Chapter 53 The love caused by clothes, although there has been contact before
Looking at Li Bai who had finished writing the lyrics and was sleeping soundly, although Jiang Yijun asked Zhao Yun, he still made his own suggestions: "It seems that he still has to wait a moment. There is nothing to do with him."
But Zhao Yun was obviously unwilling to do so: "Don't forget, I still have Wu Zetian's invitation."
"No, this is not here for Tangfeng Entertainment." Jiang Yijun said in surprise. You, Zhao Yun, aren't you so afraid of Wu Zetian?
"Although it's not in Tangfeng Entertainment," Zhao Yun rarely showed a helpless look, "but it's still in Tang District. She is the head of Tang District, so it's not easy to find someone."
Seeing this, Jiang Yijun had to ask Xinglian for help: "Xinglian, what are you doing? I remember you woke me up before!"
"Yes!" Xing Lian did not deny it, but directly refused, "But I don't want to."
"Huh, why?"
"Because Li Bai drank too much wine, so..."
"So you can't solve it." Jiang Yijun helped speculate, thinking in his heart that he was worthy of being Li Bai, who could not solve it even if Xing Lian drank.
"No, the smell is so bad!" As he said that, Xing Lian pinched his nose.
Jiang Yijun: "..."
Since Xing Lian was unwilling to help, Jiang Yijun could only shake his head at Zhao Yun. Seeing this, Zhao Yun gritted his teeth, carried Li Bai and left. The handsome guy carried the handsome guy. This scene attracted the screams of countless girls, and some people simply fainted. Fortunately, Li Bai was drunk, otherwise there would be more people watching. Jiang Yijun was also convinced.
When he returned to Yunfan Entertainment in Shu Han, there was no one now, so Zhao Yun put Li Bai on the sofa. Unexpectedly, as soon as he put it down, Li Bai vomited all over.
So the two of them rushed to help Li Bai change his clothes. Jiang Yijun held Li Bai's clothes and felt familiar. He didn't pay much attention before. Now it seems that this is not Li Bai's skin of Feng Qiuhuang? No, here it should be a clothes called Feng Qiuhuang. Today, Wang Zhaojun is also wearing the clothes that Fenghuang Yu Tian gave her by Sun Shangxiang.
So Zhao Yun took it to the laundry room to wash. Then Jiang Yijun sighed at the unconscious Li Bai, so he followed Zhao Yun's instructions just now to the dance room - Wang Zhaojun was practicing dancing there.
"Ha, Xiaojun, you are here!" Wang Zhaojun was dancing and talking to Jiang Yijun who came into the dance room in sweat. Sun Shangxiang, who was standing next to him, was definitely driven out by Sun Shangxiang.
Sun Shangxiang seemed to be working very hard: "How is Zhaojun dancing, Xiaojun?"
Jiang Yijun, who has certain privileges than Liu Bei, looked at Wang Zhaojun who was sweating in front of him: "It's so amazing. He has already had the temperament of an idol in just half a day!"
Seeing that Wang Zhaojun had stopped practicing, Sun Shangxiang handed her a towel and water. Wang Zhaojun took the thing Sun Shangxiang handed over with a rosy face and wiped her sweat: "Xiaojun, how are you doing?"
"Half to half!" Jiang Yijun thought for a while, and then evaluated the current situation in a pertinent manner.
Sun Shangxiang was a little dissatisfied: "Things are successful, but they cannot be successful. What is half?"
"There is no problem with Tang Feng, the key is Li Bai..."
"Why doesn't he refuse?" Sun Shangxiang's eyebrows jumped, and his anger was obviously rising.
"It's not that I refuse, I can't say it. After all, Li Bai is drunk now, but we have brought people." Jiang Yijun explained in the end.
"Ha, that drunk." Sun Shangxiang put his hands on his chest, looking disdainful. "I heard that Li Bai was addicted to drinking like life, but now..."
"Indeed, he is still like this!" Wang Zhaojun chuckled.
"Why, did you all know each other before?" Jiang Yijun was a little confused when he saw their reaction. Although now, with the promotion of Lin Xue and the heads of various regions, communication has become increasingly frequent, and has even penetrated into the previously obviously prohibited government and military exchanges. But at least in the past, girls like Sun Shangxiang basically stayed in the same place, except for occasionally going to the capital. It is reasonable to think about it. After all, before Sun Shangxiang went on a blind date, she didn't even know what her future husband looked like.
