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Seeing another ball flying over, Jiang Yijun did not dodge, but reached out to eliminate the power contained in the football with Jingjie, then grabbed it, and looked at the football in front of him: "It seems that there are some benefits to hold the Cup of Kings. Although I don't know what medicine you took in the wrong early in the morning, it was full of murderous aura. But if it were the past, then I would have thrown a heavy crossbow at me again instead of playing football." Jiang Yijun paused for a moment and thought about the words, "It's much more elegant than in front of me, right, Xiangxiang?!"
"Wenya? I'll let you be Wenya!" Listening to Jiang Yijun's words, Sun Shangxiang became angry and then seven or eight football balls attacked together, but they were somewhat accurate but had no strength. Some of them were surprisingly powerful, but they just couldn't hit Jiang Yijun.
"Hey, I'll hide, I'll hide, I'll hide again." Jiang Yijun was obviously at ease in the face of Sun Shangxiang's attack, and he also added sound effects to himself.
But when he was proud, he was immediately beaten and something hit Jiang Yijun. Jiang Yijun covered his face with his right hand and pointed his left hand at Sun Shangxiang: "Xiangxiang, isn't it possible to use a heavy crossbow?"
"Haha," Sun Shangxiang sneered and patted his hand. "I didn't promise you not to use heavy crossbows, and..." Sun Shangxiang began to tilt his head again after slapping his hand. "And didn't you say that you should have your own characteristics? Throwing heavy crossbows is my characteristic!"
Jiang Yijun: "..."
Finally, Jiang Yijun finally became serious: "What the hell is going on? Xiangxiang."
"What's wrong? You have the nerve to ask. To be honest, Xiaojun, do you have any professional ethics? When the Yue Lao was a child." After that, Sun Shangxiang recalled the heavy crossbow again and was preparing for the second wave.
"Wait, Xiangxiang, you have to explain!" Jiang Yijun was a little scared when he saw that Sun Shangxiang was really there, but because he was a little unclear, he didn't know how to deal with it.
"Explanation, I'll listen to your explanation when I get a good fight!"
"...I'm asking for your explanation! At least let me know how I died?"
The person who rescued the scene also came. Xinglian knocked down the heavy crossbow that flew over again: "Xiangxiang, please say it well. Moreover, if Xiaojun is the Yue Lao, I will follow him-I know best whether he has set a red line for A Dou." Although for Jiang Yijun, Sun Shangxiang's anger was completely confused, Xinglian only inferred from Sun Shangxiang's words about A Dou, "I can be very sure about A Dou's affairs, and Xiaojun and I were not involved."
Sun Shangxiang was stunned. He was angry and suddenly didn't know what to do.
At this time, Liu Bei also ran over panting: "Xiangxiang, you are running too fast, right." Then he saw Jiang Yijun with a bruised nose and swollen face, "Hey, Xiaojun, you are fine, are you?"
Jiang Yijun glanced at Liu Bei and found that Liu Bei was as bruised as himself. Well, in terms of degree, it seems to be more serious than me. As expected, it is true that a couple has a hundred days of gratitude, and they are more serious than those of us passers-by.
Liu Bei saw that Jiang Yijun was staring at his face. He was embarrassed and touched his face. As a result, it hurt so much that he couldn't help but gasp.
"Xiangxiang, everyone knows you, so don't be so urgent. It's better to investigate some things clearly."
Because of Xing Lian's words, Sun Shangxiang calmed down, but because of Liu Bei's words, he became angry: "Don't worry, if you don't worry, your son will be abducted by the Cao family's daughter!"
Suddenly, Liu Bei was frightened by Sun Shangxiang's aura, but he still couldn't help but mutter: "Xiangxiang, Cai Wenji doesn't believe in Cao either!"
Then Sun Shangxiang glanced at the eyes of the wine and stopped talking. Seeing the couple flirting with each other, Xing Lian and Jiang Yijun were speechless - are you Liu Bei here to help persuade the fight, or are you here to fan the flames?
Jiang Yijun coughed: "I know this too." So Jiang Yijun told everyone about the previous registration of Adou and Cai Wenji, "After all, things are not as Xiangxiang thought. Besides, it is normal for young men and girls to have a good impression of each other, as long as there is a bottom line."
"Then Li Bai came over yesterday and said congratulations to us. Could it be that it was fake?" In the end, Sun Shangxiang also came from Jiang Yijun and the others right, "If it weren't for the fact that they were too late yesterday and because of the experiment, I would have come to the door yesterday!"
Liu Bei patted Jiang Yijun's shoulder as comforted, meaning that Xiaojun, you can't escape this disaster.
Liu Bei's reaction was so surprising that Jiang Yijun was so surprised. Please let you not be able to control your wife, so let her harm innocent people like us! Afterwards, he looked at me with a look of sympathy. Brother Liu, what do you mean?
