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Chapter 48 Who else?(2/2)

The audience applauded excitedly again. It doesn’t matter what they are right. It’s fun to be able to scold that old dog!

Fang Weimin glared at his eyes and his blood pressure rose again.

Young man, you don’t talk about martial ethics! I didn’t even mock you, why did you scold me?

For some reason, I still feel a little aggrieved.

"Teacher Wang is indeed a master of pairings, and I admire him." Fang Weimin realized that there was something in Wang Shifeng's belly and decided to adjust his strategy. "But I think these pairs are not very good, and they are not as interesting as you just now, to the ancient times."

"Teacher Fang wants to hear something fresh? Yes." Wang Shifeng curled the corner of his mouth, his smile a little funny.

Seeing that Wang Shifeng was directly baited, Fang Weimin was happy. He has been studying couplets for so many years and has understood many formulas, but it is difficult to add fresh artistic conception to them, because ancient couplets are all based on ancient texts, and there are not so many audiences in modern culture, and it is easy to draw loopholes.

"Then Teacher Wang listened well, Qinglinkou, white blacksmith, boiled red furnace, burned black charcoal, and sat down to watch the south and north to fight east and west." Fang Weimin spoke in a long pair, and it was Li Bai's first couplet, "The front is the color, and the back is the direction."

Wang Shifeng thought about it for a moment, "In the Galaxy, the black widow, carrying a green fat man, wearing red armor, Thanos defeated the gangsters and evil people."

As soon as he finished speaking, the audience burst into warm applause and discussion.

"Wow! Teacher Wang is so awesome! He can actually use Marvel pairs!"

"I was convinced, and this idea suddenly became popular, which was much better than Fang Weimin's."

"Bulfrog, Bullfrog, Black Widow yyds!"

"Thanos is so happy that he even wants to call the police."

"This horizontal banner must not be a harmonious society!"

Fang Weimin was stupid. What is this pair? You can understand the front and have color, but what is the one behind?

Why are these extras so excited?

Why didn’t I see you so powerful when I praised me just now?

Is there less money?

"I don't understand the couple of Teacher Wang." Fang Weimin decided to rely on his seniority and pretend to be stupid.

"Then Teacher Fang probably won't understand this, carbon foundation, hydrogen reduction, chlorine dissolved, oxygen-enhancing combustion, benzene bao filled with alcohol to make phenolic." Wang Shifeng smiled.

Whether you can understand it or not.

The audience called it an expert, chemistry yyds!

???

Damn it again? You can’t afford to play with rare words!

Fang Weimin was choked.

"It's not difficult for Teacher Fang, you should be able to understand this." Wang Shifeng said again without waiting for Fang Weimin to speak, "Slide the waist, skewer the liver slices, cut the pig's lungs, roast the birds, burn the birds and cook the turtles and fight the dragon and tiger."

Suddenly the audience burst into laughter again.

Everyone can understand this, it's all a recipe.

Unlike most viewers, Liu Hanqing would smile when making subtitles. This kind of couple is not strange in his eyes, but he found that Wang Shifeng's mouth is really poisonous.

The two jokes in the following are mocked by Fang Weimin for not understanding chemistry, and the latter mocked by Fang Weimin for only knowing how to eat and drink, and having a bag of wine and food.

Tsk tsk tsk tsk, this old goat probably won’t be able to end well today. Not to mention in the entertainment industry, even in the literary and artistic world, it may have a disgrace.

Interesting, so interesting. Liu Hanqing looked at Wang Shifeng and became more and more jealous.

After all, Fang Weimin is also a cultural person, so he naturally knows that he has been scolded by Wang Shifeng again, but it is difficult for him to refute it.

Feeling that his blood pressure was about to break through the top of his head, Fang Weimin felt that this was not possible, and instantly sent a signal to the few dog legs he had inserted on the stage.

Save me, save me, save me!

