Chapter 48 The Qixi Festival is coming - Qi Qiao
It sounds familiar to each other, and it is true to each other.
Liu Bei, who was busy running away, saw Jiang Yijun's eyes lit up, as if he had seen his relatives. He led the way with a move and hid behind Jiang Yijun flexibly.
Seeing that Jiang Yijun had accusations of embarrassment, what a leader is this? He obviously used people as a shield!
Before Jiang Yijun could speak, he felt the weight of Sun Shangxiang's daughter-in-law heavy crossbow.
"..." Jiang Yijun looked at the heavy crossbow that fell from his face, and didn't care that Liu Bei treated him as a shield, and wiped his swollen face (here, Jiang Yijun admired him very much. He used to be swollen into a big cake, but now he is just a little red, and his resistance has increased!?), but he said to Sun Shangxiang who was covering his mouth in embarrassment: "Xiangxiang, if you hit Liu Bei with bullets, you will throw your heavy crossbow directly to deal with me. This is OK to treat it differently!"
Sun Shangxiang touched her soft hair and said embarrassedly: "Ahh, when I saw Xiaojun, I used to slipping my hands."
"..." Jiang Yijun looked speechless.
When Sun Shangxiang saw Liu Bei hiding in Jiang Yijun, she was angry again: "Liu Bei, come out, what kind of man should I be hiding behind Xiaojun!"
Liu Bei poked a head out and looked at his wife guiltily: "Am I a man? Don't you know the best about Xiangxiang?"
Sun Shangxiang's face turned red, and the others were like Da Qiao, and Xiao Qiao covered her mouth and smiled secretly. Jiang Yijun also held back his eyes and refused to let him laugh out loud. After all, he and Liu Bei were facing Sun Shangxiang head-on.
"You laugh, Xiaojun!"
"No." Jiang Yijun refused, making a joke. If he admitted it, he would be beaten with Liu Bei. However, Jiang Yijun also diverted Sun Shangxiang's attention, turned around, and sold Liu Bei again: "Tell me, what's the matter with you two?"
At this time, Jiang Yijun saw a little pink bird standing on Liu Bei's hat. Haha, Sun Shangxiang really gave Liu Bei a little bird. Well, I liked Liu Bei much now, Jiang Yijun thought of this.
Then I don’t know what gift Liu Bei gave to Sun Shangxiang, but I guess Liu Bei followed his advice and bought clothes to Sun Shangxiang. Then, Sun Shangxiang has already been sent out, and Liu Bei here is willing to send it out.
If this speculation can make Sun Shangxiang chase Liu Bei and run around the world, it is only because of the gifts given by Liu Bei.
Sun Shangxiang looked at Liu Bei who was sold by Jiang Yijun and said angrily: "I tried my best to pick gifts for him, but what did he buy for me?"
Jiang Yijun said carefully: "Clothes?"
"It's a clothes!" Sun Shangxiang's anger surged.
Jiang Yijun looked at Liu Bei, who was standing next to him with a embarrassed look on his face. What clothes did you buy and provoke this aunt?
"He bought me a brand of clothes, the phoenix Yu Fei, the largest one." Sun Shangxiang glared at Liu Bei.
"What's the matter?" Jiang Yijun spread his hands and couldn't understand the reason why Sun Shangxiang was angry. He originally thought that Liu Bei had bought a bargain, but it turned out to be a famous brand, but it was just a big number, so it would be fine if he changed it!
Sun Shangxiang picked up the heavy crossbow of Qianjin again and set up a target at Liu Bei: "Liu Xuande, come and explain!"
"I bought Xiangxiang a piece of clothing, it's bigger, uh, my breasts are bigger."
"Puchi" Jiang Yijun couldn't help laughing, and the others even Zhuge Liang laughed.
Sun Shangxiang burst out: "I took the clothes he bought and gestured on her body, but everything else was suitable, and her breasts were a size bigger!"
"I just think Xiangxiang should still grow, so..." Liu Bei raised his eyelids and explained, but looking at the angry Sun Shangxiang, his eyelids drooped again.
I'll go, your explanation is OK. Other heights, fat and thinness are suitable, but your breasts are bigger and your parents only have breasts? Jiang Yijun was helpless when he listened to Liu Bei's explanation. He wanted to be prepared to pull Liu Bei, but he was trying to die, so I had no choice.
