Chapter 70 Matching men and women, fighting is not tired
In the end, he didn't let Xing Lian's temperament be because it was inappropriate no matter how he changed it. In order to avoid embarrassment, Jiang Yijun turned his head and asked for help from Sun Shangxiang, Wang Zhaojun and others who were following behind. As a result, Sun Shangxiang was riding a horse while comparing her lips. Because it was a bit exaggerated, Jiang Yijun knew very well what Sun Shangxiang said: "How about it, Xiaojun, be comfortable in the Shura field!"
The little pink-haired man was even more dark-bellied and simply sat in front of Da Qiao, moaning without hesitation: "You put your hands up a little, and it feels a little itchy when you hold my waist!" Then he blinked his big eyes and looked at Jiang Yijun. Jiang Yijun narrowed his eyes - he deeply felt their malice.
"Jiang Yijun, no matter what, we brought Xiangxiang and the others, so we must ensure their safety. Therefore, Jiang Yijun..." Lin Xue chatted with Jiang Yijun while pulling the reins.
"Don't worry, I'll cover it with me." Jiang Yijun took out a hand and patted his chest and promised.
"Xiaojun, be careful!" Because of the big moves, Jiang Yijun almost pulled Xinglian and fell off his horse. Xinglian glared at Jiang Yijun fiercely, and then said to Lin Xue: "Don't worry, I'll help you too!"
"That's boring!" Sun Shangxiang, who heard Jiang Yijun and the others talk behind, raised the speed of the horse. Da Qiao, Wang Zhaojun, and Yu Ji also followed.
Wang Zhaojun was wearing military uniform: "That's it. If you still want Xuexue, Xinglian and Xiaojun, what's the difference between it and before?"
"So, please trust your students, please Xinglian, Xiaojun trust your friends!" Yu Ji followed closely.
"That's it!" Lin Xue slowed down, raised her head slightly, looked at the sky in the distance, thought for a while, and then looked sideways, "Since that's the case, let everyone show their magical powers and let those men see us!"
"Oh!" the others cheered.
"By the way, I have a problem with Xiaojun?" Wang Zhaojun rode his horse to Jiang Yijun.
"Can you ask?"
"Well..." Wang Zhaojun pondered for a moment, and then finally made up his mind, "Xiaojun, what do you think of being stuck among so many of us girls?"
Before Jiang Yijun could answer, Xiao Qiao said: "Of course he was distracted. After all, Xiaojun was surrounded by so many beauties."
"Not at all." Although there is a real situation, especially at this moment, Jiang Yijun, Xinglian and Lin Xue are even more so. But Jiang Yijun will not put himself in crisis because of Xiao Qiao, a little pink man, so he decisively rejected it.
But seeing Xiao Qiao's face change, Jiang Yijun felt that he was about to suffer. As expected, Xiao Qiao looked at Jiang Yijun like a pervert: "Xiaojun actually likes men!"
Damn it, where did you come to the conclusion? Jiang Yijun looked at Yu Ji, Sun Shangxiang and others who were influenced by Xiao Qiao, and felt that it was necessary to explain, but just as he was about to speak, he was interrupted by Wang Zhaojun: "We don't listen to the perverted explanation."
Jiang Yijun: "..."
Xing Lian, who was sitting in front of Jiang Yijun, didn't say anything, just laughed "hehe" there, and Lin Xue was also very uneasy. Although Jiang Yijun did not see her expression, he could also draw conclusions from the reaction of the horse driven by Lin Xue.
If I had known this, I wouldn't have followed him. Anyway, it was my daughter Jun, so why would he join in the fun of him as a big man?
It was a coincidence that he was not as good as he came. When Jiang Yijun and Xinglian appeared on the battlefield, they happened to hear Han Xin’s anxious order below: “The central army retreats, with the two wings covering it.”
Xiang Yu roared: "What kind of central army is withdrawn? Now the two wings are trapped by the sea of lava of the Fire Dragon. This situation is just right to be put to death and then live, and to be thrown into the dead and then survive. Now, we will fight the Fire Dragon and the Fire Man in one go."
Zhuge Liang slapped a flame man with a fan and said, "Don't say that we don't have enough firepower to deal with the fire dragon at all, we're just dead now! Unless..."
Lin Xue pulled out her sword and pointed straight ahead: "Girls, let's get on!"
Then Sun Shangxiang, Wang Zhaojun and others attacked the Fire Dragon one after another.
Because Jiang Yijun did not have long-distance attacks, he could only stare blankly, but it was not useless. Jiang Yijun quickly stood in front of Da Qiao, wiped away the flames sprayed by the fire dragon with his hands, and then looked at the fire dragon with a smile: "With me, a professional flesh shield, you can't cross my body when you attack!"
