Chapter 19 Dinner for the Rus (Monthly Pass)
After a day in the wilderness, Egil finally stopped tolerating the big mosquitoes in the wild, and the half-baked meat without seasoning. However, the bad breath of the Ross nobles who were like white silly and their strong body smell still had to endure for a while - damn, why isn't every citizen in this world loves clean as much as the Normans?
Egil thought of this question, looked in the mirror and turned around for a few times, admired his appearance from all angles, looked at himself and felt sorry for himself, and then stroked his face and said extremely narcissistic words: "Ah... he is such a beautiful man."
"Are you a white fool?" So Egil's mind immediately had the voice of his cheap sister Aurora. Speaking of which, in recent times, this duke female role who had a very good sound and light effect when she appeared, seems to be marginalized recently, and she doesn't even complain much. The reason is that she is very entangled and does not want to be a light bulb.
Every night, she watched her cheap brother, hugging a different girl, Ooxx, and Aurora didn't know what she was thinking. But her heart was linked to Egil, and she couldn't even see it if she didn't want to...
"The one who says that others are stupid is the one who is stupid!"
Of course, Egil didn't know about Aurora's entangled psychology, nor did he want to know. In short, Egil was just a little bored and wanted to find something for herself. And her cheap sister was a very suitable partner, that's all.
In this way, he developed a little narcissistic tendency and obtained it very early: extremely handsome, Egil, who could increase the support of ten percent of the people and reduce morale, fell into the time of bickering with his cheap sister. Of course, part of this is because he did not bring the young nun and did not even have an entertainment partner at night. So he had to do it like this.
After all, the little nun doesn't look like Sonia, and at least he has the identity of a personal bodyguard. Egil can take her by his side, but if the partner is replaced by Maria, it will definitely cause gossip. After all, it doesn't matter if everyone does something private. But it's bad to put it on the table. It's not a trivial matter in the Middle Ages. I can't say that I'm going to be on the stolen stand. Although Egil's identity, no one dares to interrogate him. But for this matter, his reputation has dropped greatly, and I don't count it.
So I can only endure it for a while. I quarrel with Aurora and quarrel. Listening to Aurora's glutinous and rude voice, it still has the effect of quenching thirst with plums.
Although it is actually not reliable to quench thirst, it can only relieve a little fatigue for a while. If you don’t eat the girl in the end - I mean plum, you will probably only become hungry and thirsty... However, people like Egil, who are self-proclaimed, don’t want to rely on their hands. So it’s actually quite hard to hold it in. But what else can I do? There are many Ross-san’s noble sisters in other tents outside. However, they are all strong like polar bears. Even if there are two good-looking people occasionally, Egil can’t compare to his own girls.
However, Egil is Egil, while others are others - although they have gradually integrated into this society, and sometimes they have almost forgotten the fact that they have traveled through time. But as long as they see the people in this world, Egil finds it difficult to accept the unique aesthetics - no, in this place, they are the part of the "common", so this statement should become: His Majesty the Emperor of Norman is different in aesthetics.
So, although Egil looked down on those Ross or Slavic women, the guard knights under his command were not like this. Several guard knights acted and fought with the Slavic or Ross noble ladies. Although, the first target of the noble ladies was definitely Egil. However, after touching a few soft nails in the handsome Norman Emperor, the smart people would retreat. While cursing, the noble ladies cursed: "A dead gay man with no ability." While retreating, they began to seduce those guard knights who seemed promising.
Egil found it incredibly that some guys in his guard knights had successfully fucked those Ross Guild women, and left them under his extremely surprised gaze: Sorry, Lord, you should also understand us a little, we are also men, so I'm sorry, hahahahaha--this, with a mixed expression of pride and apologetic expression, then quickly ran to the woods next to him and had sex.
"I'll just rub it!"
Egil was extremely surprised - did those white fools think I was jealous of them? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
The most unacceptable thing is that this group of people dares to show off in front of him! It’s like someone walking around in front of him with a rotten orange. When eating, it was very loud, and the slightly stinky juice almost splashed on his face!
I, slap, do it!!!
Apart from this sentence, it is difficult for Egil to find a more appropriate and civilized language to describe his current feelings. At the same time, Egil was once again glad that he could meet the gentle and virtuous girl who had been with him like Artoria.
"Hani, where are you?! I miss you so much..."
After seeing the aesthetics of heavy tastes of medieval Europeans again, Egil hid in his tent, covered his ears with a feather pillow, and rolled around on the bed. He said this to reduce the pollution of his eyes and the trauma caused to himself. After that, he diverted his attention by fighting with Aurora, so that the sound insulation effect was not very good outside the tent, and the slightly exaggerated sound sound, the sound of the bed, and the sound of the "papapapapapa" colliding with the limbs can appear less harsh.
In this way, Egil was tortured for a night, and at the same time, he felt that compared with those human female creatures that did not conform to their aesthetic views, the mosquitoes that only sucked away a little blood slightly, were so cute... Of course, what makes the mosquito even more cute is that it messed with Egil, and Egil could slap it to death without any scruples.
But these Ross and Slavs couldn't do it, even though the night had passed. But Egil had to continue to endure the nausea and vomiting caused by these guys, and took them to the small city of Gomeli on the border between Belarus and Ukraine, that is, the city he is stationed now, and to invite them again.
That's it. The meeting between Egil and Ukraine and some noble tribes in Belarus was divided into two steps. First, meet in the suburbs, and talk and touch the situation. By the way, resolve the taboos of these noble tribes, so that they know that Egil did not want to take this opportunity to destroy them and annex their territory. If the negotiations cannot be reached in the suburbs, it is easier to escape.
In the second step, Egil patted his chest and guaranteed the vested interests of these guys, and said, "I don't care about your territory. I just need to send troops when I need it and give tributes every year and every festival, that's all."
The Roscow tribes felt that the conditions of Egil were not excessive - in fact, the relationship between the king and the vassals in the era of the founding of the vassal period was basically the same. Although Egil had done a job of destroying people in his early years, he was in England. He was 108,000 miles away from Ukraine. Therefore, the Roscow tribes heard more about the rumors that Egil was publicly rumored when he led the crusade to Eastern Rome. He saw Egil's real person yesterday and compared it with the rumors. Then he came to the conclusion.
It can be seen from this that maintaining a relatively good reputation is still necessary for the monarch.
The Roscos, Egil and his guards, had a quick breakfast in the morning - mainly bread and leftover barbecue, etc. Then they followed Egil to Gomeli. They came to Egil's temporary rental, which had been renovated by the Norman engineers and changed into the villa. After that, naturally, the chefs brought by Egil with the army took the best dishes. At this moment, because of the full preparation, the phenomenon of inferior products that appeared in Swabian before did not appear. Fried chicken, steak, truffle, foie gras, caviar was all full of color, fragrance and flavor.
Of course, if these damn Ukrainian nobles don’t sip: “No way?! They actually have spices!” This way, it would be even better if the local buns tasted so much.
"I have been patient for a day and a night, not so short!" Egil poured wine hard, reminding himself like this, and then smiled and accepted the toast from another Roscow clan. He quickly drank the whole glass of wine, and then turned over the wine glass to prove that he had drunk it.
Immediately afterwards, the Ross people clapped and cheered with great relief. After that, a Ross Quarter who had already gained benefits and had a connection with the Normans stood up and climbed to the oval dining table with the help of the guards beside them. He shouted loudly with all his might, attracting the attention of all the Ross Quarterters.
Chapter completed!