Chapter 002 Beauty Mayor
"Damn it! Why didn't you say it earlier!"
The bald man said angrily. When the venting intent became stronger and stronger, he couldn't help but stand up, but he didn't dare to stand up. He had to stick out his butt and resist the almost squirting physiological impulse with his tight butt!
But even though his face turned into a monkey butt, he still couldn't stop the urge to flow down three thousand feet.
"If you want to pull it, pull it out. Don't hold it back. Be careful that you will suffocate your body. Maybe the shit will spurt out of your mouth." Song Che smiled narrowly.
"You...I understand, you guy is deliberately obsessing me!"
The bald man was immediately furious, and he realized that he had been fooled. He pointed at Song Che and Lin Ruonan and cursed: "You are in the same group as this bitch!"
"I kindly help you clean your intestines. Why are you still not clean?" Song Che sneered: "It seems that the shit really poured into your mouth."
"You! Ah!"
It seemed that the word shit had a physiological stimulation effect. The bald man's lower abdomen was buzzing even more violently. He couldn't hold it anymore. He could only cover his butt while squatting down, jumping out of his position in a hurry.
As soon as he jumped out, a crisp sound came from his butt.
"Puff!"
"Puchi!"
Seeing the bald man's funny embarrassment, Lin Ruonan swept away the haze in his heart and couldn't help but cover his mouth and chuckled.
Even the passenger doors that were originally watching the fun burst into laughter.
The bald man glared at Song Che hatefully and gritted his teeth and said, "You are cruel... Oh! No more!"
Before he could finish his words, Song Che suddenly whistled, which stimulated the bald man's physiological impulse to almost blow up. With a heat flow, the lower body was poured out, and the butt of his pants was also dyed with a layer of shit yellow...
"Haha, look, the man in the bare body is shitting!"
"Really, my butt is all yellow!"
"Hey! It's so disgusting!"
...
When the passengers around saw that the bald man had incontinence on the spot, they immediately talked about it and laughed at him.
What's more, I took out my cell phone to take pictures.
The bald man was almost distraught at this moment and could not help but be laughed at. He could only cover his buttocks with one hand and his face with the other, running towards the toilet in disgrace.
Song Che shook his head and smiled, then said to Lin Ruonan who was still stunned: "Hey, are you still sitting in this position?"
Lin Ruonan came to his senses and looked at Song Che who made way out of the aisle where he finally realized that Song Che was deliberately teaching him a lesson.
After suddenly realizing it, Lin Ruonan gradually let go of her prejudice against Song Che, and then she became a little fond of her. Without thinking too much, she nodded and stretched out her cold face and said, "Thank you."
"It's just a matter of raising your hands." Song Che smiled slightly.
Then, Lin Ruonan put the heavy suitcase on the luggage rack. Although it was very difficult, she did not ask others for help, which shows how independent and self-reliant she is.
After Lin Ruonan sat in the seat, he couldn't help asking, "Are you really a doctor?"
"Don't it look like it?" Song Che asked back.
"I just didn't expect that there would be such medical skills. Your move just now was Chinese medicine, right?"
Lin Ruonan remembered that Song Che had just concluded the intestinal diseases of the Bashu Man by just observing, and his eyes showed a sense of exclamation.
After all, in the general public's impression, traditional Chinese medicine still has a bit of mystery, but Lin Ruonan really did not expect that traditional Chinese medicine has such a magical side.
"It is considered to be in the category of traditional Chinese medicine. It is nothing more than stimulating the acupuncture points corresponding to the intestines to accelerate the excretion of filth in the human body. It is actually similar to applying the anus to the anus and stimulating the intestinal wall." Song Che tried his best to explain it easily.
"Uh...you don't need to say so in detail."
When Lin Ruonan heard the words "anus" and excretion, he felt a little nauseous when he remembered the man's butt just now.
Perhaps it was because of Song Che's courage, or perhaps it was because of curiosity of his magical medical skills, so that Lin Ruonan, who had always been aloof, took the initiative to chat with the opposite sex for the first time in his life: "But you are really amazing, you can diagnose the disease without even using instruments, especially the method of pressing acupoints, which I have never heard of."
"I have learned some superficial skills from the older generation, which is not worth mentioning."
Song Che casually said, but his eyes showed a little sadness and sadness.
Lin Ruonan thought that Song Che was humble and his impression improved a lot.
"By the way, I almost forgot to introduce myself. My name is Lin Ruonan, where are you?"
"Song Che, Song of the Song Dynasty, clear Che."
"Then I'll call you Xiao Song, you can also call me Sister Lin."
"Okay, Miss Lin." Song Che showed his white teeth and said with a smile.
"..." Lin Ruonan's mouth twitched slightly, and she felt depressed again.
She didn't know whether this kid was pretending to be confused or was really confused. She just called herself "Sister Lin" so reluctant!
After all, she is also a state cadre who is in charge of more than 100,000 people!
