Chapter 53 Tengu

After the test of the luck chart, it was found that neither Xiao Lin nor I was destined to be a destined person. This was also expected, so we couldn’t say we were disappointed. We continued to practice while traveling.

Soon we reached the deepest part of the Yinshan Mountains.

We set up camp again and practiced separately, while the old liar still concentrated on studying the art.

After a while, Xiao Lin stood up and excitedly said to the old liar: "Master, I have refined all the inner elixirs of Mr. Scaleless, and his cultivation has been greatly improved. Now you can still tell that I am a brown bear.

?”

The old liar didn't even raise his eyelids. He turned over impatiently and turned his back to Xiao Lin and said, "No."

"Master, aren't you being a little too perfunctory with me? I thought you could praise me a few words? I know you will get impotence sooner or later if you look at that crap."

The old liar still didn't turn around and said sarcastically: "Praise you? Praise you for what? Praise you for being a big fool. It took several months to refine a primary inner elixir. Praise you even makes you want to die. Praise you every day."

"Running on the train, I praise you for having a bigger back than others. Tell me, what else do you want me to praise you for?"

"Okay, master, stop talking. I will be proud later."

Xiao Lin, who was ashamed of himself, knew that his warm face was touching someone else's cold ass, so he nestled aside in embarrassment.

After I completed my training, I saw the sluggish Xiao Lin and comforted me: "Junior brother, don't be discouraged. You still don't know the master. He's a smart guy, so you have to be frightened."

"Although you usually have congested brain circuits and are inexplicably confident, you are a common man, but you also have advantages. For example, you are very lustful, very good at pretending, very good at flattering, very stupid and stubborn, and very thick-skinned.

, and exhibitionism..."

"Senior brother, are you sure you are trying to comfort me? Why do I feel that you are worse than the old liar? He has a sharp mouth and a heart of stone, but I think you have a sharp mouth and a heart of stone!"

"Is this okay for you two? People also need to have face and self-respect."

At this time, the old liar suddenly stood up and said: "No!"

Xiao Lin's expression was shocked, and he said shyly: "Master, you also know that it's not good? Then apologize to me, and I will almost be able to forgive you."

"Go away, I didn't talk to you"

"Murderous!"

As soon as the old liar finished speaking, the cold wind suddenly rose, the trees were in disorder, and the violent air swept over with cold murderous intent. Stones the size of eggs rolled around as if they were weightless, and even the corners of our clothes were blown away.

.

"Meow!"

"Meow!"

"Meow!"

Three loud cat calls in succession

The cool appearance was over, and we saw an animal the size of an old cow walking slowly towards us. We took a closer look and found that the animal turned out to be a huge civet cat, but the color of its head was different from that of its body.

Its head is white, with three wide white stripes on its head. Its body is indeed gray-black. Its four hooves have long pads and sharp toe tips. It has a thick tail like a tiger's tail and full of mane, raised high and really

It's really majestic.

Behind him were four beasts: jackals, wolves, tigers, and leopards.

I opened my heavenly eyes and suddenly discovered that these four beasts were not simple. They had already opened their spiritual apertures and were only one step away from transforming.

Looking at this sudden scene, I was a little confused and didn't know what they were going to do, but looking at this momentum, I had a feeling that something was definitely not good.

Xiao Lin looked at the five monsters and asked the old liar: "Master, what's that with the head? Is the civet cat a spirit? But why is its head white? It looks really awkward, like it's not mainstream."

I answered: "Junior brother, don't you understand this? Do you think that just because you can carve an LV on your chest, others can't go to the barber shop to dye their hair? The head must be dyed. Take a good look at it.

Doesn’t he look like a Persian cat after his hair is done? It’s very possible that he is also a master at picking up girls. You two can beat him up together.”

"Dyeed? Damn, then he is much more fashionable than me. Alas! Senior brother, can you tell what kind of animal he is?"

I thought for a moment and blurted out: "He should be a hybrid of two cats. I guess it is probably a hybrid of the tiger behind him and a leopard, so he should be a tiger and leopard monster."

"What the hell? A tiger and leopard monster? Don't mess with my senior brother and call him a hybrid monster. Have you watched too many movies? If you can think of it, you can pull him down. If you ask me, he has always been a lynx.

Refined"

"Do lynxes have white hair? Are you stupid? Even if he is not a tiger and leopard demon, he is still a purebred Persian cat."

"Brother, you can go up there and pull me over. Persian cats are not a breed of our country. They are foreign cats. What's going on? You can't live in a foreign country. You've become a spirit like us and you don't have any common sense. You,

He is definitely a lynx, if he wasn't I would smash his balls, Minato!"

The old liar said: "Okay, stop being so stubborn. He has nothing to do with a cat. He is a dog. Also, Xiao Lin, do you really want to smash the egg? I'll give you the hammer and start your show."

After hearing what the old liar said, Xiao Lin didn't react at all, but I laughed out loud without any scruples, pointed at the old liar and said: "Master, do you have something wrong with your eyes? No matter how you look at this damn cat,

Ke Zou, if you say someone is a dog, are you polite?"

"Let me tell you, if he is really a dog, let alone Xiao Lin smashing the eggs, I smashed both eggs, they are scratched, and I have no confidence at all."

The five monsters on the opposite side were all in a mess. They never expected that their appearance would be so awesome. Instead of instilling fear in us, they instead inspired our enthusiasm for exploring new things.

The monster with the head couldn't bear it any longer and started to curse: "I asked you three if you are sick. I led the team to rob you, but you are just there smiling and talking nonsense. Do you want it?"

Face, can you respect my profession? I’m here to rob you."

Xiao Lin asked very eagerly: "You can rob us, but can you tell us what kind of monster you are?"

The white-headed monster was stunned: "What? Is this important? How come you still have your household registration checked after a robbery?"

"Of course it's important. It's as important as lifeblood. We don't care whether your registered permanent residence is local or not. We just want to know who you are."

"Damn, okay, I've never seen you like this, so I'll tell you, listen carefully."

"I am the famous Tengu, a branch of the ancient beasts, the mount of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva. Have you ever heard of it? That is my ancestor. One more thing, you must not misunderstand me. I am not a Tengu that eats the moon.

That Tengu, I'm not that stupid. If I eat that crap, I'm a real dog."

"What? Are you really a dog?"
Chapter completed!