Life is like this, like shit.

It is said that one Ha was the top three tigers, three Ha was sinking aircraft carrier, five Ha was fighting God, ten Ha Genesis... Ye Jiuze didn't believe it at first until he was deceived by beauty, and was encouraged by his bad friends to raise a husky in order to chase a dog slave girl-

Ye Jiuze: "How to chase a girl who raises beauty? Waiting online, it's very urgent!"

Bad friend: "Just keep a husky."

Ye Jiuze: "Give me a reason to raise a dog!"

"You think, the Husky is tall and majestic, beautiful and petite and cute." The bad friend smiled, "If a dog is like this, it's not even a human being. Isn't this a hint that you are extremely compatible with her and her handsome man?"

Ye Jiuze pondered for a while, but this was very reasonable!

keep!

Mom, his brain must have been stuck with dog shit at that time ==

I still remember that the day was sunny and sunny, which was the most suitable for girls to confess their love and express their feelings to each other.

However, after he politely held his style and invited the girl to the pet market, everything changed!

The girl in my memory looks so beautiful, even her expression of being eager to speak but stops is charming.

She hugged the cute Pomei, pursed her red lips, and said carefully: "Senior, why do you... choose a husky? It's not easy to raise."

Ye Jiuze showed a warm and sunny man smile and said in a very stylish manner: "A real man is not afraid of any challenges."

"What's more,..." He squatted down as if he was deeply, staring deeply at the alert Husky in the cage. "Looking at its appearance, its fierce expression and personality, it should be very suitable for me."

Girl:...

He bought this husky and thought he would go further with the girl by taking advantage of the common interest of raising a dog, but it turned out that he not only lost the girl, but also lost the whole world!

This young dog! Look at him not breaking his dog's legs today!

Look at what it did?!

Whose dog will pick up the plane cup that the owner usually uses when the beautiful girl comes to the door!

Tell him who else?!

That's all. This guy has been occupying his Ayanami Ri inflatable doll for a long time. The worst thing is that as soon as he approaches the "goddess", this dog can fight him to the death!

Damn it really can't live this life!

Ye Jiuze was an eight-foot man, but he abandoned his usual warm-hearted image and fought a "desperate battle" with the Husky. In the end, he never lost the fight and never won the quarrel, but his apartment was demolished over and over again.

When he finally suppressed the Husky, the girl who changed his destiny had accepted the confession of the school grass, and his bad friend who killed thousands of swords also got rid of the halo of a single dog...

The girl flew away, the bad friend ran away, what else was left of him?

Well, he has a dog...

And the dog...

dog……

Oh, my heart hurts so much! I feel like I won’t love you anymore!

He rummaged weakly in the messy bedroom and turned on the computer to play games to relieve his sorrow. Erha howled a few times, turned around and started biting his pillow with joy.

Ye Jiuze glanced back and didn't care.

He's used to it, really...

The familiar music sounded, the ancient ink paintings dissipated, and the game interface of Jianwang 3 gradually appeared.

He moved the mouse and gently stroked the huge breasts of Miss Qixiu, who had been so beautiful that for some reason he remembered the beautiful girl.

At this moment, the figure of Miss Qixiu slowly coincided with the white moonlight in his heart. The beauty was as beautiful as jade and the sword was as rainbow. He stared at his "big wife" tightly and was suddenly sad.

Ye Jiuze sighed, sat on the chair and bent one leg, and snatched his feet irritably. After wandering for a while, he decisively gave up the body shape of a woman, and turned on his "big daughter" - Chunyang Meilo.

This is a transparent loli figure, the most suitable for trouble!

As if he was about to vent all the resentment he had suffered for several days, Ye Jiuze started his bloody and cruel arena with the cute loli account.

When he was Qixiu's daughter, he was the "hot mom" with breasts and breasts all over the world; when he was Pure Yang Loli, he was the "human-headed dog" who was elusive and unspoken...

What? Chunyang's spicy chicken profession has long been weakened?

No, it doesn't exist.

Chunyang is still very proud of his father, who is so hard that he is still a little confident. As the "own son" of the planner, why should he be more confident?

Ye Jiuze skillfully killed his opponent, and slowly became addicted to the fat times that loli appeared and disappeared from time to time, unable to extricate himself.