In short, the gap between male and female heroes may be greater than that between districts. Although there are basic communications and some communication between infatuated men and women. This can also explain why Xinglian, a hero who specializes in love, has not done anything until now.
"Hey, I didn't do anything!" Xing Lian noticed Jiang Yijun's mental activities and was a little dissatisfied. "So what happened to Liu Bei and Sun Shangxiang, and what was the successful conclusion of the Chinese Valentine's Day event?"
"Isn't that all of me done it?" Jiang Yijun retorted.
"Will you encounter these things without me choosing you - dreaming in the daytime?" Xing Lian pretended to be curious, but his words were a little vicious.
Jiang Yijun: "I admit defeat."
Therefore, Jiang Yijun was particularly curious about the reactions of Wang Zhaojun and Sun Shangxiang, especially Wang Zhaojun.
"We used to be classmates at Honor Academy, especially Zhaojun, who was also Li Bai's deskmate!" Sun Shangxiang explained.
"Yes!" Wang Zhaojun nodded, "I like Li Bai very much!"
"Ha!?" Sun Shangxiang and Jiang Yijun looked incredible, staring at Wang Zhaojun at this explosive news.
Wang Zhaojun realized the ambiguity of his words and waved his hand: "I mean I like Li Bai's literary talent, and I also think he is a very interesting person."
Jiang Yijun patted Wang Zhaojun on the shoulder: "Girl, what you said shows that you have fallen to Li Bai now, and it is not easy."
"Is that true?" Wang Zhaojun tilted his head and looked at Jiang Yijun with confusion.
What the hell is your puzzled expression? I am a professional one. Jiang Yijun saw Sun Shangxiang and Wang Zhaojun with a suspicious look: "Xiangxiang used to see Liu Bei like this, with an expression that was about to enter the estrus period."
"Go to die!" Sun Shangxiang slid his hand, and the heavy crossbow slid to Jiang Yijun Company again.
"I finally found someone!" Just as Jiang Yijun and Sun Shangxiang and the others were fighting, a very lazy voice came over.
Everyone turned around and found that it was Li Bai who had woken up.
The first reaction was not Jiang Yijun who brought Li Bai over, but Wang Zhaojun: "Ah, why are you wearing my clothes?"
Although Li Bai woke up, he was still sober: "What's your clothes? This is obviously my clothes. Feng Qiuhuang!"
"Shouldn't this dress be in the women's locker room? In other words, Li Bai, you ran to the women's locker room and then took Zhaojun's clothes and put them on." Sun Shangxiang obviously discovered another important problem.
Li Bai didn't care where he was. After all, a drunk like him was completely possible wherever he woke up.
Then Li Bai staggered and brought Jiang Yijun and others to the locker room. Sun Shangxiang pointed to the nameplate on the wall in anger: "Isn't this the women's locker room?"
Li Bai rubbed his eyes, leaned forward, and looked carefully: "Ahh, it's indeed the women's locker room. Then this dress..." Li Bai looked down at the clothes on his body, and then smiled foolishly, "Well, it seems that it's not my Feng Qiuhuang, no wonder her breasts are so big!"
Wang Zhaojun's face turned red and he said nothing, but Sun Shangxiang's fist directly called him up: "It happened once when he went up before, and now he is here, Li Bai, you can do it!"
Finally, Li Bai sat on the sofa with a shorts and a bruised nose, and Wang Zhaojun also changed into his own phoenix Yu Fei. At this time, Zhao Yun came back with the washed and dried phoenix. Seeing Li Bai's appearance, he couldn't help but be curious: "Li Bai, what's wrong with you?"
"It's nothing. I just fell off the sofa." Li Bai explained while covering the corner of his mouth with one hand.
"Then your clothes." Zhao Yun handed Feng Qiuhuang to Li Bai, "Then you know the reason for inviting you here!"
"Ahh, they have told me." Li Bai took the clothes and quickly put on Feng Qiuhuang.
"The truth is right!" Jiang Yijun clapped his hands, "Zhaojun who put on the phoenix Yu Tian and Li Bai who put on the phoenix Qiuhuang, you two are right together!"
"Hmph, it matches it there, Zhaojun is so delicate, while the other one has a swollen face like a big pie." Obviously, Sun Shangxiang was still very annoyed by Li Bai who had trespassed into the women's locker room, so when she saw Wang Zhaojun and Li Bai standing together, she simply turned her face away.
