Chapter 64: The Streets of Xiandu(1/2)
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Lu Xiaoxian and the others came to the foot of the mountain and found a place to eat and drink. Jin - Fatty and Lu Xiaoxian and the others separated. Dou Xiaodou was in a bad mood and left alone long ago. Aling, Shi Hu and Lao were left.
Dan and himself, the four of them, came to the imperial capital and naturally wanted to have some fun. They all washed and dressed up in the town and headed towards Xiandu.
When they arrived outside the capital of Qin, they saw the towering city wall from a distance. It seemed that the empire was preparing for any future war at any time, and the city walls were built much higher than those of other countries.
Entering the city, the streets are neat and spacious. There are huge crowds of people, and it deserves to be called an imperial capital. Although Xiandu is prosperous and has continuous buildings, the color is very plain, and the buildings are more solemn and domineering. Compared with the luxurious capitals of other countries, it is more spacious.
But if there is not enough powder, there will be more Qi and it will be expensive and inferior.
"Wow, I'm back in the imperial capital after a long absence."
Lao Dan looked at it happily.
"Wow, so many buildings."
Shi Hu was also as dazzled as a silly boy entering the city.
"It's so lively and beautiful, Lu Xiaoxian, why don't we have fun on the streets of Xiandu for a few more days?"
Aling also fell in love with the elegance of the imperial capital.
Before Lu Xiaoxian could say anything, Lao Dan said, "I think, let's go all the way to Anyang Street first, where it is the most prosperous."
As he said this, Lao Dan jumped up in front of him.
Lu Xiaoxian also looked at A Ling and Shi Hu, two guys who had never seen the world, and followed him with a smile. They only focused on looking at the prosperity of the imperial capital, but did not pay attention. When Lao Dan said that he wanted to kill Anyang Street, he immediately
He was spotted by an ordinary old man.
They walked forward and walked out of a street. They saw an old man selling many cute wooden dolls on the ground. Some were carved with slim figures, some with big bellies and round ones, and there were also some strange ones.
There are small animals, tigers, orangutans, etc. All of them are beautifully carved and vivid. Three color spirits are also provided for passers-by to choose and add color.
"Lu Xiaoxian, I want this."
Aling didn't care whether Lu Xiaoxian agreed or not, he directly took him and squatted on the old man's stall to select.
Shi Hu was even more happy, holding a gorilla and couldn't put it down, but Lao Dan looked bored.
"You are so old, but you still like this thing."
Although Lao Dan was talking there, no one paid attention to him. Shaking his head, he was just wandering around anyway. He pulled off the gourd from Lu Xiaoxian's waist, turned around, and sat aside to drink.
The old man selling sculptures smelled the aroma of wine and immediately took out a bowl from behind his butt.
"Uncle, please take a bite."
The old man was surprised at first, then turned around to see the old man holding the bowl and looking at him eagerly. When he turned his head, the old man was also startled. He was frightened by his appearance, and the hand holding the bowl began to shake.
"Hold on, don't let it go."
The old man reluctantly poured a bowl for the old man.
A Ling was carefully painting the carvings of the couple with a paintbrush, and Lu Xiaoxian could only stop. A Ling wouldn't let him touch it, because he disliked his clumsiness. Shi Hu was not idle at the side, using a paintbrush to put all three kinds of semen into a bowl.
I poured some into it and painted the gorilla with a round belly black. Fortunately, there was still one face left, so I rubbed some red from Aling and painted it on. Under Aling's guidance, I painted it again
Face.
Al-Ling is quite ingenious. Under Al-Ling's painting brush, the two wooden figures are lifelike. The young man is graceful and the girl is graceful.
"How about it?"
Aling showed the sculpture of the girl in front of Lu Xiaoxian for him to evaluate.
"Well, it looks good."
Lu Xiaoxian's answer was 90% perfunctory. Because he was still looking at other people's masterpieces and didn't even look back when he said this.
"You don't even look at it, Lu Xiaoxian, can you be more serious?"