Xing Lian frowned: "Li Bai? Is he drunk?"
After Jing Xinglian asked this, Sun Shangxiang reacted and took out his cell phone. Before he could turn it on, Wang Zhaojun's phone came first: "Ah, Xiangxiang, Xiaobai ran to you yesterday and talked nonsense. Don't take it seriously. In short, this is the matter..." After all, Wang Zhaojun knew what the whole story was like. "Don't worry, I'm already teaching Xiaobai a lesson." Then everyone heard Li Bai's inexplicable voice from his phone, "Ah, Zhaojun, don't use his big move, I'm so cold."
"Leng? Just help Xiaobai wake up and sober up!" After saying that, he turned his head and said to Sun Shangxiang and the others, "Then I'm dead here."
"Okay." Sun Shangxiang also put away the phone, then looked at Jiang Yijun, and apologized to Jiang Yijun and Xinglian very seriously.
Jiang Yijun did not say anything, but Xinglian helped to respond to Jiang Yijun: "Ah, this is nothing, after all, Xiaojun is used to it. Right, Xiaojun?"
Haha, Xinglian, you said so, so what else can I say? Jiang Yijun nodded immediately following Xinglian's words.
"As for you, Xuande..." Sun Shangxiang hugged her chest and glanced at Liu Bei, without giving Liu Bei any face because Xing Lian and Jiang Yijun and others were present.
"Xiangxiang, I understand, this is just a warm-up before the game." In the end, Liu Bei wisely maintained the style of his wife's eldest lady.
However, although in Jiang Yijun and the others' view that the so-called "pre-match warm-up" has ended, it is not actually-Cao Cao also came to Xiaojun's matchmaking agency with a sword in a fierce manner.
Xinglian immediately turned around and entered the house. Jiang Yijun thought Xinglian didn't want to see Cao Cao, a fool, but he didn't expect Xinglian took a small stool from Xiaojun's marriage agency, and in the other hand he was carrying soy milk and fried dough sticks for a whole set of breakfast. Then he put down the small stool and greeted Jiang Yijun: "Xiaojun, Cao Cao is here, there must be a good show. Come, let's watch while having breakfast." As he spoke, Xinglian's excitement was hard to hide.
"..." Although Jiang Yijun didn't say anything, he did not refuse Xing Lian's invitation. After all, he was beaten by Sun Shangxiang early in the morning. How could he be in a good mood? Now a fool is looking for trouble, and he can finally let go of his darkness in his heart.
Cao Cao pointed at Liu Bei with a sword: "Liu Bei, you big-eared thief, actually seduced my Cao family's daughter."
After hearing this, Liu Bei did not express anything, and Sun Shangxiang was immediately dissatisfied: "Cao Mengde, did you not wake up in the morning? What does it mean that my Liu Bei seduce your daughter? Xuande has just enough to have a wife of me. If your Cao family's daughter really wants to enter our Shu Han, she is only worthy of being my Sun Shangxiang's maid!"
It is really worthy of being Sun Shangxiang, and he is domineering, but Jiang Yijun also noticed that Xiahou Dun, who was originally following Cao Cao, took a few steps back, and then stood on the side of the road whistling, as if pretending not to know his lord.
Cao Cao was so angry at Sun Shangxiang's words, but he still corrected it before: "I'm not talking about Liu Bei, but your Liu A Dou, who actually seduced my adopted daughter, Cai Wenji. Also, the daughter of our Cao family is not a maid for you, but also a queen if you want to."
"Cai Wenji's surname is Cai, not Cao." After that, Liu Bei was still saying that, and seemed to stick to this point, "So, you, Meng De, aren't qualified to take care of other people's affairs!"
"What do I mean I am not qualified? I raised Wen Ji with great difficulty, but I was seduced by Liu Aduo. I... You have to be responsible anyway." When Cao Cao said this, he burst into tears. Xing Lian was enjoying it and Jiang Yijun was speechless. He almost choked because of breakfast. Xiahou Dun, who had been silent, was farther away from Cao Cao.
"Responsible? OK, then let our A Dou marry Wen Ji!" When Sun Shangxiang said this, she completely forgot why she came to Jiang Yijun to settle the score this morning, and then turned to look at Jiang Yijun, "By the way, you are the most familiar with Xiaojun, so if you have the help, please do it."
Jiang Yijun took a sip of soy milk, thought for a while, and then responded to Sun Shangxiang from the perspective of the Yue Lao: "What do you think? After all, the child is still young. Why don't you ask for the opinions of A Dou and Wen Ji and settle the kiss first?"
"Xiaojun's opinion is exactly what I like." Sun Shangxiang agreed seriously, and then looked at Cao Cao, "Cao Cao, tell you honestly, don't say that my son likes your adopted daughter Wen Ji, even if my son likes you, you have to come to our Shu Han obediently!"
"Puff" Xinglian and Jiang Yijun sprayed out soy milk one after another.
