Hot springs in the pool, ice and snow outside the pool, experience the two heavens of ice and fire in the country of crocodile.

Yu Yue and Xiao Youyou soaked their bodies in the hot springs, with smoke and water everywhere, and white snow around them. From time to time, a few snowflakes fell in the sky, which were both comfortable and pleasing to the eye.

Xiaoyouyou opened her small hands to grab the snowflakes. The snowflakes melted as soon as they got. She blinked her big eyes and looked at her little palm with curious expressions.

Yu Yue took the opportunity to share with her the three forms of liquid transformation.

Along the way, it is rare to have a leisure time. One of the two beloved women is already in his arms. Let’s relax first, and then there will be countless fierce battles and dangers. Then, I will continue to go on the road and find another beloved woman.

In the hot spring, Chen Wulong felt happy, as if he was in heaven, with four beauties surrounding him, which was simply amazing.

The girls lightly raise their arms and fingers to lift water or smile, which is enough to make people feel excited.

"It's boring to soak in dry, otherwise everyone will tell a story or joke." Lu Ping'er suggested.

"Oh, this one can be found." Chen Wulong raised his hand to agree.

"Who will come first?" Lu Ping'er asked.

Seven people, look at me, look at you.

Lu Ping'er said: "Since I don't take the initiative, then I'll come first if I suggest."

No one else can do anything about it.

Lu Ping'er coughed lightly and began to tell: "I believe everyone has heard of the story of digging a wall to borrow light when they were young. In fact, the real situation is this. There is a man named Kuang Heng in the Han Dynasty. His family is very poor. He has to work during the day and can only study at night, but he can't afford candles. When it gets dark, he can't study.

"But he was eager to study, and he found that his neighbor would light a candle at night to illuminate the house, so he quietly dug a small hole in the wall. Later, his studies were completely abandoned..."

Everyone was stunned for three seconds after hearing this.

I immediately understood that this was a connotation joke.

Chen Wulong's expression was weird and seemed a little uncomfortable. Think about it, the beauty in wet swimsuit told you in person, how can she control her?

Jiang Rou blinked her big eyes and asked, "Ah, what does it mean? Do you all understand?"

Others laughed without saying a word.

Then, Chen Wulong told a bad joke: "Xiao Ming said to his father, Dad, I'm so cold. Dad said, it's not cold if you stand in the corner. Xiao Ming didn't understand, so he asked, why? Dad said, because the corner is 90 degrees!

"Uh...isn't it funny? OK, Lin will tell you one."

Yekaterina told a ghost story that is not scary: "A new college girl is very hardworking. One night, after she finished her studies, she felt very tired. She looked at her watch. It was already past eleven o'clock, so she wanted to take the shortcut back to the dormitory.

"The path passes through Acacia Lake. I heard that this lake is dead every year. The girl was frightened when she walked. Suddenly she felt someone patting her shoulder, turning around, and seeing a pale woman.

"The woman said, 'Sister, I don't have feet.'

"The girl doesn't feel like she looks down and she really has no feet!

"The girl was so scared that she ran away, but the strange woman followed her all the way and kept saying in her ears: 'I don't have feet...I don't have feet...I'm so miserable...'

"The girl felt very annoyed and happened to be near the dormitory again, so she turned around and shouted to the female ghost: 'I'm even more miserable, I don't have any breasts!'"

After listening, everyone couldn't help but look at Ekaterina's breasts. Yes, and it was "very good"!

It was Ran Muchen's turn. Ran Muchen thought about it and told his boss an embarrassing story: "That's right, my boss Zhao Yicheng and his wife Ximu went to visit the art exhibition together. When they were facing a naked-body beauty painting that covered her private parts with only a few leaves, the boss immediately stared at the painting with a look at it, staying for a long time and refused to leave.

"Xi Mu grabbed the boss's ear and shouted: 'Hey, are you planning to stand until autumn and wait for the leaves to fall?'"

Lu Ping'er smiled and asked, "Oh, Boss Zhao is afraid of his wife?"

Ran Muchen said: "Of course, our boss has always said that there is only one pavilion master in Baiqi Pavilion, that is Ximu!"

The girls exclaimed: "This is such a good husband!"

Chen Wulong said dissatisfiedly: "Isn't such values ​​a distorted value?"

