Chapter 16 Almost a Meal
There are six acres of fence surrounding the area, and Lai Juan's mother is helping to hatch the chicks. Regarding Lai Juan's choice of Yan Changsheng, the family basically acquiesces, and there is nothing you can do if you don't admit it. Lai Juan has been more assertive since she was a child, although her father is the captain. , when encountering a head-scratching matter, Lai Juan has to give advice.
Who she lives with, whether she lives well or poorly, is her daughter’s business. She chooses it by herself, and she has no complaints in the future. The year before last, Wang Dangzhu in the village insisted on breaking up the marriage of his daughter Wang Mei. Wang Mei talked with a young man named Zhang from Jiuluan Village. Three years later, the only shortcoming was that one of the young man's arms was lost by a threshing machine while threshing wheat.
Wang Danzhu was unwilling and had no hope of getting married. Wang Mei jumped into a well and died in love. Looking at the body that had become fat and white after soaking, Wang Danzhu spurted out a few mouthfuls of blood. He only had one daughter and wanted her to marry a complete woman. The choice of man was not wrong, but it was not to my daughter's taste. I never expected it to end like this. Fortunately, the young man Zhang Chengtun went to his aunt's house in Shenyang to help, but he didn't hear the news in time. The family asked his aunt to find an excuse to delay her, and he came back half a year later, secretly Drinking a bottle of pesticide in front of Wang Mei's grave. After Wang Dangzhu lost his daughter, he was afraid that Zhang Cheng would follow his daughter's retreat, so he followed closely and saved him in time.
She already had a car before, and Lai Juan’s mother didn’t want to lose her daughter. Besides, Yan Changsheng had no other flaws except poverty. However, it was useless for Lai Juan’s father and mother to figure it out. The second aunt introduced the person and came to the door again, and took a He put the gift on the table and asked Lai Juan, "Mother-in-law, where is my daughter-in-law Lai Juan?"
"Why are you spewing shit with your mouth! Who is your mother-in-law? Leave quickly!"
"Haha, I came for a blind date that day. I fell in love with Lai Juan. Lai Juan is my wife. Tell me, where is my wife?"
Lai Heizi, who was incubating chicks in the house, heard someone coming to the house to say unpleasant things. He took out an ax and, regardless of what happened, went straight to Yu Yitong and chopped him on the head. The man was so frightened that he jumped up and down. He jumped away and ran out of the door. Fortunately, he didn't close the door when he came in. He ran outside the courtyard and shouted loudly, "It's a murder, it's a murder, the brother-in-law has killed the brother-in-law."
When Lai Heizi heard this, he didn't say anything and chased him out again with an ax in hand. The man turned around and saw him, shouted "Hey, good boy, we're chasing him again" and didn't bother to shout anymore, and fled out of the village.
This man's name is Yu Yitong. His father is the chief of the security section of the commune, which is equivalent to the director of the current police station. He ran home and took a deep breath. He went to the table and picked up his father's special teapot. He breathed into the spout and drank half of the pot. Mom glanced at it. When he saw it, he hit him with a rolling pin in his hand and stopped him by saying, "Your mouth is in the groove of your buttocks. You can't drink anything. I just made tea this morning and didn't close the lid before I came. Damn it." The chicken jumped up and took a dip in the chicken excrement, which was then poured into the pot, and I was just about to throw it away!"
Yu Yitong also tasted something strange when he drank it, but as he was used to drinking cold water, he thought that what his father usually drank tasted so bad. He was not panicking and needed water to calm down, so he stopped after the first sip. Only after listening to his mother's words did he realize that he had drunk chicken. Shit soup. I ran to the door and retched for a long time.
When my father came back from get off work, he asked him, "What's wrong? Is it making a big noise?"
"It's okay! Were you scared by Lai Juan's younger brother?"
"Lai Juan's younger brother?" Chief Yu was a little surprised, "That kid is only more than ten years old, and he is still a child. Are you really scared by him?"
"The boy came out with an ax and chased me like a robber. If I hadn't run fast, I would have been split in half by him." Yu Yitong was scared to think about it now, but he thought of something else and said to his father, "Mom is here." What's calling you over there?"
Yu Guchang ran to the pot house and came back. He first poured a cup of tea and drank most of it. He frowned and tried to describe the strange taste. Yu Yitong asked anxiously, "Dad, my son has suffered a big loss. You can't keep silent, right?"
"Send two militiamen to arrest Lai Heizi this afternoon. Then go to Lai's house and take the big man Huang with you. He looks ferocious. I hope the Lai family won't dare do anything to you." Chief Yu drank another half of the cup, still feeling the same.
No, when I saw my wife putting a plate of fried fish with chili on the table, I couldn't help but ask, "Did you put the wrong tea leaves when you made the tea? This doesn't taste right!"
My wife was very suspicious. After pouring out the chicken shit tea in the morning, she rinsed it with water three or four times. According to common sense, it shouldn't have any smell. She poured half a cup and took a sip. The special taste of chicken shit immediately filled her mouth. She didn't have time to spit it out, so she just sprayed it.
out.
"This shouldn't be the case." She looked at her son doubtfully.
"Don't look around. Just now I coaxed Dad to look for it. While he was away at the pot house, I poured more than half of the remaining cup into the teapot. I drank half of the chicken shit soup. How about you two drinking some?
Already?" Yu Yitong said confidently.
Mom raised her hand to hit him, but he didn't hide and let her hit him a few times. She wouldn't hurt him anyway. After mom stopped hitting him, he said, "It's time to hit him! Hurry up and get some food. I'm full. Dad is going to make a pie in the afternoon."
The militiamen arrested Lai Heijie, and I kicked him hard."
"Okay, you can kick it three times. Your father is the chief of the security department, and he can't cure a common man!" Chief Yu took out the remaining half bottle of Xuzhou liquor from under the table, poured a glass of it, and drank it slowly and comfortably.
Chapter completed!