Chapter 88 Test yourself?
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Suddenly, the audience didn't care about the Yin-Yang King Shifeng and quickly picked up the pen.
"The first one is that you have to prepare a few bottles of water in the car, and after chatting with your girlfriend, and then park the car downstairs when you take her home, but don't let her get out of the car." Wang Shifeng said.
"Teacher Wang, we all live on campus." Mr. Wei reminded.
"Then you drive the car to the place where you are going to commit the crime." Wang Shifeng rolled his eyes. Why are the children now not smart at all?
Where to commit the crime?
This description seems too appropriate, and the barrage laughs wildly.
"What then?" Mr. Wei asked anxiously.
"Then you let her stay in the car for a while, and you can chat, but remember, you have to drink water all the time." Wang Shifeng smiled.
It is understandable to chat in the car, in order to delay time.
What is this operation for drinking water?
"Everyone must know that the first time in most relationships, both parties are passive. Boys are afraid that they will appear vulgar, and girls are afraid that they will appear frivolous, so they need a natural excuse. Think about it, if you drink too much water, do you want to go to the toilet? At this time, you just happened to be downstairs of the girl's house and proposed to go to the girl's house to go to the toilet. Isn't it reasonable? It's not too much." Wang Shifeng said slowly.
Suddenly I realized it.
The breakthrough point is here.
What a guy who wants to go to your house to go to the toilet. He is worthy of being Mr. Wang’s friend. The routine is so dirty!
"But Teacher Wang, I can't take her to the hotel to use the toilet, wouldn't that seem too deliberate?" Mr. Wei was still a little shy.
"Brother, tell you the truth. In your case, let alone pulling your girlfriend to the hotel to use the toilet, even if you say that there is a cat in the hotel that will stand upside down, she will happily follow you to see it." Wang Shifeng decided not to beat around the bush
"Besides, the small methods I mentioned are just a way of thinking, not to let you copy them. For example, when you are drinking water, water is sprinkled on her clothes. Do you have to find a private place to dry the clothes? Water is still of many uses."
Before Mr. Wei could figure it out, the barrage of those who didn’t have a girlfriend would understand it first.
‘I understand, the effect is full, drinking and sprinkling water is just a key to creating the theme.’
‘Last time it was an umbrella, this time it was water. We boys have to prepare too much for us to go out.’
‘The diversity of water is good, this topic is good, let’s talk about it.’
‘Tsk tsk, it’s still true that Teacher Wang’s friend can do it. This method can not only be used in love, but also in fast food!’
‘I tried it, she asked me to find a tree by the roadside.’
"Teacher Wang, what about the second backup method?" Mr. Wei asked again.
"In your case, you don't need a backup plan at all, and the effect of the second method may not be as good as the first one. You can listen to it casually." Wang Shifeng smiled and said,
"When you sent her back, you told her directly in the car, "I can't bear to part with you and want to get up with you tomorrow for breakfast. If the other party refuses, then you can still say, okay, you have ten minutes to kiss me. Usually, girls will not refuse the second one after rejecting your first request. Even if this time doesn't work, at least it won't be a loss."
After hearing Wang Shifeng say it, the audience sighed again, Teacher Wang and his friends are really stewed soup, and they are full of bad water.
You can attack and retreat or defend, but you won’t suffer any loss anyway.
Learned and learned.
"I understand. Thank you Teacher Wang for your kindness in teaching. After the matter is done, I will thank you very much!" After Mr. Wei finished speaking, he hurriedly hung up the connection, probably to buy water.
"Friendly remind everyone, you must pay attention to safety when doing things. Okay, I wish Mr. Wei a blessing to get what he wants tonight." Wang Shifeng smiled at the restless barrage.
"Let me share with you an interesting little knowledge. Friends who study chemistry should know what potassium disulfide is. Its formula is kiss, which can communicate with English kiss, meaning I love you. If a friend wants to confess more romantically, you can say: I want to eat your potassium disulfide, so that you can avoid the embarrassment of going up and saying directly that I love you or I want to chew on you."
This trick is great, and you can also show off your rich knowledge from the side.
I have to say that in all kinds of strange knowledge, Wang Shifeng is definitely a sparrow pecking at the cow's butt and a sparrow eating cow's batch.
The barrage became lively again, but it was not because I learned the routine, but because some viewers who studied chemistry started to argue about whether potassium disulfide can be established.
Suddenly I really want to know why they watched Wang Shifeng live broadcast at this time.
"Let's connect with the next audience." Wang Shifeng was not ready to intervene in the barrage war.
"Hello, Teacher Wang, my surname is Shen, just call me Xiao Shen." The connection was connected, and it was a shy male voice, sounding very young.
"Hello, Mr. Shen, what do you need to share with you?" Wang Shifeng said with a smile.
"Well, I am a loyal listener of Teacher Wang. I listened on the first day. Until now, Teacher Wang has shared many ways to fall in love and taught us how to distinguish between scumbags and scumbags. So I'm like asking, do you have any friends around you who knows secret love?" Mr. Shen asked very implicitly.
Does anyone around Wang Shifeng know about secret love?
Apart from scumbags or scumbags or vibrators, he seems to have never heard of a friend who has a crush on dog licking.
The barrage was attracted by this question and curiosity.
And it is not difficult to hear that this is a shy and affectionate boy who is good at secret love.
I guess it may be that my secret crush has been a bit hard recently and can't stand it anymore, or I was stimulated by Wang Shifeng's previous trick of picking up a conversation, so I want to consult.
"I'll ask you, is Mr. Shen in a state of secret love?" Wang Shifeng said bluntly.
"Ah, it's not me, it's me a roommate. He has encountered such a problem recently and wants to ask me for advice." Mr. Shen quickly denied it.
Anyone who understands it understands it.
"Oh, then does he want to further handle his relationship with his crush, or do he want to take a step back and leave?" Wang Shifeng asked.
"Uh... He never thought about this. Because he had never been in love since he was a child, he knew nothing about these aspects." Mr. Shen was stunned.
"This question is quite critical. If I can't be sure what I want to do, then I can't give specific suggestions." Wang Shifeng shook his head and smiled.
"What if he wants to go further?" Mr. Shen's voice was a little trembling.
"That's nothing more than pursuing the pursuit?" Wang Shifeng smiled and said, "You can start with the test."
"Yes, yes, he just wanted to try whether the girl had a good impression of him." Mr. Shen was intrigued.
"It's not about testing the other party first, but about testing yourself first." Wang Shifeng corrected.
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Test yourself?
Chapter completed!