Chapter 107
"Lu Bu, do you want to ask Xiaochan about this kind of thing? Anyway, she asked me to call her that." Jiang Yijun touched his nose and said with some uncertainty.
Hearing Jiang Yijun's words, Lu Bu looked at Jiang Yijun who was a little nervous (although Diao Chan promised that if Lu Bu was in trouble for her, she would come out to help, but Diao Chan was not around now), and finally let go of Fang Tian's painting halberd, which also made Jiang Yijun feel relieved: "Forget it, this matter has passed like this. As for the engagement, can I consider it?"
What to consider? No matter how you are confused, it is nothing more than just whether it is possible or not. It is just two answers.
However, Wu Zetian was more excited than Lu Bu: "Lu Bu, don't agree to Jiang Yijun's bad idea." Wu Zetian turned around and glared at Jiang Yijun, "If Diao Chan agrees, I will say goodbye to you!"
"I..." Lu Bu was still hesitating.
"I am lucky to get it, but I am lucky to lose it." Jiang Yijun shook his head, "Lu Bu, you asked me for help before, just hoping that Xiaochan fell in love with you. Now if you still rely on the engagement that makes Xiaochan unhappy to bind her, wouldn't it be the cart to put the cart before the horse?" Then Jiang Yijun stepped forward and patted Lu Bu's shoulder, "I will take the initiative to raise it, and it can also help Xiaochan's favor!"
"Okay, that's right!" Lu Bu finally agreed without paying attention to Wu Zetian's jumping foot, but despite this, Lu Bu was still wondering, "Xiaojun, you will definitely help me in the future, right?"
"Don't worry, I'll cover it with me." Jiang Yijun slapped his chest, "I'm professional!"
"Hmph, professional." His plan failed, so Wu Zetian was sarcastic, "I heard that Xiaojun, you are a thousand years old in your own world, so professionally cheat your teammates!" Then he stared at Jiang Yijun with a malicious look on his face.
"Sorry, these are two different things. It's really a shame for Wu Zetian, you can think of it!" Jiang Yijun did not retort angrily. After all, there are some things that require Wu Zetian's help.
"How is it, Lu Bu." Jiang Yijun saw Lu Bu put away his cell phone, looking at it as if he was happy and sad.
Instead of answering Jiang Yijun's question all at once, Lu Bu turned on his phone again, took a look, then turned it off, then turned on his phone again, and glanced at him again.
"Enough." Jiang Yijun snatched his phone from Lu Bu's hand, "No matter how you confirm this kind of thing, it's the same! Isn't it already decided?"
"No, Xiaojun. I just sighed. One minute ago, I had a beautiful fiancée, but one minute later I became a bachelor!" Lu Bu covered his eyes with his hands and cried bitterly, "It was obvious that I could show off in the men's club before, but now I gave up on it!"
As soon as these words were spoken, even Wu Zetian felt speechless.
"Okay." Jiang Yijun clapped his hands, "Anyway, let's train Lu Bu now."
"Train me?" Lu Bu pointed to his nose, "It's not me that I'm going to blow. There are few people on King of Kings 6 who are my opponents. Moreover, I often go to the instructor to train."
"Oh," Jiang Yijun hugged his chest with his hands, looking disdainful: "You challenged Zilong before and were beaten down by Xiangxiang's three moves that came out of the way. What the hell is that?"
Lu Bu stumbled for a few times, but finally he did not make any arguments in the face of the facts of the iron general.
Jiang Yijun was not proud of anything. After all, there was nothing to be proud of when fighting a verbal battle to win a person with an IQ offline: "It's not about training you to fight, but about training you to be a cultural person. Diao Chan's favorite is Yangchun Baixue. Zilong pirated Li Bai's poems to win her favor. Then Lu Bu, you can recite a few poems, then..."
"Oh, I understand!" Lu Bu clapped his hands with his fist and suddenly realized, "It's worthy of being Xiaojun, I just have an idea. So is it right for you to teach me to recite poems?"
"This... I'll forget it. Although I can say that I can recite a few poems at will, I'm a science and engineering man after all, and I'm not a professional in this regard. So, I'll leave it to the professionals to teach you here, it's twice the result with half the effort!" After saying that, Jiang Yijun looked at Wu Zetian, and Lu Bu also looked at Wu Zetian with Jiang Yijun's eyes.
