Chapter Fifty-Six The Battle Is Fierce
Chapter 56 The battle was fierce
We were fighting hard, but the old liar patted the treasure bag leisurely: "Xiaoyan, come out to watch a good show. It's so good. Come out quickly."
Xiao Yan appeared out of thin air. Seeing such a lively scene, she couldn't help covering her mouth. She looked at Xiao Lin worriedly and called softly: "Brother Xiao Lin!"
At this time, Xiao Lin was being pressed to the ground by the Tengu, but when he saw Xiao Yan, he immediately stood up, like a charged little motor, went up and gave the Tengu a big electric cannon, and then pursued the victory, "Pa
""Pa" gave the Tengu another two mouthfuls.
Xiao Lin exerted a lot of force these times and hit the Tengu hard enough. His body was a little unsteady and swaying, but it also brought out the Tengu's temper. He grabbed Xiao Lin's arm and gave it a scare, and ran towards Xiao with his feet.
Lin Lanxianzi is gone. If he does it now, Xiao Lin will be useless.
Fortunately, Xiao Lin dodged in time and blocked it with Gullah. He grabbed it with his other hand and used a monkey-stealing peach move to lock the tengu.
The Tengu is not a good person either. He wrapped his tail around Xiao Lin's head and pulled it down. He wanted Xiao Lin to give him a blowjob. So what could Xiao Lin do?
Immediately he became dissatisfied, and when he exerted force on his hand, the Tengu paused his movements, allowing Xiao Lin to take a breath, but it only took a moment for the two of them to grapple together again.
Sometimes Xiao Lin is on top, sometimes Tengu is on top, sometimes Xiao Lin is behind, sometimes Tengu is behind, sometimes the old man is pushing the cart, and sometimes the weeping willow trees are pulled upside down, it is very intense.
The old liar watched all this through the screen of his mobile phone and couldn't help but sigh. It turns out that the essence of martial arts is contained in the action movies of the island country. It was really unexpected. It is true that one learns from time to time.
Xiaoyan on the side looked at the movements of Xiao Lin and Tengu and covered her eyes with her hands. After all, she had worked in the service industry before her death, so she felt that these movements were a bit familiar. She asked the old liar with a forced smile: "Master, Brother Xiao Lin's
Did you teach all martial arts?"
The old liar quickly denied: "I didn't teach this. We haven't learned this yet? Maybe Xiao Lin learned it by himself."
If Xiao Lin's side is inseparable, then my side has entered a fever pitch. I fight four monsters by myself. It's like beating a jackal and a wolf comes, and kicking a leopard and a tiger comes. It's an endless consumption.
war.
I was riding the leopard demon here, preparing to give him the final blow. The wolf demon took a bite of my thigh. I don’t know if this girl has been vaccinated against rabies. I don’t want to get rabies and stick out my big tongue every day. Haha
Chihachi.
I am now made of copper skin and iron bones, and I have also refined some of the power of the Earth Spirit Pearl. Otherwise, ten thousand lives would not be enough to die. During the battle with these four monsters, the thing that worries me the most is
The jackal is a monster. This dog's attack method is the same as that of an African hyena, and it knows how to dig its crotch.
Several times, my little brother touched his sharp teeth, so I always used my own Ogawa Oogway King's Eight Fist to deal with him. To put it simply, it is a lifeless swing, and whoever is hit is the one who gets hit.
Compared with the tiger demon, it is much easier. Although he is strong, I am not a vegetarian. Every time I have a head-on confrontation with him, I feel like I still have more to say.
The thing I hate to see the most is the wolf demon. People say they have a wolf heart and a dog's lungs, so I attack his heart every time. Are you the only one with a wolf heart? Are you the only one with a dog's lungs? My fucking heart will help you.
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In addition to being fast, the Leopard Demon's attack power is much lower. I am fully confident that if we are duel, I can break his leopard legs within fifty moves and make him jump around.
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I think about it, but it can't solve the actual problem at all. Now I am completely focusing on the head and not on the bottom. I will kill the enemy by one thousand and lose one thousand and five by myself. If the stalemate continues like this, I will definitely win.
I had just escaped from the tiger's claws, and then caught the wolf's feet forcefully, saving my balls, but hurting my thighs again, so I shouted loudly: "Master, what should I do? You need to take action quickly, I can't hold on anymore."
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"Go, what are you going to do? Are you mistaken? That Tengu has a very deep background. His ancestors are Buddhist sages. I can't afford to offend you. Don't even think about harming me, kid!"
Xiaoyan was so anxious: "Master, are you really not going to take action? I think brother Xiao Lin and senior brother Xuanming can't stand it any longer. If this continues, they will be in danger."
"It's okay, there are just two apprentices. If you die, just die. I'll take two of them when I have time. As the saying goes, the old ones won't go and the new ones won't come. It's no big deal."
After hearing the conversation between the old liar and Xiao Yan, I knew it was impossible to get the old liar to help. It seemed that I had to rely on myself this time. Damn it, I had to fight, but the key to the matter was
I've been trying hard, but nothing seems to work.
While I was resisting and avoiding, I was thinking of ways to deal with it. Only then did I realize that the old liar once told me to use the power of the Earth Spirit Pearl to deal with them, but I couldn't use it either!
It's like I have hemorrhoids. You gave me a pack of special medicine, but you didn't tell me whether the medicine should be applied externally, taken internally, or inserted, so what should I do?
The power of the Earth Spirit Pearl is stored in my spleen. Do I have to take out my spleen and feed it to them? Then wait for them to die violently. If this is the case, then I won’t be able to use this thing for a few times, and what if I
Will you die if you don't have a spleen? The spleen and the appendix should not be the same thing, right? I've heard of appendectomy, could the spleen also be used?
Thinking of this, I was shocked out loud: "You four idiots, wait a moment, I have something good for you to eat. Do you want to know about my spleen?"
The four monsters were unmoved when they heard this, and said in unison: "Spleen, your mother, we want everything on you, don't even think about fooling us with just one thing. Also, what is spleen?"
When the old liar heard that I was going to take out my spleen for others to eat, he spit out his mouth without swallowing. He choked and coughed. He was out of breath and turned red. He pointed at me and said: "Wang Xuanming, don't talk about you in the future."
He's my apprentice. It's so fucking embarrassing. You can't think of it. Come on, find me a piece of tofu. I'll hit you to death."
While Xiaoyan was giving the old liar a pat on the back, she said to me angrily: "Brother Xuanming, what do you think? Can people eat your spleen? If you lose your spleen, how will you continue the family lineage and live a happy life in the future?
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"Ah? Does the spleen have anything to do with that? I remember it seems like the kidneys are responsible for that."
The old liar hadn't finished coughing yet, so he looked at Xiaoyan desperately and said, "Can you stop talking? How many more days do I want to live?"
When Xiao Lin heard our conversation, he imitated me and frightened the tengu: "Silly dog, I also have good things for you to eat. Do you want to know about my poop?"
"I want to know your sister, you de
Bear, I must kill you today”
Chapter completed!