"Xiao Jun, if you say such domineering words, you should be louder and let the fire dragon be heard by everyone! This is enough for a man!" Sun Shangxiang fired a round of crossbow arrows at the fire dragon, then rolled around, changed the attack position, and looked at Jiang Yijun again, "Xiao Jun, come on for a while!"
"No." Jiang Yijun refused decisively, "I am not Zhang Fei, why do I do this kind of output rely on yelling."
"Hmph, if you don't come, I'll do it!" Sun Shangxiang jumped into the air, turned around and hit the fire dragon again, "The eldest lady arrived, let them all go!"
The sound was not loud, but as Sun Shangxiang's hero, it was enough to spread throughout the battlefield. Liu Bei looked up and looked at his wife who showed off his skills, and was surprised and happy: "Xiangxiang?"
Others also noticed the arrival of their daughter army. For example, Xiang Yu, who was just about to burn his boat, also saw him: "Xiao Yu, why are you here?"
Yu Ji had already taken out her new weapon to attack there. When he heard Xiang Yu's voice, Yu Ji just glanced at Xiang Yu, who looked puzzled, and did not answer.
Others, including Xiao Qiao and Wang Zhaojun, also looked arrogant in the face of their sweetheart's questions, and ignored the somewhat crazy big men below.
This was a tactic that Xinglian and Sun Shangxiang and others discussed on the way here - Da Qiao and Lin Xue also included. They did not discuss ways to deal with the Fire Dragon at all. Instead, they were inspired by Xinglian to discuss how to face Liu Bei, Xiang Yu and others. The final result was to insert into the battlefield in the strongest posture and launch the most fierce attack on the Fire Dragon. As for Li Bai, Zhou Yu and the others should go cool, let alone call their own name, even if they call their aunt, they would not care about it.
Jiang Yijun listened to these plans, but he could swear that he had never participated in this discussion. Moreover, when he heard Xing Lian’s proposal, Jiang Yijun’s first reaction was to jump off the horse.
Then the daughter army appeared and fought fiercely, but Xiang Yu, Liu Bei and the others were confused. Apart from dealing with a few flame men who were blind and rushed to him, they basically fought there in a row.
At this time, Wang Zhaojun's move of winter had arrived, weakening the sea of lava of the Fire Dragon. Then Da Qiao's Bridge of Decision opened two paths for the army to attack and retreat at the same time.
On the battlefield, there are still sober people. Of course, their identities are just like Jiang Yijun, and they are all single dogs. Liu Bang and Zhang Liang began to retreat with wounded soldiers, while Han Xin took the remaining soldiers, and Guan Yu and Zhao Yun divided into three groups to attack the Flame Man.
The battle with the Fire Dragon was coming to an end. Under the continuous attacks of Wang Zhaojun and others, Lin Xue led the way and cut off a corner of the Fire Dragon with one sword, and the Fire Dragon began to retreat.
But the fire dragon chose Xu Huang to shoot, and it suddenly spitted fire at Xiao Qiao. Jiang Yijun stepped in front of Xiao Qiao, and put his hands in front of him. He could not completely eliminate the flames, but divided the fire into two and protected Xiao Qiao behind him.
Xiao Qiao put away his fan and looked at Jiang Yijun worriedly: "Xiaojun..."
Lin Xue, Xing Lian and the others also came over, but were blocked by the flames and could not move forward to support them.
Zhou Yu, Liu Bang and others on the battlefield rushed over without caring about the battlefield battle.
Jiang Yijun reluctantly turned around and said to Xiao Qiao with a smile: "Xiao Qiao, don't make noise. I want to concentrate."
"Ahhh..." Jiang Yijun took back his right hand, only with his left hand, then clenched his fist with his right hand, and then hit the front again. Under a punch, the flame was finally wiped away. Taking advantage of this opportunity, the Fire Dragon and the remaining flame man retreated to the north.
Da Qiao came over: "Xiao Qiao, Xiao Jun, are you all okay?"
Jiang Yijun wiped the sweat from his forehead with his hands, and was still scared: "I'll go, I almost turned into a roasted Xiao Qiao."
"What's the roasted Xiao Qiao?" Wang Zhaojun asked worriedly and curiously.
Then Jiang Yijun put his hips on his hips and began to explain: "It's okay for me. At most, I'll suffer a little pain, but Xiao Qiao doesn't have the attributes of me! Haha!"
Listening to Jiang Yijun's teasing, both Lin Xue and Xinglian would smile. The rest of the people, including Sun Shangxiang and Da Qiao, also laughed, as if they thought of Xiao Qiao being roasted by fire and then having a black-headed and gray-faced look. But Xiao Qiao stopped doing it, with a gloomy face and pouted: "I don't care about Xiao Jun's cheating attributes."
"Okay, Xiao Qiao hurried to thank Xiao Jun!" Da Qiao slapped Xiao Qiao on the back and pushed Xiao Qiao forward.
Then Xiao Qiao bowed to Jiang Yijun solemnly: "Thank you, Xiaojun!"
