2016 punch line
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"Thank you, thank you." Evan Bell pulled the sleeves on his hand and walked downstairs. "Anne Hathaway, ladies and gentlemen, you only know how to applaud, thank you." Evan Bell and Anne Hathaway gave a veneer. Anne Hathaway smiled so brightly at this time that people saw her beauty. "Little did you know this is a physical job," this was the answer to the words "only know" just now, which made the audience laugh again, "Now you can relax. Tonight, there is nothing to worry about you anymore, right?"
Evan Bell stood up straight. At this time, he could find that he did not have a special look. He had a medium-short hair when he released the "Five" period. After several months of hair growth, he was a little longer, but he cut it a little short before the Oscars. Now Liu Hai is just a little above his eyebrows. Then he casually relaxed his back, revealing his smooth forehead, retro and generous. However, on a large stage like the Oscars, Evan Bell's unruly and casualness are more and more visible.
"You're fine, but I still have to clean up." Evan Bell sorted out his loose shirt a little, but his hands were concentrated on his crotch, which made another laugh, and then Evan Bell pointed at Anne Hathaway, "She plays Nixon very well, right?" This made the scene burst into applause again. "Ladies and gentlemen, the real Nixon actor is here, Frank Langella."
Evan Bell walked towards Frank Langella who was sitting next to Anne Hathaway. He shook Frank Langella's hand, and then he sat down on Frank Langella's knee, "Let me sit down and take a breath." The scene suddenly chuckled, "Oh, Frank." Evan Bell hugged Frank Langella's shoulder, and Frank Langella also began to shake his legs very well, making Evan Bell start to rise and fall. "I know you have acted in a stage play, but this is a bit too exaggerated." This sentence caused laughter from the audience. "I originally wanted to drag you on stage, not that I don't want to kiss you, I really can't say it, but because you are a little fat now, this is the real reason."
There was another scattered laughter at the scene, "You can kiss me." Frank Langella pointed to her lips and said with a smile.
"I can...uh...dear. Oh, forget it." Evan Bell stood up hesitantly and struggled, then left as if he ran away. While saying "Mickey", he walked towards the other side of the guest seat, "Mickey. Thank you, I'll give it to you." Then he handed the sleeve that he had been holding in his hand to Mickey Locke. "Mickey Locke, look at you, you look so energetic." The audience immediately heard applause like Mickey Locke.
"Hello Marisa." Evan Bell greeted Marisa Tome sitting next to him, and then looked at Mickey Locke again. "I hope you can relax tonight, say whatever you think, you know, just like you came to the scene in a white suit." There is an interesting talk here. Oscars have a spell. Anti-traditional actors who appear in white suits at awards ceremony will always pass by the final little golden man. Mickey Locke is the only white dress tonight.
The male guest in the suit. Evan Bell also pointed to the black suit on his body, and his expression was like you know it, which made the scene burst into laughter. But this was not over yet. "You know, there is a seven-second delay in the live broadcast anyway. If you win, we will extend it for twenty minutes." This is not only teasing the seven-second delay of Oscar, but also saying that Mickey Locke's remarks were long and swearing, which made the scene laugh completely, and Mickey Locke began to scratch his head helplessly.
Evan Bell walked back to the stage with laughter from the crowd, "Look, there are Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, both of them nominees for the Best Actor and Actress tonight," Evan Bell was tidying up his sleeves, and when he found that everyone stopped applause and noticed himself, he couldn't help but say, "Sorry, Brad, you probably thought that 'the sexy man today' should know how to dress. If you realize it, just give me some advice. My bad sleeves are going to drive me crazy." The laughter at the scene just started, and Evan Bell continued, "I didn't prepare any jokes for both of them,
In fact, I was ready, but I felt that it was very likely that I would offend some Jennifer present," the laughter suddenly rang out. Obviously, Evan Bell was hinting at Jennifer Aniston, Brad Pitt's ex-wife, but I didn't expect Evan Bell to say, "Garner, you can't blame me for not mentioning Affleck. So I decided to give up the joke." Evan Bell actually pulled Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck couple, and the laughter suddenly exploded, but Evan Bell continued, "But according to the contract requirements, I must mention them at least five times on the show, so I must do this. I'm very happy to see you. This is the first time."
