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Chapter 2 Nezha Nezha is him

Before Wu Ming could speak, he got excited when he saw the group members. However, he didn't know what this guy, Damo, wanted to do? Should he prepare a ceremony to welcome the joining of his "great god"?

【Bronze 1st Section】Angela: It's him, it's him

【Silver Section 1】Bodhidharma: It's him, it's him

[Silver 3] Nezha: Dear, stop making trouble! (Expression) Black line

[Golden 3] Yang Jian: It's him, it's him, it's him

【Silver 1】Da Qiao: Our friend, Little Nezha

【Administrator】【Platinum 1】Guiguzi: It's fun, I'm off

[Golden 4th Section] Gao Jianli: The hero Nezha who committed suicide

[Silver Section 3] Nezha: Have you made enough trouble!!!!!!

[Silver 3] Nezha: (Expression) Fucking crazy crazy crazy crazy crazy crazy

[Silver 3] Nezha: (Expression) Fucking crazy crazy crazy crazy crazy crazy

Nezha sent more than a dozen messages in a row, but it seemed that it did not block the enthusiasm of the people at all, and someone else took it down.

[Bronze 1st Section] Xiao Qiao: Am I late? Then I will continue. God is taller than the sky

【Silver Section 1】Da Qiao: He is bigger than the sea when he goes into the sea

[Silver 1] Bodhidharma: The cowhide is so bragging beyond the sky, and the powerful seniors are not afraid of it.

[Bronze 1st Section] Angela: A skilled expert in dying, Lalala ~

At this time, Wu Ming was again in a dark face and couldn't answer anything. This is the theme song of the cartoon "The Young Hero Nezha". I changed the lyrics slightly. Should I be dedicated to this Nezha brother? Why are everyone so annoying to Nezha? Although I am a little taller, I can't do anything, right? Why do I have to do this?

Nezha: Senior, Senior, I just spoke nonsense, I just made a fool of myself, I just wanted to die, I just didn’t care... No, I just didn’t know Mount Tai just now, I hope you don’t blame me. Nezha is willing to be a cow and a horse to repay you for not killing!!!

Wu Ming immediately integrated into it, tapped his finger a few times, and gave a proud expression.

【Platinum 2 Section】Supreme Treasure: (Expression)

Nezha seemed very panicked and continued to beg: Senior, please, you are not aware of villains. My mouth is not controlled by me. Where are you practicing? I will go over now and take the thorns and apologize!

Where to practice? Is it meant that he was in which game area? Could it be that he was going to come to this area to give himself a set of skin? It made Wu Ming feel moved even though he thought about it.

【Platinum 2 Section】Supreme Treasure: White Dragon Song

As soon as he finished speaking, Nezha sent an expression that he didn't understand and then asked: "Senior, where is this White Dragon Roar?"

No one knew at this time. After a while, Bodhidharma spoke, "As far as I know, when my Buddhist monk, Master Sanzang, was seeking scriptures in the west, he collected a small white dragon in Yingchoujian. In the end, the little white dragon was cultivated and was named the eight heavenly dragons. Later, Yingchoujian was renamed Bailongjian. Could it be that the white dragon roar that the predecessors mentioned was the White Dragon Roar?"

Wu Ming looked dark again. Damo's imagination is too rich? This White Dragon Sound is just a skin of Han Xin. Later, the game opened a new area and used the name of White Dragon Sound. Wu Ming started playing in this area. How could he even imagine Tang Monk's pursuit of scriptures, riding the White Dragon Horse and followed Sun Wukong... this string can be imagined, and he is also very smart enough.

It seems that they are definitely not normal in their minds, and they can’t even tell the difference between games and reality. Could it be that this group is not a group of normal people, but a concentration camp for mental patients? Thinking of this, Wu Ming immediately broke out in a cold sweat. He didn’t dare to say anything more to them, but just echoed and said “Yes”.

Bodhidharma: It turns out that I am a powerful Buddhist. When can the holy monks guide the young monks? Many of the profound Buddhist teachings in Buddhism cannot understand them.

Nezha: How could you, a fake monk, understand the profound Buddhist teachings of my Buddha's compassion? Senior, don't teach him!

Bodhidharma: (expression) smile, Nezha, today when it is ugly, duel

Nezha: I was wrong! Master Bodhidharma, where is this White Dragon Gorge? Tell me quickly that I will be a cow and a horse for Senior Supreme Treasure to clear my sins!

Bodhidharma: (expression) A smirk should be on the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau.

Nezha: No, right? That's so far? It seems that I'm going to prepare. Senior, send me a coordinate and I'll find you tomorrow.

Wu Ming was stunned when he heard this. Did Nezha really plan to find him on the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau? He is a group of people with mental problems. If he really told him the coordinates and he came over to cut him down in a big way, he would have nothing to do, then he would be wronged.

Supreme Treasure: Find it yourself.

Bodhidharma: Haha, it seems that the senior has started to torture you and let you commit suicide!

Nezha: (expression) I am sad, thank you for your mercy!

Gao Jianli: Seniors are different. After so many words are said after a long time of hard work, they are really a pity for words! This is the style that seniors should have - coldness.

It’s not that he is aloof, he is obviously a guard against this group of abnormal humans. Wu Ming was also mute and couldn’t say anything!

At this moment, another private message came out on his QQ.

Angela from the King’s Chat Group [Bronze 1st Section]: Senior, take the initiative to disturb me. I would like to ask if Senior has any magical powers to help me find a pet?

What's the thing? Angela is looking for a pet? Could it be that big bear that Angela is looking for? In the previous version, Angela can summon pet bears to attack, so is the pet Angela looking for?

Supreme Treasure: Then I have to ask about the beauty of heaven.

The game was revised and Angela remade it, so the Big Bear skill was also cancelled. Where can Wu Ming help her find Big Bear? If you want to find it, you can only go to Tianmei and Tianmei's game planning.

Angela: Tianmei? Which expert is Tianmei? Senior is the senior. I just said that, senior already knows it, but where should Tianmei go to find it?

Tianmei? Tianmei should be mainly located in Shenzhen and Shanghai, right? Wu Ming didn’t know how to answer, but suddenly thought of a sentence: The secret of heaven cannot be revealed!

Angela did not ask any further, and Wu Ming finally breathed a sigh of relief. At this time, there was movement in the QQ address book.

Angela applies to add you as a friend, additional message: Thank you for adding a friend, I would like to ask you if you have any questions in the future.

Originally, Wu Ming wanted to refuse, but Angela's way of speaking was normal. Apart from the uncommon question of asking him to find a pet, the others all looked very ordinary. Besides, they should be a little girl, and a gentleman should be a beauty in adulthood!

After Wu Ming agreed, Angela smiled and went offline.
Chapter completed!
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