Zhou Yu and the others also came up. Zhou Yu looked at his wife up and down: "Xiao Qiao, are you okay? It was too dangerous just now."
"Don't worry, Lord Zhou Yu, I'm fine with Xiaojun here!" Xiao Qiao casually said perfunctorily, as if she wanted to continue the plan just now.
On the other side, Xiang Yu was even more straightforward to circle around Yu Ji: "Xiao Yu, why are you here?"
Yu Ji first blew air into the gun barrel, then took out a handkerchief and began to wipe her gun, but she ignored her Xiang Wang Ai Li.
And the ones that broke out were Liu Bei and Sun Shangxiang-
"Xiangxiang, why are you here?" The same question, but the person asked was replaced by Liu Bei.
Sun Shangxiang is not a beautiful man, and the answer is full of the style of a lady: "I want to come, do you care?" So he raised his chin slightly. But because Sun Shangxiang was a little shorter than Liu Bei, he stood on tiptoe and then raised his chin, looking very proud. Lin Xue, who was watching this scene next to him, Xinglian and Jiang Yijun wanted to laugh, but in order to continue watching, he still held it in his arms.
"This is a battlefield, it's very dangerous. Xiao Qiao almost turned into a roast Xiao Qiao just now." Liu Bei thought Jiang Yijun's description was very appropriate, so he simply used Jiang Yijun's words.
Zhou Yu was a little dissatisfied now. Jiang Yijun saved his wife, so it doesn’t matter if he jokes, but Liu Bei, you didn’t save Xiao Qiao. So when Zhou Yu heard Liu Bei’s words, he jumped out: “Liu Bei, what do you mean, where do you curse my Xiao Qiao?”
Liu Bei waved his hand and said to Zhou Yu: "Zhou Yu, I will talk about this later. Now I will figure out why Xiangxiang is here!"
Zhou Yu took his hand back: "It's right..."
Then Liu Bei turned to Sun Shangxiang again: "Xiangxiang, so this is not the place you should come. Do you want me to be a widow?"
It would be fine if Liu Bei didn't mention this, but when he mentioned Sun Shangxiang, he became angry, and the other girls also looked at their sweethearts unkindly.
"Ha, Liu Bei, you don't want to be a widow, you just want me to be a widow." Sun Shangxiang took out his heavy crossbow again, then pointed at Liu Bei's forehead, "Do you want it? I'll make myself a widow now!"
Looking at the heavy crossbow in the black hole, Liu Bei retreated repeatedly: "Don't! Xiangxiang."
Then Lin Xue came out to rescue the siege. She inserted her sword into the ground, scaring everyone, except for the few people from the daughter army: "Okay, Xiao Qiao, Xiang Xiang and the others were brought by me. If you have any questions, come to me. I can explain it to you alone." Lin Xue bit her "in person" very hard, then looked around and looked at Liu Bei, Xiang Yu and others who were silent. She seemed to be very satisfied with the current effect. "In the current situation, you will not be able to deal with the fire dragon. If we hadn't come here, you would have been dumplings by the fire dragon and the flame man today. Even if you break through, the losses would be heavy. Now, the fire dragon has not been extinguished, and the flame man escapes far away. Let's fight together in the future!"
Lin Xue said with the instructor's power and indeed scared Zhou Yu and others who were ready to move. Jiang Yijun looked at the awkward atmosphere and stood up: "Okay, you may not have seen each other for a long time, let's talk to each other."
Finally, Liu Bei sighed: "Xiangxiang, I miss you very much!" When he said this, Liu Bei was a little shy and didn't dare to look at his wife head-on.
"Hmph!" Sun Shangxiang put away the heavy crossbow and returned to the military camp with Liu Bei.
Then Xiao Qiao also held one of Zhou Yu's hands and asked with a smile: "Sir Zhou Yu, do you miss me? No way, right?" Xiao Qiao's face turned black immediately when she saw Zhuge Liang coming from afar!
"How could it be not?" Zhou Yu quickly comforted him when he noticed that Xiao Qiao had changed color.
On the other side, Yu Ji looked at Xiang Yu with concern, stretched out her hand and touched Xiang Yu's face: "King Xiang, are you another person taking the lead in charge? Look at your injury, does it hurt?"
"It's no longer painful to have Xiao Yu!" Then Xiang Yu lowered his voice and broke the news mysteriously, "Xiao Yu, you have seen the fact that I support Liu Bang and then meet with them, right?"
Yu Ji nodded, then smiled, guessing what Xiang Yu was going to say. Sure enough, Xiang Yu said to Yu Ji: "I met that day, and Liu Bang actually cried bitterly when I saw me. What you saw on TV was just the videos that their reporters had processed. Well, that's it."
Yu Ji covered her mouth and smiled, but didn't comment.
(End of this chapter)
Chapter completed!