Chapter 84 The PE teacher's trick: get sick! I will
Life returns to its previous trajectory, Su Xin, Little Loli, and Hao Jiafu return to their former life.
During the day, the little loli stayed at home like a salted fish. Hao Jiafu returned to the dentistry of his obstetrics and gynecology hospital, and Su Xin continued his previous career in finding a job.
In the evening, the three continued to punish evil and eliminate evil.
Life is living day by day; life is getting better day by day.
...
"What degree did you graduate?"
In a private school in southern Anhui City, a handsome teacher with glasses on his face looked at Su Xin and asked.
“Bachelor’s degree, 985!”
Su Xin said confidently.
"985? Well, it's okay!"
The teacher picked up Su Xin's resume, read it after reading it, nodded with satisfaction.
“Do you have a teacher qualification certificate?”
The teacher looked at Su Xin and asked casually.
"No!"
Su Xin said honestly.
"I am very strong, good at Xingyiquan, can fight and run, and can get sick if necessary!"
Su Xin quickly expressed his advantages, "My physique is born for a physical education teacher! Principal, how about it? Should I think about it carefully?!"
The principal looked at Su Xin with a look of surprise. After a while, he stood up and walked to Su Xin's side, and then circled around Su Xin.
"Are you from the Guwu clan?"
The principal asked with a frown.
"No, but my boyfriend is!"
Su Xin didn't know what the principal sold in his gourd, so he answered very decisively.
"Oh~~ Not bad!"
The principal nodded, and he looked at Su Xin quietly. He pondered for a moment, then nodded again.
"In this way, the probation period is three months, the salary is 1,000 yuan per month, and the probation period is 80% of the time. The five insurances and one fund are paid according to the city standards. You can report to the teaching office!"
The principal said, and waved directly to Su Xin.
Su Xin looked at the principal's actions and hurried out of the principal's room.
From childhood to adulthood, Su Xin never thought that he would become a teacher one day, let alone that he would become a glorious physical education teacher!
After walking out of the principal's office, Su Xin felt a sense of unreality in the fog.
Of course, this reminds me of being a physical education teacher, which is not something Su Xin wanted to do temporarily.
The origin of the story starts three days ago:
After dinner three days ago, I found a job for a week, but I couldn't find Su Xin, who was suitable for her job, and was complaining to Hao Jiafu in a regular manner.
Hao Jiafu moved at the moment and remembered that a private school opened by a friend of his real recruitment of teachers.
In fact, there are many private schools in southern Anhui, especially private schools that are together with primary schools and kindergartens, which are almost as numerous as cows.
Moreover, even so, most of the parents of students in southern Anhui City are having headaches for their children's reading problems.
His friend, the school has been well run in recent years, and is planning to expand the school recently, but is missing teachers.
Su Xin thought about it and seemed that being a teacher was good, so he hit it off with Hao Jiafu and obtained the qualification to recommend it internally!
And made an appointment with each other for an interview.
At first, Su Xin went to an interview to be a Chinese teacher.
As a result, during the interview, someone asked her questions about a famous modern essay.
In fact, this is really not Su Xin, just appreciating an essay, what a big deal?
But the other party just said an appreciation of "Six Weeks Bridge" and emphasized that Su Xin should use his own thinking to understand.
Su Xin reacted quickly and said a long passage about the bridge. She thought to herself, "Anyway, she talked about the bridge, and all the contents of the bridge are the contents of the bridge. Even if she can't say the key points, she can still touch some core points if she talks too much! As a result, this time, this blow was so shocked that several teachers who listened to the lecture were stunned. Finally, with the gentle reminder of a kind person, Su Xin realized that Liuzhou Bridge was actually a human being!
Su Xin's face turned red with shame and immediately concluded that he could not do this as a Chinese teacher.
The three hundred years of cultural differences are really a generation gap!
If the Chinese teacher doesn’t work, then you can teach the children math.
Su Xin confidently challenged the position of elementary school mathematics teacher.
In Su Xin's opinion, how difficult it is to be in elementary school mathematics? Isn't it just a four-step operation? At most, it can be calculated by decimal fractions, square cubic meters, area and volume, and so on, and it is still difficult to reach the sky?
As a result, the first question in the interview was about the definition of the Fibonacci sequence!
Su Xin looked at the title, hey, a little confused!
Let’s look at the second question and write down any proof process about the Goldbach conjecture.
Ah, Su Xin almost overturned the table.
I just interviewed for a primary school mathematics. As for this? Can I still play together?
Faced with such difficulties, Su Xin resolutely chose to hand in the blank paper to express his protest.
Then, there is nothing...
Su Xin wanted to walk quietly on the campus for the interview.
She casually walked to a second-grade primary school teacher, and then she heard a teacher in the classroom talking about Schrödinger's cat. She still understood a little bit. Isn't it just a 50% life and death, a quantum probability problem! As she listened, she suddenly felt that she couldn't understand what was being said.
Su Xin carefully moved to the door, and then she saw a student closest to her, holding a book called "Quantum Lecture Notes" in her hand. It turned out that Schrödinger's cat just now was just a little review!
Su Xin sighed, it seems that she really can't teach her second grade or above.
After thinking about it, Su Xin walked towards the kindergarten area for safety reasons.
Su Xin casually walked to the front of a class in a kindergarten area.
She looked up and looked, OK, small class!
Su Xin nodded with satisfaction, but she didn't believe it anymore. Can she be a college student who graduated from a prestigious university? Can't even teach a small kindergarten class?
Su Xin quietly walked to the class and looked carefully at the class.
A kindergarten teacher kept fiddling with a group of strange instruments.
A group of strange symbols are constantly displayed on the blackboard.
Of course, this is not necessarily a symbol, let’s just say it’s a symbol!
After a long time, the teacher stopped the operation. The children were cheering and cheering!
"Okay, everyone is quiet! Students, now you know what the wave-particle duality is! Light is both waves and particles!"
The kindergarten teacher said in her gentle voice.
Su Xin's eyes widened in an instant. She really wanted to say loudly, "Teacher, I don't know what the wave-particle duality is." Is it really appropriate for you to teach this in kindergarten?"
What made Su Xin even more shocked was that she actually saw the whole class taking notes with pens seriously.
Su Xin felt that his views were a little subverted.
Are you really a kindergarten kid? You can’t be the Tianshan Tonglao rejuvenated!
Shouldn’t the kindergarten children ask the teacher to help pee and wipe their noses?
Is it really good that you are so precocious?
Su Xin felt an unprecedented sense of frustration.
Leave get out of class
rest
Attend class
Su Xin sat quietly, just like this frustrated.
After a while, she was about to leave this sad place, but suddenly she heard a familiar voice from the class beside her:
"Students, your physical education teacher is sick today. Let's do math in this class..."
Su Xin seemed to see the dawn.
The physical education teacher’s trick: I’m sick! I can! Su Xin was immediately happy~~~
Chapter completed!