Woo woo woo woo woo wow......

The hot sun scorched the earth, and the harsh chirping of cicadas came from the big willow trees on the roadside.

An old man wearing gray half-sleeves sat in the communication room, taking a sip of tea from time to time.

"Uncle, I'm really in a hurry, just let me in."

The uncle raised his eyelids and glanced out the window.

"I've already told you that the school has regulations and no idlers outside the school are allowed to enter.

I let you in, and if something happens, I will be responsible."

After trekking over mountains and ridges for a whole day, I finally arrived at Spring City University, only to be stopped outside by the guard again.

"Uncle, I am the cousin of Cheng Jiayi, a freshman in your school. I came here just to see how the child is doing.

Don’t worry, I’ll just go in and take a look, and I won’t stay overnight.”

Seeing that the guard was not accommodating at all, I had no choice but to lie and claim that I was Cheng Jiayi's cousin.

"You still want to spend the night?

Stop acting for me. Sir, I have eaten more salt than you have walked. I have seen many streetwalkers like you.

How can there be so many cousins ​​in this world? Is Jia Baoyu still Lin Daiyu’s cousin?

I let you in, if any female college student gets pregnant, will it be yours or mine?"

I couldn't help but smile bitterly and took two steps back, showing an innocent look on my face.

"Uncle, take a good look at me. I am handsome and upright. Can I do such a dirty thing?"

"It's hard to say that Kong Yiji was hung from the beam and beaten, and he still claimed that he was innocent."

The uncle spit out the tea foam and didn't take it seriously at all.

Just when I was hesitating whether to break in, a fat girl passing by suddenly stopped and looked at me carefully.

"What are you looking at? No time, no appointment."

I frowned and waved my hand towards the fat girl.

"I just heard you said you were looking for Cheng Jiayi?" Fat Girl asked with an anxious look on her face.

"That's right, do you know her?"

The fat girl nodded, with a big smile on her face, and punched me on the shoulder.

"Oh, you are the Thirteenth Senior, right?

My name is Li Hongxia, and I am the roommate of Cheng Jiayi and Lin Rou.

I always hear Jiayi and the others mention you, saying that you are a professional mage and you are always pissed off."

I rubbed my shoulders and took two steps back.

"How is Cheng Jiayi doing now?"

Li Hongxia shook several lunch boxes in her hand, grinned and explained.

"Nothing's wrong, I'm just a little tired. I'm lying in the dormitory.

There are several little bitches living every day, none of them have any worries, they just rely on me, an old mother, to bring food to support them.

I'm not used to eating in the school cafeteria, and I have to go out to buy stir-fries.

Senior, you're like a stick at the door, why don't you go in?"

I glanced at the man outside the reception room and shook my head helplessly.

"I do want to get in, but I have to be able to get in, right?"

Li Hongxia glanced towards the guard room and directly stuffed the lunch box in her hand into my arms.

"Oh...you are still a professional mage. How come you can't even do the job for the old guard at our school? You are nothing.

Look, look at me."

After saying that, Li Hongxia strode straight to the guard room and knocked on the window.

The two of them talked in whispers for a long time, and the old guard looked at me from time to time.

After a while, the doorman reluctantly got up and went out, using the key to open the small iron door next to him.

"Senior Thirteen, let's go!"

Li Hongxia stood inside the door and waved to me.

The doorman stood nearby without saying a word, but looked at me with a very strange look.

Then I followed Li Hongxia and walked towards the school.

"No, what did you say to the old man just now, and he actually let me in."

You know, I just spent all my saliva, this old man is completely out of touch.

"Lao Suntou is from a village near us. According to seniority, he calls me cousin.

I told him that you were my boyfriend and that I was going to spend the night here to cook the rice.

He was afraid that if he delayed my life-long event, my mother would come to him with a hammer to settle the score."

After listening to Li Hongxia's explanation, I almost burst out with blood.

No wonder the old guard looked at me strangely just now. He thought I was doing charity work to help the poor, right?

At this moment, Li Hongxia suddenly stopped and her expression suddenly became shy.

"Senior Thirteen, I'm sorry.

I have to explain to you that when I said we were boyfriend and girlfriend just now, it was out of necessity.

Don't take it to heart, in fact, it's not your model that I like at all.

In comparison, I still prefer brother Xiaozui, so I must not let brother Xiaozui know about this matter.

I want to leave a good impression on him before we meet next time."

My whole brow was knitted into a ball, and I felt a mixed feeling in my heart.

Damn it, it's okay to be regarded as a "philanthropist", but this fat girl actually dislikes me.

Only then did I remember that this Li Hongxia was not the roommate who accidentally got into the photo passed by the bamboo demon last night.

"Senior Thirteen, will Brother Xiaozui come again?"

I smacked my lips, not knowing what to say.

"Um...don't you know that he is a monster? This human-monster has a different path. We still have to put our studies first and don't get too involved in chasing monsters."

"I know he is a monster, and I will not dislike him."

hiss…………

I smacked my lips and was speechless for a moment.

"Then he is really honored."

I followed Li Hongxia and walked all the way to the dormitory area of ​​Spring City University. In less than ten minutes' journey, "Little Drunk Brother" appeared in my ears a total of 132 times.

Before entering the girls' dormitory, Li Hongxia said the same thing to the dormitory aunt, so I once again slipped into the girls' dormitory under the sympathetic eyes of others.

Maybe because it was the weekend, many female students did not go to class.

The water room in the corridor was filled with the sounds of laughter and quarrels. From time to time, someone carrying a washbasin and wearing only underpants passed by the corridor. After seeing me, he screamed and ran back to the dormitory.

"Liu Xiaomeng, you look as thin as a knife beetle, what's there to cover up?"

"Zhou Haitang, this is a dormitory, not a bathhouse. How can you die wearing pajamas?"

At the end of the day, Li Hongxia tapped the lunch box with a spoon.

"There are gentlemen here. Please pay attention to the impact and put away your trousers and masks in the corridor."

No one noticed me at first, but after Li Hongxia made such a noise, many people suddenly looked at me.

I am like a giant monkey walking in the busy city, for people to enjoy and entertain.

PS: Today's update, my hometown was hit by a disaster, and my home accidentally became a disaster area. I am fine, and I have been living in the county safely, but my hometown was severely affected by the disaster.

My parents and grandma lost contact with me for several days due to water, electricity, internet, and transportation interruptions. We were finally contacted today and have now been transferred to a resettlement site in the county town.

We live in a middle school in the county town, where we have food, food, housing, and daily necessities.

Due to collective control, I couldn't pick them up, so I could only meet them at the gate.

Thank you to our people's soldiers for building roads over mountains and bridges across rivers to save the people from fire and water.
Chapter completed!