29. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy(1/2)
He sent Wanda back to the Avengers base first. Pitro played a game with her. When the others came back, he reluctantly left the base in the falcon's cheers, "Baby will have class tomorrow."
As a mutant with extremely fast mutant ability, it doesn't take too long for Pitro even if it spans the United States. Not long after, he has returned to Westchester.
Fortunately, Hank did not check the number of people today, but he sneaked out again and again. At least Professor X, who knew everything, said nothing. Once Pitro was seen by him, he blinked.
He quietly touched the door of the dormitory and knocked on the door.
"Scott, are you here Scott? I brought you pizza."
The door opened, his roommate Scott waved at him, and the two sneaked into the room and began to divide the pizza.
It was too long since the pizza was cold as iron, the bacon and corn kernels were stuck together, the fluffy biscuits were shriveled, and the soft and salty cheese could not pull out long threads, and the taste was not worth it.
Pitro was quite depressed when he bit the pizza: "If I had the ability to a microwave, I would definitely be hot pizza every day. Can't you really be careful to try it?"
"My rays don't have calories, so don't think about brain soup." Scott tear off a piece of pizza. "Maybe Superman can, if we shouted, maybe he would come to hot pizza."
When using the variant abilities, they need to consume a lot of physical energy. They cannot rely on solar energy to charge, and can only rely on food to fill the energy hole. When they get hungry in the middle of the night, they feel that their stomach is burned out of the holes by stomach acid.
In addition, the school is full of energetic teenagers, so every midnight, the kitchen is plundered by these hungry thieves. Xavier College spends a lot of money every year, followed by unexpected losses caused by improper use of students’ abilities.
Since the adolescent awakening of variant abilities, Pitro's snacks have basically never stopped, and Scott has the same.
After chewing bread for two weeks in pain as a midnight snack, Pitro could no longer bear it and slapped his legs: "Why should we eat the same as the child laborers in the black factory?"
That night, he brought back a large bag of family buckets, and the entire castle was boiling in the aroma of fried chicken, and the child Kuaiyin immediately became a hero in the whole school.
...The next day, Pitro was ordered by the professor to pay the fast food and also booked a week's cleaning work for the whole school.
From then on, Pitro had to bring some food back every day to share with his roommates. Because it was impossible to keep warm, the food he brought back was basically cold every time. So they discussed the topic of how to heat up food more than once on countless hungry nights...
Chinese restaurants were discovered by Kuaiyin during repeated sweeps. When he discovered that these magical Chinese restaurants were basically left with many steaming rice soup called "porridge" every day, he and Scott's stomach bags were saved.
The two of them chewed the cold pizza miserably, trying to fantasize about the fragrance of the room when it was just released. In this imagination, their desire for a microwave oven reached its peak.
After not looking at the phone for a night, Pitro lit up the phone screen. He glanced over and almost choked by the pizza: "!"
"What's wrong?" Scott asked.
“…”
Pitro stared at the screen of his phone, silently swallowed the pizza in his mouth, and lifted the phone up.
“The director of the teaching is following me.”
He said in a heartbreaking tone.
"..." Scott looked at the screen "Lania Kea became your follower" and patted Pitro on the shoulder sympathetically. "It seems that the Director of the Teaching Office really likes the restaurant you recommend. Sadness."
Now that things have come to this point, Lania Kea's attention cannot be removed. Pitro can only accept the facts and mutter to open his homepage: "I'll delete all my selfies now... but there should be a follower."
"Who?" Scott asked.
"I told her my Twitter name at the pizza shop."
"Is she beautiful?" Scott was energetic.
"Beautiful?" Pitro thought for a while, "I haven't noticed it."
Scott: "…"
Ah, I forgot that Pitro is immune to feminine charm, and he never thought women were beautiful except Wanda.
Even Black Widow.
After thinking it through, Scott's interest dropped drastically and continued to focus on pizza: "Did she clearly say she will pay attention to you?"
Pitro: "…"
It seems that I only said "I understand"...
He refreshed the news in disappointment, thinking that if it weren't for Rania or the director of the teaching, she probably had no intention of exchanging Twitter.
Dynamic refresh, Rania Keya's Twitter appeared in the first post.
·4h
The best birthday gift.
[Watch the video]
Comment 2.3k
Pitro: "…"
Wait, did he read it wrong?
This number???
...
Who was the first to see this video and repost it? Tony doesn't plan to delve into it.
All he knows is that when Jarvis reminded him to monitor data fluctuations, @Laniakai already had dozens of followers, and the latest "likes" number under Twitter is approaching a thousand.
Tony: "…"
Well, at least those who can receive pushes now... people no longer have to worry about the likes being exposed.
——Lania Keya successfully transformed the lighthouse into a ball light of the disco ball, pulling everyone to have fun together, colorful lights flashed around, and the entire storm-torn sea was disturbed by him.
He stared at the numbers that were still beating, and his eyes twitched slightly.
It seems that all the things involving Rania Kaia are constantly going on, and every situation will strangely slide into an uncontrollable abyss soon after the start. If you face these, you will be emotionally broken soon.
Tony felt that Rania Kea was like a psychopath who could not understand the brain circuit in normal ways. You held your breath and were ready, but the other party put on Darth Vader's mask and rode on a motorcycle and shouted "bra.vo" and rumbled your face with exhaust gas... You are a normal person and you have to be unhappy.
OK, let him see what happened to this video first.
Tony took a deep breath and clicked on the video.
——And then he met Loki, who had a blank forehead in the picture and looked confused.
...
...
...
"Sir, not all physiological impulses should be suppressed, such as laughing."
"I didn't." Tony cleared his throat and tried hard to make his expression a little serious, but the corner of his mouth that was twitching was completely exposed, "But it's so dark."
"I believe this video is real and I have not observed any traces of synthesis."
"Really? Oh my God, how did he do it? I want to invite him to have a drink. This is such a genius hahaha-"
He smiled and suddenly couldn't laugh.
It seems that a long time ago, Rania Kaia posted a tweet.
“…”
Iron Man watched the video again, and inexplicably felt a trembling urge.
So, this should not be "staying up late often will aggravate hair loss."
It shouldn't be Rania Kaia who deliberately tried to prove this sentence...
...
Avengers Base.
"……puff."
Natasha couldn't help but laugh and turned her eyes away and handed her phone back to Wanda - the beautiful girl was already bursting into tears.
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!" Patton was so laughed that he couldn't get up on the sofa. "I wanted to do this for a long time, but unfortunately Thor was not here."
"Thor wouldn't be happy to see this," Steve said.
But there was a smile on his face.
Even if he didn't consider that the person in the picture was Rocky, his expression... was so funny that even Wanda, who had never experienced the New York War and Rocky, laughed out loud, let alone the others.
And this familiar and confused expression...it's still so funny to see it again.
On this day, the Avengers discovered for the first time that Asgard's evil god was actually quite talented in comedy.
...
Xavier Talented Youth School.
"There are so many people who have transferred to the professor, we should allow us to transfer!"
"Great, our dean is going to be popular."
"Hahaha, this expression is really interesting!"
Building on Loki's pain, the young mutant people gathered together again after fried chicken, and were so happy that they alarmed the professor who was brainwashed by the countless Loki's faces in their brains... This ancient castle is full of joyful air.
...
Along the invisible network covering the whole world, data packets spread rapidly through topological structures, and countless hands clicked on the terminal to push videos, because the strange and handsome man laughed out loud with a blank expression on his face.
To be continued...