Chapter Two Hundred and Fifty Nine: Spear-Spearing Ceremony
"Lao San, why do you want to put such a small dagger on the gun? If you really need to fight hand-to-hand, can you use a sword?"
Seeing that Wang Bing had a bird gun with a ruler length and a dagger attached to the gun barrel in his hand, Qi Panzong couldn't help but asked with a puzzled look on his face.
Indeed, compared to the Qi Dao, which has a total length of more than five feet, even with the dagger, which Wang Bing calls a bayonet, the blunderbuss is only about four feet long.
As the saying goes, one inch is longer and one inch is stronger. Compared with the mature Qi Dao, this blunderbuss with a temporary bayonet is bound to lose if it really wants to face Qi Dao in hand-to-hand combat.
"It's not for the sake of looking good!"
As soon as he finished speaking, there were several crisp sounds of 'pah pah pah', and he saw that the bird gun that was originally held upright on the right side of Wang Bing's body was struck forward by him cleanly.
"Lao San, what are you doing?"
Seeing Wang Bing's clean three-stage spear splitting action, Qi Panzong, Li Zunzu and other generals of the Yulin Guard all looked at Wang Bing as if they were a fool.
"A bunch of ignorant bumpkins! Don't you think it looks very powerful and murderous when a blunderbuss is fired like this?"
Seeing the confused expressions of these bumpkins, Wang Bing couldn't help showing a look of contempt!
"Hahahaha, Third Brother, where is the power in this? He is also murderous, why didn't we see it?"
Faced with Wang Bing's contemptuous expression, everyone couldn't help bursting into laughter.
"Tell me you are ignorant country bumpkins. If you still don't believe me, watch out!"
Ignoring the ridicule of these bumpkins, Wang Bing picked up the gun again and began to walk in unison with the common steps of the Habayashi Guards.
"Goose-step!"
Suddenly, with Wang Bing shouting loudly, the pace that was originally walking in unison changed instantly. The kicking calf suddenly straightened, and then after lifting the sole of the foot about a foot, he kicked it heavily with the sole of the foot.
Buttoned it down.
At the same time, the gun held by him on the right side of his body also made a few snapping sounds, and then was violently split from his waist...
"How about it, don't you think it's powerful enough or murderous enough now? If not, then think about the scene of hundreds or thousands of people slashing out in one order at the same time, hehe!"
After practicing a set of three-stage spear-splitting movements that were used during military parades in later generations, Wang Bing couldn't help but smile confidently.
"There are hundreds of thousands of people, and they are all uniform? How is that possible?"
Similar to what Wang Bing said about hundreds of thousands of people shooting guns in unison at the same time, the faces of these bumpkin finally no longer looked like they were joking and teasing before, but became gradually more excited.
But when Wang Bing said that hundreds of thousands of people should perform uniform movements, everyone simply couldn't believe it.
"Haha, why is it impossible? I think back then...forget it, haven't you heard that with a lot of effort, an iron pestle can be ground into a needle?"
Thinking of the mighty and domineering National Day military parade in another time and space, Wang Bing, who also had several years of military camp life experience in his previous life, couldn't help but smile with confidence.
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"Brother Qi, I'm not asking you to straighten your legs before kicking out. I'm asking you to straighten your legs from the top of your feet to your calves while kicking out!"
"Lao Li, use the sole of your foot to buckle. Do you know what a 'button' is? I'm not asking you to hit it with your heel..."
"And you, Zhang Weixian, are on the same side, don't you know?"
However, when Wang Bing started teaching these guys to goose-step, he finally understood why in another time and space, the military parade of the soldiers had been imitated, but could never be surpassed.
However, for the upcoming opening ceremony and for the bragging rights he boasted in front of the little fat man, Wang Bing could only patiently teach these generals of the Yulin Guards at this time, no matter how speechless he was.
There is no way, there are more than 10,000 people in the Yulin Guard, and Wang Bing cannot teach them one by one. Therefore, he first teaches Qi Panzong, Li Zunzu and other generals of the Yulin Guard, and then lets them teach each other.
valid reason.
But fortunately, they had the foundation of marching in formation. After getting over the initial awkwardness, these bumpkins quickly mastered the essentials of goose-stepping and spear-splitting. The rest was just proficiency and cooperation.
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"Bah, bah, bah, bah..."
Looking at the soldiers of the Yulin Guards who were practicing goose-stepping and spear-splitting on the vast concrete playground in front of him, Wang Bing always felt as if something was missing.
"Stop! Lift your feet up!"
After observing for a while, Wang Bing suddenly stopped a group of training sergeants.
"Sure enough, I said something is wrong! Li Chengming, replace all their combat shoes with combat boots!"
After figuring out what felt wrong, Wang Bing directly gave Li Chengming an order to change boots for the entire army.
"Lao San, this...isn't this appropriate?"
Hearing Wang Bing's request to replace ordinary sergeants with combat boots, Li Chengming suddenly felt a little embarrassed.
You know, in the Ming Dynasty, there were clear regulations on who could wear what kind of shoes. Ordinary soldiers could only wear combat shoes, which were shallow-cut shoes. However, combat boots could only be worn by generals and colonels, even ordinary small shoes.
Officers can only wear soft boots!
"It's okay, isn't it just a pair of combat boots? The army led by His Majesty cannot wear a pair of combat boots? Go ahead and do what I do. If anything happens, I'll be responsible for it!"
Wang Bing didn't take Li Chengming's reminder to heart at all. Anyway, the Yulin Guards are the army led by Little Fatty, so why do they have to abide by the rules of other armies?
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"Kakakaka..."
Sure enough, a few days later, after changing into combat boots, the goose-stepping sound no longer had the dull, dull "bang-bang" sound it had before.
"Listen, let alone watch, just listen to the footsteps. No army in the Ming Dynasty can compare with our Yulin Guards!"
Looking at the Yulin Guards sergeants who had all changed into combat boots, Wang Bing couldn't help but feel embarrassed.
"Lao San, let the sergeant wear combat boots, and you just wait for someone to impeach you!"
Seeing Wang Bing's embarrassed look, Li Chengming joked with some distress.
You know, in order to get these combat boots from the Ministry of War that could only be worn by generals and colonels, Li Chengming spent a lot of effort, let alone spent a lot of money.
"Hey, love it! Have you forgotten that I don't have any duties now, hehehehe!"
Hearing Li Chengming's teasing, Wang Bing couldn't help but smile evilly.
"Third brother, you tricked me!"
Hearing what Wang Bing said, Li Chengming remembered that Wang Bing had resigned from the position of deputy general of Yulinwei a long time ago.
"Fortunately, you are still His Majesty's cousin and the Queen Mother's nephew, so what are you afraid of? Don't worry, now the Yulin Guard is only led by His Majesty's 'General'. If those people want to impeach, it won't be your turn. First,
Just let His Majesty bear it, hahahaha!"
Chapter completed!