Chapter 2 Handsome Guy Off-Road
Wait, since he has not traveled through time, that means he is still in this modern society. Is there a god here? Let's first understand the specific abilities of this golden finger. Isn't it just a useless skill like ensuring driving safety?
If you have the male protagonist's script in hand, you can't just scrap his skills, that would be a bit too much.
"Brother, you are so powerful, what other super powers do you have?"
Xiu Bufan suddenly changed his appearance and asked with a flattering smile.
"This is the right attitude. Even if I accept you as my master, it doesn't mean that you can order me around at will. Especially when you are so weak now, I can kill you at any time and replace you with someone else."
"That is, that is."
Xiu Bufan echoed without restraint, "Recognize the owner?" Is it because he bled that the off-road vehicle recognized the owner? In this case, he should be able to control the off-road vehicle, but he doesn't seem to have the feeling of being able to control the off-road vehicle, nor is he even connected with the car.
But forget about that for now. Now in the car, of course it is the car that has the final say. Don’t try it randomly. If you get anxious and rush off the elevated road at once, it may be fine off-road, but Xiu Bufan will definitely die.
Wait until you get out of the car and then do it to him, little boy.
"That's right. There is a saying here that those who know the current affairs are heroes. When you are weak, you should be a grandson. There will always be a time when you are strong and become a master. The first few masters are the ones who think they have recognized the master.
You can do whatever you want, and you still want me to act like a cow or a horse, but I accidentally died in a car accident, which is really a pity."
You are only a grandson, and your whole family is a grandson. Xiu Bufan's eyes are gleaming fiercely. He even wants to threaten me, but I am not scared. I won't be able to kill you until I find out who you are.
"Well done, brother. Well done. By the way, brother, what other magical powers do you have? Can it make me rich? Or can it make me powerful?"
Xiu Bufan held the smelly feet hard. I didn't feel guilty anyway. If you don't kill them, I won't have a chance. Now let's take some benefits first. Speaking of this, this off-roading seems to be like in the novels I have read.
The golden fingers of others are different. Others’ golden fingers are silent and let you guess the function. Once you recognize the owner, you will get whatever you want without resistance. This little off-roader is obviously a bit arrogant. He has made it clear that he will not be allowed to do anything.
I came here because of him, pretending to be very strong, and he is a bit talkative, and he likes to show off. But brother, wait and see, when I become stronger, I will beat you to the point of calling you daddy.
Wait, the seniority seems a bit confusing.
"These are nothing. Who am I? I am tall, handsome, handsome, graceful, graceful, majestic, and peerless..."
Xiu Bufan rolled his eyes when he heard this. He was really talkative about this car. He was also a Puxin man. Oh, no, Puxin car. He praised himself for ten minutes, using dozens of idioms without any repetition. Mu.
Ma, you are a car. Can you stop and be normal? Oh, forget it is normal. A car that talks is no longer normal.
"In short, no words can describe my greatness. Thousands of words converge into my name, Handsome Boy. It is concise and to the point. It is simple and clear."
Handsome guy? Xiu Bufan almost spit out a mouthful of old blood. Are you as shameless as you? I only call you handsome guy when you are sick.
"Um, handsome boy, can you make me rich?"
…
"Brother can do anything,"
"Really? Handsome guy, give me 100 million first."
Just give it a small goal, and it shouldn’t be a big deal for an all-powerful off-roader.
"no problem!"
So simple? He agreed like this. Xiu Bufan was a little surprised. Although he spoke, he only had the mentality of teasing Cross Country. As a result, Cross Country agreed without any hesitation, which made him feel unreliable.
, the feeling of dreaming.
"Of course it's not for free. You have to do tasks. Let me see which tasks have monetary rewards."
On the off-road center console, lines of words are displayed very quickly, so fast that they can't even be seen clearly.
"With this, by the year 2500, Lin Xi will be brought to the current world. There are photos and information of Lin Xi on it. The reward: items worth tens of millions, and 10 grams of E-class cells. This reward is good, super generous.
.”
What? What the hell is a reward cell? What is an E-level? I don’t understand it at all, but it doesn’t matter. As long as you have money, travel to the future? How to travel? He can travel to the future, does he still care about your tens of millions of rewards?
, joke, just wear it until tomorrow and check the lottery results, isn’t it better than this? What are you thinking about, little cross-country?
Xiu Bufan said directly what he had to say and asked his doubts.
"Are you stupid? 10 grams of E-class cells can be measured by money? And traveling to the future requires energy, or strong strength. Without energy, there is no strength. Even if you step on the accelerator, you can't travel, right?
Do you want to say that you can’t complete this mission now? The mission is different. Once you accept the mission, there will be enough energy to support you so that you can go through it, do you understand?”
"I understand, Xiaoye."
"Call me handsome!"
"Okay Xiaoye, this is nothing to do with Xiaoye. If anything happens, just let Xiaoye know. If it's a problem, just bother Xiaoye for a while, and you'll be done with Xiaoye in a while."
