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Chapter 3 The First Day of Admission (1)

At six o'clock, Ding Ding had already gotten up, wearing only a lollipop cloth, and began to slowly practice Tai Chi in front of the mirror in his room. This was the morning exercise he had to do every day.

After taking off your clothes, you can find that Ding Ding's body proportions are perfect, unlike humans.

As we all know, Kishimoto's human body proportions are very close to reality. Even the strong figure of the fourth generation Ai from Yunyin Village is still a very standard wrestler's body shape.

This is also reflected in the world after the third dimension. Except for the group of Orochimaru who were undergoing human experiments, the ninja world rarely has excessive exaggerated postures.

And Ding Ding... His style was above everyone from the beginning, and he belonged to the Saiyan body shape.

That is, the shoulders are wider, the arms are thicker, the waist is thinner, the upper body is shorter, and the legs are longer. The auxiliary line is drawn from the hips to the shoulders, which is almost an equilateral triangle.

However, the premise is that Ding Ding is in a state of complete relaxation. Once he exerts force, his muscles will even expand, and his maximum volume can even reach several times that of relaxation. Even so he completely loses the normal human body shape.

But Ding Ding rarely uses such great strength. Even now, Ding Ding does not stimulate his muscles too much when he is practicing in the morning.

In fact, Ding Ding never exercises strength, which is not that he cannot endure hardships, but because of his physical condition - any physical exercise will stimulate his further development of his body.

When he was four years old, he tried to run with weight every day, but in less than a week, he grew thirty centimeters taller. Although judging from the current height of nearly two meters, he will become a real giant sooner or later, it would be better to be late.

After all, if he is too abnormal and enters a person like Orochimaru too early, even if he is too big, he will be ruined.

What's more, he has already overflowed his physical strength in the Ninja Consciousness Card, although his physical strength is far from reaching the limit, continuing physical exercise will increase his strength less and less.

Therefore, Ding Ding focused more on the root of his muscles - Chakra.

Dingding's chakra is very special. It can wander around the four major tissues of the human body, but it is extremely difficult to release it from the body.

Therefore, others exercise chakra to climb trees and step on water is delusion for him. He designed a set of exercises to use chakra to control his muscle contraction and relaxation based on his chakra nature.

Now if you look closer, you can find that almost every muscle on his body is contracting - dilation - contracting at different frequencies... as if he can breathe.

After familiarizing this technique, Ding Ding can do anti-human actions such as bent the middle finger and keeping the ring finger moving, smiling on the left half of the face and crying on the right half of the face.

After further development on this basis, Ding Ding can even control his movements 100% while chakra corrections and perform ultra-high-precision physical movements.

This is also the reason why he is confident of becoming a painter. Although I don’t know how to appreciate or understand artistic conception, I can create micron-level hyperrealistic sketches for you (can’t adjust colors), so I ask who else in the ninja world!

After training for two years and reaching the state of great success, Ding Ding also gave this technique a very fairy-like name: cloud body and wind body, no, it is the technique of cloud body.

In fact, at first, he did not practice indoors, but under the cherry trees in the yard - at that time he would wear pairs of pants.

Under the falling cherry blossoms, while slowly moving the body, controlling the rhythmic contraction of muscles. How do you think about this picture?

Until one day, Ding Ci got up early and peed, he saw this scene when he passed by the yard. The little fat man was so scared that he howled out: "Mom! There are bugs in Ding Ding's flesh!!!"

Thinking of this, Ding Ding looked down at the slowly "wriggling" muscles on his arm, and couldn't help but sigh. Why is he feeling disgusted by looking at it now?

…………

After the morning exercise, Ding Ding cleaned up again and went to school with Ding Zuo.

Ding Ci did not go with them, they went a little later.

After arriving at the school, Ding Zuo took the lead in finding Iruka.

It was a man with a warm chakra with a hideous scar on his face but still did not hinder his warmth.

