Chapter 96 Yue Lao is a Dangerous Profession
In the night, Jiang Yijun felt a little guilty. He originally wanted to call Xinglian to come back, but at this time, she should have had a rest (you can imagine how dedicated Bian Que is).
So there was no way, Jiang Yijun decisively admitted his defeat and went through the backyard of Xiaojun's matchmaking agency to climb over the wall and windows.
The next day, Jiang Yijun didn't get up until the sun was at midnight. This is understandable. After all, he was tossed by the upper and lower parts yesterday, so it would be good to get up.
Jiang Yijun put on his clothes, yawned, opened the door, and then closed the door immediately with a "splash". Then he rubbed his eyes and patted his face gently. Jiang Yijun finally confirmed that he was indeed awake, but why was the burly man standing at the door yesterday? I don't want the door god! Although Jiang Yijun was confused like this, he just opened the door and glanced at him and still didn't notice who that person was.
Jiang Yijun couldn't figure it out, so he simply stopped thinking. If it was a dream, then there was no need to worry. If it wasn't a dream, would he dare to come to the door to rob in broad daylight? He didn't ask about how the water dragon died, how the fire dragon turned off, how the wind dragon died, and Yinlong, okay, it's not good to say too much bragging. Jiang Yijun sorted out his clothes, come on, if it's a mule or a horse, just take it out.
So Jiang Yijun opened the door again, and the door god outside the door also realized that the door of Xiaojun's matchmaking agency seemed to be opening again because of the previous lesson. He held his weapon Fang Tian Huaji and pressed the door, then took another step forward and suddenly "bang" Jiang Yijun onto the wall.
I'll go, I was just "artificially breathed" by Zhang Fei yesterday. Uh, I was a little disgusting. Today, another man was knocked on the wall. Jiang Yijun decided to take advantage of the time to find Zhuge Liang to help him tell fortunes and see what evil things he had encountered. While thinking about this random thing, Jiang Yijun finally saw clearly who the sacred master was. Unexpectedly, it was Lu Bu.
"Why didn't you open the door all day yesterday?" Lu Bu spoke in a silence. It was probably because he stood in front of Xiaojun's marriage agency for a day and a night yesterday. He couldn't help but snot while speaking, and his majestic and domineering door god suddenly fell. It's no wonder that in winter.
"..." Jiang Yijun was relieved when he saw this. It seemed that he was not here to rob him. He pointed at Lu Bu's wall-bang arm with his finger, "Hey, can you take your hand away first?"
"Oh," Lu Bu seemed to be stunned for a moment, then slowly took his hand away, but just one inch away, he pushed onto the wall with a "snap", "No, you want to lie to me to take his hand away and then close the door."
"Haha, you're really thinking too much!" Jiang Yijun sneered, "If you don't let go, don't blame me for being rude!" At this time, Jiang Yi was angry. How could he think that Lu Bu is just a stupid guy! He had to avoid his strengths and weaknesses when dealing with such a simple-minded guy and had a strong limbs. He just used his fists to fool him first, and then explained why he hit him.
Seeing that Jiang Yijun's expression was not good, Lu Bu remembered the reason why he came to Xiaojun's marriage agency, so he slowly let go of his hand and let go of Jiang Yijun. Of course, there were still several times during which he hesitated and pushed his hand up again. It was not until Jiang Yijun's patience was about to be cleaned up that he finally let go of his hand.
Seeing Lu Busong starting, Jiang Yijun took one step forward, and suddenly used his star-chasing skills, and hurriedly left the door god far away.
"Hey, you kid lie to me!" Lu Bu picked up Fang Tian Hua Ji and chased him behind.
"Who lied to you? Everyone in King of Great Six knows that I, Jiang Yijun, are innocent," Jiang Yijun ran forward, turned his head and made a face at Lu Bu, "Didn't you say I will close the door. Where, Lu Bu, look, Jiang Yijun said to Xiaojun's matchmaking agency, "Aren't I not closing the door?"!"
Lu Bu also followed Jiang Yijun's gaze and looked at the Xiaojun matchmaking agency behind him. The door was indeed not closed, but Jiang Yijun, the boss of Xiaojun matchmaking agency, ran away. Why did he want an empty store to do? Intuition told Lu Bu that he seemed to have been fooled by Jiang Yijun.
This is true. Jiang Yijun took advantage of Lu Bu's turn and ran away with a flash of shadow.
When Jiang Yijun ran to a park where there were basically no one, he barely stopped, clapped his hands, and looked back, "Ha, the big stupid one is the big stupid one."
Unfortunately, Jiang Yijun only looked back, but not up. When he came to his senses, he called "Demon God Coming to the World" and then Lu Bu fell from the sky. Then, the angry Lu Bu took the Fang Tian Painted Gaul and pointed at Jiang Yijun's nose with a solemn aura.
Yes, there is nothing to escape now. Jiang Yijun was also very calm. He clenched his fists and was so soft that he was so soft. So let's be hard! Let Lu Bu also taste the power of Jingling.
