Chapter 130: The Monkey Gives Wine
At night, the big tiger appeared again with a dead rabbit in his mouth. He then put the rabbit at the hole and saw Lu Xun coming, wagging his tail. His docile and well-behaved appearance made the audience in the live broadcast room uneasy.
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[Fuck! This is a relatively large cat that looks a bit like a tiger!]
[Is there something wrong with my eyes? Why do I see flattery in a tiger’s eyes?]
[Oh my god, this big tiger brought the rabbit here to please Lu Gouzi.]
[Tiger bribes Lu Gouzi! Lu Gouzi is so awesome.]
[Big Tiger, where is your self-esteem? Where is your kingly aura?!]
【You are the king of the forest, how can you be so cowardly.】
[It turns out that the cats in the primeval forest are all this big.]
[Big tigers are equal to big cats, identification completed! 】
Lu Xun looked at the rabbit at his feet and touched its head, "Yes. I accepted this gift. If anyone comes here, remember to come back and tell me."
The big tiger roared at him and agreed.
At this point, the big tiger has become the gatekeeper of Luxun. Once other challengers enter this territory, he can know it immediately.
In fact, with the old monster's ability, it was easy to deal with the challengers in the forest, but that was too high-profile. He was ready to reap the benefits.
How easy it would be to let the challengers outside want to fight for a while, and then kill the last few people after the fighting is almost done, and it won't make people think that he is too powerful.
On the fourth day, a helicopter appeared over the primeval forest and began to drop supplies. The challengers traveling through the forest all received text messages from the program team.
[Materials have been distributed. The first location: coordinate star latitude 37°, southeast direction. The second location: coordinate star latitude...]
Lu Xun saw the coordinate information of the five places sent by the program team and did not leave at all.
This move by the program crew clearly means that the challengers will fight each other to increase the excitement and excitement.
Anyway, he had something to eat and something to drink, and he was too lazy to fight for it.
The challengers naturally know that some people have no choice but to obtain supplies in order to continue to survive in the virgin forest.
Some people do it to kill other challengers and attract the attention of the audience. No matter what the purpose is, countless challengers are heading towards these five addresses.
Several guests in the studio commented responsibly.
"Mei Ye and Sunwell seem to have gone to the same place. I'm really looking forward to seeing what kind of sparks they will create when they meet." Xiaoxiao said excitedly.
"Teacher Li, who do you think will win when the two meet?" Xiaoxiao asked.
Li Jing smiled and said: "It's hard to say, but from their perspective. Even if they meet, they will not take action."
"Why?"
"It's very simple. It's not the time for them to face off against each other yet. The two of them should decide the winner in the finals. It doesn't make sense to decide the winner now. After all, there are many challengers in the forest."
"I agree with what Teacher Li said." Fu Yuchen said.
"Hey! Our composing genius from the Southern Region seems not to be ready to leave."
The camera switched to Lu Xun's live broadcast room.
Hundreds of people were heading towards the place where supplies were dropped, but Lu Xun was the only one who found a waterhole, where he ate fruit and basked in the sun.
Just then, a monkey jumped on the stone beside the pool and screamed at the land patrol, as if to drive him away.
Lu Xun opened his eyes, looked at the monkey, and waved to him.
The little monkey looked at him doubtfully, but moved his steps and came two meters away from Lu Xun.
"I heard that your monkey tribe likes to make wine, please bring me some wine."
The little monkey was about to refuse, but under Lu Xun's direct gaze, he gave in. After squeaking twice, he returned to the jungle.
In the studio
“Can monkeys make wine?”
"I've never heard of it." Li Jing said with a smile.
Ah Wei, who likes analysis, began to analyze confidently again, "This challenger still wants to gain attention by interacting with animals, but obviously this time he miscalculated."
Xiaoxiao immediately asked: "Why does Teacher Ah Wei think so?"
"It's very simple. How can animals make wine?" Ah Wei said confidently, "He said this because he actually wanted to create the appearance of passing through with monkeys, but I think if he continues to set up this kind of personality and selling point,
Sooner or later, the audience will be bored. He should learn from Mei Ye and Sen Ge."
The audience in the live broadcast room nodded in agreement. Seeing that everyone agreed with him, Ah Wei became more confident. After all, this player had dropped fifty places from the top ten in popularity at the beginning.
The next second, a monkey jumped out of the jungle, holding a bamboo tube in its hand. It jumped onto the big rock beside the Tan and handed the bamboo tube to Lu Xun.
Lu Xun took the bamboo tube and smelled it, "It smells so fragrant."
In the studio, Ah Wei yelled out of control: "Impossible! There must be water in there."
Not sure if it was because of the power of the power, Lu Xun felt it and pointed the bamboo tube at the camera, "This wine tastes better than the expensive wines sold on the market."
Everyone could clearly see that the liquid in the bamboo tube was purple-red, like wine brewed from purple fruits.
This scene directly stunned several guests and the audience in the live broadcast room. Ah Wei's face turned blue and white. Hundreds of millions of viewers saw that he was slapped in the face. Ah Wei only felt his cheeks burning.
【Wocao, wocao, wocao! Monkeys really know how to make wine.】
[Oh my god, have the monkeys here become sperms? 】
[Shouldn’t we sigh, why is the monkey so obedient? If you ask it to give you wine, it will give you wine.]
【I always think this composer is awesome.】
[I don’t know if it’s my imagination, but this person seems to be able to tame all animals quickly.]
[Lu Da is so awesome!]
【Lu Xun, Light of the Southern Territory.】
[Hahahaha, Ah Wei was slapped in the face.]
[Awei, can you analyze it now? 】
[I just saw Ah Wei’s embarrassed look on his face, and he wanted to crawl into the cracks in the ground.]
…
After the studio was quiet for two seconds, Li Jing was the first to speak: "Actually, some animals have very high IQs. Primates like monkeys have IQs comparable to those of four or five-year-old children, and some are even as high as about ten years old.
This wine should be formed after they stored the fruit and naturally fermented it over time."
Fu Yuchen then said, "Yes, my friend keeps a gibbon as a pet. It is very smart and can do simple arithmetic."
"This challenger should have noticed it before."
Li Jing and others tried their best to help Ah Wei save some face.
In short, what they meant was to tell the audience that Lu Xun is not as good as you believe, but the audience did not buy it.
[I feel like the guest is deceiving me, but I have no evidence.]
[Expert Li, you and I have no grievances, so why do you treat me like a fool!]
【I believe you are evil!】
[I have been watching Lu Dada’s live broadcast, there is no such thing as prior knowledge, okay? 】
Lu Xun took a sip, squinted his eyes with pleasure, and lay back on the big stone slab, drinking wine, eating fruit, and basking in the sun. This place was not like trying to survive on a deserted island. It looked like he was on a leisure vacation.
[Here I go, I just came out of the live broadcast room next door. Everyone was beaten to death there, why is this guy still drinking here?]
[Hey, hey, hey, comrade, please wake up, you are participating in "Extreme Survival" now, not on vacation!]
Chapter completed!