Chapter 143 One dares to ask, the other dares to answer
The lethality of touching love words is aoe damage regardless of gender.
Especially the love words spoken from Wang Shifeng's mouth have added additional effects.
"Hehe, Teacher Wang is so good. I didn't expect me, a straight man, to be honest, this time, my parents have been talking to me for a few days and made an appointment to meet tomorrow. I plan to ask her to watch a movie, but she said she didn't like watching a movie and was afraid she would be bored to sleep, so she wanted to ask you for help, should I change to another activity?" Mr. Qin went back to the topic.
What else can I do besides watching movies and having dinner for the first time?
This issue aroused the interest of the live broadcast audience and began to come up with ideas.
Some say they go to bars, some say they go to offline scripts, and some say they go to the park to dance square dance...
But everyone is more curious about what Wang Shifeng would have.
Under the expectation, Wang Shifeng pondered for a moment, and suddenly said with a smile, "Congratulations, Mr. Qin, then I won't watch the movie anymore. Skip this part and go to bed directly."
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Barrage takes off
‘It’s worthy of being you, Teacher Wang, so meticulous.’
‘Master, I pee on your feet.’
‘The enterprise level understands Teacher Wang.’
‘Tsk tsk, then this time it’s probably not as simple as unemployment. I’m afraid I have to provide food and accommodation this time.’
‘Isn’t watching movies just for sleeping [dog head]’
Looking at the active barrage, Mr. Qin asked skeptically, "Teacher Wang, there will be no accident in replying like this."
"In life, you might as well be bolder." Wang Shifeng chuckled.
"It seems that you really want to send me in. I may be a bit straight man, but I am not stupid!" Mr. Qin said angrily.
"Mr. Qin, in fact, the most important thing about getting along with others is the process of groping. Because everyone's situation and opportunities are different, many experiences are not necessarily applicable. For example, I said that this was actually operated by my friend. He used this simple and crude method to test more than 100 girls, but in fact more than 30 agreed to him to go to bed directly, so you can't say that I'm cheating you." Wang Shifeng said innocently.
Suddenly, the audience's eyes lit up.
Is quantitative change resulting in qualitative change??!
From this point of view, it seems that there is indeed a chance of success, so I will try it another day.
But then I thought about it... Where can I find a hundred girls?
"Okay, I'll try another day." Mr. Qin was speechless.
"It's better to choose a day than to meet the day, and the atmosphere has been set here." Wang Shifeng quipped.
The audience also started to cheer.
"Hehe, I confessed. Actually, I'm just afraid of offline appointments, and I'm even more afraid that she really agreed." Mr. Qin, who was so kind that he couldn't help but tell the truth.
"I really don't want to fall in love in the third dimension. It's really tiring to deal with people. And I have more troubles after getting married. I just think it's good to be single, and I have enough time and energy to do what I like to do and think about topics that I'm interested in."
Mr. Qin's full of vigor and his voice was filled with the sincerity of a young man, which made people feel a little moved when they heard it.
"Mr. Qin, what you like to do should be quite energy-consuming." Wang Shifeng chuckled.
This laugh is very problematic.
Because the audience in the live broadcast room heard a lot of stories from this laughter.
Roar, Teacher Wang, you are doing these things again!
"Oh~ Teacher Wang, you really hate it." Mr. Qin growled shyly.
"Actually, Mr. Qin, I can understand your mentality very well, but young people who think this way no longer say less. They don't necessarily really resist love. I call it a suicide single, a family member and relative introduced it to me, a friend around you is not interested, a love at first sight is not lucky, a love affair over time is impatient, a person who can't get out of it, and does not want others to come in. Occasionally, he yearns for a sweet love, but once he wants to start acting, he is worried about the colorfulness." Wang Shifeng's voice was very gentle, with a hint of healing tenderness.
Most viewers feel a little empathetic.
That's right, this is our attitude towards love now.
I originally thought that I was like this, but when I looked at it, it turned out to be the norm.
Now you don’t have to worry about having any problems with your heart like your family and friends.
It was like finding animals from the ethnic group, and everyone found warmth in the live broadcast room.
"So Teacher Wang, you also think that it is not a big deal to be in love, not getting married, not having children, right?" Mr. Qin said with hope.
"In the past, everyone said that marriage was a besieged city. People inside wanted to come out and people outside wanted to go in. But now with the development of information transmission, marriage is a transparent besieged city. People inside wanted to come out and people outside looked scared." Wang Shifeng's tone was leisurely, but he exuded a sense of self-deprecation. Combining the content made people feel inexplicably funny and sad.
