Chapter 517 Three-legged toad (4)
"The invincible toad is a super invincible toad?" Su Xueer muttered.
"The girl's baby, I'm called the super invincible toad, not the invincible toad, I'm so stupid!" said the toad.
"You toad, dare to say that I am stupid! Do you believe me or not? I will crush you with my chest?" Su Xueer was furious when she saw a toad living under someone else's roof.
"Come on, come on, do you have any milk to drink?"
The toad flashed its big eyes and looked at Su Xueer's chest, and his saliva was about to flow down.
"I'm not here. You toad want to eat swan meat!" Su Xueer covered her breasts and said in a wary way.
"So you are a goose! That's also goose milk, not meat!" said Lai Hata.
“…”
Everyone watched Su Xueer and the toad bickered, and the corners of their mouths twitched slightly, but thinking about it, didn’t Su Xueer often bicker with Xiao Brown before?
"Uh, that super invincible one, the name is too long, let's change it!" Yang Jie interrupted.
"Uh, then you're super invincible toad!" said the toad.
"Switch again!"
"Invincible toad?"
"Switch again!"
"No, I will not be happy if I reduce it. Invincible must be added, otherwise how can I highlight the uniqueness of the deity and ordinary toads!" The toad shook his head repeatedly.
"You are a cripple, and you are still different from others!" Su Xueer curled her lips.
"I'm not lame! I'm a three-legged toad, born to be lame. Oh, I'm born to be only three-legged!"
"Oh, I'm born disabled, so pitiful." Su Xueer said seriously.
"...I won't have any experience with the big cow!"
"You are a big cow, your whole family is a big cow!"
"I'm not a big cow, I'm a toad!"
"..." Su Xueer was silent.
"Uh, it often calls itself the original deity, just call it Xiaozun?" Su Bing'er looked at Xiaopang, then looked at the toad, and said with an idea.
"Ah, Xiao Zun? I still prefer to call the super invincible toad." The toad said dissatisfiedly.
"If you are asked to be Xiao Zun, Xiao Zun, I will give you a little talk to you and send you back to ancient times!" Yang Jie threatened.
"Uh, Xiao Zun, Xiao Zun, I won't go back..."
The toad doesn't want to go back. Although the Red-Eyed Demon Python is dead now, other monsters have coveted it for a long time. If they go back, they may become a supplement for other ferocious beasts.
Yang Jie shook his head. In a sense, this toad spirit and Xiao Zhuan were quite similar.
"Okay, I'm so sleepy. I'll go back to bed first. I'll go to work tomorrow!" Su Bing'er yawned and said, "We've left you a meal, you can go and eat!"
Yang Jie nodded slightly, and the other girls also returned to their rooms one after another. They had been sleepy for a long time, but Yang Jie had never come back, so he couldn't sleep and waited silently.
Yang Jie found something for Xiao Pang and Feng Huang and Hei Huang, then turned to Xiao Zun and said, "What are you eating? Are you mosquitoes?"
"Uh, I don't eat mosquitoes. I want to eat meat, a lot of meat!" Xiao Zun said.
This little master?
Yang Jie was stunned. This toad just returned to his original position, and now he is worthy of a small position? Could it be that he learned it from Xiao Zhun?
There was a lot of meat at home. After all, Fenghuang and Heihuang had a lot of appetite. They immediately took out a piece of meat from the refrigerator and handed it to each other.
"Brother Yang, can it be cooked? I think it will be better if cooked!" Xiaozun said.
"There are so many things!" Yang Jie shook his right hand, and a ball of flame arose, and the meat was cooked directly. Only then did the little thing start to eat with relish.
Yang Jie ate something casually before returning to his house.
After what happened last night, Su Binger was afraid of making any mistakes, so she pulled Su Xueer to her room, which made Yang Jie feel relieved and a little regretful.
Su Xueer is sleeping with the beautiful president now, so it is obviously inappropriate to sneak into the beautiful president's room in the middle of the night.
Yang Jie sighed helplessly, thinking that he would promise to take Ye Zhiqing to buy a house tomorrow, but he didn't stay up late and went to bed directly.
The next morning, a messy sound came from the downstairs early in the morning.
