Chapter 81: The Four Dimensions of the Country
4. Don't be happy or not
Two days before the monument was erected, Bistable State represents the Bank Enterprise Network Group and sent a couplet to Baishishan Warning Ling. The first couplet: Warning Ling, the Shi Mingjing, the second couplet: Reflecting on the future of the mirror, Banner: The Right Road.
Bo Ai University spent some time in the arrangement of the stele-revealing ceremony. On the morning before the stele, the color of cloth on the stone tablet became a question to be considered. For this matter, President Qian called his three good brothers to his office. He sat on the sand and said to the three people: "I asked you to come today to discuss what color of cloth on the stone tablet is the best?" Wang Youcai sat there and said foolishly: "Red cloth is used for weddings in rural areas, and black cloth is used for funerals. Look at this kind of thing that is not happy or depressed, who knows what cloth should be used for this kind of thing that is not happy or depressed?"
Wen Jinyong said: "You said it was a funeral? It was an attempted suicide, but this matter could not be considered a funeral. Then --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Wu Likong continued: "Doesn't it mean to say this in vain? If you want me to say this, you have to start with the sort of colors."
Principal Qian rushed to say: "That starts with the sorting of red, yellow, blue, white and black."
Wu Likong said again: "Remove red and black, and there are only yellow, blue and white colors left in the middle."
Principal Qian made a decision and said: "I want me to say that in the future, all things in the world that are neither happy nor depressed will be used in three-color cloth."
Wen Jinyong came inspiration and said, "A celebrity said that the wedding and funeral were held on the same day. The person who served could only be happy with one eye and tears. Then what expressions should the people at the monument unveiling ceremony hold when facing such a thing that is neither happy nor sad?"
Principal Qian was anxious and stood up and walked and said, "I am the protagonist of the monument opening ceremony. That day, I am a very difficult actor to be like, as an actor?"
Wen Jinyong stood up and walked over and reached out to pat Principal Qian on the shoulder and said with a smile: "Then you have to practice in front of the mirror."
Principal Qian said angrily: "How to practice? Teach me." Principal Qian opened the conversation of the three people.
Wu Likong and Wang Youcai also stood up and walked over. Teacher Wu said first, "Principal Qian, let's go to the dressing mirror, you will perform the three of us as directors and guide you to perform a expression and image that is neither happy nor depressed."
Principal Qian said, "Is this appropriate?" The three of them pulled him and pulled him to the office dressing mirror.
Principal Qian was wearing a suit and combed his head into the airplane head, and stood opposite the dressing mirror with black leather shoes. The three of them started to direct. Wen Jinyong said: "When speaking, you must open one eye wide; when the other eye is closed."
Wu Likong asked: "Why do you need to open your eyes and close your eyes?" Wen Jinyong said: "Close your eyes tightly to prevent tears, and open your eyes wide to indicate the solemnity and seriousness of your eyes."
Principal Qian said: "According to you, I am not alone." Wen Jinyong followed and said: "Don't you keep turning your eyes open or closed your eyes!"
Principal Qian said again: "How should we proceed below?"
Wang Youcai said: "During the Cultural Revolution, when a person dies, he wears a black armband. Then, if he is not happy or depressed, he should also wear yellow, blue and white three-color armbands."
President Qian said: "What he said makes sense. On the day when the monument was revealed, our Bo Ai University should prepare three-color armbands before warning the mausoleum." Here we will wait and see how President Qian will practice the dressing mirror on that day.
Boai University has made a reputation for doing good deeds to repay the loan for naked girls, and President Qian has also become a good celebrity on the Internet. The day when the monument is revealed is naturally well-known in the global village.
Baishishan was also crowded on this day, and various media came to the warning monument with long spears and short cannons. On the warning monument archway, a couplet was hung on the warning monument, which read: The first couplet is a warning monument warning mirror; the second couplet is a reflection on the future of the mirror; the above banner is the main road. There is a small mound on the south side of the road, which is five hundred meters above the road. There is a stone tablet on the small monument covered with three-color cloth.
Those who participated in the stele-revealing ceremony brought a yellow, blue and white three-color armband, and people stood on the hillside outside the warning gate. The stele-revealing ceremony was very special. At the beginning, Principal Qian stood alone in front of the stele and talked about the talk show. He was combed with the nose of the plane, wearing a suit and three-color armband on his sleeve, and wearing black leather shoes. He said at the beginning: "Today is the day for the warning stele-revealing monument. In the past, the plaque-revealing ceremony was mostly fired in three salutes. Today we did something that was neither happy nor depressed, so we could not use a salute to listen to my order. I will fire the gun and announce the start."
Chapter completed!