The laughter of the audience completely exploded. Even Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, who were slightly stiff when they heard "Jennifer", couldn't help but clap and laugh.
"And Meryl Streep, ladies and gentlemen, she came to the scene, too." With Evan Bell's voice, the warmest applause rang out in the audience, "Fifteen times! Since she was in the film, she has won fifteen Oscar nominations, setting a new record." The applause of the tribute at the scene became even more enthusiastic, "I don't want to say that, but when someone can reach this number, it's hard not to remind people of steroids." The laughter exploded again.
Meryl Streep even bent her arms very well and acted like a muscular man. "Yes, Meryl, you look great. Meryl won the first Oscar nomination in 1979 for the 'Kramers', when she was nominated for Best Supporting Actress. Let's see who else has won this honor after her."
With Evan Bell's witty opening remarks, Meryl Streep was introduced to officially kick off the Oscars tonight. Evan Bell retreated to the backstage, and the big screen fell on the stage, which was played with the essence of the award-winning speech of the best supporting actress in previous years.
At the end of the short film, the large screen automatically had five rectangular bodies, sliding along the top of the stage, arranged at even spacing. Then, the sound of the screen was heard from the on-site audio, listing five winners of the best supporting actresses in the past.
Immediately afterwards, the five winners appeared together, and one of the answers to the Oscars was revealed. Before the award ceremony, the college said that the guests who announced the awards this year would be very special and kept confidential for the time being. Now it seems that it is really unique to invite five previous winners to present the awards together. It is much more interesting than the way the previous best supporting actor award was awarded by the previous best supporting actor in previous years.
The guests awarded the Best Supporting Actress Award were Eva Mary Seent, who won the award in 1955 with the "Water Storm", Goldie Horn, who won the award in 1970 with the "Cactus Flower", Angelica Houston, who won the award in 1985 with the "Dragon and Phoenix Beauty", Whoopi Goldberg, who won the award in 1991 with the "Love of Humans and Ghosts", and Tilda Swinton, who won the award in 2008 with the "Michael Creton".
Such a special award announcement ceremony made the guests stand up together, not only cheering for this award presentation method, but also expressing their respect to these past winners.
The five award presenters introduced five nominees respectively, which is also a novel way. Compared to the exciting clips in movies that were viewed on the big screen before, it is much more vivid and vivid. It has to be said that this year's Oscars have indeed spent a lot of effort.
Strictly speaking, there are no real actors who have the advantage in the competition in the Best Supporting Actress Department. Penelope Cruz of "Midnight Barcelona", Kate Winslet of "Life and Death Reading", Jennifer Garner of "Juno", Marisa Tome of "Wrestler", and Amy Adams of "Child Abuse". These five actors have absolute strength to win the final prize. If you want to strictly distinguish some strength comparisons, then Amy Adams has a slight disadvantage. The other four contestants can be said to be without distinction between Xuan Ze. Penelope Cruz and Kate Winslet are slightly stronger, but their advantages are limited.
It can be said that the competition for the best supporting actress kicked off this year's Oscars, and it was a close fight.
"This year, Oscars pay tribute to you all," Tilda Swinton, the winner of the Best Supporting Actress of last year, opened the envelope in his hand as the last award revealer. Since the time of the award ceremony is to be reduced this year, even the acceptance speech is stipulated to be completed within 45 seconds, so Tilda Swinton did not pause at all. After tearing open the envelope, he directly announced, "The winner of the Oscar is Kate Winslet!"
The guests immediately burst into warm applause. In the end, Kate Winslet won the first award tonight in the fierce competition, and "Juno" passed by a good start.
"Oh, I'm sure it's impossible for me to finish it in forty-five seconds." Kate Winslet seemed very excited, with trembling voices in her voice, and you could even feel the crying voice in her throat. She is the youngest actress who won six nominations in Oscar history. Although this outstanding performance of "The Road of Revolution" unexpectedly made a mistake, she finally won her first Little Golden Man with her outstanding performance of "Reading Life and Death"!
Where is the Evan Bell man at this time? He changed his clothes, wiped his sweat, and then appeared on the side stage again, ready to go to the stage to make a show for the next session. However, he was still not serious, chatting with Tina Fey and Steve Martin beside him.
Chapter completed!