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Chapter 584: Si Chen, Professional Accountant of Pit Brothers(1/2)

Since Lin Nuo is coming to Sijiacun to welcome his bride.

As a professional cheater, Si Chen felt that he had to do something.

On a cold day, Si Chen and a group of brothers from the Si family stood at the entrance of the village with 56 punches in hand and cigarettes in their mouths.

Everyone wears a pair of sunglasses that he got from nowhere, pretending to be cool!

It can be said that the models, sizes, and materials of the sunglasses are almost the same.

Some people even wear black sunglasses that are no different from the fortune tellers who set up stalls under the overpasses on the streets!

Two small black pancakes the size of ping pong balls were placed over the eyes.

The northern faces of the little brothers basically have plateau red cheeks and dark and healthy skin.

Represented by Mao Yuanchao and Song Yunhu, they were all teenagers.

What was originally a menacing honor guard with submachine guns from my parents' family was turned into an informal battle scene by a group of little brothers in colorful clothes and funny sunglasses.

Si Chen, on the other hand, stood out of place and insisted on acting as the commander.

Back in the village, Si Chen, who is only 26 years old this year and not 27 years old, has no airs of a big boss and blends in with the younger brothers.

There’s a big row on the left~ Hey! A big row on the right!

That posture looks very gangster!

As soon as Lin Nuo's convoy entered the village, Si Chen acted like a bandit leader, leading his "traitor"-looking little brothers to surround them with a roar.

In the front car, Lin Nuo's cousin, sitting on the passenger seat, is the leader of the wedding team.

He asked a little scared:

"Xiao Nuo, you, have you seen it? That's a gun, a gun! It's a real gun!"

Lin Nuo:......-_-||

Today is a happy day, I endure it!

At this time, Mao Yuanchao shouted outside:

"People inside, listen, you are surrounded by us!"

Immediately afterwards, a group of little brothers shouted together:

"I built this mountain!"

"I planted this tree!"

"I want to get a wife!"

"Leave the money to buy the way!"

The villagers who were watching burst into laughter!

When the village chief marries his daughter, not to mention Sijia Village, people from nearby villages come to watch the fun.

It is said that she is going to marry to Longcheng!

Everyone had melon seeds, peanuts and fruit candies in their pockets and stood around watching the excitement.

Even people on the streets of Yuanmeng County came to watch the excitement.

Anyway, it’s just idle time in the first month, isn’t it just for fun?

As soon as Lin Nuo's wedding team came down the national highway and entered the county town, they were greeted by a large number of chasing eyes.

In addition, for the sake of dignity, Lin Nuo arranged for the car repair and washing shop on the street to clean the fleet separately, which made it even more popular!

Because Yuanmeng County has coal from Heijin County next door, there are quite a few car repair and wash shops on the street, seven or eight.

In this era, there is no Internet and information is relatively limited.

Although ordinary people don't know Rolls-Royce, they can't open their eyes even if they take a look at the row of shiny black cars in the sun!

Isn't that more impressive than Santana? Who can't see that it's a good thing?

Lin Nuo rolled down the window, stuck his head out, and shouted to the bandit leader:

"Si Chen! How old are you? How unbecoming it is to hang out with children!"

Before Si Chen could say anything, Song Yunhu next to him shouted:

"Why are we children now? Hurry up and buy us some money!"

Cousin Lin Nuo quickly got out of the car, carrying a briefcase, took out a handful of red envelopes, and stuffed them into the little brothers one by one:

"Oh, this is such a happy day. I look up to see the joy, my brows are filled with joy, the spring breeze is triumphant, what a happy marriage for a hundred years~"

Those auspicious words are like free money.

A group of little brothers laughed and accepted the red envelope, opened it and took a look:

"Oh! Two dollars!"

Someone shouted in surprise!

The New Year’s money given by my family during the Chinese New Year may not even amount to two yuan!

The first twenty little brothers paid two yuan each, but they made everyone happy!

Mao Yuanchao and Song Yunhu, two brothers in distress, had a relatively higher outlook and shouted:

"Where's the smoke? Smoke, smoke! Brother, give us smoke quickly!"

Cousin Lin Nuo smiled kindly, took out a box of Huazi from his bag, opened it, and distributed it to everyone.

When they left, Mao Yuanchao followed them, holding the passenger window open and saying:

"Brother, give me a bag alone, and I will reveal a top-secret news to you!"

As he said that, he looked at Lin Nuo in the back seat and his eyes lit up:

"Brother Nuo is switching from a shotgun to a cannon today! You're so good-looking!"

Lin Nuo was dumbfounded and asked:

"If you have any top-secret news, come and tell me quietly."

"You first ask the big brother in front of you to give me a cigarette."

Lin Nuo laughed and scolded: "You kid, you won't let go of the eagle until you see the rabbit~"

After the transaction between the two parties was completed, Mao Yuanchao came over mysteriously and said in Lin Nuo's ear:

"Brother Chen said that I have prepared a big thing for you that can only be shaken with a handle to start the fire!"

Lin Nuo instantly turned into a kitten, and subconsciously stared at Si Chen.

Not far away, Si Chen was smoking a cigarette with a wicked smile on his face!



The convoy was released again. Si Chen was holding a cigarette between his teeth, showing off his horse with great power, and raised his gun into the sky:

"Ready! Release!"

Bang bang, bang bang bang!

Two large platoons of guns rang out, that battle was quite brutal~

However, they are all empty bombs, just listen to them!

The groom was so startled in the car that he trembled and went numb~

When it comes to marrying a daughter-in-law, Si Chen, a stumbling block, brings a group of tiger cubs with him, who are he trying to scare?

Then, there was a drum band playing, and several firecrackers were set off together. The movement was extremely noisy, not an ordinary bustle!

Song Yunhu chased Mao Yuanchao and dug out his pockets: "Hua Zi, Hua Zi! Come on, we'll share half of it when we meet!"

In the large square pocket of Mao Yuanchao's blue parka down jacket, in addition to a box of Huazi, there is also a box of Ashima, two boxes of scraping cannons, and one box of smashed cannons.

"Take out your hands first!" Mao Yuanchao hid and pulled to avoid Song Yunhu's fleshy claws:

"This box of Ashima is for you!"

"I don't want widow's cigarettes, Hua Zi is easy to smoke!" Song Yunhu extended another claw.

The two little brothers were torn apart and couldn't walk anymore.

Si Chen turned around and couldn't see!ъìqυgΕtv.℃ǒΜ

The two silly sons of the county magistrate's family, look at those poor losers!

However, it is normal for men to often drag their brothers to dig into their pockets just for a puff of cigarettes.

Si Chen took out his half box of Huazi from his pocket and handed it over:

"Yunhu, don't make trouble, the cannon inside needs to be fired!"

When Song Yunhu heard this, he jumped faster than a rabbit!

The second boy immediately ran over to continue smoking, couldn't wait to hold one in his mouth, and agreed with slurred speech:
To be continued...
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