Chapter 2 Throwing the latrine
The name of this bald little Taoist priest is Gao Xiaoshuai, who was given it by the old Taoist priest. Because Gao Xiaoshuai was left at the door of the Taoist temple and was discovered by the old Taoist priest who got up early to clean the courtyard. He did not have anything on his body to identify himself. This is not true.
It's like a routine where parents are hunted by their enemies and then leave behind something to prove their identity for the safety of their young son.
Although the old Taoist priest took him in, he still carefully visited the surrounding area for a few days to make sure that there had been no killings by outsiders or monks recently, and then he felt relieved. The old Taoist priest saw that the baby was white, plump and handsome, and he was much too lazy.
Without using any brain cells, I casually named him Gao Xiaoshuai. Someone would inherit the mantle in the future, and the old Taoist priest was delighted.
Before meeting Gao Xiaoshuai, the issue of the inheritance of Guiyuan Sect had always been a concern of the old Taoist priests. People from a small family were not favored by others. If this Taoist temple was not old enough and there were still people taking care of it, it would have been destroyed long ago.
To become desolate.
After December, the old Taoist priest has endured another year.
But on the third day of the first lunar month, there was a heavy snowfall and an accident occurred.
The old Taoist priest fell asleep and went to the latrine. He fell ill and died half a month later. Gao Xiaoshuai was very sad. Although the old Taoist priest was already very old, he still had two people alive.
At least I have a companion.
With the help of nearby hunters, Gao Xiaoshuai buried the old Taoist priest in peace.
Late at night, Gao Xiaoshuai sat alone on the futon in the main hall, staring at the word Hunyuan on the wall, thinking about his past with the old Taoist priest and his own future.
He didn't know whether it was because he was lost in thought or because he had been staring for a long time, but he seemed to see a dark light flowing at the beginning of the three dots of water on the left side of the word "hun" in Hunyuan on the wall.
Gao Xiaoshuai thought that he had been staring at the wall for too long and his eyes were dazzled. He lowered his head and rubbed his eyes and looked again, but there was nothing. He was so bored that he jumped on the incense table and lay on the wall to take a closer look.
Such evil behavior, if the old Taoist priest is still there, will be beaten and joked by him. No matter how Guiyuan Guan declines, the majesty of the ancestor cannot be desecrated.
Gao Xiaoshuai stuck his butt out, touched his left hand again and again, and found nothing on the cold wall - his frozen hands. After struggling for a long time, he still found nothing.
"Looks like he is really dazzled." He jumped down from the incense table in frustration and walked towards his straw nest in the corner. The reason why he slept in a straw nest was that, in the words of the old Taoist priest, it was soft and warm. In fact, Gao Xiaoshuai knew
, this girl just has no money.
Thinking about all the things I had done with the old Taoist priest, I fell asleep in a daze. It snowed heavily again at night, and it was almost waist deep in some places. The roof beams of the main hall, which had been in disrepair for a long time, occasionally made creaking sounds that could not bear the weight.
Gao Xiaoshuai slept soundly. In his dream, he saw the old Taoist priest again. He didn't know why the two of them were fine just a moment ago. Suddenly, the old Taoist priest changed his face and chased him with a bald tail whisk. He wanted to teach him a lesson just now.
The evil act of disrespecting the ancestors.
When Gao Xiaoshuai was caught by the old Taoist priest and the whisk fell, Gao Xiaoshuai woke up suddenly. When he stared, he immediately jumped out of the hall like a frightened rabbit. There was a muffled sound behind him, causing the sky to be filled with thunder.
snowflake.
When the snowflakes fell, I looked back and saw that the roof of the main hall, which had already been embarrassingly heavy, was completely covered on the ground, leaving half of the main wall of the main hall still standing.
"Damn it, even the nest where the young master sleeps has been taken away. Now it's better, and there is no need to miss it anymore. Tomorrow the young master will move and go to Guiyuan Sect to eat and drink." Gao Xiaoshuai is not.
A pessimistic person, on the contrary, he has a spirit of Ah Q that ordinary people cannot match. How can he live a healthy life in Guiyuanguan, which is out of the way?
Suddenly, a dark light circulated, and what he saw clearly this time was that where he saw a dim light before, there was a mass of dark green light surging, palm-sized, oval-shaped. At this time, the desk was no longer there, but fortunately in the main hall
The bricks and tiles increase the height of the floor.
Gao Xiaoshuai staggered over and climbed over. For safety reasons, he found a tree twig and poked the luminous object first. It seemed a little soft. After he poked it again to confirm that it was not a living thing and not dangerous, he then removed it.
Hold it in your hand and watch.
This kind of caution was learned by Gao Xiaoshuai through bloody lessons. The winter before last, he was looking for food in the mountains. After wandering around for a long time, he couldn't find anything to eat. When he saw a section of dead tree trunk in the vast white snow field, he didn't even think about it.
He was about to carry it back for warmth, but before he could do it, the dead wood actually had a bloody mouth and bit him.
Gao Xiaoshuai let out a strange scream and rolled and crawled across the snowy field. If a raptor as big as a house hadn't been attacking the monster, he would have been doomed.
Shocked, he looked back and realized that the dead wood he saw before was actually a strange snake with sharp horns. The strange snake got into the snow to avoid the bird, but was disturbed by Gao Xiaoshuai.
From then on, anyone who dared to tell Gao Xiaoshuai that snakes hibernate in winter and do not bite, Gao Xiaoshuai would be worried about. Since then, he has also developed a habit of being cautious, and the world has completely subverted his understanding.
, many of the old Taoist priest's old knowledge are outdated. Sometimes Gao Xiaoshuai wonders how the old Taoist priest survived in this barren mountain where monsters are rampant.
Gao Xiaoshuai turned over and over to look at the shiny thing in his hand: "The old Taoist priest always said that the word "chaos" has the most precious treasure of Guiyuan Guan. Is this the thing? But what kind of thing is this? It's ordinary.
It's soft and soft, like mud, and a little warm."
After struggling for a while, he still found nothing. Gao Xiaoshuai murmured: "I used to listen to the old Taoist priests telling fairy tales. They said that the immortal treasures have spiritual intelligence, and some can shed blood to identify their masters. Does this thing need to shed blood?"
Thinking of this, he bit his finger, squeezed it a few times to make sure there was enough blood on his finger, and then poked the object. Who knew that the thing had escaped before his hand touched it?
, and at the same time, something like spiritual consciousness was emitted, and Gao Buer could hear it clearly: "Such a rubbish bloodline is used as a sacrifice. Is this an insult to this great god?"
"Holy shit!" Gao Xiaoshuai screamed strangely and threw away the thing in his hand. Unexpectedly, the thing did not fall to the ground, but was quietly suspended in mid-air.
"What the hell are you?"
"Don't bring up such low-level topics to me."
"Here, you're still in high spirits, right?" Gao Xiaoshuai said as he grabbed the thing and left.
"Hey, boy, what are you going to do?"
"Go to the latrine."
"What are you doing in a dirty place like that?"
"Throw you into the pit."
"Hey, hey, hey, don't mess around. We're from the same family, so there's nothing you can say."
"No more pretense?"
"What's the pretense? This is the standard. In our era...hey hey hey."
Gao Xiaoshuai didn't listen to his nonsense and continued walking towards the toilet.
"Brother, I'll call you eldest brother. If we have something to say, can we sit down and talk about it?"
"Okay, let's not show off, okay?"
"OK!"
Chapter completed!