This is true. Here is a gift, but it turned out to be a domestic violence scene. There was a gift that had not been bought yet, but I wanted to deceive myself.
Seeing that things were about to develop in the direction Jiang Yijun expected, Zhuge Liang stood up and looked around: "Everyone stop, I have something to pay attention to. Today is the Chinese Valentine's Day. There are many Chinese Valentine's Day activities in the king. The most famous one is the begging event held by Nuwa. It requires a man and a woman to participate together. If you get the top three, you will get generous gifts." Zhuge Liang shook his feather fan, "It is not more meaningful than the gifts you bought directly, what you get through everyone's efforts."
"Okay, that's it!" Sun Shangxiang raised her fist and looked full of energy. "Xuande, we must have won the best."
"Haha, Xiangxiang, it's not certain who wins and loses!" Xiao Qiao was not willing to be outdone, "With me and Lord Zhou Yu, the last first place must belong to us."
Jiang Yijun pushed Zhuge Liang: "Mr. Zhuge, I didn't expect you to pay so much attention to this kind of entertainment! I thought you only have government affairs and military affairs in your mind."
Zhuge Liang put away his fan rarely: "Because Yueying also took me to participate in this event." Zhuge Liang showed an expression of no difficulty, but it was definitely not happy.
Jiang Yijun: "..."
In the royal capital Nuwa Square, a group of people came here to participate in the Qixi Festival activities, and there were crowds of people. Zhuge Liang had a close relationship and immediately found his wife Huang Yueying who was waiting for him in the crowd, and then pulled his wife to meet everyone.
"Military advisor, are you?" Liu Bei said in surprise when he saw Zhuge Liang and Huang Yueying holding hands with each other.
"We are also participating in the Chinese Valentine's Day begging for cleverness!" It was not Zhuge Liang who spoke, but Huang Yueying who was smiling beside her.
"I'll go, it's hard to deal with it now. With this model couple here, I will definitely not win!" Zhou Yu was also shocked, and then whispered, and was disgusted by Xiao Qiao.
Sun Shangxiang didn't think so: "Sister Yueying, that's even more interesting, but Xuande and I won't lose, right?" Then he looked over and said that if we can't win, we will settle the new and old accounts together.
When Liu Bei saw this, he nodded repeatedly, so that the little pink bird on the hat could not stand steadily, so he simply flew up and stood on the branches in the square.
At the beginning of the event, Lian Jiang Yijun also participated, and he was paired with Da Qiao and participated as a sibling. Anyway, he only needs a man and a woman.
Xinglian is not happy now: "Ahh, I would have come out even if I had been a little uncomfortable!"
Jiang Yijun had to comfort Xing Lian: "It's better not to be careful, just take care of yourself, and now you suddenly appear, it will scare others!"
Xing Lian was still feeling a little uncomfortable and shook her face: "Hmph!"
Jiang Yijun could only smile bitterly.
The host is Wang Zhaojun. Although she is not sure why she is the host of the event, she has an acquaintance. Wang Zhaojun also discovered Jiang Yijun, Da Qiao and the others, blinked playfully, and then announced the start of the event: "The Chinese Valentine's Day is also known as the Fragrance Day. According to legend, the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl meet. The Weaver Girl sisters have to dress up, apply makeup and powder, and the fragrance is everywhere in the sky to welcome their Cowherd and Brother Cowherd on this day. So our first round of competition is the Weaver Girls who participated in the competition."
Wang Zhaojun took the microphone and continued to introduce: "Of course, all the beautiful Weaver Girls, it is definitely impossible for anyone to dress up. So today, the Cowherds are dressing up the Weaver Girls in front of you, and they can draw their eyebrows and lips! Of course, the Weaver Girls cannot guide their Cowherds next to you. You just need to sit there quietly and be a lady! The time limit is five minutes."
"Is nail polish okay?" someone asked.
"That's fine, as long as it's any part of the Weaver Girls' body." Wang Zhaojun stretched out a finger, bent over, and added playfully, "But, don't be too exposed! Oh, by the way, the sponsor of this round of competition is the cosmetics provided by Miyue Makeup."