Yang Jie rubbed his sparse sleepy eyes and then got up. He saw Su Xueer, the little girl, running around with a kitchen knife, shouting: "Toad, I've chopped you!"
"Wow, Brother Yang, help me!" Xiao Zun ran around and shouted.
"So what's wrong?" Yang Jie looked at Xiaozun and Su Xueer who had already started to squeeze early in the morning. He couldn't help but look at the other women curiously and asked.
"Xiao Zun ate the chocolate hidden by Xue'er." Su Binger said.
"..." Yang Jie was speechless. This little master was really good. He caused such a mess as soon as he came.
"Dong!"
A loud bang came from the kitchen.
Yang Jie and several girls looked at each other and entered the kitchen one after another, but only Su Xueer's figure appeared. He couldn't help but say curiously: "Where is Xiao Zun?"
"I threw it into the freezer. I must freeze it into an ice sculpture today!" Su Xueer said, grinding her tiger's teeth.
"Stop making trouble, isn't it just a piece of chocolate? Don't frostbite it!" Su Binger said immediately because she was worried that Xiao Zun would be injured.
"It's so cool, so comfortable, so comfortable!" At this time, Xiao Zun's voice came from the freezer.
Su Xueer had heard her sister and planned to let Xiaozun go, but she didn't expect that the other party would say it was comfortable and she had a temper. She immediately turned the freezer to the coldest and said, "It's cool, right? I'm going to make you cooler!"
"It's cool, can it be cooler!" Xiaozun said.
"You just want to be stubborn. Let's see how you beg for mercy with me later!" Su Xueer said viciously when she saw Xiao Zun's stubbornness.
"Xue'er, you can't hurt Xiaozun! When I discovered it, the cave it was in was colder than this freezer, and it could also control the water to turn into an ice cone. This guy should be very adaptable to the cold." Yang Jie reminded.
"Brother Yang is smart. Our three-legged toad is also known as the thousand-year-old ice and fire toad. The colder the place, the more comfortable we are!" Xiaozun said.
"Really?" Su Xueer asked skeptically.
Yang Jie nodded helplessly.
Su Xueer then opened the freezer and saw Xiao Zun lying inside, yawning, looking very comfortable.
Seeing Su Xueer open the freezer, Xiao Zun waved and said, "Big cow, close it quickly, the air conditioner is running away!"
"Stop making trouble, come out quickly!"
Yang Jie was speechless. Could this little master still want to stay in it? This freezer is used for food. What's the matter with a toad inside?
"Okay, I will listen to Brother Yang for the time being!"
Xiao Zun dared to be proud of Su Xueer, but he did not dare to be proud of Yang Jie. If Yang Jie was angry and threw it back to ancient times, it would become the food for other ferocious beasts again.
"Hmph, don't show off, you are not afraid of the cold, then I will boil you with boiling water!" Su Xueer said.
"Big cow, are you stupid? Since we are called the Thousand Years of Ice and Fire Toad, we are naturally not afraid of ice and fire!" Xiaozun said.
"real?"
"You can try it. If I want to frown, I am not a male toad!"
"Just try it!"
"This is what you said!" Su Xueer put a pot of boiled water in front of Xiao Zun. Before she could speak, Xiao Zun jumped down with a thud.
All the girls were stunned and looked down. They saw Xiao Zun actually swim in his breaststroke. He did not forget to wave to Yang Jie and said, "Brother Yang, do you want to swim together?"
Yang Jie was too lazy to pay attention to it.
Su Xueer believed this time, and this little master is indeed invincible, and she really has no choice but to deal with the other party...
Thinking of this, Su Xueer had an idea and issued an order to the Fenghuang and the Black Emperor, "Black Emperor, Fenghuang, beautify it for me!"
The Feng Emperor and the Black Emperor raised their heads, yawned, and continued to sleep, and even if they were not birds, Su Xueer.
"Hahaha, you're stupid, big cow, our beast tribe has a deep affection, how could he listen to you?" Xiao Zun said.
"Beat this toad, tonight's dinner will be high-end Australian steak!" Su Xueer said again.
"Big cow, don't bother. Our ferocious beasts are very dignified... Oh my god..."
After Xiaozun said this, he saw the Fenghuang and the Black Emperor pounce on it, looking at it, as if he was looking at the high-end Australian steak.
Chapter completed!