Ah, my daughter is really a treasure in the world!

He was ready to take a screenshot with great interest, but at this moment, the computer fell into the black screen with a "bang". At the same time, the intermittent whimpering sound of Erha came from his ears...

Having a bad intuition, Ye Jiuze turned his head quickly.

I saw my stupid dog standing in the cotton wool scattered all over the floor, trembling like a wind. And it was biting a broken charging cable in its mouth...

Holding a big grass!

Stupid, think that he is a power bank!

Ye Jiuze was shocked, picked up the plastic bags scattered beside him and put them on his right hand. He jumped to the switch in three steps and prepared to pull out the source of the fire.

But Erha's IQ is not online, causing trouble is more powerful than destroying the family. The top leader of the family will destroy everyone!

It used its lifelong "IQ" and "loyalty" to accurately lock the aura of the shoveler in the electric shock, and then resolutely tried all its strength to "bump away" the master.

But the result is obvious that the current adsorption power is really strong. When Ye Jiuze was hit, he suddenly felt that even his body was not his own!

He also began to twitch, tremble, his eyes turned white, his consciousness was distracted, and his uncontrolled body danced with the stupid ha with the current. Then, his whole body "sticks" to the stupid ha's back, shaking, shaking, shaking...

mmmp, the last scene before dying is so human and beastly, it is also awesome to experience!

I ask you how much sorrow you can have, just like a stupid dog twisting under it...

I hope that after his and Stupid's corpse were revealed, they would not make the weird headlines that "a man electric shocked a Japanese dog in an apartment, and he was inappropriate in operation and eventually died suddenly"...

I felt wronged when I thought about it, and I couldn't help but cry and turned into a 200-pound dog!

However, the facts prove that life is always so dramatic. He always thought that there was no more ridiculous experience than before. Unexpectedly, he closed his eyes and kicked his legs, and time and space were turned, and he lived again in the blink of an eye!

Yes! Live!

This job not only transforms into a short and grows, but also reaches its peak in appearance, age is harmless, and bones are born to surprise, and even a complete set of genitals are replaced!

Change it!

He trembled with his hands and covered his empty crotch. The rubbing of his fingertips was a soft and flat area, and he could no longer touch the "Diciao Brother" who had been with him for many years. Even the unchanging flat boxers have become the cute little loli fat, and it is his favorite style...

Ye Jiuze was stunned and stood there, staring at his crotch with his white legs, completely unaware of how rude this move was.

He seemed to be stupid, his expression on his face was both joyful and sad, with a new joy, but more of a kind of unspeakable sadness.

"Brother Diao..." he cried out with a sad voice, and the sound of it was soft and sweet, as greasy as cotton candy.

Ye Jiuze subconsciously stopped his mouth and held it in!

No, no! I can't hold it in! Wow—

"Brother Diao, I'm sorry for you!" Ye Jiuze cried bitterly, "You have been with me for 24 years, but I haven't let you eat a good meal! If I had known this would happen, I should have gone to the Grand Health Care for a full set of nights!"

A man doesn’t cry easily, but he hasn’t reached the sad place.

He is still a virgin after living for 24 years. Only Brother Diao knows his grievances, but now, even Brother Diao is gone!

The negative emotions calmed down with the erosion of tears. He was silent for a long time before he was ready to build his psychology and prepared to accept his new identity.

As the saying goes, a man cannot have a weak ambition, and even if he reaches the end, he cannot give up his true nature.

Although he has become a loli with a soft body and easy to push down, he has a Teddy heart that is full of energy!

"Brother Diao"... was buried in the torrent of being flooded by Husky in his previous life. But even if he lost the "Big Eagle", he was not completely useless.

Ye Jiuze calmly poked out his hand, and with a bit of caution and unbearable curiosity, he once again reached the flat and soft place. Even if the action was extremely vulgar, he had to figure it out.

Oh...so does it look like this?

His face turned slightly red and his expression was extremely serious: "Although it's a little small, it's not absent..."

"Brother Diao" was dead, and he was still "disabled and strong in ambition". Even if the length of his lower limbs had become a negative number, the spirit of 18 cm must last forever!
Chapter completed!