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Chapter 963(1/2)

Since playing in Micro Time and Space, Ye Shuo began to like to comment and interact with girls. However, due to his straightforward personality and typical "straight male emotional intelligence", a series of scenes of failure have been triggered.

For example--

Series 1.

Helianfeng wants to lose weight: don’t lose 20 pounds and don’t change his name!!

Ye Shuo: Then you may not be able to change your name.

Helianfeng wants to lose weight:...

Helianfeng wants to lose weight: Ye Shuo! Tell me honestly! Do you think I am fat now?

Ye Shuo: Fat.

Helianfeng wants to lose weight:…………………

Helianfeng wants to lose weight:...I don't love [Cookie Knife] [Cookie Knife]

Some boys will never understand what the "honest answer" that girls want to hear is.

Series 2.

*Yan Xuemeng sweety*: I tried the legendary photo editing software for the first time and felt beautiful! [Cute] [Cute]

Yan Junlin: You are beautiful every day, beautiful to my heart. Good morning, the girl favored by God [heart]

Yan Yueque: [covering your eyes] I still escaped first at this large-scale dog food show [she burst into tears]

__cold Feng Boliang°: Good sister, what color does this lipstick mean? It looks really good!

*Yan Xuemeng sweety*: [Shy][Shy] Brother Junlin, don’t make fun of me, I’ll be embarrassed...

*Yan Xuemeng sweety*: If you hate [beat], you will bully me! Go and find a girlfriend, so that you can eat dog food until you are full!

*Yan Xuemeng sweety*: It is the Starry Sky Love Word Series, Round Tube #036 Rose Bean Paste Color~ Next time we go shopping, buy it together! [Dear]

However, when Ye Shuo appeared in the comment section, the following style became like this-

Ye Shuo: Why do you feel different from usual? A bit strange photo?

*Yan Xuemeng sweety*: Because I used photo editing... I can cover up the flaws on my face and become beautiful. But after reading your comments, I suddenly became a little suspicious of myself...

*Yan Xuemeng sweety*: Are the photos really not good looking... [poor]

Ye Shuo: Yes, it’s very strange.

Ye Shuo: Why do you need to edit pictures? This is not you anymore. Don’t you look pretty good in normal times?

Yang Qingxin: Brother Ye, you can’t do this... After the girl took the photo, of course she had to praise her a few words!

Ye Shuo: Is that true?

Some boys will never understand the girls' persistence in applying makeup and photo editing.

Series 3.

After finally learning a story about "You can only praise girls' selfies", Ye Shuo learned and applied it, and immediately devoted himself to the experiment.

Gu Mingxi: Commemorate the first time to play in Micro Time and Space!

Ye Shuo: It looks good!

Gu Mingxi: Thank you [cute]

Ye Shuo: This photo is much better than you, have you edited the picture?

Gu Mingxi:...

Ye Shuo: But your photo editing skills are better than Xue Meng. She practices a bit strangely, at least you can recognize that it is you.

*Yan Xuemeng sweety*:???

*Yan Xuemeng sweety*: What's the situation... Why did you see me appear...[Little entanglement]

Shen Antong baby: Are you like you? [Smile in a squint]

*Yan Xuemeng sweety*:[Crying][Crying]

Some boys will never understand how to correctly evaluate a girl’s selfie.

Series 4.

Nangong Feier: Women, you must also pamper yourself as the dean! Finally, I bought all the colors of this series and told myself that I am still very young!

Yu Ruoheng yrh: Dean Nangong has always been a beautiful girl! [Dear]

Nangong Feier: Our Ruoheng’s mouth is getting sweeter and sweeter! Sister Fei is not in vain to love you!

Ye Shuo: Aren’t these all red? Why do you have to buy so many?

Nangong Feier:[Smile]

Nangong Feier: Rich and willful.

Ye Shuo: Oh, [grin] It turns out to be willful! [like]

Nangong Feier:[Smile]

Some boys will never understand what is the difference between lipsticks of different colors.

And, what does girls reply with [smile] expression mean?

Series 5.

Xiaomei and Xiaomei: It’s another sunny day! It’s so boring to be bored at home. Is anyone willing to go out with Xiaomei?

Ye Shuo: Don’t always think about playing, take good care of Yuyan!

Xiaomei Xiaomei: Well!

Some boys will never understand that it is a disaster to pick up the pot without opening it.

Series 6.

Chen Antong baby: Today's little fairy, yay yay yay yay yay yay yo ~

Ye Shuo: Why are your makeup so thick? It doesn’t feel serious anymore! And it is said that if you use too much cosmetics, you won’t be good for your skin, so don’t melt it anymore.

Chen Antong baby: Is it related to you? What makeup do I put on affect your flirting with girls? Stay wherever you are cool!

Perhaps because she has been in the live broadcast room for a long time, she is becoming more and more cruel when she is criticizing people. Ye Shuo is not sure, so he can only explain in a hurry.

Ye Shuo: No, I am doing this for your own good! [Puffing my lips]

Li Yue 1314: Oh, thank you, Tongtong, our family is now beautiful like a little fairy! My soul is about to be hooked away by you hahahaha! [Laugh] [Laugh]

Ye Shuo: Look, I am not the only one who says that someone calls you a little fairy, please change it quickly! [Pity]

Chen Antong baby: My big baby, come and have a kiss~

Chen Antong baby: You are the little fairy! Your whole family is a little fairy!

Some boys will never understand that one word he accidentally stepped on many thunder points for girls.

Series 7.

Daying cute: It’s a happy lunch time again~ Food is a great joy in life!

Yi Qingli: Only beautiful scenery and food cannot be disappointed! [Laughing]

Daying cute: [Cheers][Cheers]

Ye Shuo: Do ​​you eat so much by yourself?

Ye Shuo: Didn’t you say you wanted to lose weight before? How can you lose weight like this?

Daying cute: oh oh oh... I'm unhappy! Senior Brother Gucheng, someone here bullies me! [Crying]

Some boys will never understand... They don't understand too much.

Since then, these girls who have been "scaught" have given Ye Shuo a nickname: "Straight Man in Steel".

...

Ye Shuo was full of people, but there were also some people who were born social experts, and talking to them seemed like a pleasure.

On this day, the entire micro-time and space are like a festival. That's because the owner of the Heavenly Palace, who is high above the nine heavens and has always been praised by gods and worshipped by everyone, is finally going to be a guest in the live broadcast room for the first time.

In the past, he was like a layer of fog. Although he was powerful and respectful, not many people had seen his true appearance. And this time, even the civilians could worship God at close range!

On the hot search list, the news of this interview was dominated by the news early. You can imagine what kind of sensation will cause after the interview begins.

Ye Shuo also waited in the live broadcast room. He looked down on those internet celebrities, but the owner of the Heavenly Palace... no matter what, he still wanted to see it.

As netizens around the world called for a long time, after the screen swayed, a clear picture finally appeared.

In the spacious and luxurious Heavenly Palace, the owner of the Heavenly Palace was wearing a red robe, leaning lazily on a rotating sofa. On the glass table next to it, there was a glass of good red wine. The undulating whirlpool swayed a intoxicating rose red.

He looked very relaxed and relaxed. However, the female host sitting opposite him looked obviously at a loss when facing such a top figure for the first time.

At the same time, the comment section of the live broadcast room exploded instantly.

One by one, the barrage kept rushing upwards, mixing with the tips for giving gifts, it was like a shocking tsunami. Many people didn't have time to see their comments or other people's news, but everyone took action to join this world-class carnival.
To be continued...
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