Chapter 101 Shady(1/2)
Humans are mammals, and hair is one of the main characteristics of organisms.
But I don't know why.
When I heard that sentence, it was nothing, many people felt a little confused.
How could an adult ask such a 'common sense' question?
If he is not ignorant, he is probably looking for trouble.
Although Wang Shifeng was well-known to some viewers at the "Poetry Conference" last time, due to the suppression and cooling of public opinion in the later period and the limited audience of the program, most viewers of "The Voice of the Midsummer" did not know him.
He had preconceived ideas about the senses of "Maomao Song", and now he heard him ask Wu Zhuqian this question, subconsciously thought that this guy was here to attract attention.
However, some viewers who know Wang Shifeng have a premonition that Wang Shifeng thinks this question is intentional.
Maybe it's not an inquiry, but when you look at it in context, it seems more like... a swearing.
What kind of hair is it?
Tsk, Teacher Wang is still as tough as ever!
Even when facing popular traffic like Wu Zhuqian, he should scold him, so he will not hide his scolding.
There is a good show now.
Unlike the onlookers, Wu Zhuqian, who is the person involved, can feel it more intuitively.
This strange man on the stage whose appearance has threatened him is just scolding him!
Although Wu Zhuqian, who has been pampered since childhood, has suffered some setbacks, he has never been "humiliated" in public since his debut.
Annoyed and a little funny, thinking that Wang Shifeng really didn't know who he was offending.
I, Wu Zhuqian, are currently the top traffic artist with both strength and appearance in Xia Country. Not to mention the company's strength, relying on my fans alone is enough to ruin you!
Thinking of this, Wu Zhuqian raised the corner of his mouth and laughed with a hint of mocking, "Mr. Wang, your question is indeed very presumptuous and indecent, but based on politeness, I still have to respond to you. Of course, I have it on me. As for what kind of hair they are, aren't you written in your "Maomao Song"?"
I have to say that Wu Zhuqian's answer can be called moderate and relaxed, which not only highlights his own elegance, but also indirectly belittles Wang Shifeng's vulgarity.
It instantly received unanimous praise from fans and audiences.
‘Wow, my brother is too gentlemanly. He is polite in facing such vulgar problems. He is worthy of being a noble young man on earth!’
‘Juejuezi, our brother Qian is so polite. This makes that king look even more disgusting. He keeps talking and is so slutty.’
‘Although, is Wang Shifeng on the stage here here to take advantage of the popularity? He is pretty and beautiful, why is his character so bad?’
‘??? Didn’t you Brother Qian first argue with others? And why is Mao’s problem vulgar? Are you nothing?’
‘The brothers upstairs are calm, let the progress bar fly for a while. We just need to know Teacher Wang’s strength in our hearts, and there is no need to argue with each other.’
Fans of both sides of the barrage have begun to tear up, but it is obvious that Wu Zhuqian's fans are more professional and are quickly accused of comments. They have been organized in major support clubs and super talks, preparing to directly explode Wang Shifeng.
The atmosphere at the studio was also a little anxious, and everyone could feel the smell of gunpowder in the air.
Ye Na's expression was a little tense and her eyebrows were frowning. Wang Shifeng appeared on the show at this time, completely caught her off guard.
But it is also a good thing, just a fool criticized him to attract firepower.
I hope Wu Zhuqian can hold on for a while.
Dong Qinghua and Zhang Fang looked playful and were ready to watch on the wall.
What’s even more nervous is the director of the program team. They also expect Wang Shifeng to bring enough topic traffic, but they are worried that the old things will happen again.
After all, Fang Weimin has not been discharged from the hospital yet, so don’t send another one in.
After hearing Wu Zhuqian's sarcasm, Wang Shifeng's smile remained calm and still warm. "Since Teacher Wu admitted that he learned from "Maomao Song" what kind of hair you are, why do you say that this song is worthless?"
???
When did I say I learned it from your spicy chicken song?
Wu Zhuqian was stunned and frowned and said, "Sorry, Mr. Wang, you may have misunderstood. I didn't learn it from your song. The teacher taught me when I was in kindergarten."
"Teacher Wu went to kindergarten, I'm so envious." Wang Shifeng suddenly sighed.
?
Wu Zhuqian was stunned. What are you envious of after going to kindergarten?
"I would like to ask, those who have never attended kindergarten here, please raise your hands." Wang Shifeng looked at the audience.
The live extras were looking at each other, but in the end, under the guidance of some old extras, they raised their hands on their own initiative.
When the camera was swept, the confusing audience in front of the screen saw that most of them raised their hands.
Have so many people never attended kindergarten?
"Maybe everyone thinks that going to kindergarten is a matter of course, and even thinks that kindergarten is part of compulsory education, but it is not." Wang Shifeng's clear voice sounded again:
"From 1981 to the present, there are more than 260,000 kindergartens nationwide, mostly concentrated in first-, second- and third-tier cities, of which 38% are public and 62% are private. However, there are currently less than 20 million kindergarten students in the country, while there are more than 80 million children of appropriate age in the country. Do you know what this means?"
Wang Shifeng's voice was not loud, but it was inexplicably sank.
