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Chapter 134 The bloodiest and most pitiful micro-movie of the year

Compared with the text script, this micro-film has an extremely speechless black humor effect after it is truly completed.

The scene at the beginning is a spaceship similar to a light bulb flying in the universe, with a express sign on the surface.

Immediately afterwards, the camera turned to the inside of the spacecraft, and various cargoes piled up like mountains.

A photo appeared on the wall, a deliveryman holding a mobile phone in his hand, shaking hands with the company's boss, and the following reads the Best Courier of 2550.

But when the camera was changed, you could see the courier uncle sleeping in the messy cockpit, with all kinds of leftover food packaging and drink cans all over the floor, without the style of the best courier.

At this time, a sign close to the next destination appeared on the spacecraft's autonomous driving interface.

The courier uncle was woken up by the prompt sound, squinted his eyes and reached out to touch the ground, and found a device similar to a mobile phone.

This phone looks more cartoonish, but the operating interface is no different from an ordinary smartphone. The courier uncle took the phone to his mouth and said, "Login!"

So the spacecraft stopped on this miniature planet that was not much bigger than the spacecraft itself and seemed desolate.

It can be seen that the courier uncle is very lazy, and he doesn't even want to move. After the spacecraft is stable, he said to his cell phone again: "Get out of the cabin!"

Soon, a clip appeared, helped the courier uncle wash up, and then took him out of the cabin.

Uncle Courier stood on this deserted planet, and the spacecraft stopped beside him. He took out a glass of orange juice from the small hatch next to him and started drinking it.

Then, he walked to the hatch of the cargo compartment and took out a package that needed to be enlarged more than 5,000 times before he could see clearly.

The courier uncle took off the package and looked around. The picture was so fast that there was no one on this planet except the courier uncle.

But the next second, the city where Xiao Ziren was receiving the receipt suddenly appeared.

The people around were in a mess. A Xiao Zi man who had just bought breakfast from Starbucks didn't know what had happened. When he looked up, he immediately jumped.

An unusually large unknown object appeared in the sky. An airplane hit the unknown object and fell directly into pieces.

Xiao Zi almost pissed her into fear and joined the fleeing crowd.

Then, the camera stretched farther away. It continued to stretch farther away. The city turned into a yellowish ground. The courier uncle finally appeared in the camera. It turned out that the plane just hit the courier uncle's leg.

The world of Xiao Ziren fell into riots because of this huge object of unknown origin that suddenly appeared.

【The end of the world is coming】

【No one can save us】

Journalists from all walks of life reported on this unknown object crazily.

But the courier uncle was still worried about the recipient of this mission, so he decided to look for it carefully, and he began to wander around this small planet.

So Xiao Ziren's city was in trouble, and wherever the courier uncle passed, there was a ruin of debris.

Xiao Zi sent out a large number of troops to attack the courier uncle, but all the weapons hit the courier uncle was almost the same as tickling.

The courier uncle searched for a message, but there was no one on the planet, and in the end there was nothing he could do. He had to call the recipient's phone number.

But the little paper man was being chased and crushed by the cans thrown by the courier uncle. He talked aloud and the phone quickly broke down.

The courier uncle had no choice but to say to his phone: "What should I do next?"

The phone replied: "You can start automatic search and set it as a service!"

The courier uncle said helplessly: "Okay, then start!"

Soon, the search results came out and the target was on the can under your feet.

The courier uncle grinned. He bent down to pick up the can, looked it up, and put the goods in his hand on the can, and then threw the can into outer space.

At this time, the mobile phone asked: "Have the task been completed?"

The courier uncle's answer was completed and he asked the spacecraft to return.

So they quickly returned to the spacecraft.

The spacecraft slowly escaped from the surface of the planet, and the little purple people on the planet cheered loudly to celebrate that they drove away the invaders.

However, at this moment, the engine at the stern of the spacecraft suddenly started, and high-temperature flames enveloped the entire planet.

The planet was instantly burned into slag.

At this time, the can floating in outer space slowly entered the screen. The camera closer, and the little purple man was still alive.

At the same time, the package given to him by the courier uncle actually floated in front of Xiao Ziren. Xiao Ziren was stunned and opened the package. There was a mat daily 1 mobile phone inside.

The picture slowly dimmed.

The matrix digital logo appears slowly on the screen.

In Yang Lin's office, Bai Hua bent down at the screen with a smile: "Oh, I can't do it anymore, this advertisement is so funny! Haha, I'm so laughing!"

Yang Lin looked at Bai Hua speechlessly and said, "Xiaobai, is it that funny?"

Bai Hua said: "This is not funny? Mr. Yang, your funny point is too high. I'm sure if you post this video online, you will be popular!"

Yang Lin smiled and thought to himself, if you know that every pixel in it is slowly filled in, you will know why you don’t find it funny.

Yang Lin logged into Youdou.com, logged into an official account of Matrix Digital, and uploaded the video with only more than 100 mb.

Ten minutes later, the video was uploaded successfully.

Yang Lin forwarded it to his meager and wrote: The most scammed and bloodiest micro-movie of the year, welcome to reprint it.

...

Yangcheng, the headquarters of Southern Metropolis Daily.

Hu Jia finished modifying a manuscript with a crackle, picked up the coffee on the table and took a sip, then climbed onto the meager and refreshed Yang Lin's meager page.

As a reporter who has been tracking matrix digital for a long time, this has almost become a must-have action for Hu Jia every day.

Especially recently when Matrix Digital suggests that it will launch a new phone, Yang Lin's meagerity has become the focus of attention of all parties.

However, until now, Matrix Digital has always been ambiguous about the news of releasing new phones. In addition, their new phones are produced in their own mobile phone factories, so the media can only hear some useful news from Matrix Digital suppliers.

The only thing that can be confirmed now is that the new Matrix Digital mobile phone will adopt the mobile phone chips independently developed. As for whether to adopt the matjios operating system independently developed, there has never been any authoritative news.

As for the appearance and performance data of the new Matrix Digital phone, it is even more impossible to talk about.

On the contrary, the photos of the mobile phone metal frames, sapphire screens, etc. that Yang Lin occasionally revealed in his meager form have become the first-hand sources of media news.

Therefore, for Hu Jia, refreshing Yang Lin’s meager every day and seeing if there is any update has almost become one of her most important tasks. (To be continued...)
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