Lin Yu seriously suspected that although he was a cultivator, he was probably the only one in the universe who had to strengthen his equipment to improve his strength.

I don't know if that bastard made this setting.

Dingdong!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh--

"Who secretly modified the probability of strengthening? There is no human nature at all. Strengthening forty times has not been successful once?"

Lin Yu stood up and took a sip of the wine. To be honest, even if a person with a good mentality had experienced forty-one failures in a short few minutes, you can imagine what kind of mood he felt.

Only nine chances left.

If I can't get up, I will climb to the highest mountain in the King's City and jump down.

After a brief moment of silence, Lin Yu stretched out his trembling hand toward the two virtual reinforcement points.

With the golden streaming light flashing, it is another exciting moment.

Dingdong!

Damn! Again...failed!failed!

Dingdong!

Dingdong!

Dingdong Dingdong...

"Grass!"

"Do you really want me to die? I have strengthened it for fifty times, fifty times! You actually failed me!"

"Brother Lin Yu, everyone is waiting for you to go to class."

Hu Zi's voice came from behind. Lin Yu stood up to calm his emotions before walking over. His face was gloomy all the way and he kept drinking muffled wine.

After a while, Hu Zi followed him to a brick house of 70 to 80 square meters. There were already thirty or forty students. There were a tattered wooden table on the podium with some textbooks on it.

When Lin Yu just walked to the podium, the warm cheers sounded instantly. Lin Yu looked up and looked down, and found that it was not just children in the classroom, but also some middle-aged men and some women in their twenties and thirties.

One of the men with glasses sat in front, almost just next to the podium. He was the only teacher in the school before, named Zhang Linze. He had to take four courses by himself. Now that Lin Yu has come, he has shared some burden for him.

Lin Yu picked up a textbook called "Common Theory Knowledge" and read it a few times, then threw it on the table. The only content in this book was the content. He had become familiar with it hundreds of years ago. It was nothing more than talking about being a person and dealing with the world. The first page of the textbook was a huge word for tolerance.

Lin Yu just smiled faintly about this word, because there was no such word in his dictionary.

The so-called uncle can tolerate it, but the aunt can’t.

Although the people in the audience smelled a lot of alcohol, no one dared to speak, and they all lowered their heads as if they were saying:

He is drunk, can he still teach?

"Do you know why women like to eat cucumbers?"

Suddenly, Lin Yu staggered and sat on the chair on the podium, and asked casually.

Instantly.

There was an uproar under the podium.

"Master God is drunk and talking nonsense."

"I bet he's drunk, how can he teach us if he's like this?"

"But by the way, why do you women like to eat cucumbers?"

......

They didn't seem to have expected Lin Yu to ask such a question. The children below were all fighting, while most women blushed in an instant, lowering their heads and whispering to each other.

They seriously suspected that Lin Yu was not here to attend class, but to cause trouble.

Finally, a girl wearing glasses stood up: "Because cucumbers have the function of clearing heat and detoxifying, whether they are fried or stuffy, their effects are unique to other vegetables."

Regarding the girl's answer, the people below said that this was indeed the correct answer. At this time, an uncle stood up: "I think cucumbers can solve physiological problems, just like I am a man, and occasionally I will use it on myself..."

"Cough cough." Lin Yu couldn't help coughing. He was originally confused, but suddenly became energetic and slapped the table, "How could you have such a need?"

Everyone around looked at the man with disbelief. Who would have thought that such a burly and tough man would use cucumbers on him?

This is a question worth pondering.

"What's your name?" Lin Yu asked lightly.

"My name is Xu Jingyu." The man said strongly.

Lin Yu staggered to the man, bent down and whispered: "Old Xu, do you want your wife? If you want it, I'll send it to you."

Xu Jingyu screamed in horror. He didn't expect that the great god would have such a dirty idea.

But, he likes it!

So he nodded quickly. In such a world, some people think that as long as there is someone who is willing to accompany you for a lifetime, both men and women, it is acceptable.

In fact, most people who come to class to study are not about studying, but hope to find the right half here.

Although it is already a crisis in the end of the world, there is actually a gap between the rich and the poor, so the comparison between them is naturally arising.

Today, the class time passed quickly, and it was soon five o'clock in the evening.

Lin Yu kept sleeping on the podium, but no one dared to move around. The students were chatting down there lively. After a while, Lin Yu woke up with a yawn. Since he failed to strengthen equipment in the morning, he has been depressed for a day.

"It's time for the teacher to finish class." At this time, a boy reminded him.

Lin Yu turned his head and glanced outside the door. The sunset was dazzling, but when he thought of today, he couldn't be happy and slapped the table, "Start evening self-study!"

Just as this was said, everyone below almost fainted.

They had been sitting all day, and they hadn't eaten yet, and they didn't even drink a sip of water.

At this time, someone stood up and expressed dissatisfaction. "God, although I think you are doing well in class, everyone has been sitting all day and has not eaten anything, so their bodies can't stand it."

Lin Yu stood up and moved his muscles and bones, then stood up with his hands behind his back, and glanced at the people below, several of whom were sleeping.

"The ones who sleep will not be allowed to attend classes in the future. You have been fired."

The people woke up immediately. They didn't expect that they were fired after just a nap. Even Zhang Linze didn't expect that Lin Yu would fire those students so decisively.

You should know that even if you are powerful, you just sit there all day and don’t do anything, it would be strange if you are not sleepy.

But Lin Yu's words were undoubtedly said. He walked to the students with an extremely serious expression. Those students were just twelve or thirteen years old, and were so scared by Lin Yu that he rolled out of the classroom.

Then Lin Yu walked into the corner again, where three girls were discussing something in a low voice, and Lin Yu suddenly patted their shoulders.

"God, we didn't sleep." A girl in a yellow T-shirt turned her head and said lightly.

"You didn't sleep, but you ignored classroom discipline and were fired. You were no longer used to count here in the future." Lin Yu said casually.
Chapter completed!