"It seems that you are not very old. You should have just graduated soon?" Lin Ruonan asked with dissatisfied thoughts.
In fact, she was also inaccurate about Song Che's age.
Looking at Song Che's fair and delicate appearance, no matter how you look, you should be a student in his twenties.
However, with Song Che's superb medical skills, it is unlikely that he would not have had many years of experience in his career.
"Yes, I just graduated this year."
Song Che replied.
In fact, he has been graduating from a regular undergraduate degree for several years, and with his amazing IQ and talent, as well as several skip grades, he has just turned 23 years old and has finished studying for a master's and doctoral degree in traditional Chinese medicine in advance. He can be said to be a veritable top academic genius!
At present, he has been hired as a resident of the Department of Traditional Chinese Medicine by Yunzhou People's Hospital.
However, everyone has never lived for life, so there is no need for him to explain the details too thoroughly.
"So you are really a graduate." Lin Ruonan smiled complacently. Although his pretty face was still cold, he finally had a little more straightforward and energetic that a woman should have.
After all, when Lin Ruonan learned that Song Che was just a fresh college student, he inevitably gained some sense of superiority in his identity in his subconscious, and his mentality became much more relaxed: "The next stop of this bus, that is, the terminal station is Yunzhou City. Are you looking for a job in Yunzhou City?"
Seeing that Lin Ruonan misunderstood him, Song Che was too lazy to explain more, so he replied casually: "Yes, I'll go to work in Yunzhou People's Hospital."
Lin Ruonan thought Song Che was just going to the hospital to be an intern, so he smiled and said, "Come on, I work in a government agency, and this time I went to the Municipal Party School to study. Since everyone is in Yunzhou City next, when they settle down, I will treat you to dinner and express my gratitude as it is today."
As he said that, Lin Ruonan took out his cell phone, opened WeChat, and signaled to exchange contact information.
"I don't have WeChat." Song Che shook his head.
Lin Ruonan was stunned, and was surprised and confused.
Nowadays, even many elderly people have WeChat, but those who are as young as Song Che don’t have WeChat?!
"Isn't this guy not going to leave the contact information?"
Lin Ruonan took it for granted, and after hesitating for a moment, she took out a business card and handed it over, saying, "Then you can call my number."
Song Che took the business card and glanced at it briefly, only to find that the strong woman was actually the mayor of a town.
Of course, he was just a little surprised that such a young woman could serve as the mayor. He didn't think much about it and said lightly: "Okay, I'll send a text message later."
Lin Ruonan thought that after Song Che knew his identity, he would definitely show a look of surprise, and instead took the initiative to get close to him. No matter how bad it was, he should have left each other's mobile phone numbers on the spot.
As a result, seeing his understatement reaction, Lin Ruonan felt unspeakable and depressed again.
I am a mayor and a beautiful woman. I take the initiative to give my business card, so you have to express your feelings!
This guy is too ignorant of a cadre!
Moreover, after seeing Song Che stuffing his business card into his pocket, he didn't want to talk to him again, Lin Ruonan felt that his enthusiasm was extinguished by cold water, and believed that this guy had no intention of contacting him anymore.
Since entering the officialdom, Lin Ruonan has been determined to put away the delicate and artificiality of women and face the care of countless covetous people. She has always faced it with a cold and frosty attitude, one for self-protection, and the other for the public that she can also make a career by relying on her own abilities without relying on her beauty!
But people are often contradictory.
Especially Lin Ruonan is still a strong woman who is in her youth and is very confident in her appearance.
She had seen many gazes of men trying to please her. Although they carefully concealed the dirty thoughts in their hearts, they would always reveal a hint of lustful eyes.
Seeing Song Che's eyes clear and calm, without any slightest sign of ill-behavior, Lin Ruonan was inevitably worried about gains and losses.
"Am I so unworthy of your special attempt?"
Lin Ruonan thought resentfully, but woke up his almost idiot idea and hurriedly curbed his imagination.
"Forget it, I am an official at least. What's the point of being serious about a young man? We are just passing by customers who meet by chance."
Lin Ruonan smiled helplessly and simply stopped talking. While enjoying the scenery outside the window, he also considered his visit to the Municipal Party School for further study.
There was nothing to say about the next journey, and Song Che and Lin Ruonan each thought about their thoughts and did not talk anymore.
Poor Mayor Lin felt extremely depressed because a man did not harass her for the first time in his life.
Fortunately, when she got off the bus, Song Che took the initiative to help her get her luggage, which gave her a little relief in her depressed mood.
Even when she got into the taxi, she really received a text message from Song Che on her phone, and she felt flattered in an instant.
However, after waking up, Lin Ruonan was so depressed again.
When did I fall into this field?
Watching Lin Ruonan leave in a taxi, Song Che also attracted a taxi and took it.
"Go to the People's Hospital."
"Follow up!"
Chapter completed!