Chapter 229 Dalang, take medicine

Jiang Hou Er's move was extremely fast. He kicked his legs and rushed directly to Master Zhang, and then used his monkey version of Tai Chi.

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He grabbed the stick with both hands, pulled and pushed, and directly pushed Master Zhang Shengtan out more than ten meters away.

"Ho huh huh..."

It looked back and looked at Jiang Yun proudly, then patted his chest.

That look very much like Wang Yousheng, who was in the sword-drawing military parade, with a look of pride on his face.

The fans in the live broadcast room laughed out loud.

"Damn it, it's better to come here than to come here. This is to avenge your master!"

"Monkey 2: Who else!"

"This is definitely species discrimination. Who says monkeys cannot be the master of the Yuandao Temple on the day?"

"It's obvious that the movements are so cool, why can't I help but want to laugh?"

Jiang Yun's mouth twitched several times. He came to Hou Er, patted it on his head several times, and then carried the person to the uncle.

"Uncle Master, don't be angry. This monkey is used to being wild in the forest. He has always been very careful or heavy."

"Monkey Er, hurry up and apologize to Uncle Master!"

Jiang Houer looked confused. It looked at Jiang Yun, blinked his eyes several times in a row, and asked, "Hohahahahahahahaha?"

"Uncle Master is your master's uncle. Anyway, he has a very large seniority. The ancestral teachings of our Taoist temple should respect the elderly and love the young, and respect the teachers and elders. You have broken two things directly!"

Jiang Houer's aura immediately faded. He knelt down, kowtowed, then raised his head and smiled: "Ho huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh!"

"The uncle of the master has achieved martial ethics and virtues? For generations, he will unify the world?"

"You monkey, who have you gone to see the Smiling and Proud Wanderer?"

Jiang Yun was about to cut the river monkey twice, but Taoist Zhang Shengtan immediately stopped the person.

He held Hou Er's hand, helped the monkey up, and then kept touching his hands, head and shoulders...

"Boy, the monkey you raised is good, it's a good seedling for martial arts!"

"Uncle Master praised me. This monkey practices martial arts and has fishing for three days and two days drying the net. His strength is just that." Jiang Yun said modestly.

As the two chatted, Jiang Houer suddenly became furious.

It suddenly rushed out more than ten meters away, then turned around and said with a vigilant look on his face: "Ho huh, huh huh..."

After saying that, he ran away without looking back.

Master Zhang and the water friends in the live broadcast room were stunned. What exactly happened?

Jiang Yun stood there with embarrassment on his face.

"Boy, then what is this monkey talking about?"

"Uncle Master, I think you still don't know."

"explain!"

"You just touched its butt, so it was furious." Jiang Yun touched his nose and lowered his voice and said, "That's the original words of the monkey, Uncle Master, I'm not the kind of monkey you think!"

As soon as these words were said, the live broadcast room's fans laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt.

"Jiang Hou Er: Master Uncle, dama!"

"Shocked, in broad daylight, the white-haired old man molested a monkey. Is this a distortion of human nature or a moral depravity!"

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"My God, I can't laugh anymore, hahaha!"

"My stomach hurts because my uncle jumped into the Yellow River today and couldn't wash it clearly."

Master Zhang Shengtan was so angry that he said, "Boy, look at your good disciple!"

"I see that it is a good seedling for body refining, so I touched it, what exactly is it panic?"

"You know what I know today, heaven knows, earth knows, if there is a third person knows, don't blame me for being ruthless!"

The drone flew over directly, and it clearly captured Taoist Zhang's angry look at it from close range.

"Boy, what is this?"

"Uncle Master, this is a drone."

"Drone, what is a drone?"

Jiang Yun patiently explained: "Uncle Master, you really can't keep up with the development of the times. Drones are photography equipment. I use it to do live broadcasts."

“What is live broadcast?”

"I just show you my daily life to all lay Buddhists. I have been filming all day today. By the way, uncle, I will definitely not tell the scene just now, but the lay Buddhists in my live broadcast room may be."

"Boy, how many people are there in your live broadcast room?"

Jiang Yun took out his cell phone, took a look, and said to the truth: "Uncle Master, don't worry, there are not many people, there are only about 200,000!"

"Did they see that scene just now?"

"Yeah, I should have seen it."

"Puff." Old Taoist Zhang's face turned red, and he spurted out his old blood.

Seeing this, Jiang Yun hurriedly helped his uncle and went back to the wing room in the backyard of Daoguan to rest.

The pulse is very poor and the qi and blood are severely damaged, which is a symptom of acute fire and heart attack.

After he came out of the room, he looked at the drone following him and said helplessly: "Dear laymen, please give me a face."

"I'm so proud of my face. Don't mention what happened just now."

"If my uncle is angry, I really can't explain to the ancestor and the master!"

The water friends in the live broadcast room started to pat their chests and promise.

"Don't worry, Taoist priest, I'm an honest person."

"Everyone understands it, that's a misunderstanding just now."

"I originally wanted to do a spoof video, but I'd better forget it, the old man still needs to respect it."

"For the sake of Lei Fa, I will give the Taoist priest a face. This is definitely not because I am greedy for life and fear of death."

"Damn it, thunder magic, and the luck of killing peach blossoms, will the old Taoist master know these two spells?"

The water friends who originally thought of cheering in the live broadcast room gradually changed from fearing Jiang Yun to fearing Taoist Zhang Shengtan.

Taoist priest’s uncle, Taoist crafts should be even more powerful than Taoist priest, right?

Everyone calmed down instantly. After Jiang Yun found that the public opinion trend in the live broadcast room was controlled, he came to the kitchen and prepared to stew some soup for Uncle Master.

The old man is anxious and has both qi and blood loss, so he should make some chicken soup to replenish him.

Jiang Yun opened the refrigerator and was about to find the ingredients for stewing soup, but he saw the remaining peach at first sight.

Wait, the nourishing effect of this peach should be no less than that of chicken soup, right?

After all, it was the spiritual fruit sent by Liu Ding and Liu Jia, so it shouldn’t be bad!

After Jiang Yun figured it out, he immediately cut the peaches into small pieces and then added water to squeeze them into juice.

He took the peach juice back to the wing room, looked at the unconscious uncle, and directly helped the old man up and poured the peach juice down.

After drinking a bowl of peach juice, Master Zhang Shengtan, who was originally in a coma, opened his eyes directly.

His joints were crackling, white smoke was coming from his head, and his face was so red that it was so red.

"Boy, what did you feed me?"

"Uncle Master, a bowl of peach juice." Jiang Yun explained with the bowl.

"I fell into a coma. You feed me peach juice. And what kind of peach juice can make my whole body qi and blood surging, and my dantian is almost blowing up!"

The water friends in the live broadcast room laughed.

"Dear brothers, why do I feel that this scene is a little familiar?"

"Pan Jinlian feeds Wu Dalang medicine, it seems to be similar to this plot."

"Hahaha, be good, Dalang, take medicine."

"That peach, is it the peach that Taoist priest ate yesterday? That peach is strange."

Master Zhang lifted the quilt, he jumped up from the bed, rushed out of the house, and kept muttering.

"The spinal column turns into a dragon, the qi and blood are like springs, and the bones are like whips. I have been trapped for fifty years and finally break through!"

"Master, the path to body refining is possible. One day I will prove it to you."
Chapter completed!