The few traitors on the stage were originally afraid of Wang Shifeng's output just now, for fear of being ashamed of being criticized like the clever clever one had just made.

But I was worried about my future.

They are different from the group actors in the audience, and they still have to rely on Fang Weimin in the circle.

Finally, a contestant said, "Teacher Wang, I think you are a bit bullying. Teacher Fang is old and he doesn't understand many modern memes."

"I can't help it when Teacher Fang asked for it himself." Wang Shifeng looked at the contestant with a gentle smile, "Teacher Fang doesn't understand, then do you understand?"

For some reason, the moment Wang Shifeng's gaze fell on his body, the contestant felt that he was already cold.

"You can try it." The contestant said with a hard time riding a tiger.

"Please give me advice." Wang Shifeng nodded.

"Traveling to the West Lake, bringing tin pots, and tin pots fall off the West Lake, and cherishing the tin pots." The contestant opened his mouth and was another Su Shi's absolute "This is a homophone couplet."

"Learn physics is like in the fog. Look at physics in the fog, and don't do physics." Wang Shifeng replied in an instant.

"Damn!" The exclamation did not come from the audience, but from the contestants themselves.

Unfortunately, he didn't understand the idioms like Wang Shifeng, so he could only express surprise. If it were Wang Shifeng, he would have said it.

This is really neat and her mother took her neatly to sterilize, so neatly!

"Don't be satisfied? I still have it." Wang Shifeng raised his eyebrows and chuckled, "Learn from real changes, focus on identifying and identifying, real changes are difficult to identify, and real changes are ten times."

After saying that, it caused another howling of excitement, especially for students who know mathematics.

The nightmare is coming!

Zheng Youyun is also excited.

She was not touched by this second couplet, but Wang Shifeng's words "I still have it."

It really made her body tremble, and yesterday's stress response has not yet been cured!

Zheng Youyun couldn't help but glared at Wang Shifeng in shame, it was all your fault!

The first dog-legged retreated in shame amid the audience's boos.

Waste! All waste!

Fang Weimin blew his beard and stared at him, threatening the next dog-legged person.

"Teacher Wang, this is the number of me." The second contestant raised his hand with a sad face. "The merchant seller, one load and two baskets, three or four groups, five or six accomplices, seven or six, nine or ten, through spring, summer, autumn, winter, selling things from south to north, I don't know how many years it took."

"Tailou, nine out of ten kills, eight kills, seven out of seven out of seven, five or six finishes, three or four assists, one blow and two scatter, empty q, flash e, r, crush w, wind forest volcano source plan, just be happy." Wang Shifeng chuckled.

The whole audience was in an uproar!

Some people think that Chinese and Western combination is a combination of Niu Bi.

Some people feel that happiness is like the wind and always accompany me.

Fang Weimin was so angry that he couldn't understand. Although he knew that the greater the audience's response, the better Wang Shifeng was right.

Damn, damn, it's so angry!

Why!

The third dog-legged one was very conscious, "I am like a pine tree in the cliffs of Huangshan Mountain. Duckweed is like a seed of dust. The roots are getting deeper and they are burying on the ground."

"You are like a toad at the bottom of a green lake, drifting with the flow and looking at the swans, licking frequently, and ascending to the sky." Wang Shifeng chuckled.

The contestant cried out in grievance after hearing this!

It's unfair, why did you start scolding me when you get here!

The fourth dog-legged person didn't speak any more, letting Fang Weimin glar at him.

Just glar, it’s better to be embarrassed than being in front of tens of millions of viewers.

After all, if you offend Fang Weimin, you can still survive by changing your career. If you offend Wang Shifeng here, you may have to change your planet in the future.

The contestants on the stage looked around, and the audience laughed constantly.

The studio was once again filled with joy.

Seeing that no one spoke, Wang Shifeng glanced at the other forty contestants on the stage with a gentle smile, and said three words lightly.

"Who else?"
Chapter completed!
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