Chapter 40: The Immortal Envoy(2/2)
Wei Chaoyang thought for a moment, then took the envelope, but then said: "Uncle, tell me this, I don't think it's reliable no matter what I think about it. Well, I recommend this novel to you, called Shattered Void, not much
Take a look at the words, and then think about it carefully after reading it. It is everywhere on the Internet, and you can find it with just one search."
Teng Wenyan solemnly said: "No matter how clever you are, you can't change my ambition. I have lived for three hundred and sixty-seven years and have seen all the storms in the world. What I want now is to understand the true nature of luck."
, so-called what I heard in the morning, I can die at night and have no regrets!"
Damn it, you've lived enough, I haven't lived enough yet, who wants to fight for life and death with you, an old man who has buried himself under his nose?
Wei Chaoyang advised: "Let's just pass the time. Go back and have a look. Why don't you just read this novel? It's not charged. If you don't read it, you'll be at a loss. You can't read it and you'll be fooled. Do you mean you don't dare to read it?"
"Don't use this kind of provocation. Old man, I have never seen or experienced anything in my life!"
Teng Wenyan turned around and jumped onto the window sill, trying to get out of the way.
"Wait a minute!" Wei Chaoyang stopped him and handed over the Fierce Fire, "Don't use your luck spirit. It's worth hundreds of millions."
Teng Wenyan was shocked. He looked at Wei Chaoyang with a look of disbelief on his face, "You, you want to return the blazing prairie fire to me? This is the ultimate bad luck. It has a price but no market!"
"It's so new. It's not mine. If you don't give it back, it's not yours. You can't do it if you have bad views." Wei Chaoyang shook his head disapprovingly, "Do you still want it?
, If you don’t want it, I’ll really sell it.”
Teng Wenyan quickly took out the Taoist talisman, burned it in a flash, turned into a chain, tied the flames, pulled it back to his hand, and stuffed it into Xiaobai's body.
Hey, this luck refiner doesn't know how to catch luck with his bare hands. It seems that this skill is his only cheat!
Damn, I really want to go back to the lobby and get all the reaper labor protection.
After taking back the Fiery Prairie, Teng Wenyan's expression improved a lot. He cupped his hands towards Wei Chaoyang and pretended to jump, but suddenly stopped and turned around and said: "The novel you mentioned is called Shattered Void. I will read it when I get back.
"
After saying that, he jumped up and got off the window sill.
Wei Chaoyang went to the window and took a look, but found that Teng Wenyan had disappeared, and he couldn't help but click his tongue in surprise.
Jumping off a building in broad daylight without fear of being discovered is indeed a skill to hold on to.
Wei Chaoyang sighed for a while, picked up the cotton and sat back on the bed, slowly groping for the life orifice on the black cat's back, and then started working on the storage beast.
It is very simple to transform the orifice into a palace. Use corresponding techniques to massage the orifice, then warm and nourish it for twelve hours. Massage once every four hours. After completing the above procedures, it can be used.
The energy used to warm and nourish the vital orifices will be completely consumed during massage.
When using manual massage, you must be completely familiar with the location of the vital orifice, so as to ensure that the massage technique is correct.
If you make a mistake, you have to do it all over again.
If you make the mistake too many times, it will cause irreversible damage to the life orifice and lose the storage and transportation function, so you can only change to another Yin beast.
Although Wei Chaoyang had never done this kind of thing before, he couldn't help but have the relevant information in his mind. Now as soon as he started to operate, all the steps and techniques flowed through his mind. At first, the movements were a bit jerky, but they soon became
Smoothly and skillfully, the fingers on the black cat's back slid quickly like playing a piano, with scattered light and order.
The cotton was pressed so comfortably that his eyes closed, and he lay obediently in Wei Chaoyang's arms, purring in his throat.
Suddenly there was a fluttering sound, and the owl Xiaobai flew in along the window, landed on the ground, walked up to Wei Chaoyang with square steps, tilted his head and looked at it for a while, and suddenly opened his mouth and said: "You are so skilled in this technique, it doesn't look like this."
Brother Chu, a novice, dares to say that you are a newcomer!"
The voice was shrill, like a child talking loudly.
Wei Chaoyang was startled, but the massaging hand was still steady and without any mistakes, "Can you speak?"
"How new. Lao Teng has lived for more than three hundred years and all his hair has fallen out. If I can't speak anymore, how stupid will I be?"
Whether someone's hair falls out or not doesn't seem to have anything to do with whether your owl can talk.
Wei Chaoyang resisted the desire to complain in person and asked: "Then you have become a sperm?"
"It should be regarded as becoming a demon. Only when flowers, plants and trees can talk can they become demons. Animals like us are called demons. The so-called demons refer to demons and elves, two different creatures."
Xiaobai answered Wei Chaoyang's question seriously, and then asked: "Does your master have a storage and transportation beast like me around you?"
When Wei Chaoyang thought about his character, he felt that the master should also have one, so he immediately opened his mouth and said, "Yes, there is a crow. It is translucent black and very smart. It can understand everything, but it can't speak."
, this is not as good as you."
Xiaobai tilted his head and said proudly: "Of course. In these hundreds of years, apart from myself, I have never seen a talking storage beast. Mine is definitely unique and precious.
You have to be nicer to me in the future."
"Ah? Why should I be nicer to you in the future?" Wei Chaoyang was a little confused about the situation.
Xiaobai said seriously: "Old Teng is so tired of living that he thinks about committing suicide all day long. This person, once he thinks about committing suicide, he is really not far away from death. No matter how long he lives, he must be in tune with his host's mind.