The originally laughing mentality of billions of viewers instantly became solemn.
As long as you know how to calculate, you will naturally know that this means.
There are 60 million children of suitable age in the country and have never attended kindergarten.
This intuitive number directly breaks their inherent ideas. It turns out that there are so many people who have never attended kindergarten. In comparison, only a few have read it.
The audience was in a solemn look at Wu Zhuqian again.
Although he was wearing sunglasses, Wu Zhuqian was still a little inexplicably palpitations. He subconsciously avoided his eyes, but he still fought back, "I really don't know these data. After all, I am just an artist and have specialized in my profession. But I am bluntly speaking, even if I haven't studied these in kindergarten, will it have any impact on us? Didn't I know it naturally when I grow up?"
"Children don't know what it means to be a sin, so it has no effect on the sin of a sin?" Wang Shifeng sneered.
Wu Zhuqian realized that he had been labeled a huge hat and was instantly shaking. "Your statement is a bit extreme. We are talking about common sense and value."
"Teacher Wu, what you think is common sense is not necessarily common sense in the eyes of many people." Wang Shifeng chuckled and said, "For example, you said you know what kind of hair you are, but do you know the function of your hair?"
Who are you talking about?
You scold again!
"..." Wu Zhuqian's face turned red in an instant, and his mouth opened but he didn't know how to respond. But Wang Shifeng's smile was so dazzling again, "Why don't I know?"
"Then let me ask, how many types of hair are there in the human body?" Wang Shifeng asked with a smile.
Wu Zhuqian used his brain, but he could basically think of some hair, eyebrows, eyelashes, beards and leg hair, but he was not sure about the specific types.
Because he knew that if he said it wrong.
Then his hat without common sense will be detained, and his perfect character will have flaws.
So he must answer carefully. For some reason, a strange and magical melody suddenly appeared in his mind, which shocked him.
Grass (a plant)!
It's "Maomao Song"! How could this kind of garbage suddenly appear? It's thrown away quickly!
Not only Wu Zhuqian, most viewers in front of the screen were also subconsciously thinking about the answer when they heard this question, but as they thought about it, the strange and magical "Maomao Song" unconsciously came to their minds.
Damn... poisoned!
The same was true for the audience, and the studio suddenly talked about it.
"It seems that Teacher Wu didn't listen to the class well in kindergarten." Wang Shifeng joked, "In fact, there are only three types of hair in the human body, long hair, short hair and petal hair. The types of hair in the song are all the evolution of these three types."
Seeing that Wang Shifeng was so gentle, Wu Zhuqian felt that he was insulted and mocked him indifferently, "Mr. Wang has studied Mao a lot. I am different from you. I concentrate on music and focus on it."
I have to say that this Wu Zhuqian's sarcastic kung fu is indeed good. It not only relieves his embarrassment, but also belittles Wang Shifeng.
In an instant, most of the audience who felt as suppressed as him suddenly felt that it was normal for them to not understand these things.
"Teacher Wu doesn't even know Mao, so there is no need to be ashamed." Wang Shifeng's smile remained unabated and his tone was gentle.
???
Why are you scolding again? And when did I feel ashamed?
Wu Zhuqian felt a little upset when he heard this, especially the laughter from the audience, which made him angry. "Mr. Wang, we are talking about the value of your song, not about Mao, right?"
"You don't even understand Mao, how can I talk about value with you?" Wang Shifeng's face was innocent.
"You!.....cough cough cough~" Wu Zhuqian didn't breathe, and was choked and coughed.
"Mr. Wu is okay?" Zhang Fang, who was watching the show, was concerned.
"Teacher Wu was suddenly choked because he often repaired his nose hair, which caused the chain reaction caused by the dust or other things in the air when he breathed and directly entered the respiratory tract." Wang Shifeng said with concern.
"If Teacher Wu could understand some hair, maybe he wouldn't be so cruel when he trimming his nose hair. Nose hair is like a guard of the respiratory tract. Over-trimming will cause harm to the nasal cavity and respiratory tract. The audience must take it as a warning. While it is beautiful, you should also pay attention to health.
Including hair, it is not just for beauty, but for protecting our head shells and keeping warm. Friends who shaved their heads should have feelings. Bald heads are more likely to catch colds.
The same is true for eyebrows and eyelashes. In addition to being beautiful, they are also designed to protect our fragile eyes. The former prevents sweat from flowing into the eyes, while the latter prevents wind and sand or other foreign objects from entering the eyes, harming the cornea and eyeballs.
As for other hairs, they also have their own functions. For example, armpit hair that everyone doesn't like, especially girls who are particularly disgusted, but their function is to prevent resistance to the friction of the arms and prevent some skin problems.
Our ancestors have said since ancient times that their bodies and hair are not dared to be damaged by their parents. This is the beginning of filial piety. Putting aside the misinterpretation of filial piety, there is actually a great scientific basis. The physiological characteristics that humans can finally leave when they evolve are all screened through environmental and genetics. Only when we truly understand them can we have the right to evaluate and deal with them. Otherwise, there will be endless troubles."
As soon as Wang Shifeng finished speaking, the audience instantly gained a new understanding of "Mao".
To be continued...