Chapter 3 Night Capture (Part 2)
As soon as the "Huang Xian Gu" got into the skin, he immediately understood that the smell was coming. However, since he had entered the extreme condom and regretted it, it was not used. At this time, its body had just entered halfway and he hurriedly wanted to shrink and exit. However, the "Skin Wonton" hole was designed so poisonous. The six-edged hole could be loose or tight. The more it was pulled outside the skin, the bigger the pull hole was. However, from the inside out, the lock piece on the edge of the middle capsule would immediately tighten the capsule hole. The six-edged hard lock citron was thin and tight, and it stuck into the bones of the "Huang Xian Gu" at that time. It made it feel a little bit and fainted on the spot.
From the fat man farted and shocked "Huang Xiangu" to the swallow's hunting rifle, it scared "Huang Xiangu" into a dead end and fainted from pain. He said it in a while, but it was fast at that time. This was just something that happened between breath and breath. The three of us lay under the red pine tree and were all stunned. No one expected that things would turn like this. He was a little stunned, and then he ran over to pick up the "pi wonton" with cheers.
As soon as I copied the "pi wonton" in my hand, I heard a dull roar from the mountains. There was a huge but invisible shock in the darkness, which shocked us on the spot, "There is a bear cave near the yellow-pied grave!" The three of us looked at each other with a look of earth. We didn't know who led the head, and shouted together, shook our pace, and ran to the river with no life under the snow.
This winter came too early. Before the human and bears were fat enough, they went to the tree caves and caves. They had not yet fully entered the hibernation of half-dead state. If they were awakened by gunfire and followed them, it would be a big deal. However, I didn't bother to think about it. It would be more than half safe to run back to the forest farm first. I stepped on the logs frozen on the river and returned to the forest farm according to the same route. I was so angry that I ran all the way. After entering the wooden house, they saw each other's embarrassed look, and they were both funny.
The fat man lit the oil lamp in the wooden house. He was eager to see the fruit of victory, so he pulled the skin from outside and picked up the "Huang Xian Gu" from inside. Seeing that it was motionless and drooping its tail, he thought it was dead. If it was not peeled alive, the quality of the fur would be a little worse. Moreover, the fat man and I would not peel the animal skin. We always planned to take the living yellow skin to the supply and marketing cooperative to exchange for fruit candy. At this time, when we saw that "Huang Xian Gu" seemed to have died of impermanence, we felt a little distressed. Now ten kilograms of fruit candy immediately turned into two kilograms.
Swallow often wears yellow skin. Knowing the guy's habits, he hurriedly told the fat man: "Don't let go, this thing is the best way to pretend to be dead. Once you let go, it will seize the loophole and jump out. Be careful that it has another trick..."
The fat man was about to throw "Huang Xian Gu" to the ground. When he heard the swallow's reminder, he immediately grabbed the fairy's retreat and tail tightly. At this time, something bizarre happened. The "Huang Xian Gu" was indeed pretending to be dead. It seemed that it understood the swallow's words and knew that it could not hide it. Before the swallow could point out its second move to escape, a stench immediately released from his anus.
Although the oil lamp in the room was dark, you could still see a large thick gas coming out from behind the yellow skin that the fat man grabbed. Before the smoke-like gas had dissipated, I felt a stinky smell, my breathing was stagnant, and I immediately felt dizzy, dizzy, tinnitus, and wanted to vomit heavily. I hurried to the door and pulled the door open. When the cold wind outside blew in, the annoyance and disgust were slightly reduced, but I was still extremely sad.
Swallow was also hit and rushed out of the house like a flash, grabbed two handfuls of snow on his face. At this time, I found that the fat man was still in the house, and I immediately became worried. The smell of the house was so stinking that the sunken woman could not enter. Just as I was about to say hello to the fat man, he saw the fat man bumping out of the window, and his face made the fart of "Huang Xian Gu" green. Because he held the yellow skin in his hand, he didn't have time to dodge, and was really not lightly. His eyes were so hot that the farts were so hot that he couldn't see where the door was. As a result, he hit the window of the wooden house and broke out of the window. However, even so, he was still holding the "Huang Xian Gu" tightly, while smearing the snow on his face with the other hand, and cursing: "Damn it, you still want to run away? Ten kilograms of fruit candy... I won't let go if I'm so angry."
"Huang Xian Gu" was so pinched by the fat man that he fainted again. Seeing that he finally got the yellow skin, and the bear on Tuanshanzi did not follow him, I felt very excited, so I said to the fat man: "The yellow skin's smelly farts can't be smothered with fire, Jingang, Xiaopang, you are so good. It's almost dawn, so I quickly tie it up and use it to exchange for sugar tomorrow. It's best to change two more boxes of cigarettes. The fucking rolls the toad head every day. The quality of the tobacco is too poor, so it should be improved."
When we mentioned that we could use yellow skin to exchange sugar and cigarettes, we were all very excited. It seemed that it was a beautiful job to let us see that the forest farm was really a beautiful job. Tomorrow, we would try to get a big fox back when we came back. The fat man was looking forward to getting more yellow skins. He was so happy that he tied the hind legs of "Huang Xian Gu" with iron wire and tied it to the corner of the wall. Then we found some yellow rice flour sticky bean bags left by the old man knocking the mountain to satisfy our hunger.
Everyone felt very strange when eating sticky bean bags with sticky teeth. It’s still far from the Spring Festival now. Where did the old man get this jar of yellow rice flour bean bags? Could it be that the old man digs out the socialist corner? Besides, where can he and his granddaughter eat so many bean bags? There seems to be something strange about it, but we couldn’t think of anything wrong for a while. We just ate many sticky bean bags with a series of questions.
At this time, the "Huang Xiangu" who had just fainted by the fat man also woke up. I broke a little bean bag and threw it at it, but it didn't eat it. It was like a sad and sad woman, squatting in the corner of the wall and looking at her legs tied by iron wire. Her expression was indescribable sadness, and tears were flowing in her big watery eyes.
The fat man was funny and laughed and scolded: "You still have the fucking face to cry for you. I was about to try you, so I quickly confess that how many chickens have you stolen from the people? I told you that when tomorrow dawn I will send you to the supply and marketing cooperative to make a fur scarf."
Chapter completed!