Who is this blame? Although Li Bai is wrong, isn’t it because of Xiangxiang, you who caused Li Bai to become like a big cake? Jiang Yijun was speechless.
But the person involved was not Sun Shangxiang's reaction. One blushed and turned his head, and the other scratched his head embarrassedly. Looking at the reactions of these two people, Jiang Yijun, as the old man, felt that there was a chance, and Xing Lian also urged in it: "Xiaojun, your life is here again!"
"Don't worry, the little snot matter is mine." Li Bai patted his chest and assured everyone.
Little snot, this is not Wang Zhaojun. Jiang Yijun is very suspicious that Li Bai's wine has not yet woken up.
Then Sun Shangxiang was obviously going to have an attack after hearing this. After waking up, Li Bai was more clever than anyone else. He hurriedly held Zhao Yun's hand: "Zilong, let's go and drink together, and discuss the lyrics by the way."
"You still have to drink." However, despite saying that, Zhao Yun still followed Li Bai out.
So what is the situation with the little snot? So Jiang Yijun turned around and asked Sun Shangxiang and Wang Zhaojun.
Sun Shangxiang: "The little snot is Zhaojun. When Zhaojun was young, shed tears at any time and wiped his nose."
After hearing this, Wang Zhaojun poked Sun Shangxiang with his elbow: "It's not as unbearable as Xiangxiang, you said!"
"That's actually almost the same."
After hearing this, Jiang Yijun looked up and down at Wang Zhaojun: "I can't tell at all that Zhaojun had when she was a child!"
Wang Zhaojun smiled: "People always become!"
"It's hard to say," Jiang Yijun shrugged his shoulders, "Just like Xiangxiang. Although I have never seen what Xiangxiang looked like when she was a child, I'm sure Xiangxiang when she was a child must be exactly the same as now, and she is arrogant and willful..."
With a "bang", the heavy crossbow flew over Jiang Yijun again: "Xiaojun, you are still sure, I'll let you go for sure."
Wang Zhaojun laughed "splash".
"However, Li Bai actually called Zhaojun a little snot. This is what we girls love to say about Zhaojun. And Zhaojun has become very powerful now, so we don't need this love to say. Does Li Bai want to rebel?"
"Ah Cut" Li Bai, who was already in the tavern, suddenly sneezes.
"What's wrong? You won't catch a cold, Li Bai." Zhao Yun asked with concern.
"Impossible, and if you catch a cold, it's just right to drink to drive away the cold, haha! Come on, Zilong, have another glass!" Li Bai picked up the wine glass again.
Zhao Yun: “…”
"It's not like this, Xiangxiang, this is what I promised Li Bai to call." Wang Zhaojun came out to explain.
"Oh, Zhaojun, why?" Sun Shangxiang approached with a gossip on his face, and Jiang Yijun also became interested.
"When I was in school, my elder brother offended several gangsters, but they couldn't beat my elder brother, so I came to bully me while I was in the air." Wang Zhaojun said in a leisurely manner.
When he heard Liu Bang, Sun Shangxiang didn't comment on anything, but just "hummed" and expressed his attitude.
Damn, yes, Liu Bang, you cheated on your pampered sister so early! By the way, you have the nerve to be Wang Zhaojun's brother. But then Jiang Yijun thought about Liu Bang's shamelessness, and it seemed that nothing was wrong.
"At that time, Li Bai was the one who came to save me. He hugged me alone..."
"Hold you!" Jiang Yijun and Sun Shangxiang said in unison.
"Yes, I hugged me and beat all the gangsters away." Wang Zhaojun's thoughts were completely immersed in the memories, and he didn't feel that his cheeks were red as the sunset. "Then Xiaobai promised me that as long as I had difficulties, he would definitely help me, but the condition was that Xiaobai could call me a little snot." Unconsciously, Wang Zhaojun's name for Li Bai had changed from Li Bai to Xiaobai.
The two listeners looked at each other, and then Sun Shangxiang was also a little envious: "Ah, the prince saves the princess!"
Jiang Yijun: "Don't you have to be so envious. Didn't Liu Bei save the princess?"
"He's that, I'll be grateful if I don't hold me back!" Sun Shangxiang remembered the scene of dealing with the water dragon before.
"At least it's a bad fate." Jiang Yijun responded in the end, "and the bad fate is stronger than a vow!"
"Well, it's a bad fate!" Sun Shangxiang looked up at the ceiling slightly, and finally nodded in agreement.
Chapter completed!