He was attacked by many women and asked whether Chen Wulong liked Caterina or not, and whether he wanted to marry Caterina as his wife?

Yekaterina waved her hands repeatedly and said, "I'm not a tigress, I don't need him to be afraid of me..."

Lu Ping'er still refused to give in: "Your Highness Princess, you can't do this. If he is not afraid of you, he will bully you. It will be difficult to be happy after marriage. Such a man is unbearable!"

Chen Wulong could only ask Yu Yue for help: "Mr. Yu, you are also a man, you are saying something!"

Lu Ping'er looked at Yu Yue and thought to herself that this man is an exception...

Yu Yue said: "There was once a martial arts master who could be called a 'grandfather' who said something - there is no man in this world who is afraid of his wife, only a man who respects his wife."

The girls applauded, this was well said!

Chen Wulong could only follow the steps, okay, that's it.

Anyway, there will never be a situation of unilateral victory in the conflict between men and women.

To Jiang Rou.

Jiang Rou said: "What you talk about is too large, so I'll talk about it for everyone in the age of young."

So she told a series of fairy tales "Talking to the Stars" that she had seen in kindergarten:

The night is so quiet...

Xiao Zhuoyao slept on his small bed, looked at the starry sky outside the window, and spoke to Xingxing: "Do you know what the little sparrow is doing?"

The stars blinked their eyes in a naughty way.

"Hey, are you asleep?"

Who is speaking?

Small watering looks around.

"It's me!"

"Little sparrow!"

"I'll take you to play!"

It turned out that Xingxing told the little sparrow what he said just now, so the little sparrow flew over to invite the watering.

"It's too late." Druming shook his head.

The little sparrow flew away in disappointment.

Xiao Zhujiu got into the quilt, but couldn't sleep. She asked, "Who can come to talk to me?"

After a while, a shadow appeared by the window.

It was the little mouse Mimi who was holding a thick book and sitting on the windowsill.

"Good evening, Mimi!"

"hello!"

"Do you like to see the stars, too?"

"I like it so much!" said Mimi, the little mouse, to Jaya, "The stars live in the Milky Way, the solar system, and galaxies that we don't know."

"Mimi, you are so smart!"

"A little prince lives on the stars far and far away. His planet has two active volcanoes, and he can watch the sunset 4 times a day."

"How did you know?"

"This is written in a book." Mimi, who loves reading, said this.

Jaya really wants to know what the name of the book Mimi, the little mouse, is reading.

She was thinking, can the little prince hear the voice in his heart in the vast starry sky?

Little yellow stars, pink stars, and small green stars blinked in the deep blue sky, telling Jijiu: "We can know what you think."

Xiao Jiaoya said to Mimi: "Xingxing knows what I want. Maybe I can find that little prince too."

"Of course, it will." Mimi is very sure.

Little Prince, are you cleaning the chimneys of the volcano?

Or are you talking to Rose?

The little prince stood on his planet, and he was watching the sun set.

"I seemed to hear a little girl and a mouse talking to me on the distant earth." The little prince turned his head and looked in one direction, put his hands on his lips, greeting the distant Jaya and Mimi, "Hey, how are you?"

The stars in the sky jumped happily.

Xiao Cao Cao heard the voice of the little prince in his sleep. The little prince invited her to his rose garden. The little mouse Mimi also fell asleep with his favorite book...

Jiang Rou is worthy of being a kindergarten teacher. The story is full of emotion. Xiao Youyou likes it very much. She pointed to the stars in the sky and asked her father: "Dad, can Xingxing really hear me?"

Yu Yue smiled and said, "Can you hear it."

"So, is there a little prince on the stars?"

"Dad doesn't know if there are little princes on the stars, but Dad knows that some stars have huge volcanoes, and the residents there use lava to generate electricity; some stars are full of rose-like flowers, and the residents there only eat flowers..."

Xiaoyouyou looked up at the stars in the sky, her eyes as bright as stars.

Yu Yue asked: "Do Youyou want to go to the stars to see it?"

"I want to go!"

"When we find my mother, let's go to the stars together to check it out?"

"OK!"

Everyone smiled and thought it was a kind fairy tale.

How could they know that Yu Yue had nothing to say.

Finally, it was Yu Yue's turn. Everyone looked at him expectantly, hoping that he could tell something interesting.
Chapter completed!