As a result, when Jiang Yijun clenched his fists and was about to launch a raid first (after all, Lu Bu was holding Fang Tian Huaji in his hand, and Jiang Yijun was unarmed), Lu Bu threw Fang Tian Huaji out of the air, then knelt down and hugged Jiang Yijun's thigh: "Ah, the boss of Xiaojun's matchmaking agency, please be responsible for me!"
"..." Jiang Yijun looked down at the nine-foot man holding his thighs, and his mind was stunned. However, because of Lu Bu's words, Jiang Yijun quickly reacted and shook his legs. He couldn't shake Lu Bu off. Then he looked around and secretly scolded himself for finding a remote place, but he also made Lu Bu grow big. Now he is very grateful. It seems that God has not abandoned me, Jiang Yijun. Of course, if God can, please help me take away the stupid guy in front of me.
Of course, the sun is still so bright today. It seems that God does not intend to take Lu Bu away. So he can only go into battle himself.
"Tell me clearly, Lu Bu. What do you mean to be responsible for you? We just met you, so we'll talk about it later!" Jiang Yijun also found out that he was led by this stupid guy and immediately rejected it, "No, it's impossible in the future!"
Lu Bu felt a little embarrassed. Even if his IQ was lower, he still found that he was inappropriate in speaking, but he did not let go of his hand holding Jiang Yijun's thigh: "What I said is, please help me?"
"What's the matter?" Jiang Yijun frowned. In order to end this embarrassing situation as soon as possible, he did not beat around the bush and asked Lu Bu what he wanted to help.
"Help me go on a blind date." Lu Bu was not vague. It should be said that at this time, Lu Bu looked like he was "Lu Bu among men and red rabbit among horses".
Sure enough, the power of love is invincible.
Jiang Yijun sighed so much: "Okay, but Lu Bu, you get up first. Let's go to Xiaojun's marriage agency and chat while having tea."
There is no tea, but things are troublesome.
Jiang Yijun sat on his desk. To be honest, I'm not used to it. After all, in the past, I used to be running around outside. Xiaojun's marriage agency has always been the place where he and Xinglian settled. It seems that the only one who really used the "Xiaojun's marriage agency" store was the only one who really used the "Xiaojun's marriage agency" store, and the other party was so active that he waited for a day and a night. He was worthy of this sign.
Opposite Jiang Yijun was Lu Bu, and a square sky painting halberd with a flash of cold light was inserted beside him.
Jiang Yijun swallowed a little, and before officially getting into the topic, he couldn't help but wonder why Lu Bu came to him. Although he is also very famous now, he mostly accumulated a reputation for fighting against the dragon monsters several times. And the only ones who really became famous for signing the red line for others was Sun Shangxiang and Liu Bei. After all, they got married with their own help, and their true first kiss was not available at that time. It was also at that time that everyone began to truly know themselves.
Thinking of this, Jiang Yijun felt a little uncomfortable in his stomach.
As for others like Wang Zhaojun and Li Bai, as well as Baili Shouyue and Gongsun Li, they have underground romances due to many reasons such as careers, and few people know about it. Although some paparazzi will announce some gossip, these gossips are nothing more than hype caused by the heads of some districts for the profits of their own companies.
Lu Bu let go of Fang Tian's painting halberd and stared at Jiang Yijun with excitement: "Xiaojun, you are too modest!" Well, this is very familiar, and there is no one else, except Zhou Yu who can compete with this stupid guy. Jiang Yijun complained in his heart.
"In King of Great 6, who doesn't know that Xiaojun, you married the fierce eldest lady Sun Shangxiang in Jiangdong."
Haha, it’s worthy of being Lu Fengxian, you are so brave. You have the ability to say these words to Sun Shangxiang and Liu Bei, the couple, in person, don’t worry, there will be no three heroes fighting Lu Bu, but you can see the scene of Miss Jiangdong being abusing the big fool alone.
"And let the drunk Li Bai find a beautiful girlfriend."
Oh, please be careful of Li Bai's Qinglian Sword Song. When Li Bai is drunk, the power of the Qinglian Sword Song can be increased ten times, although this is what Jiang Yijun said when he heard Li Bai get drunk.
"Not only did Baili Shouyue wash away the sneaky dog, but he also found his other half!"
Hey, it’s best not to have anything valuable at home, otherwise... However, Jiang Yijun’s inner little world immediately denied his previous thoughts. After all, Baili Shouyue has joined Dali Temple now, and it is impossible to be a thief. However, Lu Bu, be careful not to make trouble, for example, now he is here to be a customer with a sharp weapon like Fang Tian Huaji.
"So, Xiaojun, are you powerful?!" After saying that, Lu Bu looked at Jiang Yijun with a diligent look on his face.
Ha, although I know Lu Bu, you are praising me, I can’t be happy now when I see you like this!
Finally, Jiang Yijun thought so in his heart.
(End of this chapter)
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Chapter completed!