20. The Twenty Dog
Every day when Ye Jiuze wakes up early, he will subconsciously look at his crotch, hoping that a familiar small tent can be pushed out there. There is no way. He has been a man for 24 years in his previous life, and some habits cannot be changed in a short period of time.
But now, once he turns into a staring cat, he will feel a kind of sadness of a ball. Who can understand this "pain" that seems to have been cut into a big baby?
Eunuch?
"Eunuch Ye" lay back in her skin with no desire, pillowing on the soft belly of democracy, and began to sigh softly: "Democracy, why do you all have balls, but Dad doesn't! This is unfair!"
What's wrong with that? You're a girl...
Uchiha Madara doesn't raise her eyelids, and she doesn't pay attention to the feelings expressed by the children.
Everyone has physiological curiosity. Especially children who have not grown up will have doubts and confusion about the appearance of the organs without the correct guidance of their elders.
Even, they will be scared by their weirdness.
Unfortunately, Ye Jiuze was in Uchiha Madara's eyes. He was such a child who lacked the teachings of female elders and had a serious lack of physiological knowledge. He did not realize that men and women had other "simple" children.
It is precisely because she is too "simple" that she doesn't feel ashamed to pay attention to the organs.
Thinking of this, Uchiha Madara really got the heart of an old mother.
As a dog, he cannot speak or say anything; and as a man, he does not know how to guide the other person to correctly understand his body.
The witch, who is most suitable to teach her, is old and is fascinated by her martial arts. She only thinks she is the eldest lady who came out to train in a spiritual family, and she does not consider her lack of personnel knowledge.
She was only arranged in a residence not far apart and came here in three or two days to teach her spiritual power to practice.
And the girls and women in the village...for nothing, they praised the child too high, and with admiration and admiration for the spiritists, they did not dare to have in-depth contact on weekdays. How could they know that she was so stupid that she couldn't even tell the difference between men and women.
Uchiha Madara was extremely helpless and a little at a loss. She could only bit her quilt as usual, signaling that it was time for her to get up.
During his lifetime, due to frequent wars and family pressure, he almost had no time to take good care of his younger brother.
Now, he embraced his regret and compensation to Izuna to Ye Jiuze, and treated her as a junior in the clan and took good care of her.
She didn't understand, so he took care of it so that the child would not be taken away by a man with bad intentions, and she would not be displaced in the chaotic world of war and die prematurely.
The body on the belly squirmed a few times. The little girl frowned and reluctantly "wake up" reluctantly. She began to wear clothes numbly and mechanically, pick her eyes, wipe her saliva clean, and rub two handfuls of her hair standing up on her head, as if she had comb her hair.
It's so rough that it can't be seen!
Uchiha Madara stood up with his fate, picked up a towel, and arched the basin beside her.
"Ah! Democracy!" Ye Jiuze was extremely moved, "You are really the best dog in the world!"
Uchiha Madara:...
Suddenly I wanted her to die in a chaotic world.
"If I come home one day, you can bring me tea, water, and cook, and you can wear an apron and shout 'Anada'... Oh, that's heaven!"
The Tibetan mastiff turned around coldly and pointed his butt at her, indicating that it was a delusion.
"No, why are I daydreaming? You are not a snail girl... Well, you are not even a bitch. It hurts my father's relationship too much!"
What are your obsessions with bitches?
Uchiha Madara:...
Unable to help, he kicked her on the back with a thump. Then he skillfully crawled out of the crack in the door, spread his hooves and ran towards the embrace of nature.
"Democracy - Dad will break your legs today!"
However, the democratic leg was still not matched today. Because when Ye Jiuze held his sword and chased him out, the villagers were like a big enemy, and they rushed to the entrance of the village with farm tools.
"What's wrong?"
"Ah, it's the witch girl!"
"Two strange women came to the entrance of the village!" A woman held the child and half closed the door, her eyes showing unconcealed panic, "They are monsters! I saw that one was flying around her, and the other was blood-red!"
"Mr. Sui went out with his bow and arrow, so let us avoid it for the time being."
Ye Jiuze nodded slightly, and without saying much, he went to the entrance of the village with his sword. Halfway through, he met democracy that emerged from the grass nest... Haha, I feel that you, the dog, usually hide here!
OK, he set fire to the fire and ate a pot of roasted dog meat.
"Democracy, get up--" Ye Jiuze smiled and decided to let go of his grudges first. "Go to fight monsters with dad, remember to use your Foshan shadowless foot."
Uchiha Madara doesn't understand what "Foshan Shadowless Foot" is, but it doesn't prevent him from thinking that the name is cool.