Liu Bei also looked embarrassed, and then whispered to Sun Shangxiang: "Xiangxiang, I think our son's sexual orientation is still normal."
"I know this, it's just angering that idiot!"
Sun Shangxiang's expression was as if no one else was around, and it was probably anyone who would be angry. What's more, because of the competition, Cao Cao has been wearing the candle dragon armor that made him angry these days, and now he is even more angry.
Cao Cao turned from Liu Bei to point at Sun Shangxiang with a sword, gritted his teeth and said, "Sun Shangxiang, do you dare to fight me alone?"
Liu Bei was anxious and stood in front of Sun Shangxiang: "Brother Meng De, let alone there are misunderstandings in this matter, let alone these things that were originally children's affairs, so they can be asked to deal with them themselves. Don't you have to be so angry, right?"
"I can't be disliked by my adopted daughter because I am accused of it, right?" Xing Lian, who was originally here, also joined the drama performance, but it seemed to be a narrator, and it was a narrator who added fuel to the fire. "So I knew that my words didn't work for Wen Ji, so I came to find my parents - this trick was so vulgar." In the end, Xing Lian gave such an evaluation. It has to be said that as a hero in charge of love, Xing Lian is particularly familiar and smart about this.
At least after Xinglian finished speaking, Cao Cao became even more angry. He was wearing red armor, but his face was relatively white against the backdrop of Zhulong. Now, because Xinglian's short words were so angry that his face was already connected with Zhulong. But Cao Cao did not argue, and the matter was completely out of the essence, so Cao Cao was very straightforward: "Sun Shangxiang, just ask if you dare?"
"Then I will do it here..." Liu Bei stood up, but was stopped by Sun Shangxiang.
Sun Shangxiang stepped on a football, then took out his heavy crossbow, leaving Cao Cao with a shocking look: "Ha, since he fucked the water dragon, no one has ever said he would challenge me directly. However, Cao Cao, I promise you."
Indeed, there is no need to worry about Sun Shangxiang's ability to fight. After all, he sucked two hundred red and blue buffs to deal with the water dragon.
Looking at Sun Shangxiang's confident look, Cao Cao obviously remembered this incident and felt a little relieved. However, when it came to men's dignity, when he saw the football under Sun Shangxiang's feet, Cao Cao wisely transformed his tactics: "Hmph, Sun Shangxiang, why don't we compare to football? It's not better to fight and kill, we should be more elegant, and this is more appropriate?" Then Cao Cao watched the football match with Xing Lian and Jiang Yijun as if he asked for help.
Xing Lian doesn't care. After all, whether it's football or fighting, it's enough to watch the show. Then Jiang Yijun thought about it and glanced at Xiahou Dun who was already standing on the corner of the street (just one step away, Jiang Yijun couldn't see him): "Okay, after all, the game will be played tomorrow, and it's not enough to get too much now, just like that."
"Is it tomorrow?" Sun Shangxiang hugged her chest, "You can also think about it. It's better that I like to kill the person who challenged me in public!" When she said this, except Xing Lian, Liu Bei and the others felt cold in their hearts.
"Tomorrow, I will let your team lose." Although Cao Cao felt the same as Liu Bei and the others, he still stubbornly, "What I said is that now, I won't bully you, Sun Shangxiang. Come and kick me to defend. If I keep it, then..."
Sun Shangxiang interrupted Cao Cao angrily: "Don't always imagine if it's okay. Since you want to start now, then it's as you wish."
Xinglian was very excited to be referees for Sun Shangxiang and Cao Cao, although there was no need at all.
With one kick, Sun Shangxiang kicked the ball, and then the ball flew past Cao Cao. Although Jiang Yijun didn't know football very well, he still had the ability to fight. In fact, as long as Cao Cao was guarding the goal there, it would be difficult for Sun Shangxiang to kick the ball, but Cao Cao used a domineering blade there and jumped three times in a row, but he did not hold it down. Of course, the show was still very good, after all, it combined with his own tricks!
"In tomorrow's game, we must be the team that won." Cao Cao left a sentence and left.
Then Sun Shangxiang smiled like a flower, turned around and looked at Jiang Yijun and the others: "I'm sorry, Xiaojun, Xinglian, it was early in the morning..."
"It's okay, it's okay, I've watched a good show." Xing Lian answered for Xiaojun again.
"Let's go, Xuande, let's go and practice football again."
"Okay!" Liu Bei followed Sun Shangxiang.
Jiang Yijun looked at the backs of Sun Shangxiang and Liu Bei leaving, and then looked at Cao Cao: "Xinglian, I think Cao Cao will lose tomorrow!"
Xing Lianqi said: "Xiaojun, why? Yesterday's experiment was evenly matched!"
"Because Cao Cao just now set up a f1ag that he felt would definitely achieve."
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(End of this chapter)
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Chapter completed!