Chapter 93: Heart-to-Heart Technique
"Now?" asked Ding Ding, "Wait a moment, Aunt Kushina is still there..."
"Don't worry about me!" Kushina, who was still connected by chakra's tentacles, immediately distracted and responded. She was so embarrassed that she was so numb that her scalp was now numb.
When the mother and son meet for the first time, they have to face the century-old problem of sexual education during adolescence. There is just a start with a "young boy of your age...", and both sides are stuttering and can't continue.
This is mainly because the glorious image of his mother has been positively strengthened by Naruto for too long, and he has not been able to adjust his mentality at this time. From the moment he learned that Kushina was his mother, he turned red and lost his language ability.
玖辛奈又是那种十岁开始早恋,然后初恋,结婚,怀孕一条龙下来,没多少浪迹的经验,甚至可以说是纯情,在不舍得下手揍人的前提下,实在不知道该怎么应对.
Just pretend to be an ostrich, separate for a while, and then treat it as if nothing happened next time you meet.
Ding Ding was stunned for a moment. He felt that after the sealed space on Naruto was revealed, Kushina had to talk to Naruto about his life experience, his identity as Toruko Riki, and so on, at least for a long time.
However, in fact, after Kushina's chakra entered Naruto's body, the Nine Tails were suppressed immediately. Although they were talking in Naruto's sealed space, Naruto now did not know that there was a Nine Tails in his body.
Ding Ding, who felt that it was his own business that delayed the reunion of the mother and son, suggested very considerately: "Then I might as well seal you on Naruto first. Although I can't get any supplements, if I inject a large amount of chakra at one time, it will be no problem to maintain it for one or two weeks."
Before Kushina could reply, Jiraiya yelled immediately: "No! No! Don't!"
Ding Ding is the reincarnated King of Yama! If Kushina is not careful, she becomes the fetus in Naruto's belly in the form of reincarnation, let alone Naruto, I guess everyone present will have to suck it!
Imagine ten months later, Naruto was born Kushina at the age of only twelve. How do you say the midwife should notify the family? Mother and daughter are safe? Mother and son are safe? Father and daughter are safe? Or parents are safe?
Jiraiya's face was distorted: No, I can't accept this scene!
"Why?" Ding Ding asked with a frown.
"Your chakra has a special nature and cannot be sure of its impact on Naruto." Jiraiya replied.
Ding Ding then remembered that Naruto had a special physique to absorb his yin attribute chakra, and he really could not seal him.
"Then Aunt Kushina, let's leave first." Ding Ding said in his own voice to the direction of Naruto's belly, pressing Kushina's face.
"Hmm." Kushina's body regained her voice, "Naruto, we'll meet again next time."
Naruto's face was still red, and he lowered his head and remained silent.
But when Kushina reached out to seal and canceled the transformation, Tintin suddenly felt a violent emotional fluctuation in Naruto's chakra.
At this time, Kushina's control was still there. Dingding wanted to remind her, but it was too late
Naruto suddenly burst into tears in his eyes and shouted and rushed forward: "Mom--"
Bang-
The four-meter-high Ding Ding looked down at Naruto holding his knees and sighed: "Young man, if you could have one second earlier, we wouldn't be so embarrassed..."
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Ignoring the embarrassing past, the mother and son had a long and erect chat.
It was not until late at night that Naruto fell asleep while Kushina's humming song and was sent back to his apartment, and the two separated.
Kushina returned to Tintin's sealed space and happily recalled the details of her time with Naruto, while Tintin took Jiraiya back to the Akido clan's residence and his new house.
After pushing open the yard door, Ding Ding's body gradually returned to its original size. When he entered the room, he put Jirai in a chair that could not reach the ground and could be used as a bed.
He took out a cup that was normal for Jiraiya, and Ding Ding took out a cup that looked like oral liquid in his hand. He took out a half-sized thermal insulation kettle and poured it into water.
Then I went to the kitchen and washed the fruits. The apples in Ding Ding's hands looked like hawthorn...
"Okay, stop busy." Jiraiya signaled Ding Ding to sit down.
Ding Ding sat cross-legged across from Jiraiya.
"The art of heart to heart," Jirai also took out the scroll, "Find a place and let's lie down."
"Lying down?" Ding Ding asked.
"After all, I'm not from the Yamakura clan. This kind of ninjutsu can only be used with your head against you. The most convenient position is to lie down," Jiraiya explained, "or are you like a better position?"
"..." God's fucking position.
Ding Ding, who was unwilling to speak much, got up and cleared the ground, and lay down flat.
Jiraiya jumped off the chair, lay down with Ding Ding head to head, holding the scroll in his hand: "The technique of heart to heart!"
Ding Ding felt a chakra invading his head, and then he felt his thoughts sink.
"Successful."
Ding Ding couldn't help but lift the corner of her mouth. But this was not his thought, but Jiraiya's.
The so-called heart-to-heart art is to connect the two people's thoughts together. Every thought of them will be passed in each other's mind, and the words, audio and video, and emotions will naturally be connected.
However, this process must be guaranteed to not think randomly. If you find some thoughts deep in your mind, it will be a real death. However, for ninjas who have practiced Yin-attributed chakra, controlling their own thoughts is not a difficult task. Even if you find some unsightly pictures and massive amounts of spam information are flooded, it is not a big deal.
only……
"Why is it so...crack?"
""Simple language communication is simple. When it comes to audio-visual and emotional, the amount of information will be relatively large...unavoidable." Jiraiya explained helplessly.
Ding Ding thought for a moment, then carefully felt the feeling of being deeply connected to people for a while. Her eyes suddenly floated out of her purple chakra tentacles, which were connected to Jiraiya's forehead.
After adjusting it, the network speed suddenly increased - probably from 2G to 5G.
"Have you learned it after reading it once? It's true that he is that bastard genius like Orochimaru." Jiraiya thought so, and Orochimaru's voice and smile appeared in his mind.
Ding Ding: "Orochimaru and Jiraiya Wedding.jpg"
"Damn it!" Jiraiya: "Ding Ding was pressed on Jiraiya's leg and beat her ass.jpg"
"Forget it, I won't argue with the old senior." Ding Ding responded like this, but inevitably appeared in her mind: "Jiraiya was stabbed to death by Payne in six ways, deep in the sea.jpg"
"Sorry." Ding Ding apologized immediately.
"Namen, Yahiko, Konan, Jiraiya took a photo.jpg" Jiraiya sighed, "Let's get to the point."
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Chapter completed!