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Chapter 001 Mr. Luden, it's time to hit the road(1/2)

"Mr. Ludden, it's time to hit the road."

The person outside the door was very humble, with respect in his voice.

After all, the man in front of him has countless legendary titles:

The richest man in the Kingdom of Qiyun, the liberator of slaves, the founder of the new law, the father of alternating current, the spokesperson of the abyss demon, the nemesis of the goblins, the Goblin Slayer...

anyone,

As long as you can get one of these titles, it will be enough to leave a mark in history!

And these,

It is just a small contribution that Mr. Ludden made to the world in his life.

Walking out of the cramped passage, dim lights passed by the corner of the eyes, the air at the exit was slightly sweet, and the midday sun made people couldn't help but squint their eyes.

"Praise the air, my favorite free thing."

Luden stood in front of the iron gate, with the sun shining on his shoulders, giving him a touch of sanctity.

He has black hair, black eyes, yellow skin, clear eyes, and pretty features. He is well dressed, his shirt is neat, and there are no wrinkles visible.

There is no one who comes out of this place who is more classy than Ludden.

"Mr. Ludden, please come this way."

The leader led Luden to a carriage.

"Standing, convertible, I like it."

Luden said casually as he stepped onto the carriage,

"The commemorative model of the first year of the new law, ex-factory price of 560 gold coins, three-year warranty, the 16th King once rode in this carriage!"

The driver driving the car said sincerely,

"Mr. Ludden, you have really good vision."

What a good person,

The groom sighed inwardly.

After Mr. Ludden got into the carriage and made sure he was standing firmly, the coachman stepped forward and gave him a gentle whip.

"drive!"

The carriage started to move slowly.

Mr. Luden once said famously:

You should be smart and unrestrained. If you encounter any troubles, take a car and go for a drive.

Luden is taking a ride now.

There were crowds of people standing on both sides of the road, all looking at Luden on the carriage.

The crowd was silent and looked at Luden silently.

A child pointed at the back of the carriage and asked,

"Mom, who is that?"

"It's Mr. Ludden. He provides jobs for mom and dad, and provides you with the opportunity to study. Thanks to Mr. Ludden, we can afford to buy black bread every day..."

The female textile worker picked up her daughter with four fingers, sighed and said regretfully,

"What a good man. What a pity."

Luden passed by a guillotine, and the groom thought he should say something.

The groom said,

"This is where His Majesty the King got off the bus."

He often talks about this matter with others, which is the best conversation starter.

Although there is no king anymore,

But as a coachman, he was able to have such contact with the king, which was a blessing that he had cultivated for several lifetimes.

but,

This was before today.

After waiting for today, the coachman's greatest blessing is that he once gave Mr. Luden a ride.

After the coachman's words came out of his mouth, he felt that something was out of place.

Mr. Luden didn't care.

"I have always felt that the guillotine is such a waste."

Luden looked at the guillotine with dark blood stains and said seriously,

"A high-quality guillotine has a service life of more than a hundred years. This is a huge waste! How can it not break down?!"

In Mr. Luden's opinion, the guillotine would be best made disposable.

Luden became more and more energetic as he talked, his eyes glowed with a strange light, and he said enthusiastically,

“Qiyun Kingdom beheads no more than ten people, hangs a hundred people, and executes no more than a thousand people every year.

These methods of death are too cheap for them!

To decapitate, you only need to raise and lower the guillotine, and add at most one sack, which can only create one job!

The same goes for hangings. Oh my god, they reuse the same rope. Do you know how much wealth this means?

I once calculated that if every person who was hanged paid for himself a rope, thirty-six jobs could be created out of thin air, a full thirty-six jobs, and just black bread would cost him every day.

Can sell 36 more pounds..."

After hearing Mr. Luden's words, the coachman simply slowed down and let Mr. Luden speak for a while.

Mr. Luden always likes to say some strange things:

Things like 'the efficiency of slavery is too low and must be abolished', 'first there will be cheap enough ale, and then there will be cheap dwarf craftsmen' and so on.

these words,

The coachman didn't quite understand,

But Mr. Luden has a magical power, and you can feel an indescribable affinity when you stay with him.

Everyone who knows him will say sincerely,

"Mr. Luden, you are such a good man."

Even if you slow down,

The music will also be played to the finale.

The carriage stopped in the square,

The coachman said respectfully,

"Mr. Ludden, we are here."

Luden glanced at the tall wooden frame, shook his head helplessly, and said in disgust,

"There is no technical content at all."

Walking up the wooden platform gracefully, Luden finally met an acquaintance.

"Father Puji, long time no see."

The priest smiled awkwardly and said hello to Ludden.

"Mr. Ludden, your condition is better than I thought."

Luden even had the leisure to urge the other party,

"Let's get started quickly,"

Looking at the priest, Luden raised his head, eyes firm, and said seriously,

"I am a staunch atheist and I have no intention of talking to nothingness."

Embarrassment appeared on the priest's face again,

"But... they have something to say to you."

As he spoke, the priest stepped aside, and the square behind him was crowded with people, like thousands of ants gathered together.

They saw Luden.

A dwarf stood up and complained,

"My brother died last week, and it was all caused by your damn alcohol!"

Obviously, people can agree that drinking alcohol is harmful to health.

The angry dwarf was furious and drank a large gulp of ale.
To be continued...
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