Long guns and short cannons were set up at the scene, all aimed at the main podium directly opposite.
Sitting in the audience are journalists from Spain, Europe and even all over the world. They are all here for the El Clasico tomorrow night.
There was a lot of discussion and loud voices in the press conference hall.
Everyone looked up from time to time towards the entrance on the side of the main podium, wondering if the Chinese would come later? He never attended the pre- and post-game press conferences.
For this matter, media reporters also competed with him.
The media had reported this to the Spanish Football Association before, but Gao Shen was still the acting head coach at the time and was young. Even Real Madrid did not come forward. The Spanish Football Association suppressed the news on the grounds that he was not feeling well.
God is so uncomfortable!
Have you ever seen someone who is very active on weekdays but feels uncomfortable when they arrive at a press conference?
UEFA has strict regulations for all head coaches participating in the Champions League. In addition to clothing issues, they must attend press conferences before and after the game. But the problem is that Gao Shen's games against Arsenal and Juventus,
None participated.
UEFA officials also asked Real Madrid, but the response was still the same. Gao Shen was not feeling well and was replaced by chief assistant coach Maguida. Later, when some pressure was put on him, Real Madrid excused him, saying that Gao Shen was young and was afraid to face the situation.
To the media.
The media reporters almost turned over the table.
Damn, during your inauguration and signing ceremony, you first declared war on the superstars and then on Barcelona. I didn’t see you showing any timidity at that time. Now you say you are scared?
The strange thing is that Real Madrid has always attached great importance to building a good relationship with the media, and will even take the initiative to leak some information to the media from time to time. However, in recent times, the media has received less and less information from Real Madrid.
If nothing else, just this Valdebebas, how easy was it for the media to get in before?
Nowadays, there are always closed trainings, and the media have to apply to get in. It’s not an open day for the media, and you can’t even get in.
It’s really convex!
Everyone knows that this is all done by the Chinese, but they have no choice but to scold, who told you not to give us a way to survive?
Not letting superstars appear? Scold!
You win, but you play poorly? Scold!
Arsenal reversed course and advanced to the Champions League? Follow the curse!
A zero-0 away draw with Juventus? I still curse!
If I can't scold you to death, I'll just drown you with my saliva!
But sometimes, things in the world are so bizarre.
Maybe it’s Real Madrid’s golden signature, or maybe it’s because the high ranking is so legendary. In addition, this guy is young and handsome. Although he is Chinese, he is also in line with the European and American aesthetics of handsome guys, and he is even more evil.
The more you get scolded, the more angry you become.
According to the internal statistics of Spanish newspapers, the sales volume of any issue with Gao Shen on the cover is much better than usual.
Whether it's scolding or praising, it can always increase sales.
This is a bit outrageous!
Is it possible that you scolded him and made him famous?
There was even an interesting story in the Spanish media circle. A Madrid tabloid was famous for criticizing Gao Shen. After one issue came out, some readers angrily called the newspaper to complain. The reason was: You repeated the curse!
Dig a hole! I dare you to read how the newspaper scolds Gao Shen without repeating it!
As a result, the uncrowned kings cursed or praised in disguised terms in every issue, and sales really kept rising.
God knows why?
Perhaps, today's readers like this tone.
It’s also boring!
At this moment, the mood of the media reporters staying in the press conference hall was just like the recent weather in Madrid, which alternated between hot and cold.
Gao Shen is just a little goblin who tortures people to death.
…
Maqueda is always very nervous before taking the field.
He had imagined countless times that he would become the head coach of Real Madrid, walk into the press conference room gracefully, and speak eloquently in front of numerous media reporters about his formation and confidence in the game.
But the reality was that he was pressed to the floor and rubbed mercilessly again and again.
Every time I see him appear, the audience will boo.
Because the person they are waiting for is not him at all!
It's the same this time.
When he walked out, the press hall was filled with boos and boos again, and many people even shouted "Gao Shen".
With a smiling face, Maqueda stood in front of the main podium, raised his hands, and signaled everyone to calm down.
"Uh...he is...still...a little uncomfortable today." Maqueda said awkwardly.
He really wanted to cry.
Gao Shen only gave him this reason. He had to figure out how to deal with media reporters.
He had thought of all the reasons and really had no choice.
Needless to say, the scene was really quiet.
"Are you feeling uncomfortable? Then let me tell you where you feel uncomfortable this time?" There was a thorn in the side who started to cause trouble in public.
Everyone responded immediately, insisting that Maquida tell him the reason.
"Recently, you have been looking for various reasons, stomachache, dizziness, cold and fever... What is the problem this time? Isn't it because my uncle is here?"
There was a burst of laughter at the scene.
If the pleasure of readers is to watch how media reporters use different tricks to scold Gao Shen, then the pleasure of media reporters is to watch how Maquida makes excuses.
"Tell me about it, right?"
"Yes, tell me quickly."
There was a burst of urging from below, but Maqueda was on pins and needles.
Wow, I can’t be a tool anymore!
Fortunately, at this time, people from the public relations department also came forward in time to maintain order on the scene, finally resolving Maqueda's crisis.
Real Madrid's assistant coach was just thinking about ending this nightmare as soon as possible, so he announced the 18-man squad for Real Madrid's trip to Barcelona without further ado, and he read it very quickly.
The names and jersey numbers of eighteen people were read out by him in one go.
The media reporters below didn't pay much attention at first, but when Maqueda mentioned the number nine, everyone was obviously startled, and many people even jumped up.
Ronaldo?
The scene was in an uproar again.
"Ronaldo is in the squad?"
"Does this mean he will play against Barcelona?"
"There are rumors from the outside that the conflict between him and Gao Shen has been resolved?"
"Is Gao Shen planning to re-activate the Brazilian Gang?"
"You should tell me quickly? Why has Ronaldo returned to the squad?"
The media reporters kept asking questions, and Maqueda was forced to become speechless.
Then people from the public relations department came forward to maintain order and asked reporters to ask questions one by one, but Maquida's answers were also very frustrating.
"I don't know... I don't know... I didn't get the news... I don't know... I really don't know..."
The journalists below have quit their jobs.
Nima, I don’t know anything, why do I need you to come here?
You don’t know anything about such a big news?
Maqueda also wanted to cry, because he really didn't know anything.
He knew that Gao Shen had specially arranged targeted defensive drills in the afternoon, and also arranged for Ronaldo to participate in counterattack training, but the problem was, he couldn't determine the scale of what could be said and what could not be said.
Therefore, he can only pretend that he does not know.
In the end, Maqueda made a hasty exit amidst the scoldings of media reporters.
He vowed never to attend such a damn press conference next time.
Well, if Gao Shen doesn't force him.
But the media reporters at the scene were not happy.
Such a big piece of news just passed by without any explanation?
To be continued...