Xiu Bufan, who was still worried about the house, suddenly found a way out, which made him extremely happy. This happiness also caused him to go into chatterbox mode and go off-road, making it impossible to go off-road.
Walk.
Seeing the off-road suddenly fell silent, he couldn't help but chuckle. Who doesn't know how to chatterbox? I can't cure you?
If you go to the future and bring someone back, you can get 10 million for such a simple task, which is still reliable. You can also see the future world and travel in the past and future. It is quite exciting to think about it.
"Then what are you waiting for? Let's drive through. In the future, I'm coming."
Xiu Bufan urged excitedly.
"You can't do this. The future will be very dangerous. You must at least become an F-class superhuman or a monk in the Qi training stage."
What? During the qi training period, Xiu Bufan understood. Immortal cultivator, what is an F-level superhuman? It should mean superhuman? So powerful? Are e-level cells the cells of a more advanced superhuman? What do these cells have?
Could it be possible to use it to turn yourself into a superman? Think about the superman in American blockbusters. He is also quite powerful. What kind of cells are so powerful that they can change people? Such a simple task requires so much.
For a moment, Xiu Bufan's mind was filled with questions.
"What should I do? Are there any other tasks? Going up trees to dig out bird's nests, going down to rivers to touch fish and shrimps, poking at hornet's nests, and helping an old lady cross the road are all things I'm good at. You can do any of these tasks at will."
Xiu Bufan had no choice but to express his abilities to Ono, but what he got in return was silence and alienation. He decided not to pretend anymore.
Just as he was about to continue his offensive, his cell phone rang crazily again.
Xiu Bufan quickly hung up the phone and took a selfie, noting the car accident and making an appointment next time, and sent it to the friend who rented the car. In this case, the small off-road vehicle must not be rented out anymore. This is a golden finger. Even if there is no benefit yet, but
A talking car is definitely a selling point and full of gimmicks. He imagined in an evil way that if he tied up the off-road vehicle and put it in the showroom, as soon as the off-road vehicle opened its mouth, countless red banknotes would fall into his pocket.
money, this is the real power of money.
"Did you pick up the money? You're smiling so obscenely. Hurry up and stop drooling."
Xiu Bufan's inappropriate words interrupted Xiu Bufan's lustful thoughts, and he quickly wiped his saliva. The plan for the exhibition of cross-country was just a thought for the time being. Before he has no strength, he should try his best not to be exposed. An ordinary man is not guilty, and he has a jade.
He understands the principle of guilt very well. Once exposed, he will not be able to keep off-road.
low profile.
"There are no other tasks."
Ono said impatiently.
"Handsome guy, you are so incompetent, just one task?"
"Huh, frog in the well, money is the most worthless thing. Who would care about monetary rewards? Whether they are superhumans or cultivators, what they always lack are resources. Who cares about those 18 million? You know 10 grams of e
How much are super cells worth? If it were converted into money, it wouldn’t be worth hundreds of millions.”
Forehead……
Eighteen million, why does it sound like you want to hit someone so much?
Xiu Bufan's expression at this time seemed to be as constipated as when he heard the sentence "I don't like money, I'm not interested in money at all...".
Ni Ma, don’t bring something like Versailles.
It can't be said that his vision is low, but what he lacks most at present is money. He can only become mediocre. He doesn't know what to do with the so-called E-level cells. Even if he becomes stronger, he still can't buy a house.
, it’s still reliable for several hundred million.
Hey, I finally saw some hope, but there is no hope anymore. Do we really want to go the road of exhibition cross-country? Let’s just get some money and then talk about it?
"Is there no other way? By the way, can't you travel through the future? Travel directly to tomorrow, and I'll take a look at the lottery results. Hehe..."
"It's not impossible. As long as you have enough energy, you can go to heaven if you want."
"What energy?"
"Making brother happy is energy. If you give me hundreds of millions of jokes, you can almost save enough energy to travel to tomorrow."
Um...Is this okay?
Xiu Bufan was helpless, but where did so many jokes come from? Even if he searched online, he couldn't find them.
"After telling a joke, you can also say love words, curse words, sad words, scary, disgusting, and lustful words, as long as it can arouse brother's emotions."
Seeing Xiu Bufan's troubled appearance, Ono continued to confuse him.
This is not taboo. It can be anything you like, anger, sorrow, fear, love, evil, or desire. It turns out that Ono relies on this to accumulate energy, but he just doesn’t know what else the energy can be used for other than time travel. But Ono obviously has no intention of telling him in detail.
, he was not in a hurry to ask, the most important thing now was to quickly find a way to make a down payment.
Telling jokes, there is no problem in telling ten or twenty, but one hundred million? Xiu Bufan still decided to give up this way, it is too difficult, even if he wears his tongue, he cannot finish telling it in a year or two, but telling love words? Especially
Chapter completed!