Chapter 118: Another Failure(1/3)
"A verb."
"Fighting."
“Give a distance.”
"Half millimeter."
"A place name."
"Chuzhou."
"animal."
"chicken."
"Favorite movie lines."
“This city needs a sausage.”
"puff!"
Chen Kai covered his mouth and shook his shoulders.
The mute bride and Wang Gang also worked very hard.
"Sorry, I don't usually laugh, but I can't help it."
"It's okay." Ren Yaqi responded. In fact, she laughed the most, and she never stopped writing while laughing.
"Another body part."
"The throat."
"Forehead!"
"Children's Song."
"I picked up a penny on the side of the road."
"A adjective."
"It's like a piece of Oli."
"Ok!"
Ren Yaqi finished her writing, checked from top to bottom, and nodded: "No problem, you can start performing."
"I'll give you the script."
It turns out that she wrote a script!
There are many ‘spaces’ in the script.
The various "answers" I got from Lin Zihua before were the contents on these spaces.
At this moment, each of them had a piece of paper, full of 'script content'.
“It’s time to start performing.”
Ren Yaqi's face turned red with a smile.
"Okay, let's get started."
Lin Zihua took a deep breath.
Under the gaze of several people, he said quietly: "Hello, I am Officer Chen Kai, who are you?"
Ren Yaqi replied with slightest voice: "Yua Ozawa."
Wang Gang and Chen Kai's hands were tightly clenched.
It feels so uncomfortable to hold it in!
I want to laugh but I dare not laugh!
Lin Zihua felt even more uncomfortable. After all, he was the initiator, but in fact he didn't expect this game to be played like this!
Ahem, I didn't mean it.
This guy is secretly gurgling.
"Yua Ozawa, you are suspected of second-degree robbery, so we are going to arrest you."
"I'll go!" Ren Yaqi waved her hand and performed hard.
"That's right!"
"You stole 1,862 bottles of happy water from the department store." Lin Zihua said more and more and more, and he pinched his thighs without any trace in his left hand.
The mute bride and others had already realized what lines would be next, and they all laughed.
"The crime scene is full of your great marks."
"Puff, hahaha!"
"Sorry, I can't help it."
Chen Kai and Wang Gang were already smiling.
The mute bride also covered her mouth and laughed constantly, her whole body trembling, of course, including her big truth.
“···”
Ren Yaqi held it in for a long time, but she still couldn't hold it in the end and laughed out loud.
Then he continued to perform: "I'm really going!"
Bang!
She slapped the table and forced a smile.
Lin Zihua continued: "Where were you on the night of the Water Splashing Festival?"
"puff."
Before Ren Yaqi could speak, she laughed again, and then counted with her fingers: "I'm watching "The Big Sword Chops on the Capitalist's Head" at home!"
"Then why did the surveillance camera capture you punching half a millimeter away at the crime scene?"
God is half a millimeter!
The other four people laughed wildly, only Lin Zihua struggled to hold it in, and his thigh flesh that had been deformed many times.
"Okay, okay, have you had enough fun?"
He quickly continued to recite the lines: "Where are you from?!"
"Chuzhou."
“···”
"I think the best thing about being a policeman is that I can arrest criminals like you and go home with my children and my little pet chicken."
"Then I said, this city needs a sausage."
Who would treat chickens as pets?!
They laughed again, and Lin Zihua worked harder.
After all, laughter is really contagious.
This is especially true when I participate in it myself.
"···All right."
"I stole it."
"I stole the one thousand eight hundred and sixty-two bottles of happy water."
“But I need money.”
"Buy an implant for my throat."
"puff!"
"Ha ha ha ha!"
"I can't stand it anymore."
“This is this…”
Buy an implant in the throat!
What to implant?
It's simply!
The mute bride was shaking with flowers, and Chen Kai and Wang Gang were so happy that they couldn't stand up, and tears came out.
"Oh, I know."
Lin Zihua couldn't hold it anymore and quickly started to say the lines: "Whenever I break the slogan, I will sing."
"I picked up a penny on the side of the road and handed him over to the police uncle."
To be continued...