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508. Mud Monkey

At the gate of the city, a horse covered in scattered bodies was escorted by two grooms, one tall and one short. Both of them were stubborn men, but one of them was surprisingly thin and his face was surprisingly pale.

Stop! The city gate guard immediately stopped the two strange-looking people: you two look very strange.

Official, okay, we are from Luoyang. There is a horse here. It infected the leper. If it drags it down, it will die. But the problem is that there is no herb we are looking for in the county town. Now we can only send it to Luoyang. Li Huguo shook his head and said with a sad look on his face.

What happened to this person? How could he be so short and thin? The city gate guard said.

Li Yuguo looked around and then said carefully: Sir, lepers can be infected. This is my brother, and he is covered with lepers. Do you want to thrust? When you squeeze it, pus will spit out.

My dear mother! Get out of here! The city guard cursed, and took several steps back disgustingly, while the other people also made way for Li Hugo.

There was a civil servant holding a portrait in his hand, but after seeing the Red Rabbit covered in tumors, he screamed in panic: Oh, how could you guard the gate let them in? If this is infected, can you afford it? Remember, if someone infected Ma Laizi next time, he will immediately stop outside the city gate and prevent them from coming in!

Yes! Several of them became more careful when they checked, and suddenly they saw a young couple showing their love in the distance. They were so sad that they looked sour.

My husband! I hate you, you are so bad, hit you with a little hammer!

Well, beating, beating, beating, beating is kissing, scolding is love, and kicking the young man deep into the heart, but his face changed quickly. Oh, who kicked me?

I! Chengwei was worried that there was no place to get angry, and said angrily: If you love, kick it with your feet. I will let you love you, let you love! Oh my, these two people are very good, dogs and women! Show your love, I know that I am in a bad mood today and show my love, I know that I am single, I can’t find a woman, you show your love! Xiuxiu, show you buying skins! Oh my!

The city guard served a thick phlegm, and the newlywed couple was imprisoned before they could react.

The city guards were so happy to see: show their love and die quickly! Come and check it carefully. Once a young man and woman show their love and kiss me, then arrest me! The person coming must be a criminal couple. If the prisoner is caught, I will invite you to have a good meal!

OK!

So, Yongning has been completely in trouble these days, because the men and women who show their love have been arrested, paraded in the streets and beaten up at worst, and wailed everywhere for a while, and countless couples broke up.

As the saying goes, husband and wife are birds in the same forest, and they fly by themselves when the disaster comes. Before these couples get married, they fly faster.

Of course, the red rabbit is flying, and the grass is flying.

Li Hugo took off the ragged clothes on his body, and the armor was still on it. He laughed: Finally came out!

Hugo, you put these little by little on my face, what are these things! Diao Chan said while taking off the things on her face.

At this time, on the back of the Red Rabbit, it ran very fast and the wind was strong, blowing Diao Chan's hair like waves, one wave higher than the other, so beautiful that people can't take their eyes away, as if the one in front of them was not a woman, not a beauty, but a goddess, the goddess in the wind.

Li Hugo was a little trance, but he soon recovered. He said: This is rice flower, apply a little dough paste and then it can stick to your face!

As he said that, Li Hugo took a grain of rice flower from Diao Chan's mouth with his fingers and put it into his mouth: Um, it's fragrant and licking, and it's crispy!

But Diao Chan was shocked by Li Hugo's actions again, and just stared at Li Hugo blankly. Li Hugo said in confusion: Don't you pick it off? In fact, you can eat it. This thing is clean and fragrant. It's just that after being stained with a long time, there is a little more slight scent of rouge.

Eat you, a big-headed ghost! Diao Chan insulted instinctively pushed Li Huguo with her hands, but at this moment the Red Rabbit horse was jumping, and almost both of them fell off the Red Rabbit.

Next to it was a new field, drowning inside and not yet planted rice seedlings. At this time, the two of them fell into mud and water. It was not an ordinary embarrassment. The Red Rabbit Horse shook her head on the shore, and suddenly her eyes were attracted by a plantain. She ignored her master and went to eat it.

Li Hugo looked at Diao Chan, Diao Chan looked at Li Hugo, and the two of them looked at each other as if they were rolling in mud and water, and suddenly laughed at the same time.

You look like a toad! Li Hugo pointed at Diao Chan and smiled.

Diao Chan grabbed a handful of mud, threw it at Li Huguo, and immediately hit Li Huguo's forehead. Li Huguo's laughter came to an abrupt end.

But Li Hugo's stiff expression made Diao Chan laugh: Hahaha, you are like a chicken falling into a ditch!

The two of them were playing in the mud for a while before they got ashore, but now they wanted to get on the horse, Chitu looked at the two of them with contempt. Diao Chan exclaimed: Rabbit is despising you!

I despise you! Li Hugo said, like a mud monkey!

I am a monkey, then you are also a monkey, a stinky Hugo! Diao Chan said, I tried a lot to put those fake scammers on the Red Rabbit before, and the Red Rabbit loves cleaning. I think it is better than this. There is a small river nearby. How about we go and wash it?

Li Hugo felt that the decision was correct, so he said: Yes, I'll catch a fish by the way, I'll make grilled fish for you!

OK OK OK! Diao Chan cheered like a little doll.

When the two of them arrived by the river, they saw several fishermen fishing. Li Hugo and Diao Chan stood together, both of them were handsome young men and beautiful women, so the elderly around them pointed at them.

Of course this is a friendly guide.

Look at this young man who looks very young, but he really wants to touch his tendon! An old lady said.

But at this time Diao Chan was like a tigress protecting her cubs, stopping them all at once. She said seriously: You, you can't touch them, only I can touch them!

As she said that, she looked back at Li Hugo.

Li Huguo smiled slightly and looked at Diao Chan, but she didn't say much, just said: The wives are joking, let's give you a slight sensation.

Hurry up, we will go up after washing! Li Hugo said again.

But just after Li Hugo took off the hairpin, a woman suddenly came from a distance. The woman said: Brother, where did you come from this hairpin?
Chapter completed!
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