Chapter 51 Lucky Chart

That's right, you two have never seen the fortune chart, so that you can see the supreme magic weapon of our sect, so that you can't help but lose your will and think about everything all day long without any excitement.

You two bite your fingers and let's use your spiritual sense to enter the treasure bag to test.

I asked, "Master, wouldn't it be enough if you just take it out?"

"Boy, this is the magic weapon of our sect's sect. How can we easily show it to others? Have you forgotten what our sect is called?"

"Damn it, it's a secret school. Of course I remember that just by looking at our cultivation route, we know that we are shameful."

Xiao Lin urged from the side: "Can you two be quick? Why is it so hard? The blood is dry for a while, and you still have to bite it. Doesn't it hurt?"

After saying that, we entered the treasure bag first without waiting for us. The old liar and I stopped talking nonsense. We thought and followed closely.

When we entered the treasure bag, what made us shine was that the treasure bag, which was originally like a garbage dump, has now become a spacious and bright two-bedroom and one living room. All kinds of messy things were sorted out in an orderly manner. You don’t have to think about it and know that this must be Xiaoyan’s tidying up.

If there is really a woman in the house, the house must be clean, as if that's what it said.

Xiaoyan was still sleeping at this time and had no idea about our arrival.

Seeing Xiao Yan closing her eyes to rest, Xiao Lin liked it even more and said to herself in a low voice: "Xiao Yan is such a clean and virtuous girl. Seeing the cleaning in this room, I don't want to go out."

I said maliciously: "Whether you want to go out seems to have nothing to do with whether the house is clean, right? Old boy, don't think I don't know what you are thinking? Your dirty expression has already betrayed you."

"If you care, I just don't want to go out anymore. What's the matter? You care about everything. You are a policeman."

After looking at it for a while, Xiao Lin said again: "If you want to say that Xiao Yan is really good everywhere, why do you still wear clothes when you sleep? This habit is not very good. Look at the girl who is Xinru and sleeps with the whole village. She can take off so cleanly. How good is that habit."

"Your mother Bo, Xiao Lin, if you want to criticize Xiao Yan, just criticize her directly. Don't talk about her strengths."

The old liar said helplessly: "Have you both seen enough? If you see enough, let's do some serious things first?"

Especially when I heard the old liar's last chorus of questioning "do some serious business" high octave, Xiao Lin and I knew that we were not far from being beaten.

So he immediately returned to the old liar.

At this time, Xiaoyan also woke up. She was surprised to see the three of us. She quickly stood up and said, "Master, why are you here?"

The old liar didn't say anything, I stepped forward and said, "Men, do things, I'll take care of it, go cook."

Xiao Lin was reluctant to hear this: "Xiao Yan, don't mind, senior brother has knocked too much elixir, which has affected his brain, and he is sucking from time to time for twenty-four hours."

Xiaoyan covered her mouth and chuckled, and said understandingly: "You must have something important to discuss, so I won't bother you anymore. I also want to go out for a break."

After Xiaoyan went out, Xiao Lin said: "Senior brother, you can speak to Xiaoyan gently in the future."

"Damn, Xiao Lin, I'm helping you educate your future wife. I tell you that women can't spoil you, otherwise you will feel better after getting married."

"Then why haven't I seen you educate Xinru?"

"Damn, can that be the same? Xinru and I are true love"

"Your mother Bo, Wang Xuanming, Xiaoyan and I are really in love!"

"Then guess do you two really love you?" After saying that, Xiao Lin and I each received two big bags the size of duck eggs, which made us cry.

"It seems that I have to educate you two about love if I have nothing to do, otherwise I will talk too much nonsense every day, like a machine gun, which is so fucking annoying."

Xiao Lin and I didn't dare to act rashly, so we stopped. The old liar also passed his spiritual sense over the treasure bag, and an object similar to a scroll suddenly appeared in the hands of the old liar.

Xiao Lin and I hurriedly leaned over to watch, and then... and we were both uneasy.

Why are we not calm? First of all, we are not calm because of how awesome he is. On the contrary, we really can't believe that this thing is our treasure of the sect.

I asked in amazement: "Master, did you get it wrong? Well... don't tell me that the thing in your hand is a lucky chart?"

Xiao Lin said: "Senior brother, are you stupid? How could this be a lucky picture? This is obviously the smelly socks that the master has washed for many years! You can think of it and the lucky picture. Hehe, Master, you took the wrong one, hurry up and change it."

The old liar looked at the object in his hand, then he said calmly, "That's right, this is the lucky chart, I'm not wrong."

Nani?

What?

"Master, are you right? You said that this thing that emits a strong fishy smell is a lucky chart? Are you sure this is not the smelly socks or insoles you haven't washed for many years?"

Huh? Why are there so many blood stains on it? Especially in the middle, it has been eroded by the dark red blood and turned black. Both sides are tightened and raised high as the middle position is. What is this thing?

Why do I look familiar?

How should I describe this so-called luck chart in the hands of the old liar? Wait for me and think about it carefully.

He is a rolled cloth, no, no, he is a bloody rag, not accurate, uh... I really can't describe it, Xiao Lin, let's describe it, I'm so exhausted.

If Xiao Lin was indeed the one, he just looked at it for a moment and said, "Damn it, this is just a used nurse, but the length is a bit like Sophie or seven-degree space, and there are no small wings. I know, this is Anerle."

Applause is accurate, in place, and comprehensive.

At this moment, I was deeply impressed by Xiao Lin's erudition. Yes, it's this thing.

I immediately turned my back: "Old liar, are you quite perverted? Are you also having this habit? Are you playing so beautifully? But don't you think you are dirty?"

Xiao Lin also said: "Master, if you just use this thing to deceive us, then I will withdraw and return the treasure of the sect? Are you disgusting? Why, will we use this thing to attack the Heavenly Court then?"

"When you meet a god, you tell them, come here, come here, I will give you an aunt's scarf. I can't afford to throw that person and I, I'd better quit? If you can't get rid of it, you'll get into a venereal disease or something, you won't be able to do it."

"Don't look at me, I quit too. Although I am lustful, I am not perverted. We are not a member of the same place. Let's just leave. Bye bye, there is no time to shake hands. Forget it, don't shake hands. I think you are dirty."

At this time, the old liar was ashamed by Xiao Lin and I singing and fighting each other. I couldn't argue, I could do nothing, and I was shameless and vulgar.

So he could only raise one hand obediently... and give us two big mouths.

He cursed at us furiously: "Can I still have fun with you? Are you fucking blind? These two have wooden handles at the ends. Look at the scroll. The blood stains on them are left after our senior immortal tests over the past few thousand years. Why does it change in your mouth?"

"I admit that I haven't wiped the luck chart well over the years, but it's not as unbearable as you two described, right?"

"Come on, you two take it over and take a closer look. Is it the thing you two said? Damn, your mind is full of yellow thoughts every day."

"Can't you be as simple as me?"
Chapter completed!