Feeling Jiang Yijun and Lu Bu's gaze, Wu Zetian was startled and pointed at Lu Bu, and then returned his gaze to Jiang Yijun: "Hey, Jiang Yijun, you don't want me to teach Lu Bu to recite poetry, right? No, I won't do such a thankless thing! Moreover, although our Tang Dynasty poetry culture is very prosperous, this kind of thing really depends on talent." Then Wu Zetian turned his head and looked at Lu Bu, "Lu Bu's words did not have the talent at all. No, it should be said that his talent is completely opposite to reciting poetry."
This was so amazing that Lu Bu became a little surprised.
"I heard Li Bai say that as long as you have a deep skill, an iron rod will be ground into a needle. As long as you are willing to teach, I believe Lu Bu will make some progress." When he said this, Lian Jiang Yijun was a little suspicious.
As expected, Wu Zetian seemed to be unable to even deceive the ghost, so she could only fool Lu Bu's stupid look at Jiang Yijun: "Jiang Yijun, Xiaobai said drunk. Do you believe the words of a drunk? Moreover, in my opinion, this is purely poisonous chicken soup. Xiaobai has become a poet of King of Great Six, so his achievements are based on his mouth to say it. What I am curious is that after he says this, you believe it!"
Jiang Yijun widened his eyes, not expecting that Wu Zetian, who often skipped work and was not at ease, could actually say "very good at it". After a moment of stunned silence, Jiang Yijun said casually: "Anyway, it's good to work hard!"
"Haha, the effort to grind an iron rod into a needle. It will take until the year of the Monkey. By that time, Lu Bu's food will be cold. And at that time, maybe Diao Chan and Brother Zilong's children can all be soy sauce!" Wu Zetian spread his hands and looked indifferent. "And, if I really want an needle, I don't need to grind it. I can just buy one!"
Jiang Yijun and Lu Bu looked at each other and saw each other's helplessness. However, is this chicken soup poisonous or not poisonous? You should drink it when you should drink it, even if it is poisonous (in fact, Jiang Yijun's idea is not that domineering. His real idea is that even if it is poisonous, it is not just Lu Bu).
So when Jiang Yijun stood up and was about to continue to argue with Wu Zetian, Wu Zetian suddenly stared at Jiang Yijun and Lu Bu: "What are the children of Diao Chan and Zilong who can make soy sauce? Xiaojun, is this what you said, or are you Lu Bu?"
"Please, this is all the same person talking about it!" Jiang Yijun and Lu Bu said in unison.
Immediately afterwards, Jiang Yijun made a gesture of calmness to Lu Bu, stepped forward, and put it on Wu Zetian's shoulder. He looked like two good brothers.
"Mei Niang, to be honest, now that the engagement between Xiaochan and Lu Bu has been terminated, Zilong can pursue Xiaochan. You are not safe now!"
"Isn't you blamed you, Xiaojun. If you hadn't interfered with it, Brother Zilong and I would have been together for two long ago - our children can be soy sauce!" Wu Zetian stared at Jiang Yijun viciously, but he immediately became calm again, "Xiaojun, don't you think I have no way to deal with it, do you?"
Jiang Yijun glanced at Wu Zetian's dark-bellied expression and said in surprise: "Mei Niang, won't you want your three-person nursery rhyme to deceive people again?"
"Xiaojun, you answered correctly. I will return to the Tang District now and spread rumors that Brother Zilong and I already have children. By then, Diao Chan will have to retreat!" Wu Zetian was obviously full of confidence in his ability to spread rumors.
"Haha, let alone Zilong and Xiaochan are obviously higher than Lu Bu's IQ, and they won't believe such childish rumors. And you didn't consider Di Renjie's position?" Because in a sense, Wu Zetian is like a devil, so in the negotiations with her, Jiang Yijun unknowingly turned himself into a devil and deliberately lowered his voice: "If Di Renjie knew that his boss was idle and had nothing to do and did not care about the reputation of Tang District to make those rumors, then Di Renjie, as a subordinate, would not point fingers at you, of course, this is also doubtful." Jiang Yijun remembered the fact that Di Renjie directly tied Wu Zetian back to work before, "his biggest killer move is to resign. By then, haha, Mei Niang thinks about the official documents piled up in front of him..."
The more Wu Zetian heard it, the more frightened he became, and his face turned pale.