When he thought of the domineering reputation of "Dragon Flame Singing", "Izanamei", and "Sanoo", he felt that it would be good to have another "Foshan Shadowless Foot".
It's much better than "dog-legged strike" ==
Ye Jiuze brought his dog to the entrance of the village filled with smoke. His eyes instantly met two beautiful faces like flowers through the swaying heads in front of him.
"hiss--"
At the first moment, he gasped, his eyes widened, and his whole body was in a bad state.
He didn't understand why since he became a little girl, the girls he met were all goddesses! Look at the two in front of him, they were simply the standard configuration of beautiful white roses and hot red roses!
One is as cold and elegant as the bright moon in the sky, long and winding as elegance as a fairy; the other is as sweet as a flower on the branches, and the red eyes are like bloody elves and charms.
They are tall and bright, generous, and have the unique aura of confident women. Even if they stand in place without saying a word, they are a beautiful scenery.
Very beautiful! Very beautiful! And one of the girls looks a little familiar, maybe this is the fate!
Just admiring him reminds him of the movie that he had reviewed several times in his previous life - Green Snake.
They are like a copy of the two goddesses in the film, standing gracefully on his...opposite?!
No, no! I can't do it at all! The girls are so beautiful that Taoist Chunyang will compete to fight!
He understood why the scholars in the Stories from a Chinese Studio are confused by the mountain spirits and ghosts at any time. If the monsters are so beautiful, the holy monk will be moved!
By the way, do female monsters prefer humans or male monsters?
Well, is the male demon good-looking? Does he have a chance of winning?
In a trance, Ye Jiuze remembered the naked man with a silvery fur shawl by the hot spring yesterday...
He woke up with a sensation and felt that the soles of his feet began to itch.
Mom, lifelong shadow!
Just when Ye Jiuze was distracted, the witch girl was already blocking his side, staring at the visitor with caution and vigilance, and then turned her eyes to the woman wrapped in the dead soul worm-
"The witch... Kikyo?" she said with some difficulty, "How could you...?"
"I have no end to my obsession, soybean." Platycodon spoke gently, his voice as clear as a mountain spring.
Ye Jiuze feels that his ears are about to get pregnant!
Wait, what pregnancy is his big man?
"I haven't seen each other for fifty years, and you're still guarding them." Kikyo sighed a little, "Is it gone before... I didn't expect this to be your village."
After a pause, she added again: "I will leave, don't worry."
Looking at the old look of the witch girl, Kikyo felt inexplicably uncomfortable, as if she had seen her sister, the witch girl Feng, who had passed away in her youth.
They all dedicated all their youth to the people in the village, fulfilled their responsibilities as witches, and protected the peace of the whole country. Unlike her, she lost her life for the sake of false love.
Their lives are great; her death is incompetent.
Because of her death, the witch Feng was forced to grow up, and even supported the entire village without blinding her eyes.
Seeing Sui, Kikyo's heart shrank, and his body started to hurt.
She turned around and didn't want to look at her old friend.
But Kagura around him was unyielding: "Hey, we have been walking for a day and a night, okay? Isn't it just to find a place to stay?"
She was extremely miserable. Platycodon didn't get in, and she was walking with her feet and refused to ride on the wind. She almost got rid of the wind.
"I want to keep you." Kikyo said coldly, "Sui is very strong and is not inferior to me."
Kagura's face twisted.
The witch's expression was complicated. Looking at the senior whom he longed for when he was young, he still couldn't say that sentence to keep him.
The villagers were afraid of monsters and the witches who should have died... They could not withstand any hardship.
"Orange..."
"Wait!" Just at this moment, Ye Jiuze spoke out.
He pulled the sleeve of the witch girl and raised his smile: "Two beautiful...beautiful ladies!"
"I heard that you have been walking for a day and a night, why don't you go to my house to rest." Ye Jiuze was so excited that he rubbed his hands, but his face was well-behaved, "Grandma Sui, it's okay, let them take a break!"
"Can……"
"Grandma Sui." Ye Jiuze raised his sword and smiled, "Believe me, there will be no problem. What's more, Grandma Sui hopes that old friends can stay!"
The witch girl hesitated.
Although Ye Jiuze doesn't understand why the witch girl Sui is so familiar with that great beauty, maybe the beauty is the daughter of an old friend?
An old friend fifty years ago, fifty years later...well, should he be his granddaughter?
But where did he seem to have seen this face?
Where is it...
Could it be in the computer network disk?
Chapter completed!