The three people, with solemn expressions, serious eyes, and a low and firm voice.

Wang Wei: "After this solemn ceremony, we must meet each other honestly."

Zhao Yu: "Hmph, it seems that from now on, there will be no secret between us."

Li Meiqi: "Even if I regret it, it's too late. After this ceremony, even I can only speak the truth."

"Hu." Wang Wei took a deep breath: "Are you ready?"

Zhao Yu nodded and said nervously: "Accurate... ready."

"Wait...wait..." Li Meiqi suddenly felt like she was retreating.

"Hey! I have already agreed just now, it's too late to regret it now!" Wang Wei said loudly.

"But……."

"Don't worry!" Zhao Yu gritted his teeth: "One, two, three...start!"

Three people, three little fingers hooked together, and said in unison: "Hook up and hang it, for a hundred years, no change is allowed. Whoever wants to lie will lie will keep the door!"

Li Meiqi angrily shook the hands of the two people, her face lengthened and her teeth became sharp: "What's this fucking thing?"

Liu Meiqi complained angrily: "You two are broken!? How can this make people tell the truth??"

Wang Wei looked at Li Meiqi in shock: "Do you still have the nerve to lie after you pull it off!?"

"That's it!" Zhao Yu echoed Wang Wei: "I'm going to tell the truth, Lagou is a very serious situation!"

Li Meiqi lit another cigarette angrily: "Okay, who will start with that?"

Wang Wei volunteered: "I'll come first!"

"You all know that my name is Wang Wei." Wang Wei pouted his lips coolly, and spit out a puff of cigarettes. The smoke column sprayed upwards, making his handsome face look foggy, and there was a little more mystery in the haze.

He stared at Zhao Yu and began to talk about his own things seriously: "I broke through the sea of ​​fire, skied blindfolds, crossed Mount Everest. I used a defibrillator for myself, put glass fragments in my eyes and pretended to be glass flowers, and I jumped from a skyscraper - using only a raincoat as a parachute, and broke my legs when I landed; I swallowed a pair of micro chips and pulled them out like shit and assembled a computer; my right hand was once torn off, and I used my left hand to pick it up; in a dangerous and extremely dangerous secret operation, I pretended to be Obama to attend the U.S. Congress, which looked very convincing; I was also immune to 179 poisons because I drank them all at once. When I acted alone, in order to prevent exposure to participate in the poison drinking competition, the rich people paid for us and the poison. I was the one who could drink the most, and then I died for 5 minutes and came back to life."

Wang Wei finally stared at Zhao Yu: "I have confidence that I can become your assistant, work with you to punish evil and eliminate evil, rob the rich and help the poor, uphold justice, and leave a name in history. So you'd better start teaching me how to fly now. The trick is in your cloak, right? You can fly with it, right?"

Wang Wei finally raised his little finger: "I swear I'm saying all the truth."

Zhao Yu and Li Meiqi watched him for more than a minute.

Zhao Yu shook his head: "It's my turn."

Zhao Yu exhaled: "I have been an ancient martial artist since I was a child, and I don't have a master, because I learned without a teacher. There is a special mysterious power in my body that can make me become a superhuman being, but at the beginning I could not control this power, so after I lost control of the control, I killed everyone around me, including a bicycle repairer. He is very good. He doesn't have any money to repair a bicycle for my father every time, unless my father replaced both wheels and chains with brand new, and I killed this good man, without any sense of consciousness and no memory at all. Since then, I began to hate myself, so

I stayed away from the city and went to the distant mountains to live alone. I fought with tigers, wrestled arm with bears, swim with poisonous snakes, and scrambled food with wolves. Finally I met a dragon. You heard it right. It was a real dragon. It spoke people's words and took away the seven beads I collected, and then told me that I had to go back to the city because there was a goddess in the city who needed my help. I had to save her. I had to marry her when necessary and have seven children with her. My seven children would have seven different abilities, including those who can spit fire, those who can spit water, and those who can hide... But the premise is that the woman must believe me."

Zhao Yu looked at Li Meiqi and raised his little finger seriously: "I swear, what I said is true."

Wang Wei and Li Meiqi looked at Zhao Yu together for more than five minutes.

Li Meiqi sighed, "It's my turn. I'll just say..."

Li Meiqi took out her pistol: "Fuck I have been swearing since I was a child that I would use the gun in my hand to kill all the guys who brag in front of me. Even if they saved me or were stabbed by Mitsubishi, they would not be ruthless. But I have never heard of hooking my fingers to tell the truth, so if someone talks nonsense in front of me, I promise to shoot all the bullets in this pistol into their prostate."

Li Meiqi looked at the two people who were already shocked: "Now, what do you want to say?"

Zhao Yu looked at Wang Wei, Wang Wei looked at Zhao Yu, and the two of them smiled and said, "We are having fun with you."

"Give me a little serious." Li Meiqi shouted angrily, then said hurriedly and seriously: "I was almost killed just now, and I was also carrying you, a dying guy, to avoid the note with this security guard who came to me for no reason, and made my underwear stained with blood. Now the police are collecting evidence at my house. I will face the police's interrogation tomorrow. I have no idea what to say to them and how to say it. Just tell you that, I have no sense of humor and cannot stand the provocation of others. You better not challenge my patience, otherwise what I just said is not bragging, but about the future."

Zhao Yu comforted Li Meiqi: "Okay, okay, relax a little, things will always be solved."

At this moment, Zhao Yu's phone rang.

When Zhao Yu saw the number, he hung up immediately, but the number was being typing, and kept typing. Zhao Yu had no choice but to turn off the phone.

But within a few dozen seconds, the phone actually turned on automatically, and the phone called again.

Li Meiqi looked serious, like a god looking at a mortal, and she looked like she had no expression, but this expression had already explained everything.

Zhao Yu gritted his teeth and answered the phone: "Hello, the phone number you called has been turned off, and your phone number will be sent to the other party's mobile phone. Sorry, you..."
Chapter completed!