He is dead, but I haven’t lived enough yet, so I have to find a home for myself first. I
I think you're pretty good, so I'll hang out with you after he dies."
Wei Chaoyang asked in confusion: "He has lived for more than 300 years, why can't he suddenly want to commit suicide? Is it because he knows that he will not live long?"
"He has a long life of a hundred years. There is no problem if he lives to nine hundred and ninety-nine. As long as he does not reach a thousand years old, he will not exceed the range of his ability and effectiveness. But the fact that his body is fine is only one aspect. He has a mental problem.
Then there is nothing we can do. He has lost the motivation to live and feels that there is no point in living just for the sake of living, so he just gives up."
Wei Chaoyang nodded, "I understand, I'll be full after eating!"
He definitely belongs to those who have eaten enough to hold themselves up, so an old man who has lived for more than 300 years can have such thoughts. Who is a normal person who doesn't think about how to extend his life for a few more years every day?
"Hey, your summary is very accurate. I read on the Internet that this is also a mental illness. I have advised him several times to go to the hospital for treatment. I heard that there is a kind of doctor called a psychiatrist, who is very good at dealing with this kind of disease.
. But he just refused to listen to my advice. Hey, it’s hard to persuade the damn devil, so I have no choice but to let him do whatever he wants. Once he tortures himself to death, I won’t have to worry about him every day.”
Xiaobai looked up at the ceiling at a forty-five-degree angle, and let out a long sigh, with sadness in every feather.
But with this tone and attitude, I don’t know who is the boss.
After feeling sad for a moment, it whispered again: "I'll remind you when I come back. You have to be careful when you come back, Old Teng."
After a pause, he added: "I have read the novel and I agree very much with what you said. However, Lao Teng used this thing as a spiritual sustenance. Suddenly he found that this spiritual sustenance was made up by people. It was suddenly empty and he could easily lose control.
Biao. When a refiner makes a noise, it is very scary. It may cause the earth to shake and cause a catastrophe."
Wei Chaoyang didn't believe it, "I think his ability is just like that, can he still shake the world?"
"The Luck Refiner's skill is not in close combat! Besides, you showed your ability to catch luck with your bare hands, which scared him so much that he didn't dare to get angry with you. Otherwise, do you think he could be so easy to talk to?"
Xiaobai tilted his head, looked left and right at Wei Chaoyang, and made a tut-tsk sound, "Feng Yun Immortal Envoy, I haven't seen you for almost two hundred years. What do you want to do here? I remember seeing Feng Yun last time.
The Yunxian Envoy was still in the Shunzhi period..."
When Wei Chaoyang heard this, he thought this was wrong, "Hey, didn't Teng Wenyan only live 367 years old? During this Shunzhi period, he would be able to meet the Immortal Envoy Fengyun? This is not right."
Xiaobai rolled his eyes at Wei Chaoyang, "I saw it, not him. My original master died, and I followed him. He knew about serving the Immortal Envoy, and it was me.
What did you tell him? Otherwise, he could mistake you for the Immortal Envoy of Feng Yun?"
Wei Chaoyang thought to himself that this bird knows a lot, "Do you think I am not an angel of fortune? Can this angel of fortune be able to tell that at a glance?"
"There are words on the head of Fengyun Immortal, so the boss and his team are still shining with blood. They are so eye-catching that only blind people can't see it." Xiaobai flapped his wings and gestured at his head, "But all the words on Mu Yun's head are
It doesn’t matter what profession you are in, you can see it. If you can’t see it, it’s not a true shepherd’s luck attribute! But if you don’t have anything on your head, of course you can’t be an envoy of luck. But this matter now
No one knows about it except me, everyone who saw the Angel of Luck was dead."
Wei Chaoyang said: "Even if no one can live for hundreds of years, can't this be passed on to future generations? Isn't this Feng Lun Immortal Envoy a very powerful and important role?"
"Everyone died on the spot. How could there be a chance to pass it on to the children and grandchildren." Xiaobai fluttered his feathers and looked a little scared, "I don't know if it's important or not. Fierce is an old ferocious one. He is wearing a red cloak and holding a
With such a big long-handled sickle, I casually swung it, and hundreds of people were cut off, including their heads and luck. Fortunately, I was smart and pretended to be an ordinary owl and did not move forward, so I escaped.
It’s not like rare luck masters are around now. Back then, a lot of people died, and many inheritances were broken.”
Wei Chaoyang thought to himself, this is wrong. The task given by the hall is to collect the luck spirits, not the palace of destiny. Is it necessary to cut off the head as well? Was that guy a fake back then? Or was he not a harvester sent by the hall?
The person asked tentatively: "Senior Xiaobai, you are well-informed. Let me ask you something."
This shout from Senior Xiaobai made the corners of Xiaobai's mouth curl up uncontrollably.
Although it has lived for hundreds of years, it is still an owl after all. Although everyone is surprised that it can talk, no one has ever really taken it seriously, let alone called "Senior" to his face.
Look how polite they are. When Teng Wenyan first met him, all he wanted to do was pluck his fur and play with it!
This young man can handle it!
"If you have any questions, feel free to ask. I tell you that I may not be able to do anything else, but when it comes to knowledge, most people can't compare to me. Now I watch live broadcasts online every night, and I've even surpassed several big brothers. That's it.
I'm a bird, I can't do anything, otherwise those pretty girls can just ask out and do whatever they want!"
Damn it, what else do you want to do with a bird?
Wei Chaoyang suddenly felt so embarrassed. A dignified man was actually worse than a bird. He was watching the live broadcast and kept having sex for nothing. Not to mention being the top brother, he didn't even get any gifts.
Chapter completed!