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Chapter 436 Tricky

Song Guomin didn't know that the moment he spoke, Luo Li activated the "trick card" on him, and it would be strange if he didn't make a fool of himself.

Teacher Li poked Song Guomin with his hand, and he smiled and said, "Teacher Song is joking with everyone. He is mocking himself. He wants to tell everyone that he must not learn from him, otherwise he can only be a little teacher. You must have greater ideals. Of course, teachers are also a good career choice, but as your teachers, I hope you have a better choice."

Song Guomin was extremely embarrassed. If Teacher Li hadn't helped him resolve the embarrassment, he wouldn't know what to do. He was a little confused, why did he go off the line after speaking?

He quickly replied, "Yes, yes, that's what I mean. I hope that the students will study hard and have a better choice when facing future career choices. Although the profession of teacher is also good, I hope you can have a better exhibition, because there are also many bad apples in the teachers. For example, I am not a thing!"

After saying this, the scene suddenly became quiet. Everyone stared at each other. No one knew what had been born. Several teachers were embarrassed and wanted to be reluctant at the same time. They all secretly blamed Song Guomin. When the special code was speaking, they felt a little embarrassed. Why did they talk casually!

Song Guomin was even more confused and pretending. This was not his original intention. He wanted to say that the teacher was also capable, and he wanted to give a few examples to prove it, but as he said it, it turned out like this. His old face was as swollen as purple eggplant.

"puff!"

Some students couldn't help but chuckle. Xu Yangfan and several class cadres held back and didn't laugh. What's wrong with Teacher Song today? Is he here to make fun of him?

Teacher Li wanted to help Song Guomin get back to his words at this time, but he didn't know how to do it. Song Guomin's words were speechless.

Song Guomin could only save himself, and he quickly explained: "No, no, I didn't mean that, I mean, I am a thing, no, I am not a thing, I am an individual, but I am not a good person, I am a bastard!"

After he said this, he was completely confused. What happened to this special code?

All the teachers were stunned. What happened to Teacher Song? Is he crazy about gaining and losing? The special code's brain was flooded, and the donkey was kicked.

The students had been unable to control themselves for a long time, and they all laughed out loud, and they couldn't control themselves at all. Song Guomin wanted to find a crack in the ground to get in. His old face was about to be lost. What's wrong with this today?

Luo Li looked at Song Guomin with a smirk, and the guy said to himself: "It's paralyzed, let you show off, let your mouth be disguised, let you lose your face today, old thing!"

Teacher Li had no choice but to stand up. He had a good relationship with Song Guomin. If he didn't help him at this time, he said with a tough time: "Class, Teacher Song is telling jokes. He was a little drunk today. So, let's go first, otherwise we will be restrained and we won't have fun. I wish you all the best in the future."

After Teacher Li finished speaking, he hurriedly pulled Song Guomin away. Song Guomin was ashamed of his face, and he wanted to cover his face. What's the matter with this special code? What's wrong with him? Other teachers all stood up and left together because of Song Guomin. It was really embarrassing. Xu Ying personally sent Song Guomin and the others to the store. Song Guomin lowered his head, and there was no face to see anyone.

Until these teachers left, the students could no longer help laughing, not because they were hostile to their teachers, but because Song Guomin was so embarrassed just now that they completely subverted the students' worldview.

Xu Yangfan held back his laughter and secretly looked at Luo Li. He happened to see Luo Li looking at her. The little girl's face turned red. She stood up and said, "Students, don't laugh anymore. Teacher Song may have drunk too much just now. Let's continue our program!" The students responded immediately.

Xu Ying sent all the teachers away, and she came back. She really couldn't understand why Teacher Song was a very steady person who said such strange words today, which was really puzzled.

When Xu Ying came back, Xu Yangfan hurriedly came forward. The students invited Xu Ying back to their seats. Xu Ying was no big deal than them. All the students were close to her from the bottom of their hearts. She was the head teacher and was different from other teachers, so she had to come back.

Xu Ying said: "Students, Teacher Song was drunk just now, don't mind. Today is the first party in Class 4, Grade 3 and 4 after graduation. The teacher hopes that you will be united and everyone has a good future!"

The students all applauded. The classmate relationship in high school was not comparable to that of others.

The second-hand brother came to Luo Li and said, "Boss, what did Teacher Song do just now? Is he talking crosstalk?"

Luo Li said with a smile: "He is crazy. If you can reach his level by telling jokes later, you will definitely make you laugh!"

The second-hand brother grinned and couldn't help but laugh: "Boss, I'm not a second-hand man!" This brother is very self-aware.

Song Guomin was just an episode. These teachers left first, and the students became more relaxed, and laughter came from time to time. Under Xu Yangfan's organization, the students began to perform programs, including singing, sketches, poetry recitation, and jokes. The atmosphere on the scene was extremely lively.

It was the second brother's turn to tell the joke, and Lin Tao was still the same joke. Unfortunately, this joke was too cold and there was no one to be happy. The second brother was very depressed. No one laughed at the joke he thought was funny. This was too depressing.

Xu Yangfan said, "Lin Tao, what kind of jokes you are telling are not funny at all." The students all laughed, and Xu Yangfan said, "Lin Tao, you didn't make everyone laugh, you must be punished with three glasses of wine, and then come up with a joke that can make everyone laugh."

The second brother drank three glasses of wine in a row, and he begged for mercy: "I have drunk the wine, but there is no joke. Can I tell my boss to tell me one?"

Xu Yangfan said: "Yes, Luo Li, do you want to tell jokes on Lin Tao? I declare that if everyone doesn't laugh, you will have to be punished with three glasses of wine."

Luo Li smiled and said, "This is OK, but if I am amusing everyone, will the chief squad leader have a drink?"

"Yes, the class monitor!" The students all started to cheer.

Xu Yangfan proudly raised his head and said, "I'm still afraid that you won't be able to do it. If you make everyone laugh, I'll drink it. As many times as you can make me laugh, I'll drink it."

Luo Li smiled and said, "Don't cheat, then I will tell the first joke. He said that a farmer was doing farm work in the field and suddenly flew over an eagle. When the eagle flew over the head of the farmer, he threw a shit and fell on the face of the farmer.

The farmer was so angry that he pointed to the eagle in the sky and said: Can't you wear shorts if you get the special code?

The eagle heard it and replied disdainfully: Are you wearing shorts while shitting?"

After Luo Li finished a joke, the students all laughed.

Xu Yangfan blushed and said, "Luo Li, your joke is too uncivilized. What a joke, this one doesn't count!"

Luo Li smiled and said, "No, that's OK, then I'll talk about one more!"
Chapter completed!
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