Now young people seem to avoid marriage and love. They should have been the age when they yearn for love the most, but they all chose to close themselves.
What's going on?
"After listening, I became more and more afraid of getting married." Mr. Qin seemed to shivering.
"It's not necessary to be afraid of marriage, because most people are individuals who are afraid of loneliness and loneliness after all, and need a partner who can be with you occasionally. In fact, if you really want to get married, you don't have to wait for love. It's also okay to marry a friend who is just a physical or a spiritual friend.
But if you don’t really want to get married, you must wait for love. Then you must be strong enough in your heart and be prepared to be single for life, because the chances of love happening are not too high." Wang Shifeng said with a smile.
"The chance of love happening is not high. This sentence is too right, so I'd better fill my girlfriend with anger." Mr. Qin smiled.
"The probability of love is small, but it does not exist." Wang Shifeng shook his head and said, "I have a friend who is not good-looking and not worth more than 100 million yuan, but in the end he married a gentle and beautiful wife. No one who has seen his wife does not envy him for getting love."
"No, if he is really an ordinary person, the probability of finding such a top-notch wife is tantamount to winning the lottery." Mr. Qin asked the audience for the majority of audiences.
"Of course my friend is not useless, he has good moral character." Wang Shifeng said seriously. "I also asked him how he chased his wife. He said it was because he went back to the dormitory late in college. They slept in the hotel with only one big bed room left. The girl drew a line in the middle and warned my friend not to have any unreasonable thoughts.
My friend is a real gentleman, so they slept like this all night, and the next day the girl agreed to be her girlfriend. She got married less than a month after falling in love. The girl told me about her friend on the night of the wedding.
Before, in order to find a boss with good moral character, she tested more than 20 boys in that hotel, but none of them passed the test, so she didn't believe in love at that time. It was not until she met my friend that she found true love."
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After listening to this touching story, more than four million people in the live broadcast room were silent.
"Uh, such love is really enviable. I don't deserve it, so I'd better stay alone." Mr. Qin said with some lingering fear, as if he was hit.
"Actually, it doesn't matter if you don't meet love. If you really don't feel lonely, being alone is actually a good choice." Wang Shifeng smiled.
"Teacher Wang, I really rarely feel lonely because I feel that there are really many things in this world that can enrich me, and there are still many interesting topics waiting for me to explore. That is the meaning of my life. In contrast, it takes time to get along with the three-dimensional human beings." Mr. Qin was interested.
"Mr. Qin has any interesting topics to share with friends in the live broadcast room?" Wang Shifeng asked with a smile.
"Yes, Teacher Wang, listen to me, when I was studying the explosion of a nuclear bomb recently, will there be a suitable distance to completely roast the pizza?" When talking about this, Mr. Qin suddenly became excited.
The audience who had just recovered from the love story of Wang Shifeng's friends fell into silence again.
This is...what hardcore problem???
"Well... to be precise, this situation is nuclear-controlled. Just calculate the heat required by the pizza and the formula for decreasing distance of the heat per unit area of the nuclear explosion heat." Wang Shifeng pondered for a moment and replied.
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Shocked my mom for a whole year.
What a guy, one dares to ask and the other dares to answer!
Teacher Wang is so fond of his fans!
Mr. Qin, who was given the answer, seemed more and more excited. "Teacher Wang, I have read the report and research before, showing that babies actually swim when they are born, but adults need to learn to swim again. Why is that?"
"Because newborns grow in amniotic fluid, babies under six months old have a stubborn reaction and can hold their breath in the water for a short time and will not choke on the water. However, it is not our adult swimming behavior, so we commonly call babies under six months old "little stubborn baby." Wang Shifeng's calm answer was reasonable and well-founded.
I don’t know if he was too satisfied with Wang Shifeng’s answer, or if Mr. Qin’s questions had never been answered, which inspired him to have a strange switch, so he excitedly asked Wang Shifeng a series of questions.
"Teacher Wang! I'm sick in spring. Can I take aphrodisiacs to cure it?!"
"Does Lei Gong and Electric Power use DC or AC?"
"Why is a refrigerator a cabinet and a freezer a box?"
"Why is it called a hotel where you sleep and a nightclub where you drink?"
"Can the fish see water if they don't see the air?"
"You said that electric eels using electric eels will be electrocuted by electric eels?"
"Why are it all telecommunications fraud? Don't China Unicom and Mobile?"
"Why are cucumbers green and why are seaweed black?"
"Is the poison still poisonous if it expires?"
Chapter completed!