Arling's lovely face wrinkled.
"okay."
Lu Xiaoxian then turned around, but Al Lingyi's paintbrush touched his nose, making it red.
It made everyone burst into laughter.
Someone booed, "My little wife is losing her temper."
"Ha ha……"
Ah Ling didn't say anything, just giggling.
"What are you doing?"
Lu Xiaoxian looked at the naughty Aling and asked.
"Seeing that you are too ugly, let me help you add some color."
Aling said, feeling very happy.
"You are the ugly one."
As Lu Xiaoxian said this, she also said that A Ling didn't pay attention, and her finger got a little red, and she also touched her nose.
"Oh, Lu Xiaoxian, you are annoying."
Aling couldn't dodge and was hit.
"Look at me, how loving I am. Don't move and give me a tap too."
A girl on the side said to the man next to her.
"Don't make trouble and draw your picture properly."
While the man was talking, he did not forget to glance at Lu Xiaoxian and Aling. He was still a little embarrassed, and seemed very stiff when faced with the naughty girl next to him.
"Come on, just click."
As the girl said that, she forced the man to draw it.
"Don't make trouble."
Although the man was a little reluctant, he still didn't escape and let the girl apply some dots on his face.
"Okay, let's go, we've finished painting."
Lu Xiaoxian held two newly painted puppets, one in each hand. There were pornographic essence everywhere on his hands, but luckily they were done quickly.
At this time, Aling secretly pointed at the old puppet to Lu Xiaoxian, with a wicked smile on his face. Lu Xiaoxian understood immediately, placed the puppet in his hand to dry in the sun, and then tiptoed up. Then he held down the old puppet with his dirty hands.
With Dan's hands, he saw Aling holding the paintbrush with a smile and approaching slowly step by step.
Lao Dan felt strange and asked quickly: "What do you want to do?"
"Uh huh?! What are you talking about?"
Lu Xiaoxian had a wicked smile on his face, especially his squinting eyes.
"No, no, I just changed it."
The old man struggled and begged for mercy.
"Ahu, come on, hold him down."
Listening to Lu Xiaoxian's shout, Ah Hu placed the chimpanzee in his hand and the puppet that Ah Ling had drawn together, letting them show off together.
"Ahu, do you dare?"
Lao Dan still wanted to scare A-Hu with his old face, but A-Hu wouldn't listen to him. He walked up to Lao Dan with a smile while rubbing his dirty black hands, and with a grunt, he pressed Lao Dan's head.
It even made everyone onlookers grin from ear to ear.
In this way, the original white mask on the old man's face was suddenly painted into a big painted face on the stage, and even the old bones were colored. Fortunately, they used their bodies to block everyone's sight, otherwise everyone would not be watching the fun.
Instead, they scattered and fled for their lives.
He struggled too much, and his black robe was dyed into disgrace.
"There, there they are."
At this time, the old man who met at the city gate led a group of soldiers and surrounded him. Seeing that the situation was not good, the street crowd immediately scattered to avoid the situation. The old man selling puppets also lay down under a table nearby.
Lu Xiaoxian and the others also stood up immediately and looked at them doubtfully. It was strange to think about it. They had not done anything illegal when they first came to Xiandu. Could it be that they were doing it because of the previous incident? Wasn't that fat man settled it?
"Catch them quickly."
The old man pointed at Lu Xiaoxian and the others and shouted as the soldiers slowly approached.
Lao Dan was also very strange. What kind of people were they, making enemies everywhere? He stood up, looked out from Lu Xiaoxian, and asked: "What are you doing? Why do you want to arrest us?"
The old man looked at Lao Dan carefully.
"That's right, it's him. Don't think that I don't recognize you even if you wear a mask. Your voice sounds familiar."
"Why are you still standing there? Run!"
The old man ran away.
Hearing Lao Dan's shout, Lu Xiaoxian also grabbed A Ling and started to run away. A Hu still wanted to fight with a heavy sword and prepared to resist.
To be continued...