At this time, Iruka was watching the two classes perform early training, that is, running exercises. However, what is different from the earth is that the Ninja school runs without shouting slogans, and the second grade and above are all performed in a ninja run posture, and there will be teachers on duty responsible for correcting students' movements.

At this time, Iruka was muttering: "Naruto, that guy escaped from fucking again. When I got to my class, he had to be punished to run around... It would be better to punish him in common sense class..."

"Teacher Haiye." Ding Zuo walked up to him.

"You are... Ding Ci's father?" Iruka stepped forward enthusiastically, "Hello, are you here to find a child? He's right..."

"No, no, no, I took my youngest son to enroll, and it was delayed before."

"Why is it delayed so long? What about the child? The first monthly exam is over now. There are a lot of bad classes."

"Here." Ding Ding took her little schoolbag and stepped forward.

Iruka was stunned for a moment: "Is this... the child's uncle?"

"No, this is my youngest son, he grows a little fast."

“…”

It took Iruka several minutes to accept this setting under the urging of Ding Zuo. He took Ding Ding first to find a square-faced uncle to go through the admission procedures, and was the vice principal of the school affairs of the Ninja School. Considering that the third generation of Naruto, who is the principal of the principal, basically doesn't care about the school affairs, that is, the real manager of the Ninja School, it was this person who signed the letter to reject Ding Ding's admission.

Ding Ding noticed the pattern on the collar of the square-faced uncle at first sight.

The clan emblem of the Thousand Hands clan of the Mori.

Ding Ding specifically asked his father. The Thousand Hand Clan did not exterminate the clan, but because of the previous ninja wars, too many ninjas died and the family heritage was broken. There was no too-famous ninja in the new generation.

In addition, during the first period of Meta, the Thousand Hand clan members were no longer prohibited from marrying outside, and the bloodline and secret techniques of the Thousand Hand clan began to flow out, further weakening the family's cohesion, resulting in no ninjas with the surname Thousand Hand in the comics.

Ding Ding discovered his thinking loopholes very early. The scale of the ninja clan, Konoha and even the entire ninja world was much larger than he thought. The characters in the comics he read in his previous life, let alone those with names, as long as they appear, they are elites from all walks of life.

In this case, inferring reality from comics is undoubtedly an act of glimpse through the leopard.

Not to mention anything else, the Qiudao clan has a population of more than 500. Of course, most of them are ordinary people. Qiudao said that it is a family, but it is actually closer to the concept of a clan. In addition to having its own clan leader and ancestral hall, it also has its own small families, and family members are also poor and rich. The relationship between people is actually very close to those better ancient villages preserved by the patriarchal tradition in reality.

And the population of large tribes such as Hinata, Chiju, and Uchiha all exceeded Thousand at its peak.

As soon as the population size increases, it means that many things are not as natural as he used to be. They will not be as glorious as depicted in comics and settings, nor will they be as deep and dark as described in conspiracy theories. After all, according to his experience, population means chaos, and reality is always gray.

...Why did I have this kind of experience like an old man?

"What are you thinking?" Ding Zuo's voice awakened Ding from his thoughts.

They had completed all the procedures, and there was no obstacle due to the Naruto warrant.

Ding Ding shook her head: "Nothing."

"I'm going home now, follow the teacher to have a good class and establish a good relationship with my classmates," Qiu Dao Ding Zuo patiently reminded, "Well... I'm so calm when there is a conflict between classmates. If you have something to do, look for the teacher. Never hit someone."

After making a few more polite words with Iruka, Ding waved his hand and left the campus.

"Let's go, I'll take you to the classroom." Iruka obviously has not done a good job in psychological construction until now, and his expression was very stiff when he looked at Ding Ding.

"Okay, Teacher Iruka." Ding Ding shrank her shoulders and followed behind Iruka. He wanted to make himself look more well-behaved. It's a pity that his temperament does not allow it. No matter how they look at it, they look like a vicious criminal who takes hostages...
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