There are advertisements everywhere! Jiang Yijun couldn't help but complain.
Finally, Wang Zhaojun raised his hand: "The competition begins!"
Five minutes is the time limit, which is not long, but it is not short. Especially for rough men like Jiang Yijun, putting makeup on girls is like a year.
Whether it was Zhou Yu, Liu Bei or other contestants, they didn't know what to do, and sat there at a loss and looked at the Weaver Girls in front of them.
The first one to do it was Zhuge Liang, who skillfully drew eyebrows for his wife Huang Yueying.
Jiang Yijun glanced at me, I'm an expert, this thrush drawing technique is probably even more powerful than some girls. I guess Zhuge Liang and Huang Yueying interacted a lot at home.
At this time, Zhuge Liang carefully painted his eyebrows for Huang Yueying and said to Liu Bei: "My lord, you should be slow, careful when you put on your wife's makeup for the first time. The most important thing is your intention. With your intention, even if you do this for the first time, it will not be bad. Of course, Xiangxiang, you should also trust your lord and don't put too much pressure on him."
After all, he was Liu Bei's military advisor. As expected, he was conscientious and responsible. Looking at his embarrassing lord, even now he was standing on a hostile standpoint, Zhuge Liang still guided Liu Bei and Sun Shangxiang.
Wang Zhaojun did not stop him, after all, it was only stipulated that the Weaver Girl could not guide the Cowherd, but the Cowherds, who were full of love, guided each other. And now only Zhuge Liang has taken action. If no one else takes action, the competition will be boring.
So Zhou Yu chose to apply polish and Liu Bei chose to paint lips. Because Jiang Yijun is a friend of Da Qiao, he would rather forget it if he is more intimate like thrush and lipstick, so he chose to apply nail polish to Da Qiao.
"Xiaojun, come on! We want to get the first place." Xing Lian cheered Jiang Yijun, "I'll help too."
"What's wrong with you, Xinglian?" Although Jiang Yijun was very happy to see Xinglian's spirit, he was obviously not just energetic, but as if he had taken stimulants, so he couldn't help but ask in his heart.
"Actually it's very simple. I just imagined Da Qiao as myself, which is equivalent to participating with you." Xing Lian waved his hand, "So, I won't accept anything except Yousheng!"
"... Xinglian, your imagination is really great!" And Jiang Yijun ignored the declaration of Xinglian's victory. After all, as Yue Lao, I still hope that Liu Bei, Sun Shangxiang, Zhou Yu and Xiao Qiao can win.
But seeing Xinglian already began to guide Jiang Yijun to make up for Da Qiao with great enthusiasm, Jiang Yijun was also very motivated. At worst, Liu Bei and Sun Shangxiang and others had problems with their relationship. I will be able to match Liu Bei and Sun Shangxiang and others this month!
Sun Shangxiang sat there quietly, and Liu Bei also carefully painted his wife's lips, which seemed quiet and warm.
However, Xiao Qiao's group was not so harmonious. Zhou Yu was sweating profusely to apply rouge to Xiao Qiao. With a master like him who uses fire, there would be no sweat. If he really had sweat, it would have been evaporated.
Xiao Qiao looked at her clumsy husband with annoyance: "My stupid Lord Zhou Yu, I have made too much rouge from the beginning..."
"No, Xiao Qiao!" Wang Zhaojun interrupted Xiao Qiao's words, "This is also a teaching!"
Xiao Qiao blinked his big watery eyes and said to Wang Zhaojun.
Wang Zhaojun smiled and announced that the time was up: "Then Mi Yue, the chairman of Mi Yue's makeup, scored it together and decided on the victory group of this round."
If the Chinese Valentine's Day is just regarded as Valentine's Day, it may not be narrow-minded. The Chinese Valentine's Day, as the love part, is the story of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl meeting on the Qixi Magpie Bridge. There is only one meeting in 365 days. I have to say that this is not a story of reunion. The meeting in one day only adds a little perfect reverie to this tragic story.
As a traditional festival, it has many various traditional activities. I have checked some information online and added it to the novel slightly. I hope everyone likes it.
As a science and engineering man, I really don’t know much about makeup, so I can understand the unreasonable aspects in the novel.
Chapter completed!