At this time, Jiang Yijun struck while the iron was hot and continued, "So, Mei Niang, you are all grasshoppers who fell on a rope like Lu Bu, and it has already come to autumn..."
Wu Zetian frowned and interrupted Jiang Yijun's words: "You can't change to a better metaphor."
"..." Jiang Yijun rolled his eyes, "Okay, Mei Niang and Lu Bu are both jumping on the same boat, and the boat is almost sinking because of a hole. Now it is time to work together, help each other and win-win! And I didn't ask you to make Lu Bu a poet fairy, just let him learn a few poems and then package them in other aspects, and it looks like someone with an IQ online."
"But it's also difficult!" Although it was working together, Wu Zetian still realized the difficulties. "And I didn't make any profit from it at all! In the end, Diao Chan and Lu Bu might be together, and I was nothing more than maintaining the same state as Brother Zilong."
Looking at Wu Zetian's appearance as if you had to give me benefits, Jiang Yijun's eyelids twitched: "Okay, after this incident, I'll sign the red line with Zilong, how about it?"
The benefits that Jiang Yijun promised were indeed great for Wu Zetian. But the promised person obviously did not believe it. Wu Zetian stared at Jiang Yijun like you were cheating: "I don't need this, and there is no need." Then Wu Zetian continued to stare at Jiang Yijun.
Jiang Yijun was in trouble now and scratched his head. Wu Zetian even needed this, so what did she want? To be honest, although Jiang Yijun made this suggestion a temporary solution, he did not think about fooling her. Well, in fact, the whole sentence is three points true and seven points false. But if the three points are true, Jiang Yijun will also sign the three points red line. Let Wu Zetian work hard on the remaining seven points!
However, Wu Zetian obviously did not eat this blank check. After thinking for a while, Jiang Yijun's eyes lit up and he called Wu Zetian to let her get closer. Then he opened the album of his mobile phone, and immediately Wu Zetian's eyes changed. Jiang Yijun held his cell phone and shook in front of Wu Zetian: "How about it, Mei Niang, what are you doing?"
"Don't you just train Lu Bu? Don't worry, I have a successful method here, and I guarantee that Lu Bu will be reborn in three days." Wu Zetian not only blushed, but also his eyes were red.
"I'm a little worried about your promise in the past three days! Moreover, Mei Niang, do you want to wipe it with a few napkins?" Jiang Yijun couldn't help but feel a little suspicious when he saw Wu Zetian who was whimpering and breathing rapidly.
"Don't worry, leave it to me!" Wu Zetian took a few napkins from Jiang Yijun and wiped his nose. "Xiaojun, hurry up and give me those private photos of Brother Zilong, so that I can have the strength to teach Lu Bu!"
"...You are nothing. And I doubt that when you get the photo, you will really train Lu Bu seriously, instead of just focusing on Zilong's photo." Although he said that, Jiang Yijun still gave the photo to Wu Zetian. Then Jiang Yijun put his phone on his chest, looking like he was praying - Ah, Zilong, please forgive me, a brother. Anyway, because of helping Lu Bu, he was almost standing in your hostile position, and he didn't care about giving Mei Niang a few photos!
"Hey, when did Xiaojun's marriage agency have so many people? Could it be that I was wrong?" After Jiang Yijun gave the photo to Wu Zetian, a familiar voice suddenly inserted in. He looked up and saw that Xing Lian came. He was about to say hello, but Xing Lian said to himself and disappeared.
Jiang Yijun: "..."
"How could you make the wrong move!" Xing Lian made a comeback, and then furiously shot several lightning balls at Jiang Yijun.
"Hey, Xinglian, what are you doing? Didn't you see me doing a serious business?" Jiang Yijun avoided one or two lightning balls, but did not avoid three or four lightning balls.
"Does it take a serious matter to do something with Mei Niang?"
"Oh, Xiaojun, this is not the nursery rhyme I spread. This is what Xing Lian saw himself - seeing is true! I have explained it for you, so you can do it yourself next!" Wu Zetian smiled wickedly, and then pulled Lu Bu, who had been confused and confused, and ran away.
I'll go, what's your explanation? It's just adding fuel to the fire!
Jiang Yijun stretched out his hand and failed to catch Wu Zetian. Then he glanced at the angry Xinglian and smiled: "Xinglian, can I say that you are welcome back?"
Then a few electric arcs made Jiang Yijun's eyes turn dark and he didn't know anything.
(End of this chapter)
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Chapter completed!